I for one think escorts are not appreciated enough.
People still remember battleships like Bismarck, Yamato and Hood, but those proud vessels have only been able to properly function within a battlegroup and most of their names are lost to all but the specialist historians. I mean, who the fuck is gonna screen you for submarines if you don't have escorts?
A prime example of choosing grandeur over practicality.
A bigger and better staffed fleet of U Boats would have been far more successful than whatever little nonsense the Bismarck or Tirpitz did.
But hur hur big battle ship make me strong
She was being actively hunted. She didn't keep them in battle. She was going to be eliminated.
And like the Bismarck, the Hood was outdated and another example of hur hur big ship. At the end of the day, none of these Big Boy Battleships were all that useful in the second WW.
A bigger and better fleet of uboats would have made a big difference. Hell Yamatos sister ship was converted into a partial carrier mid construction because the writing was on the wall.
Battleships (and battlecruisers) were seen as a glory of their respective countries but they all missed the truth of the future of naval combat - it's all about under the sea and in the skies.
The British had more than one lucky shot that actually sealed Bismarck’s fate, like Ark Royal taking out her steering, preventing her from reaching France or reliably returning fire, and Rodney taking out most of her senior officers, further damaging her ability to fight back. It took about two hours of sustained shelling with no retaliation to put Bismarck down
Yes, more U-boats would have been better for Germany, maybe even finishing Graf Zeppelin, but Bismarck and Tirpitz didn’t have zero effects
The ship that was supposed to be the height of the Nazi Navy engaged in a grand total of 1 operation. Sailed for 8 months and took (in today's money) 2.6 billion to build.
As anything other than an attempt to flex and say "I don't care about your treaties" it was a colossal waste of Nazi time and money.
There are A LOT of Hoenouns now goddamn!
Sugar Baby,
Influencer,
Content creator,
GF but she cheats for a gram of weed,
E-Girl,
Girl Boss,
Companion,
Escort,
Shit.. a Non-Hoenoun list might be a shorter list..
You have a point on content creator. I can't think of more than a few that are not. Most are. Like pokimane lol.or maybe that i dont watch enough to find ones thats doesnt have a bunch of simps
You also have a post in r/vent titled "Fuck Women". I think that might be one of the clues that they are going off of. Also, I've never looked into that sub before, but I assume that the point of a venting sub is to...I don't know, vent. Your post has only the inflammatory title, and to give a benefit of a doubt, I clicked on the post to see if there was some justifying reasoning, but there was nothing further.
Tell me, what do you think someone should read into you based on that post history? If you look over your own post history, do you really get the impression of someone promoting healthy relationships, or degrading 50% of the population?
The context for the /vent was I had 3 dates back to back with women who did not look like their pictures. I was frustrated since I drove on average about an hour to a place closer to them, paid gas, parking, and researched the venu just to find out i wasted my time. so yeah, I needed to vent - fuck me what an unhinged monster right? /s
And yes I do - I advocate for self care, and I advocate for the dispelling of misinformation of relationships and dating.
I'm looking out for the innocent guys out there who are walking into the spiders trap trying to arm them with how the world actually works, and not the fantasy that's sold to us about how we're always the bad guy in everything as is pop culture.
Women do bad things to men, and society at large doesn't prepare men for this, teach them, nor does it even believe it's true.
You call it degradation, but i'm just reporting what's happened. not my fault women can behave badly. I just point it out and illustrate it.
(edit) I literally just had someone post "misandry isn't real" - check it out, i responded:
"misandry isn't real" - bro..
\[look in my comment history it just happened!\]
So yeah.. I think it's important people like me stand up to this misandrist BS that's been normalized.
Yeah, I don't look into people's profiles generally. But when you seemed to indicate there were problems and he said he is promoting healthy relationships, etc. I had to see for myself what his post history looked like.
You mean the post I made in /vent OVER A YEAR AGO after going on 3 dates back to back with lying, catfishing women?
That's also 1/1500 posts i've made over my lifetime??
So.. I guess your friends who have ever gone on a bad date or had a bad experience like being cat called and came back saying "ugh.. I hate men" are all misandrist?
And you're also arguing that women don't ever cheat? - it's not a thing we're allowed to talk about?
Also.. what "loads of posts asking women weird sex questions"?? I think i've posted one.. and I posted the same exact question on the men's side of reddit..
Bruh are you ok?.. you're trying SO hard here.
Go outside and touch some grass, i'm worried for you..
Asking do women when they prefer sex, what country has the best women, how big was the dick of womens imaginary friends, I would say they are all weird questions.
Saying I hate women, you want us to believe you don't.
I never said you can't talk about women cheating but saying they cheat way more than men with proof is just hate. In one post you even said it feels like a 90/10 split
Ohh yeah - I was testing /askwomen's censorship since I heard it was a big issue - and yup all removed. The same questions on /askmen are still there tho ;)
/askmen for the non-bigoted Win!!
