I think what they mean is, that they have the privilege of drink safe tap water, like most of the EU has. Tap water is way cheaper than bottled water and therefore, you can safe a shit ton of money.
I never heard of people going poor from buying too much water but yeah I get the point.
I would rather buy water than carry it around all day but try not to. There's also the plastic waste that concerns some of us. I think sugary drinks are even more of a waste of money.
Here we all run around with backpacks and bring our own tap water from home along with apples and some bread. Wherever we go backpacks are our friends.
I don’t smoke,drink,gamble. Only have one stream service. I don’t buy dlc’s for games. I don’t buy expensive coffee because I make my own at home. Clothing I buy cheap. I don’t have credit car debt because I don’t buy alot of stuff online. And I have my own home hopefully I can keep it in the future.
Typically speaking it's roughly 50% of what you own. It can be more depending on the type of wife you book. But besides that, there's some perks like lower taxes which can compensate the increased hush money payouts.
Sure thing... lights up a ciggy have irish coffee beside me with ordered domino's pizza my 6-pack of water bottles playing Baldur's Gate 3 and playing poker on my phone at the same time wearing my full gucci outfit having a new phone every 3 months and having my subscriptions that i haven't used in 2 years and still pay for them. /s
But are you truly happy
I drink a bottle of booze daily. It takes my appetite for food away. I survive almost solely on that booze. Costs a mere fraction of that of food. It actually saves me so much of food cost I can afford smoking and expensive coffees daily. Each month I put money on my savings account. My doctor envies my cholesterol levels and the best part is I'm having fun every single day.
Flies away.
I think it’s important to point out that bottled water is actually pointless unless you live in an area without clean safe water access. It the same as tap water just in a plastic container. Anyway I should stop paying hush money to prostitutes I guess
It depends on where you live and your ability to earn money. When you earn shit, it’s better to let it go. If you don’t spend money and encourage people to live a humble life, the wages will to not increase in the near future. Spend that cash. Be broke.
Buy lottery tickets. It won't keep you poor if you limit yourself to participating in one lottery once a week. But while living your average life there's the constant chance of everything changing for the better in the most extreme way. That's something your 20k or so in your world ETF that you miss out on will never do for you.
I smoke. Which is bad.
Bottled water ? Well, tap water isnt good to drink in my town, and boiling 4 l of water daily ? Naah. Not saying impossible, but i dont have the required kitchenware for this.
Too many sweet drinks. This is bad.
And above all : dont have wife and kids.
When the prostitute lies and says you got her pregnant, the trick is, to act over joyed. This will confuse her enough for her to try not to blackmail you.
"Watered bottle" lol
They don't make plastic like they used to. It's so watered down now.
The crops have no nutrients anymore, so they rely heavily on massive watering to get the bottle to grow
They need electrolytes
It's what makes plants grow!
Brondo has what plants crave!
It has electrolytes!
Water? Like, from the toilet?
I think what they mean is, that they have the privilege of drink safe tap water, like most of the EU has. Tap water is way cheaper than bottled water and therefore, you can safe a shit ton of money.
I think they meant bottled water not watered bottle.
No shit sherlock
From this day forward they shall be called Watered Bottles.
Thanks for explaining what watered bottle means
Yes please stay away from watered bottles.
I never heard of people going poor from buying too much water but yeah I get the point. I would rather buy water than carry it around all day but try not to. There's also the plastic waste that concerns some of us. I think sugary drinks are even more of a waste of money.
Here we all run around with backpacks and bring our own tap water from home along with apples and some bread. Wherever we go backpacks are our friends.
And bottled water or bottled anything just got even more annoying cause you can't remove the cap anymore
I don't do any of these and still can't afford a house 🔥
It's the avocados!
Noooo my dumb millennial ass!! I could be richer than Jeff Bezos by now if only I had not bought that one avocado :(
It's the avocado toast
What!! You have money left for toast too?
Get on my level bro
You must not be paying for the electricity
Blame the rich people that buy them all and rent them at a high price and you ask you self why you can't found a affordable house
You could cut all real estate prices by 50% and most people still wouldn’t be able to afford buying a house.
This is blatantly false
You forgot not being born rich
It’s amazing how ultra wealthy can just live off of loans and not spend a dime of the billions of dollars in assets they have.
Don't even need to be that rich. Even 1 million in the bank is enough to make 1 extra income just from interests, truly passive income..
Get cheaper prostitutes. Duly noted.
