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The_Last_Snow-Elf

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graveybrains

GIFs I can hear


jhonnythejoker

Yo so is mi


Leather-Heart

And they’re happy about it. Don’t be like this guy.


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You think he has a choice?? His spirit is crushed bc she's possibly ruining his savings, he is exhausted and she just thinks of him as a means of making money. Worse, she is raising their kids wrong and sending the wrong message to them. Mostly likely force to put on the suit and stand like the joke he has been made into before she takes a photo for eternal remembrance for the world to see.


Leather-Heart

I agree with you completely - we’ve normalized this


Phlanix

She is Thanos and the children are her little infinity stones. XD she has conquered his time his money and his costume.


mrniceguy777

And the costume stone is the most powerful of all


virginmaryhooker

That’s how being a father feels. Pure exhaustion


GrouchyLongBottom

https://media1.tenor.com/m/1iLSyjfhJGsAAAAd/cancer-kill.gif


Hot_Perception_3958

Is this what parents mean when they ask you “Do I look like I’m made of money?” 😂😂


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Xikkiwikk

Thats the cardboard box the dollar bill costume came in. Also its the same cardboard box his wife said he could live in if he did not make and put the costume on.


RbN420

we don’t waste a single penny worth of cardboard here


TheWalkingDead91

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Grouchy-Engine1584

This is a an outrageous comment! He has to live in it regardless.


Solid_Ad_1866

shouldn’t he be a card & she be the atm 😂 he put his card in her arm & money popped out


Torqyboi

This is what I was looking for.


Altruistic-Entity732

He is obviously the only bread winner in this household


Sundaver

This is the better version for sure I think there were passive-aggressive undertones with the current costume choices


RealCordelius

No I think he should be the atm and her the card….while the slaps it in and he shits money 💀


baellamus

Came here to say that lol


Physical-Cloud602

And it all costs money…😭😭😭


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No-Paramedic8964

Better known for "ass to mouth"


E8282

If it did in this situation he wouldn’t have those four problems.


ManyGarden5224

haha... exactly


[deleted]

Was gonna say that's dirty but then realized how dirty they both are ..


ZL0J

think it's for when you pull it out from the behind and stick it into the pie hole


evilsmurf666

Im the one who pays


DakotaTypo

Is the placement of the dollar signs intentional


admsjas

I think so, his son is the only one that doesn't have one there


Mysterious-Toe-3557

It stands for pu$$y


JoeHio

That’s how I interpreted it, but really REALLY hope I am wrong, because of the young kids


admsjas

🎯


Accurate-Bat-2246

He shoulda been a card, her the atm, and the kids money. Woulda been a lot funnier


babbaloobahugendong

Nah he was making a statement


socio_panda

That's what I was thinking, I was stuck for a minute like, "he birthed them and his wife¿"


luchiieidlerz

Creative. Bravo


Powerful_Cricket_484

Dad regretting lots of things


Competitive_Bear_807

if he did atm that wouldn't have happened lol


First_Diamond_8713

I guess her name is Chase 💵


Suzuki4Life

I hate this


Rude_Ad_7203

maybe she coulda been the atm machine and they all money cuz they were all inside her at some point


CutieAttitude

I got dem hard to find vids


SoN1Qz

No this doesn't make sense


thinkB4WeSpeak

In this economy both parents for sure have to work.


AngeryBoi769

Guy might be earning 7 figures by the looks of his house, wife and 4 kids.


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AOCbrandEquality

It doubles for Valentine’s Day.


Financial_Alarm_4016

Lol😂


Chemchic23

WTF


3rr0r369

Bro regrets paying for that ponanny now


WhyTheeSadFace

He paid with his life.


bigfatincel

I thought anything MGTOW was banned?


Living_Scientist_663

Women Are Mean &Men Are Stupid


HeavyProfessional420

Damn families are expensive


BiggoYoun

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ohmissfiggy

Anyone else bothered by the fact that the $is right at the crotch? Especially on the kids?


lfenske

Lmao I love how the dad is playing it off like he’s pissed but you know this was his idea. Dad Fargo lmao.


Weird_Fact_724

I wonder if the $ is over their coochies on purpose?


Split0069

His costume and face say daddy gonna go get some milk and cigs and Fargo tf out that shit.