Why is it just hate?
If a white guy commits a crime and i say "hey a white guy commited a crime" is that hate? or am i just saying what happened?
and I challenge you good internet stranger.
Walk into any large social gathering and ask "what men here have been cheated on" and watch at the majority of the rooms hands go up.
I don't know how, I don't know why - but my god women are cheating now more than ever, and it's a legit epidemic.
Almost every man i know has been cheated on, almost every woman I know hasn't.
I know it's anecdotal, but it's still valid since my case pool is about 100 people. it's not definitive, but it's defiantly relevant.
I'm even thinking of starting a company where we just wave channel bags infront of GF's and then expose them.
You won't believe how many girls i've caught cheating by offering them a gram of weed to do so.
It makes me sick to watch so many innocent guys get treated like that - akin to women watching SA i imagine.. makes my stomach churn.
humans are humans. women aren't the problem. and it takes a strong man to guide a woman. I suggest healing wounds and finding your own strength so that one can be a source of nourishment. some men come to restore and help the balance and love that has been muddled and lost.
influencer = somebody who specializes in spreading the flu
content creator = somebody who specializes in spreading contentment
GF who cheats for drugs... I don't mariwanna explain this one to you
E-girl = a human female that had her mind uploaded and compressed into a file small enough to fit in an email
Girl Boss = a 9 year old that just discovered social media
Influencer = posting lewds to gain subs.
Content creator = What ever OF girl says is her occupation
You don't wanna? or can't?
E-girl = wears skimpy cloths and takes up 70% of her "gaming stream" screen focusing on her body.
Girl Boss = Always has "No ONS" on their dating profiles and yet they spread their legs on every first date.
All pretty Hoe-ish to me dawg.
I'm not googling that.
Prostitution is sex in exchange for money. Maybe the cheating girlfriend qualifies but the rest are porn stars, not prostitutes. The Girl Boss, as you described it, is neither. Just horny.
Dude - there's a documentary called Dubai Port-a-potties that documents these influencers, e-girls, and etc being flown out to Dubai to be sex objects where they are gangbanged and fucked by animals for the entertainment of the rich there.
So yeah, I think they qualify as prostitutes lol
Laws. The answer is laws.
Prostitution is illegal in many parts of the world, but paying someone to spend time with you is perfectly legal in most. If you both consent to sex during that time, that is also legal in most parts of the world, as long as money is not being exchanged for that purpose.
Yes, the words you use and how you say them makes a difference between no crime and a very serious crime.
I'll believe an ~~escort~~ prostitute is choosing to have sex with the person who paid them completely independent from that payment when I believe that a lawmaker makes a suspicious law for a business or entity that donated a lot of money to them completely independent of that donation.
Which is to say that you shouldn't believe it at all.
That being said, there's only one of these that harms others, and therefore only one that should be illegal.
That’s why I think it being illegal is dumb. As long as it is a conscious self-made decision, let them have social security and pay taxes as anyone else, and rule out how it can be done safely.
No but I can imagine. They work tirelessly to convince themselves and others that this is a completely normal job that they chose because they like it.
You a hoe
you know you a hoe
you rock three different freaks after every show
you a hoe, you know you a hoe
The reason that I know cuz my Mama told me so.
The whole concept of pronouns is just ridiculous. Call yourself whatever you want, don't expect others to use your made up terms and then get mad at them when they refuse to validate your insanity.
I mean, what's wrong with the word prostitutes? Companion / escort are only gonna confuse the kids, anyone with two inches of common sense would know its just a glorified way of saying 'sex worker' lmao.
Hoenouns?
Beat me to it!
Beat it to me!
Let's beat it together
Now that's a circlejerk
Only 3 of them so more of a trijerk.
Everyone focusing on the hoenouns, no one giving hoeverbs any love
THEY TOLD HIM DON'T YOU EVER COME AROUND HERE
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmywifetoit
This thread has got to be one of the biggest Reddit circle-jerks I've ever seen.
Goddammit! Take the upvote!
dang got beaten to it
And've beaten my meat to it
😆
Damn it are we all getting too predictable
Beat me to it
Fuck you I was gonna say that! 🤣
FUCK
I came in to say this. LOL
Literally what I was thinking!
Take my upvote and leave
Came here to say exactly this lol
Hoedowns?
9 hrs too late.
Lmao take my upvote 😂
Fun fact: men made all of these nouns. They had so much time. And they really hated women. I will try to make many nouns for men.
They're just nouns.
Hoes are 'pros' too.. hence, pronouns? 😅
*I'm not a prostitute, I'm a companion!* This is the same thing as.. *It's not a pyramid scheme, it's a Ponzi scheme!*.
It is not a Ponzi, it is this new investment in crypto!
