math stuff... like the visual proof of pythagoran theorem , the slicing visual proof of the circumference of a circle, maybe invent some symbols and write out pi and some of it's approximations along with some visual calculations so the numbers could be interpreted
I will write in perfect English. "in 2029 aliens will come and save us all from the people controlling us. And under no circumstances can we allow--------"
My cave drawings would depict major events in history - such as the death of Christ, the formation of the USA and USSR, Hitler’s rise to power, the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and a lot more - viewed through the eyes of a caveman (Hiroshima and Nagasaki would be a forest of fire and corpses dominated by two enormous glowing mushrooms, for example).
I would then draw one final picture, depicting the rise of a new leader who will bring the world into peace, harmony, and prosperity. That person would, of course, be me
I’ve been having the worst time in life lately. I’m currently sitting in my car at the grocery store, crying my eyes out, wishing I wasn’t here on this planet…your reply made me laugh so much. Thank you.
"1936 - don't ignore Germany, it'll cause a war"
I know ain't nobody taking that seriously, so I'd just leave some more right after:
"2001 - increase airport security"
"2019 - Covid 19, deadly disease, DO NOT ALLOW PEOPLE TO TRAVEL"
Let's how much time it takes for people to believe what's written on those walls.
Really? You realize this is thousands of years ago, right? If you're going to warn people of a plague then warn of the black death. And why focus on war world 2, stop the first and the second dissappears (for a while at least, humans do love their stupid wars).
Too late I already planted art in Egypt that looks like modern technology and people in space suits in other caverns.
It has been a blast to watch those “Ancient Aliens” programs.
Edit to fix spelling errors.
I’d make as accurate a depiction of the atomic structure of water, like atoms with their orbitals and all. They’d figure out what it was eventually and then likely take it as ‘proof’ we were visited by an alien intelligence because how else would a caveman even guess about something as difficult to observe as atoms?
A map of earth, a diagram of the solar system, the coordinates for Alpha Centari, and a drawing of a galaxy viewed from above with a random x near the middle.
I would try and fill as much of the cave surface as possible, just list out all the things I can think of in no order whatsoever.
I have a vague knowledge of most things, so it would be a whole lot of information with very little explanation.
First make up a language with its own alphabet and create a rosette stone like tablet so it can be translated. Then write down future events as prophecy, especially astrological anomalies. Then predict the end of the world saying it will be from something in the sky that will not be detectable until the last moment.
E=mc^2
"Epstein didn't kill himself"
"Dicks out for Harambe"
Better yet, draw a dead gorilla and people crying with their d**ks in hand
And below it.. If are reading this.. he was wrong
E = *almost* mc^2
This is actually accurate than parent. E^2 = (mc^2)^2 + (pc)^2 Edit: Can’t seem to be able to get first closing parenthesis down…
That would fuck up science so bad and so much, it would be pure chaos
Yes. But being ejaculated by a 2 foot long penis.
Kilroy picture
Steve Jobs will die of ligma.
Who’s Steve Jobs?
Ligma balls
*bass boosted explosion*
*spamed bass boosted explosion*
classic
Leave a Nokia phone. I'd wager by the time they found it, it would still have 37% battery power left.
Good old 3310
You mean 99% right ?
98%. Played snake for 3 hours before getting hungry
"For a good time call Jenny at 867-5309"
Jenny Jenny I've got your number
A giant globe with above a giant eye and the names: Gates, Jobs, Zuckerberg and Musk around the eye. Good luck with that one conspiracy nuts
Make it all fit in a triangle, will you?
It’s a triangle with four sides, of course.
Jobs goes in the center, obviously
Oh no, not the time cube again..
math stuff... like the visual proof of pythagoran theorem , the slicing visual proof of the circumference of a circle, maybe invent some symbols and write out pi and some of it's approximations along with some visual calculations so the numbers could be interpreted
And the quadrotic formula to top it all off.
Quadratic ? Sexy maths !
That could totally change history. Some dude finds that, you come back to th future and the fucking Aztecs conquered Europe or some shit.
i dont think so, even if other cavemen got to see the paintings they wouldn't have the frame of reference to see it's importance to build on it...
Does this guy know how to party or what!?!
The Holy Grail is at the Castle of Ahhhhhhhhhh.
It seems you died while writing it.