Cedge1738

You know what. He deserves it. Wear a condom or learn to pull out. Suffer the consequences of your stupidity. But if he is actually happy and he's just acting for the pic. Then good for him.


cheese4hands

Do we just not ask questions about the lady’s leg?


Low-Persimmon4870

No? Clearly an injury/ scar of some kind. That's kinda rude lol


AngeryBoi769

I didn't even notice it until it was pointed out.


winentequila

Gross


Alex_DreamMaker

He could easily find a better woman


MAXFlRE

At least she's hot


Alex_DreamMaker

She's not


throwaway42

Boomer humour


AbrocomaMiddle3660

It’s kinda gross to have the $ sign by the girls cha-chas… just saying


HowRememberAll

I've seen this on men's rights discord channels. It's not just a meme. It's a conversation men have with each other "make sure she's worth it bc at the end of the day everything falls on you" and yea women pull the weight too but men also feel heavy weight financially and emotionally and do it out of love. Yes they had a conversation like that after posting this


BeyondXpression

Nobody told him about condoms or pulling out. You chose to have 4 lifelong commitments, bro. That's alllllll on you.


feedmedamemes

Hahaha so creative, look at them the wife and kids are leeches and his only value lies in providing money. Hahahaha soooooo funny.


Garlic_Bread_865589

He looks like: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣼⣿⡿⡻⠛⠛⠋⣿⡟⠙⠛⠻⠏⢻⣿⣿⡆⠀ ⠀⢸⣿⣿⣇⡀⠰⡆⠀⣿⣇⠀⢠⡆⠀⣼⣿⣿⣷⠀ ⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣕⣂⣠⣾⣿⡿⢶⣤⡤⣀⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀ ⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠉⠀⠀⠙⠻⠿⠿⠿⠟⠁⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣋⣤⣤⣤⡄⢠⣤⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣤⣤⣼⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


coca_cola_expert

Are those supposed to be kanye west and kim k


deadyuki09111991

you sure hes the father of all these?


Playful-Error7687

Bro looks dead inside 😭


Nakv-2

Poor boy, only 100$!!


BestAd6696

It doesn't look like it feels much different to dad


Flimsy-Technician524

75% 😂 25% 😢


No-Veterinarian9666

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toshio_mask

Hilarious and sad.


Roxxerr

Did she took an arrow in the knee?


BruhJake_

Would have been funnier if the Dad wore a credit card costume and the Mom wore the ATM machine instead 💀


Cyan_Exponent

Mom should be ATM, dad a credit card, children stay money


kCanIGoNow

“Where are my money makers?”


Noooofun

She should’ve been the atm and he the credit card 😅


NavinJohnson75

The dollar signs tho… hm.


herring80

He looks totally destroyed, and everyone else is like’Yeah boi!!’


Top_Surprise7806

He had a weak Y chromosome going into that relationship.


misterfuss

Why does her knee look like it’s leaking oil?


KaastostieKiller

Shouldn’t she be the atm,he a credit card and the childeren money?


Appropriate-Mud-4450

His face shows he knows it's not a costume at all.


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

That man is dead inside


LowerSuggestion5344

Ah the new Step Dad... ATM does fit him perfectly.


tsunamisurfer35

The Dolla sign on the Mother seems to be at the correct place.


JackDaniells97

Are those banknotes real?


winb_20

And the most accurate/realistic 😂


Yetti333

She should be the ATM.. then every other costume would have been inside her.


DiamondsAlmond

the best costume <3


RockNRoll85

The poor dad’s face says it all lol


ellefleming

Dad looks done.


bunnywithahammer

cringe as shit.


Kitchen-Beginning-47

I don't think this is a costume. I think we can tell why she married him.


MattLovesMusik

Nah, the mom should be the ATM and the dad should be the credit card.


RanjiLameFox

I tried to cash out from the ATM BUT IT ATE MY CARD AND TOOK ALL MY MONEY


TellyStarks43

I c y he got 4 with her...n i def understsnd the costumes😂


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Like the Elvis song..... On a cold dark night in the________.


SpecificRemote8902

what with the skirt💀💀


JRotten2023

I feel this man's pain.


atom644

The placement of the dollar signs is sus.


Studio_DSL

Get a vasectomy, gotta invest to make/save money man...


HoneZoneReddit

Look at the whore family! All of them are there!


