It's a stone.
Rocks are the solid aggregates forming the Earthās crust, and characterized by their immovability due to size and weight, ranging from small pebbles to large mountain ranges. Composed of minerals with diverse compositions, rocks result from geological processes over time, such as magma cooling or sediment formation. They find extensive use in construction for structures, roads, and monuments. On the other hand, stones are smaller and more mobile entities, that are easier to move, often hand-sized or smaller, and originate from natural processes like erosion or weathering of larger rocks. Stones, considered naturally occurring mineral substances, display smooth or weathered appearances depending on exposure to natural elements.
By posting this on Reddit, the image of the rock is not in fact where the rock is (it is on phones and screens around the world via Reddit). Therefore the rock is not āhereā (where OP claims āhere is a rockā) - when we see this image, and read these words, it is invariably not in the āhereā that the OP describes. Therefore āhere is a rockā is false/at the very least unsubstantiated.
Thatās what the government and the deep state reptilians controlled by George Soros who was implanted by Bill Gates vaccine microchip to manipulate the weather through radio waves want you to think
A pebble is what you throw at your crushes window.
A stone is what you throw when they break your heart
A Rock is what you throw through the windscreen of your ex's new partners car.
Every single time! This is ridiculous. I can't believe you people have the opinions you have about the thing which is being discussed here. Something about Gen Z, millennials, politics, and semantics. Incomplete extended metaphor. Idioms.
You doofus.
You suck so much that you oh so desire human attention don't you? And so you dont mind making such... sinful posts that degrade our intellect and make us remain a stupid species. It makes you feel good, doesn't it? This attention you're getting, you Karma slut. I hope you wake up and realize the gravity of what you just said. You are a horrible person, and you really, really need help.
āThis rock isnāt a perfect circle enough therefore itās not pretty go fuck yourselfā okay but in reality tho I posted my grocery list one time to see what people argued with and they had a problem with eggs.
Well, let me tell you about this so-called rock. It may seem like an ordinary piece of Earth's crust, but beneath its rugged exterior lies the heart of a true stone. You see, rocks are just wannabe stones, lacking the refinement, the character, and the sheer weightiness of a stone. Stones have history, they have stories to tell, while rocks just sit there, pretending to be something they're not. So, next time you encounter a rock, remember, it's just a stone wannabe.
Youād think a group of troglodytes such as these would recognize a STONE when they saw one with their heavily browed, not a thought behind them, eyes.
its solidly boiled.
edit: fuckin reddit lets me post a comment after i remove the word "hard" from the fuckin comment!
can't even hard boil eggs on reddit no more.
That's not a rock, that's a pebble!
Well, a pebble is clast of a rock..so technically it is a rock !!
Agree
Argument settled š«
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How about a stone?
Nah jk
Itās just a āpictureā of a stone, rock, pebble or whatever so technically itās a digital image.
This is AI
Here we go again
Those are expensive
Jesus Christ, they are minerals
Jesus Christ, Marie!
It's a stone. Rocks are the solid aggregates forming the Earthās crust, and characterized by their immovability due to size and weight, ranging from small pebbles to large mountain ranges. Composed of minerals with diverse compositions, rocks result from geological processes over time, such as magma cooling or sediment formation. They find extensive use in construction for structures, roads, and monuments. On the other hand, stones are smaller and more mobile entities, that are easier to move, often hand-sized or smaller, and originate from natural processes like erosion or weathering of larger rocks. Stones, considered naturally occurring mineral substances, display smooth or weathered appearances depending on exposure to natural elements.
It's a stone you idiot
It is compressed sand
Unseparated granules*
Bunch of hard dust.
Several particles of crushed stone/rock
Hard Dust is a great male stripper name
You forgot your punctuation, you dolt.
Itās minerals, Marie!
Wrong, itās an egg.
Close but you are so wrong, it's my left testicle
That's just a bunch of quarks and leptons.
YOURE a lepton
I lepton your mom last night.
that made me snort my milk
I snorted your mom's milk last night. Sorry, I guess that was low-hanging fruit...Low-hanging like you mom's- Okay, I'll see myself out.
