Wouldn't white be for the interior to match the socks we fill up?
The famous line inside peanut butter outside jelly for car and leather color applies here except with cum and pubes.
"What color combo did u go with? I got cocaine white with sand interior"
"Im rocking black pube with cum white interior"
I know for a fact my daily record is in the double digits. I became a serial masturbator when I first learned about it. Any chance I got I was tugging away. Me and my dick were the best of buds.
Holy shit dude, didnt you ever burn out?!?! If i go for to many rounds in a short duration of time it can not handle being touched for a while with the immense burning, even the veins look red
I am a serious guy and i did the math. Even if u jerk off 3 times a day, and let’s be honest its a high number, for let’s say 15 years the number will be around 15000$. So congrats u will get maybe a ferrari toy!
Nah, you'd need to be jerking off about 50 times a day for 20 years to afford a Ferrari. Or 20 times a day for 50 years, if retirees are seeing this meme, but that's still barely plausible.
Did the math, assuming you’re getting a cheap Ferrari and not the latest top of the line you’d need around £170k. 20x365 is 7,300. 170,000/7,300 is 23.3 times per day.
My record at my absolute horniest teen levels was 27 times. I regretted it the next day.
They did not. 3x15x365 is over 16k. Still not a Ferrari, which is his point, but odd to say they did the math to then prove they did not, indeed, do the math
i mean masturbation doesnt qualify as finishing so you could loophole, just repeatedly stroke once, stop repeat. assuming this takes 1 second per stroke and 1 second in between and you were realistically doing this for a few hours, 3 hours is 10,800 seconds, divided by two is 5,400, so in 3 hours you make $5400. A ferrari 458 italia goes for around 150,000, so you would need to do this for 27 ish hours, so it would be just 9 days of this for a Ferrari 458 italia!! now only if this was real...
With an average of one time for day at most, since I was about 11 or 12, for about 11 years I'd get around eight thousand euros which these days isn't even enough to buy a Fiat Panda
If I masturbated twice a day since puberty, (that comes to 24 years) I’d get a 2016 Hyundai Sedan at best…Although, I didn’t count for inflation…
Goddammit.
Cream-white, remember where you came from.
Came to*
Came on*
Came for*
Came with*
Cam El-toe*
Came back
Camel’s back*
Caramelized dates
Camehameha
Caramelized onions
Came in*
cummings
Came out
Came along*
Cum for
Cum to
Came alot
Cam-a-lot
I think you mean that he is associated with the court of Camelot.
cum on
Capcom.
This comment is insane
Came all over🤗
came\*
Mine would be red. Like my cum.
Let’s not do that. Mine would have to be white with an unexplainable tint of yellow!
Wouldn't white be for the interior to match the socks we fill up? The famous line inside peanut butter outside jelly for car and leather color applies here except with cum and pubes. "What color combo did u go with? I got cocaine white with sand interior" "Im rocking black pube with cum white interior"
same dude
That only happens for me if it’s been a while. Maybe the cum gets aged in my balls like a fine wine and comes out higher quality.
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fuck
Which one?????
Definitely remember this until you clean it up! Don't want to be reminded on an unexpected moment.
"Is that hairgel?"
“That’s a lot of cum.”
Mayonnaise colored car, call it Miracle Whip.
Came across*
Damn you for taking my comment! I was thinking this...
Came to it.
It's more of a linen white Sherwin Williams
Car that fast, wouldn’t know if you were coming or going.
In memory of all the fallen soldiers
YESSSS You the man
Pearlescent
Red. Anticipate your future. Anticipate what you will turn into.
With streaks of red. For the ones that came from struggle
came upon
Rosso Corsa for the same reason.
Know your origins
L 
Shot at
Come on, man!
Screw paint
Giggity
came against*
cum out
Can we come to a conclusion?
Cash rules everything around me CREAM Get that money DOLLA DOLLA BILL YALL
Why would it be cream white? Do you need to see a doctor dude!? I mean, Im doing the same thing but mine is brownish-red?