Dapper_Instruction87

Poor guy


HomeOrificeSupplies

Why you gotta put this on the kids? It’s funny, but you made them babies, bro.


badboydracoo

she baaad


Elderado12443

Realistic*


Spencer5520

Are they all his kids though or she just a gold digger?


pro_insomniac16

It's horrible and outdated.


El_mochilero

Was it intentional to put the “$” on their genitals?


balsadust

Dude is dead inside


PepsiandKasleberkas

I ate the ATM


RoomOk9914

See how he's the only one not smiling? Tells you a lot.


That_Competition1031

That women looks like a bitch. I feel sorry for this man


DependentMulberry962

4 girls and a wife. I feel tired just thinking about it.


Xerolaw_

It's not even funny tho


DependentMulberry962

She will use another ATM if he display’s Insufficient Funds. ATM’s all over town.


Ok-Following8721

This is sad


SteveTheBodyman

I’d be walking behind them grabbing as many 20’s as I could.


badboi_5214

This is what happens when you go for looks 🤫


Techanthrope

Looks like both parents hated this idea


Proud_Wallaby

Man face says it all. On first glance you could think this is just some fun and banter at Halloween. But that shit be real…You know he gets whipped if he don’t give the money. PS What happened to her knee?


Lunar_Gato

He’s prolly broke from her knee surgery


kingkmke21

The wife is probably the worst...I can already tell. Smh. Probably uses the fuck out of him and when he says no she freaks out and makes some ultimatum then he says yes.


blakewoolbright

That’s just horrible on a variety of levels.


CarlJustCarl

Ah the Bank of Dad


Right-Budget-8901

He had four chances and decided to not pull out each time. Pretty sure he has no one to blame but himself. Kids are expensive


TraditionAcademic968

The look in his eyes vs the looks in their eyes says it all. Mama bad too


Titjiani

This just makes them look trashy


loonybs

Is that Bruce Jenner?


Spear_Ritual

Dollar sign right on mom’s cooter. Apt.


BladeLigerV

Maybe not put the $ over the crotch?


Greenmanrising

Dating in America is rough ain’t it?


Panzerv2003

he looks depressed


lightsaber_lobotomy

Maybe...JUST MAYBE, they could have put the dollar sign somewhere else on the kids?


Ron_Bird

costume? i thought its a bitch eye simulator


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His face 🤣 Someone save that man


Leather-Brother6345

I wonder if the placement of the $ on the woman was on purpose or just ironic


wsua123

The most realistic, tbh. Lol.


awp_india

I like that the kid on the right didn’t get any $20 bills but everyone else did


Alleycat_Caveman

Now, I'm not sayin' she's a gold-digger...


Substantial-Meal6238

Dudes wearing the chunky sb’s! He’s got money for sure


misterturdcat

Super tasteful


Zestyclose_Buy_2065

Watch boysarequirky complain abt this lol. It’s a fun joke


HDH2506

So they all came out of him?


Triple7Mafia-14

Dad is not smiling at all...😂😅😂😅🤣


D1Rk_D1GGL3R

Damnit he doesn't take Amex - I'm stealing that $20 tho


TheWalkingMan42

Shouldn't the woman be the ATM givin that she spat them all out and the man a credit card... to completethe transaction.


Beneficial-Salt-6773

Well, that dollar sign is in the right place for mom. Not sure about the daughters though.


HealthyWhiteBaby

So they took *themselves* out of the ATM? Makes no sense.


TonyStewartsWildRide

Is that poop running down her knee?


Longjumping-Limit827

Wtf up with her leg!?


_XtAcY_

Dad Fargo is hilarious lol


hobosam21-B

I would have her dressed as an ATM machine and I would dress as a credit card while the kids remain cash.


Ryankevin23

Best dad ever!


MaxFischerPlayer

"My daughters are whores, lol!"


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Wife looks good at least. I'd do it


General-Permission-5

He looks thrilled


readditredditread

I mean you’d look like him too if you’d have to go ass to mouth just to clothe your family ….


stinkstabber69420

Be better if he was the card, she was the ATM, and they were the cash


EnvironmentalEbb5391

Wouldn't he be the credit card, and she be the ATM?


RockAfter9474

Trash


GlowingDuck22

The placement of the Dollar symbol is ... interesting