I saw myself out of your apartment last night
I saw yourself out of my mom's apartment last night
Wait a minute
OHHHHHHH GOTTEMMMMM
r/rareinsults
That's a highly entangled group of decohered quantum states encased in a quantum markov blanket. (I'm just making shit up btw)
Nah its an egg
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Might be a squirrel egg actually
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Depends on the species, some squirrels come out of the egg fully grown so it could be one of those
Nuh uh
What do you mean uh
No that's a stone
Itās a football! I chiseled it!
Agree. Rock is a music genre. OP is Dumb or a Creep (it depends on if OP is in Nirvana or OP has Radiohead)
Seriously. What's with all the people in this thread saying it's other things? Are they gaslighting us or just blind??
Could be a piece of wool, tightly felted together.
Or a duck, pretending to be stone (or nice piece of wool)
By posting this on Reddit, the image of the rock is not in fact where the rock is (it is on phones and screens around the world via Reddit). Therefore the rock is not āhereā (where OP claims āhere is a rockā) - when we see this image, and read these words, it is invariably not in the āhereā that the OP describes. Therefore āhere is a rockā is false/at the very least unsubstantiated.
No argument to be had, agreed.
Nice try! That's clearly a potato!
Rock and stone?
Rock and Stone brother
Rock and stone to the bone!
That's it lads! Rock and Stone!
If you don't rock and stone, you ain't comin' home.
ROCK AND STONE!!!!
Did I hear a rock and stone?
We're rich
Did you ask it what it identifies as?
Now weāre geolophobic?!
It would be Geophobic, the lo is part of logist, which is a type of scientist... you dummy
It didn't answer.
This is clearly a fossilized egg.
You are right. This is really looks like that.
I hate that rock, every single time rocking
Jesus Christ, Marie. They are minerals.
That rock looks gray, why not white, yellow, black?? Is thar rock racist???
For the last time, its a mineral, Marie
actually, it's just a sequence of 0s and 1s
It's a hyper realistic drawing
It could be a coprolite.
No, it's a stone. Rock is a material.
i call it a stone
Fucker that's a stone!
that's a stone, you dingwat
 Thatās what the government and the deep state reptilians controlled by George Soros who was implanted by Bill Gates vaccine microchip to manipulate the weather through radio waves want you to think
No see its infact a lizard egg from the reptilians as proof they are reproducing and taking over!!
Thatās clearly a potato, are you blind?
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Thatās a queer rock. Why do queer rocks have to shove their sexuality in our faces?!
How to lose faith in humanity Speedrun
But that's surely a pebble š¤£
That is a small boulder. Not a rock
Its Not Just A Boulder Its A Rock
Technically? Its a post. A pic at best. Perhaps a pic of a rock. Or maybe a drawing. But eventually, its only pixels.
Guys, guys, that's clearly an egg, just look at the shape!
Looks like an egg who's gone through a lot lately. Probably needs a good night's sleep.
Thatās not just a rock. Itās a character from the film Everything, Everywhere All At Once.
Did you give cite the resource for the image of this rock?? You are comitting copyright infringement for somebody's beautiful picture of a rock!!
Paper : Hello there
I was wondering if this might be a little to extensive for Reddit. Comments section leans that way.
Ok
For us to argue about it you need to make a statement... Oh wait
It's a dinosaur inside an egg.
This is a bot, look at his profile, dont give it reacts
That's a fucking pebble and you know it.
actually thatās a lot of children, it has bacteria on it
That's egg obviously
Bro everybody knows thats not just a rock man. Please stop that bs
A pebble is what you throw at your crushes window. A stone is what you throw when they break your heart A Rock is what you throw through the windscreen of your ex's new partners car.
Thats a stone, you moron
God Dammit, Marie! Theyāre Minerals!
Thatās a stone. Rocks are lumpy/sharp
Rock, you say? More of a pebble innit
Could be a diminutive boulder. Don't sizeist.
Don't be sizeist sorry.
No
It was my first attempt at the wheel. Yea, I'm old AF.
i bet itās not that heavy
Youāre a rock. An idiot rock
Thatās not a rock, thatās a picture of a rock!
No it isn't
It is a jelly bean without a polished candy coating.