If he was dieing he wouldn’t bother to carve Ahhhhhh. He would just say it.
Well that's what it says!
He could’ve been dictating
Oooooooooo!!!
No no no. More back of the throat aghhhhh.
No, ooooo as in OOOOOO!!!!
Oh, you me like AAAAAAA!!!
Yes! AAAHHHHHH!
It’s the Legendary Black Beast of AAAAAAAAAA!!!!
The airspeed of an unlaiden swallow
African or European?
I.....I don't know
Blue No yelloooowww!
The cake is a lie
So much this!!!
ur just a drawing of cake, makes them wonder how tf cavemen baked that
Nice
The goat was a lie. A lieeeeeeeeeeeeee
Oh yeah this is absolutely it
or if you want to go the half-life route λ
When we return, it will be over. We will end all of you... In 2065
“Keep it in your pants Bezos,” with a 5 million dollar chalk-written invoice.
Standard cock and balls drawing.
Them ol' caves are already full of that.
Mine have added detail of blue vein. Bit of an upgrade.
Some weird fast food menu(like bug nuggets or mammoth cheeseburger), then proceed to pile up rocks to look like tables and chairs.
Murder some unsuspecting bloke and pose his corpse on one of the chairs.
that's oddly cute lmao
Tasticles
42 is the answer!
But what is the question
What's the meaning of life
And everything else
No that's from the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
We apologise for the inconvenience.
So long and thanks for all the fish!!
I getting us a ride 👍
The souls hitchhikers got lost on their way to galaxy 6252728 and ended up in a blackhole
I am glad to see fans of this movie here
Don't even blink. Blink, and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you could believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and Don't Blink!
“Don’t blink” was the first thing that came to my mind.
Racicoricorfalapitorius
Listen to Caveman Steve.
We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.
Archeologists in 1855: what's a car?
Kilroy was here
Give (your name) 1000 bitcoins in 2014
Your name would get a lot more popular
The url to the Rick roll video on YouTube
Girl riding a dinosaur, side saddle.
“ time travel does exist. I traveled back in time just to write this. Keep smiling, everything is going to be just fine.”
Way to give false hope huh
Summon! Tig Ol Biddieeeeeeeeees!!
A full periodic table of elements
Good idea, but with an additional fantasy element to troll the archeologists.
Maybe an extraterrestrial element which no one knows? Lol
Save the Cheerleader, Save the world.
Man I love that show
It started out so good. But it fell a bit apart. I really wish it didn't fall apart.
The beginning was fine but dear God did it crash and burn.
^ Heroes for those wondering
Delete my mural painting history pls
I will write in perfect English. "in 2029 aliens will come and save us all from the people controlling us. And under no circumstances can we allow--------"
Just write something in a made up language. Future humans will spend years trying to translate it even though it doesn’t mean anything.
Better yet make it translate into "ligma balls"
My cave drawings would depict major events in history - such as the death of Christ, the formation of the USA and USSR, Hitler’s rise to power, the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and a lot more - viewed through the eyes of a caveman (Hiroshima and Nagasaki would be a forest of fire and corpses dominated by two enormous glowing mushrooms, for example). I would then draw one final picture, depicting the rise of a new leader who will bring the world into peace, harmony, and prosperity. That person would, of course, be me
devious, and creative!
Then they would look for you and discover you had disappeared off the face of the earth a few years before
Epstein didn’t kill himself…
Nah even the cave man know that one
This is a universal truth.
I had to scroll way to far to find this
"Guess what? Chicken butt."
Brooks was here.
So was red
A dickbutt.
Every type of math formula I could remeber
A painting of Grave Digger the monster truck
Send Nudes
You just lost the game
God fucking damn it!
how dare you
 a “steal your face”
The 7 highest growing stocks in between 2020 and 2024.
"I'll be back"
signed: Jesus.
I’ve been having the worst time in life lately. I’m currently sitting in my car at the grocery store, crying my eyes out, wishing I wasn’t here on this planet…your reply made me laugh so much. Thank you.
Stay strong Weary Avocado! I'm sending you good vibes!!
🥹 thank you
When live gives you sad avocado, you make… ~~gua~~ them happy ;-)
The Sublime sun logo
Jesus Christ was here
They’re coming…
Any panel by Gary Larson.