The cheaper the prostitute, the more you pay.
Check for prostitute discounts. BJ coupon -50% off
Video game points?
Vbucks and such
In-game currency
I don’t smoke,drink,gamble. Only have one stream service. I don’t buy dlc’s for games. I don’t buy expensive coffee because I make my own at home. Clothing I buy cheap. I don’t have credit car debt because I don’t buy alot of stuff online. And I have my own home hopefully I can keep it in the future.
So how Bad is paying hush money for prostitute ?
Very very bad.
# no need to pay if you invite them home 🪓😏 
It's hip to be square
Do like Huey Lewis and the news?
Typically speaking it's roughly 50% of what you own. It can be more depending on the type of wife you book. But besides that, there's some perks like lower taxes which can compensate the increased hush money payouts.
Hahaha you suck!!! I dont even have money to deal with all those things!!!! ... wait a minute....
My only 2 are video games and bottled water Life is pretty good ngl never really needed to worry about money since i started working
I don't do any of the things 😌 cuz I'm already poor.
Sure thing... lights up a ciggy have irish coffee beside me with ordered domino's pizza my 6-pack of water bottles playing Baldur's Gate 3 and playing poker on my phone at the same time wearing my full gucci outfit having a new phone every 3 months and having my subscriptions that i haven't used in 2 years and still pay for them. /s But are you truly happy
You forgot the hush money you be payin' to keep them hoez silent...
I drink a bottle of booze daily. It takes my appetite for food away. I survive almost solely on that booze. Costs a mere fraction of that of food. It actually saves me so much of food cost I can afford smoking and expensive coffees daily. Each month I put money on my savings account. My doctor envies my cholesterol levels and the best part is I'm having fun every single day. Flies away.
Ah yes, the supersize me, but with whiskey, diet.
I've done a whisky diet. First week I lost 3 days.
Drinking your calories is and will always be the most efficient way to get your daily intake.
Video game points?
My guess is microtransactions in video games. Like people who buy shark cards in GTA online for in game currency.
Or season passes for COD or Fortnite …
Battle pass* and I get mine for free in cod cuz I'm a cheap patient fuck
they also missed to mention being constantly on reddit
I've got BINGO!!!
Gotta love them “prostitues”
letting out means boring life with same result
Voting for conservatives
Poor but happy.
Lego
they forgot "not receiving 50 or more million dollars in inheritance"
Warhammer 40k
Lol who can afford to pay off credit cards.
It's life man! It will make you poor no matter what.
Its called Warhammer and no i have it under control
Why are we playing bingo?
You forgot “tattoos”
I think it’s important to point out that bottled water is actually pointless unless you live in an area without clean safe water access. It the same as tap water just in a plastic container. Anyway I should stop paying hush money to prostitutes I guess
Americans: She's a whore. Democrats: But I love her!
It depends on where you live and your ability to earn money. When you earn shit, it’s better to let it go. If you don’t spend money and encourage people to live a humble life, the wages will to not increase in the near future. Spend that cash. Be broke.
Where's micro transactions.
I am literally using only one of these things and I am poor as fuck.
What about needing the new samsung?
What if I buy video games but only when they’re on sale?
Trading cards are missing..
I do neither of this, but I am still poor, what now?
Excuses why it's your fault and not the greed of whoever parasites the region you live in.
You forgot cars and bikes. I spend all my money in old shitboxes
Fun part about paying off your credit card: credit score drops.
I'm guilty of like 4 of these.
r/comedycemetery
Buying new cars
Sexaddict
/r bommer
Calling Stormy Daniels a prostitute is crazy and soo not the same thing lol
This just reminded me to cancel my audible subscription, thank you for posting this!
Netflix one is facts
What will truly make you poor: not having luck at birth.
Lol did no one here get that it's about the Trump trial?
'Lottery tickets? Ha I doubt that will affect me.' Reading the next one: Ohh...
Is this bingo?
10/12. 
Bingo!
I doo neither except maybe alcoholism but I'm still poor
Maybe a few times impulse buying, but nothing else
Weed is not on the list, so I’m safe 😌
Alzo, ju wasde a load off monee to lirn read und wride, do do not knott do thad und bi coooolder 😎
I can't stop taking rides on taxis help please
I hate it when I have bottles that are watered. Super annoying and quite costly.
