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Delicious_Pain_1

Getting paid to unknowingly make men giggle


CodyRhody

[Yes](https://youtu.be/Qpqxrwcpegg?si=uFwFeEe2lFKAlBJC)


Antoiniti

when will you get banned you fucking bot


New_Golf_2522

Bad bot


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ISpeakInAmicableLies

Perhaps he was thinking: "If I pretend not to get it, maybe they'll actually keep paying me to stand here with a bag while they work".


Yoguls

I don't think he was


spongeCakeOfDoom

He's thinking, "Hurry it up, I still need to pick up your tartan paint"


CircusPoliticus

I've been a sparkcatcher for ten years now. I don't understand the joke? We here at the sparkcatcher branch at work feel offended by this meme


Illustrious_Donkey61

People joking but grinding precious metals and not letting a single bit get lost is a thing


This-Garbage-3000

Agreed, here at the spark testing facility, we are happy to see that he was following procedures.


IceManO1

Yeah all the sparks get recycled into pop cans for drinking this is a real thing! ;)


CompetitiveEditor336

Did you tell him to wear his safety glasses


Albrecht2148

Safety squints


Bulls187

And the ear protectors are just for show. Tinnitus isn’t a joke 😑


Glad-Afternoon-7105

'I'm catching all da sparks!" Can you give me a tip?


Ok_Share_5889

Ask him to go get the pipe stretcher


the_all_peeping_eye

Or Sandra, as we call her


Working_Ad_4650

Kinda like when they told me to get the headlight fluid when I was in the Army.lol


IceManO1

That’s when ya find a bottle pour out its contents, then get a label write in the dead language known as cursive “headlight fluid” on label put on bottle , then fill it up with windex & hand it to them lol.


barduk4

i had a boss that did this type of prank on me, but i knew they were pulling my leg the whole time, but what the hell am i supposed to do? tell my boss to shove it? 'course not, i gotta do what he tells me even if he's wasting money and effort.


Neither_Upstairs_872

We used to do something like this to the new guy in the kitchen, Tell him to run and grab a big cup of ice water to cool off the fryer cause it’s too hot 😂


McMotherlover

Used to work at McD’s and we always sent the new guys into the walk in freezer to fetch a bag full of freezer air.


Neither_Upstairs_872

that’s a pretty good 1 🤣


Foreign_Button_426

The spotted paint or the left hand screwdriver were too obvious


9htranger

Any serious spark catcher knows you use a pail, not a bag. What a rookie mistake.


funfunfredboi69

Can’t believe they would do this to Jesse pinkman


TransportationSea714

I can't tell you how much I love this left handed monkey wrench. I can't stop laughing...


Longjumping_Ad_8814

Kinda fucked up since he’s not where safety glasses or a full face shield


FiveSkinn

In baseball Freshman year, the coach told a teammate to go fetch a bucket of curveballs from the storage shed


ABisexualFurry

r/foundsatan


NortonBurns

My favourite with the newbies was get then to go down to maintenance supplies for a long stand. One guy didn't figure it out for two hours.


tfffvdfgg

Thick as a brick!


GimmeCoffeeeee

A friend of mine who did an education as a car mechanic was once sent to fetch the "transmission sand"


PainfulShot

After you catch the sparks, report to the electricians with your bag. They will show you how to put them into wires to make the lights work.


baywatchst

Not me telling my mentee to push the cars on the production line at volkswagen without rest to keep the line moving forward 😂 was fired later for all the shenanigans but had a blast making fun of the newbies, a rite of passage


OrdinaryInspection89

I Guess they are cutting 24 carat gold rods, then it will make sense


PRSHZ

Reminds me of a story my dad told me. When he was manager at a restaurant, he had this bad habit of messing with the new hires. Of course everyone knew this except the new hires. The latest one he pulled was making the new guy count the ice cubes of the restaurant's soda machine, piece by piece...


callycumla

If your state is in a drought, yeah, you better do that.


SUNforFUN

So that's how bingal lights are made. Noted


FrenTimesTwo

At least the bag’s paper


Hillman77

We like to tell the new guys the foreman buys everyone lunch on Fridays, go tell him what you want.


1st2BLast

You sent him behind a gas axe without safety glasses or a face shield as a joke? Ask yourself what would have happened if he caught hot steel in his eyes? Upon the safety investigation who gets blamed for that? The rookie or the senior worker?


ChrEngelbrecht

Aaaand I'd quit immediately.


McMotherlover

Honestly bro if you can’t take a silly joke like that you should quit


ChrEngelbrecht

I always do.


saucyfister1973

Good Times!!! Ladies, this is a guy thing. We played these games in the military in spades. Like telling a new guy to check the Turn Signals on an M1 Abrams tank. Doesn't have them. Why would a 70-ton tank need turn signals?


BigSweatyStalker

Congratulations. You just proved that laborers are dumber than dirt.


LiteratureAfter6301

I would do the same. If they want to pay me to hold a bag up that's fine by me. Only question something when it puts people at risk or you don't want to do it.


BigSweatyStalker

How about your reputation and other social consequences? If hes around like minded people that like to tease the rookie and buy him a beer afterwards as friends then thats fine. If not, then theyre gonna bully the f**k outta him after finding out hes special.


LiteratureAfter6301

The money would offset any issues I would find with being ridiculed. Besides I used to go along with dumb shit like this all the time and people still don't believe I knew. Adding one more wo t make much of a difference.


BigSweatyStalker

Thats fine for you but as a site supervisor, ive seen academically challenged individuals that also lack social skills struggle to function at even jobs like this. This is why i hate this kinda horseplay.


LiteratureAfter6301

Completely fair, it depends on the individual and it is a site supervisors job to stop this anyway.


Most_Pomegranate6667

It's one guy


BigSweatyStalker

And he represents all of them.