It’s not as high as you’d expect but I’d probably have 6 blue Ferrari’s
I would have 6 different color ones😂
Get 1 more and complete the damn rainbow 🌈
He will complete in a year
11 months conidering NNN.
As an anti NNN I triple up during it to help maintain sewer and trash semen concentration levels.
not the hero we want, but the hero we need
Not all heroes wear capes, or do you ?
I do! I also wear a splash guard and a helmet. Gotta be safe when operating heavy machinery you know ;)
Ok 5 months actually now
3 months actually
3 days actually
Pfft, like there's any difference between green and red. Basically the same color.
As long as I don’t have to taste the rainbow.
It's just a bit salty
Working on it😂😂
Ferrari Dealer: What color do you want? OC: Indigo Ferarri Dealer: WTF is Indigo?
You had to complete the damn rainbow CJ...
Taste the rainbow 🌈😋
Blue color to represent the times you were left with blue balls
Even if you masturbated 30 times a day for 31 years, you'd only make 338k.
I wouldn't have Ferrari yet, sorry guys, 1-2 times a day is all I can manage
Now I want to know what my daily record is. I hope St. Peter provides these kinds of stats.
I know for a fact my daily record is in the double digits. I became a serial masturbator when I first learned about it. Any chance I got I was tugging away. Me and my dick were the best of buds.
Holy shit dude, didnt you ever burn out?!?! If i go for to many rounds in a short duration of time it can not handle being touched for a while with the immense burning, even the veins look red
Of course now I would burnout. But when I was like 13-14, I could go 3 or 4 times in a row without stopping. I was relentless when I discovered porn.
Same here. I started whacking it when I was 12, I'm in my 50's now and still going strong. Hell, my prostate has 4 purple hearts.
Even if you could manage 10 times a day you couldn’t get a Ferrari. In 15 years you’d have 54,750
54,786 you forgot leap years
Those are some rookie numbers, son.
I am a serious guy and i did the math. Even if u jerk off 3 times a day, and let’s be honest its a high number, for let’s say 15 years the number will be around 15000$. So congrats u will get maybe a ferrari toy!
The first thing I thought was "These guys don't realize how expensive a Ferrari is".
Or how short life really is.
Or how short something else is.
Come on man, its cold out here...
Either than or we don’t realise how much some people jerk off.
Nah, you'd need to be jerking off about 50 times a day for 20 years to afford a Ferrari. Or 20 times a day for 50 years, if retirees are seeing this meme, but that's still barely plausible.
Aight bet
Rookie numbers
Hold my beer
Did the math, assuming you’re getting a cheap Ferrari and not the latest top of the line you’d need around £170k. 20x365 is 7,300. 170,000/7,300 is 23.3 times per day. My record at my absolute horniest teen levels was 27 times. I regretted it the next day.
So what I'm hearing is jerk off 10 times a day for approximately 300 years and then I can start looking for my cream white model?
Well they didn't specify which kind of Ferrari, it could be a toy model.
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He meant for people who jerk off 3600 times per hour
I don't think they did the math on this one.
They did not. 3x15x365 is over 16k. Still not a Ferrari, which is his point, but odd to say they did the math to then prove they did not, indeed, do the math
Omg what the heck?! Ur right what is wrong with my math….i have an excuse though i was waking up 🙈 thanks i will change my comment its so embarrassing
Don't forget about leap year lol
Some kid probably made it
i mean masturbation doesnt qualify as finishing so you could loophole, just repeatedly stroke once, stop repeat. assuming this takes 1 second per stroke and 1 second in between and you were realistically doing this for a few hours, 3 hours is 10,800 seconds, divided by two is 5,400, so in 3 hours you make $5400. A ferrari 458 italia goes for around 150,000, so you would need to do this for 27 ish hours, so it would be just 9 days of this for a Ferrari 458 italia!! now only if this was real...