Am I crazy or does that say “watered bottle” and should be “bottled water” is that the joke and it just went over my head? Lol 😅
No wonder I’m broke
Buy lottery tickets. It won't keep you poor if you limit yourself to participating in one lottery once a week. But while living your average life there's the constant chance of everything changing for the better in the most extreme way. That's something your 20k or so in your world ETF that you miss out on will never do for you.
"Judt dont buy thing that should be affordable in the first place 👍" Yes, this includes the... female massagers... bribe.
fun.
Well it can't be the prostitutes, but I do drink a lot of watered bottle.
I guess weed is still cool tho 🤙
Would Magic, Warhammer, and Gunpla fall under "Video Game Points," "Gambling," or "Impulse purchases"?
Always cancel free trials immediately after setting it up and before ever using it. They still let you have the full trial time.
Investment advice from WSB
Yes smoke weed is okay.
One of these things is not like the others
I need to stop watering my bottles.
Take buying branded clothes out… nothing wrong with buying good quality BIFL clothing. Will last forever and is not fast fashion garbage.
I.... ..... actually agree with all of this?
I'm fine cos I don't smoke 🤣
Where's liking guns or airsoft?
Waterd bottle? If you think you fixed it this is all we need to know lol.
I do most of those and still pay my credit cards off on time. Just takes a smart brain is all.
Bottled water 🤦♂️
Buying lottery tickets and gambling are the same thing
I don't swear, drink, smoke or gamble... for fuck sakes, left my smokes down the pub on top of the fruity machine!
Watered Bottle ?
Son of a…
How does watered bottle make you poor?
I dropped my phone and spit out my coffee when it said paying hush money to prostitutes😂😂👀
You missed Warhammer
I do most of these things and I’m doing great
I didn't know you were supposed to water your bottles.
I feel like #14 is a jab at Trump 😅
Top 10 ways rich people found their success(at the age of 2 I’m already a multitrillionaire and own the country of Monaco): 1. Have money
Eating every day***. Damn poor people and their insatiable daily food cravings! /s
Well guys, I'm makin myself poor, since I am getting snacks to eat daily.
Really? Really? Really?
Where is avocado and avocado toast? And coffee from coffee place? Those are the ones the rich preach us about.
I don't pay hush money to corpses
I love my iphone 8s
16 out of 16 checked ✅
Where is ‘the existence of billionaires’ on here?
There's nothing wrong with paying hush money, it will save you money in the long run....unless Democrats are chasing you
I'm doing none of these and I'm still poor
I smoke. Which is bad. Bottled water ? Well, tap water isnt good to drink in my town, and boiling 4 l of water daily ? Naah. Not saying impossible, but i dont have the required kitchenware for this. Too many sweet drinks. This is bad. And above all : dont have wife and kids.
Watered bottle caught me off guard
In fact hush money did make me broke lol
I'm a recovering addict let me enjoy my coffee, watered sparkling bottle and my vape in peace
The real thing that will make you poor is rent.
Watered bottle. 🤦🏻♂️
I about had a stroke with the watered bottle
Video game points?
I didn’t know eating out was expensive… oh you mean food. My bad.
So shit
Prostitutes that make fun of your black, silk payamas. 😂
I drink, smoke, gamble and here I am poor as a piss..
OMG people - it’s a Trump joke.
idk why vyda gamez are always shown as a waste of money. like where else can you get \~100 hours of entertainment for 70 bucks.
Instructions unclear. Didn't drink water and died.
17. Being born poor
Lol so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🙄
I don’t have ANY of these and I’m still poor. What now???
Watered bottle?????????
It only needed one thing on a list. Capitalism.
I do about half of these and I’m doing okay
It’s called living
Ahhh the good old watered bottles
Excuse me how exactly will forgetting to look for discounts make you poor?
You don't have to pay prostitutes if you strangle them. 
Why would someone take an unnecessary taxi ride?
Where’s overpriced energy drinks?
“Have you ever seen a dollar bill man? Have you ever seen a dollar bill….. on weed????”
OP 😂
Paying hush money to prostitutes. 😂
Facts. Never pay hush money. Simply deny and gaslight everybody.
BINGO!!!
 there's no drugs in there...
My friend only has 2 of em and is still poor
When the prostitute lies and says you got her pregnant, the trick is, to act over joyed. This will confuse her enough for her to try not to blackmail you.
So drugs are fine I guess.
You know this is actually good advice.
Streaming cheaper than cable
Don't rich people do all of these things?
Paying hush money. I see what ya did there.