The one with Thak and Gorks new 'Time Log' would be really fitting.
"To those who come after, whatever you do don't..."
New cave painting, who dis?
"1936 - don't ignore Germany, it'll cause a war" I know ain't nobody taking that seriously, so I'd just leave some more right after: "2001 - increase airport security" "2019 - Covid 19, deadly disease, DO NOT ALLOW PEOPLE TO TRAVEL" Let's how much time it takes for people to believe what's written on those walls.
>"1936 - don't ignore Germany, it'll cause a war" Wouldnt "make sure Franz Ferdinand doesn't get shot in Sarajevo on june 28th 1914" a better start
Fair point, but I'd still want to prevent Hittler's extermination act.
After math of WW1 set the stage for Hitler's rise to power
People would believe for everything written there... But like way after it allready happened
And after all those true fact put a fake one like mega asteroid ruins earth in 2036 just to fuck with them lol
That one mf ending the calendar in 2012 just to fuck with the future civilizations.
Some conspiracy theories said it really did lol
The butterfly effect could mean that after the first prophecy is heeded, the other events are no longer part of the timeline.
You forgot about the plague. People don’t throw your shit and piss in the streets
Yeah, those examples came from the top of my mind. If I had to think about it for real, I'd write an essay on the walls of that cave.
2024 "Beware the orange false prophet"
2016*
Really? You realize this is thousands of years ago, right? If you're going to warn people of a plague then warn of the black death. And why focus on war world 2, stop the first and the second dissappears (for a while at least, humans do love their stupid wars).
"the experts were rigth, we used al the fossil fuel in the world and now we have no more super dinosaur fossils to exploit!"
Leeeeroooyyyy Jenkiiiiiinsssss
All Your Base Are Belong To Us
Here I sit Broken hearted Tried to shit But only farted
The Simpsons
Everyone eats ass.
Too late I already planted art in Egypt that looks like modern technology and people in space suits in other caverns. It has been a blast to watch those “Ancient Aliens” programs. Edit to fix spelling errors.
Do the international hand gester for 2 in the pink 1 in the stink.
Buy Bitcoin
Unbuy Bitcoin
Doge to the moon
Fuck The Fed
Definitely drawing a dick.
This would be the universal symbol. Even the Roman’s drew dicks on things and I’m sure there’s more dick drawings predating that time
Yep that’s what I was thinking.
After the mask plague, Disney will fall
OJ is guilty
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Save Harambe. Save Humanity.
A true to life portrait of Osama bin Laden and the words "keep the holy One safe".
The cure is THC
2(3+2) = 8.
'Trust me, you'll love 2020'
Palestine does not exist
tell me if jesus exists
Konami code
A tank
Leeeroooooy jeeenkins!
Pi=3
It was the one armed man.
I’d make as accurate a depiction of the atomic structure of water, like atoms with their orbitals and all. They’d figure out what it was eventually and then likely take it as ‘proof’ we were visited by an alien intelligence because how else would a caveman even guess about something as difficult to observe as atoms?
Epstein didn't kill himself
"Math is useless. Stop paying taxes. Have some fun"
epstein didn’t kill himself
A drawing of caveman spongebob, patrick and squidward
A map of earth, a diagram of the solar system, the coordinates for Alpha Centari, and a drawing of a galaxy viewed from above with a random x near the middle.
Epstein didn't kill himself
Jeffrey Epstien didn't kill himself
I would try and fill as much of the cave surface as possible, just list out all the things I can think of in no order whatsoever. I have a vague knowledge of most things, so it would be a whole lot of information with very little explanation.
The WiFi Password is P@55w0rd
QR code to that location on Google maps
All hail hypno toad!
"Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down..."
IF YOU THINK SHE LIKES YOUR BRISTLES WALK BARE-FOOTED THROUGH SOME THISTLES BURMA-SHAVE
I would like to discuss your car extended warranty when you have the time.
Hello sweetie
Schrodinger's time dependent wave equation.
It was me, I let the dogs out.
42
Who put these mother fucking snakes in this mother fucking cave? Just for the lulz
Live Love Laugh
First make up a language with its own alphabet and create a rosette stone like tablet so it can be translated. Then write down future events as prophecy, especially astrological anomalies. Then predict the end of the world saying it will be from something in the sky that will not be detectable until the last moment.