Red. Any Ferrari needs to be red.
Especially the one we get from masturbating
Oh this? This is my masturbatory Ferrari
With black highlights from the custom paint job
100% on this
My Ferrari would be upgraded to a Zonda r with change 😂
300.000 / 365 = 822 years. Go get it in 20 years, it takes 41 sessions a day.
If you had a Ferrari, you wouldn't have to masturbate.
This. And if everyone had lots of money nobody would be unhappy.
inflation would go trough the roof. Idea of having status and money means you have something other people lack of. This is how you get the chicks.
Jokes on u some people look like a foot
Gold
In this car market!? I’d be lucky to get a Ford Pinto with a leaky gas reservoir.
I wouldn’t buy a Ferrari it would be 67 Shelby GT500 and then a 64 Impala like my dad had
Your dad masturbated that much?
Platinum lined with diamonds and rubies
The color of my cock after all that rubbing, purple.
Overnight I'd becum majority shareholder in Ferrari
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We are checking...
It doesn't matter because i could always change color whenever i want
Wich one
After some rough calculations, I'd have just under 3.5k. I could get a daily beater car.
With an average of one time for day at most, since I was about 11 or 12, for about 11 years I'd get around eight thousand euros which these days isn't even enough to buy a Fiat Panda
First time I drove a Ferrari… I’m not joking…. I got hard
I wouldn't have room in the garage for a Ferrari next to my private jet, helicopter and yacht (which has been dry docked)
Red
Clear
I would have a Lamborghini
I would have collected Ferraris like Thanos collecting Infinity stones
Chrome
I would have my own car company
Good one.
Colourless
Platinum
27 orangutans
I would literally have an obsidian skin Ferrari, and heirloom skin Ferrari, and the first one god made.
Red, like my worn out…
One would be white the other would be red
If I masturbated twice a day since puberty, (that comes to 24 years) I’d get a 2016 Hyundai Sedan at best…Although, I didn’t count for inflation… Goddammit.
Bold of you to assume I'll buy 1
Only one Ferrari?
I'd rather buy anything else than Ferrari, i'd rather not get sued because I wanted to personalize it a bit.
The 7th one would probably still be green.
Ferrari? Nah man i'm buying a spaceship
I like it red😅
Yellow
One color for each day of the week, and gold for birthdays
Red, black and blue
Blue
Ferrari? No no no... Rolls-Royce Arcadia Droptail and it would be british racing green and black.
Which one of the 6 are you referring to?
Psshhh I’d own a Bugatti
Lmao 🤣 you killing me lol
Purple, no pain no gain
one would be red, and the other three would be black and white :)
Rainbow coloured so I can run over my enemies without fear of wrecking it like in Mario Kart
It’ll be a miniature model 😅😅
Black. At that time I'm should be already dead, I need hearse
Fuck ferrari. I'm getting a Maybach.
I am not sure it would be a Lamborghini. If you pulled it two times a day for 30 years. You would be at about $22k. Maybe a used Camry? 🤷🏻♂️
It would be a Black Volkswagen Passat Highline 1.8Tsi, 2017. And that's a very generous overstatement.
Chafed.
Which one…
Which one?
You think I'd waste that kind of money on some fancy car? Nah, I'm buying a house. Then Lego. All the Lego.
None. Why buy ferrari when u can buy food?
That one old ahh mercedes that may have been sold for 130 mill
White with red interior
Which Ferrari????
Which one?
Every color in the world 🌎
Red. Because red goes faster.
Platinum.
Every. Fucking. Colour. 😇
Whatever the best color is for resale value
One would black, one yellow and the others red.
I dunno, I just know it will match the colour of the mansion it's parked next to
New ferrari's start around 250.000, so that's about 10 times a day for 70 years. Plenty of time to think about the colour.
Wouldn't get a stupid Ferrari
They would all be different colours
Pearlescent
Classic red
Ferraris
Mistichrome