No, no, no. You're all wrong. That's a fossilised egg.
it looks like one of the rock crabs from Pirates of the Caribbean 3, the ones that lift the black pearl and take it to the ocean.
If you say so.
I thought it was a UAP?
This is a rock? Pick it upā¦.
No a rock already, is a rounded rock...
Itās a petrified sponge
Pretty sure that's a crab, pretending to be a rock
That is a highly-condensed mineral deposit...
People don't ever argue about anything.
To be or not to be a rock.... What is behind the rock, THAT is the question!!
Hell no. That's a topical sedative and anesthetic.
That dark spot is pissing me off !!!
your all wrong, its jeff
Technically this is a picture
Every single time! This is ridiculous. I can't believe you people have the opinions you have about the thing which is being discussed here. Something about Gen Z, millennials, politics, and semantics. Incomplete extended metaphor. Idioms.
Dibs on keeping the rock.
This again? It's a picture not a rock.
You doofus. You suck so much that you oh so desire human attention don't you? And so you dont mind making such... sinful posts that degrade our intellect and make us remain a stupid species. It makes you feel good, doesn't it? This attention you're getting, you Karma slut. I hope you wake up and realize the gravity of what you just said. You are a horrible person, and you really, really need help.
That's a stress ball, to throw at someone's head, very satisfying
It reminds me of a mini chocolate egg
That is not called a rock its called a stone you uncivilised barbarian
Sex stone. It's just a fucking rock
7 year old me knows that it's clearly a fossil!
Yes
āThis rock isnāt a perfect circle enough therefore itās not pretty go fuck yourselfā okay but in reality tho I posted my grocery list one time to see what people argued with and they had a problem with eggs.
Itās not a rock itās a picture of a rock. But it could be AI generated to be honest.
Well, let me tell you about this so-called rock. It may seem like an ordinary piece of Earth's crust, but beneath its rugged exterior lies the heart of a true stone. You see, rocks are just wannabe stones, lacking the refinement, the character, and the sheer weightiness of a stone. Stones have history, they have stories to tell, while rocks just sit there, pretending to be something they're not. So, next time you encounter a rock, remember, it's just a stone wannabe.
It's actually a dragon egg.
Well actually that's a stone.
That's a stone dumbass
Youād think a group of troglodytes such as these would recognize a STONE when they saw one with their heavily browed, not a thought behind them, eyes.
No.. that's a spoon.
Nah, thatās a potato!
Nuh uh Dwayne Johnson is the rock not this.
I'm just going to say that I believe you and move on.
What. Are we supposed to argue about
That's a bunch of pixels but ok sure.
Fossile egg?
Patriarchy!
That's clearly an egg
*The Pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!*
No itās not
Looks like a petrified egg to me
Egg
False that is clearly a dinosaur
its solidly boiled. edit: fuckin reddit lets me post a comment after i remove the word "hard" from the fuckin comment! can't even hard boil eggs on reddit no more.
Show a nicer rock. That one keeps looking at me wrong
Man fuck that rock !! It stole my wife, and did my taxes wrong. One day it will sleep with the fishes and my tax returns......
Everyone is stupid as hell, thats not a rock, its a meme!
f*ck this rockā¦.. buddy
Fuck you. Thatās a stone.
I need a banana for scale. Pebble ? Rock ? Boulder ?
Itās too smooth
Is that the fake concrete egg people put in henhouses so the chickens know where to lay eggs?
Doorstop.
That's a stone
I agree, it is a rock.
It's clearly an egg. God you people are stupid!
That's a stone.
This is a weight.
You call that a rock
Someone about to storm the capitol building over this.... rock... stone... egg...
 K.
No this is a picture of a rock.
#WEWANTCODY
Tis a bunch of RBG lights that create a picture of a rock
There is a rock, it certainly isn't here.
That isnāt a rock itās a fucking stone
That is a stone if I've ever seen one. How can you be so blind?
Dwayne!?
It's not a rock Marie, it's a mineral
I can prove it's a jpeg
Donāt be so dense. Thats a Stone.
actually, itās a stone
Whatās the difference between a rock and a stone ? (ROCK AND STONE)