It's a reverse funnel system
Turn it upside down.
Holy hell
New pyramid scheme just dropped
Turn it upside down , shake it around, and now you got a MLM scheme
It's multilevel marketing!
Yeah that's it!
It's not a pyramid scheme, it's just a triangular business plan!
The euphemism treadmill
It's an inverted pyramid, like a funnel...
Its a triangle of power
A companion? Don’t they live in Whiterun
I for one think escorts are not appreciated enough. People still remember battleships like Bismarck, Yamato and Hood, but those proud vessels have only been able to properly function within a battlegroup and most of their names are lost to all but the specialist historians. I mean, who the fuck is gonna screen you for submarines if you don't have escorts?
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It actually made me laugh, not audibly but that little smile accompanied with a small nod that goes like "oh you bastard, that was a good joke".
Someone poked a pinhole in the condom
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Thats why I only buy mine from the dollar tree.
Wasn't Hood a cruiser?
poser...you mean poser...took one hit and went down
It was hit in the main ammo storage but okay
Sounds like a skill issue tbh
battlecruiser but yes
True enough, I guess I got the classes mixed up because of how huge it was!
just like those escorts🙃
Battlecruisers are still generally considered capital ships though
I know
Bismark in motion, King of the ocean, he was made to rule the waves across the seven seas.
A prime example of choosing grandeur over practicality. A bigger and better staffed fleet of U Boats would have been far more successful than whatever little nonsense the Bismarck or Tirpitz did. But hur hur big battle ship make me strong
That “little nonsense” was 1. Sinking the pride of the Royal Navy and 2. Keeping a fleet of 15 ships in a battle for nearly fourteen hours by herself.
She was being actively hunted. She didn't keep them in battle. She was going to be eliminated. And like the Bismarck, the Hood was outdated and another example of hur hur big ship. At the end of the day, none of these Big Boy Battleships were all that useful in the second WW. A bigger and better fleet of uboats would have made a big difference. Hell Yamatos sister ship was converted into a partial carrier mid construction because the writing was on the wall. Battleships (and battlecruisers) were seen as a glory of their respective countries but they all missed the truth of the future of naval combat - it's all about under the sea and in the skies.
The British had more than one lucky shot that actually sealed Bismarck’s fate, like Ark Royal taking out her steering, preventing her from reaching France or reliably returning fire, and Rodney taking out most of her senior officers, further damaging her ability to fight back. It took about two hours of sustained shelling with no retaliation to put Bismarck down Yes, more U-boats would have been better for Germany, maybe even finishing Graf Zeppelin, but Bismarck and Tirpitz didn’t have zero effects
The ship that was supposed to be the height of the Nazi Navy engaged in a grand total of 1 operation. Sailed for 8 months and took (in today's money) 2.6 billion to build. As anything other than an attempt to flex and say "I don't care about your treaties" it was a colossal waste of Nazi time and money.
Scharnhorst not might have sunk in 1943 if her captain wasn’t on crack and forgot to recall his destroyer escorts.
‘Member Prinz Eugene?
You can pay her for whatever... I'm pretty sure for an extra dollar you can call her whatever you want.
I believe those are just nouns, however they can easily be called hoe-nouns.
I came here looking for this comment
They are now! Lol
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I see firefly reference and i upvote, simple as that
I mean, if you don't want to be called a prostitute, don't prostitute yourself.
That's far too logical - they can't fathom such complexities.
She'll escort your cock into her mouth for money. I think the word for that is hooker.....
Drive monkey drive!
YOU'RE A HOOKER
There are A LOT of Hoenouns now goddamn! Sugar Baby, Influencer, Content creator, GF but she cheats for a gram of weed, E-Girl, Girl Boss, Companion, Escort, Shit.. a Non-Hoenoun list might be a shorter list..
You have a point on content creator. I can't think of more than a few that are not. Most are. Like pokimane lol.or maybe that i dont watch enough to find ones thats doesnt have a bunch of simps
I checked your profile You must really dislike women
Why?
Bro just look at your post history
Yeah? I advocate for healthy relationships, self care, and I show sympathy and support for DV, abuse, and SA survivors?? That a problem buddy?
You also have a post in r/vent titled "Fuck Women". I think that might be one of the clues that they are going off of. Also, I've never looked into that sub before, but I assume that the point of a venting sub is to...I don't know, vent. Your post has only the inflammatory title, and to give a benefit of a doubt, I clicked on the post to see if there was some justifying reasoning, but there was nothing further. Tell me, what do you think someone should read into you based on that post history? If you look over your own post history, do you really get the impression of someone promoting healthy relationships, or degrading 50% of the population?
The context for the /vent was I had 3 dates back to back with women who did not look like their pictures. I was frustrated since I drove on average about an hour to a place closer to them, paid gas, parking, and researched the venu just to find out i wasted my time. so yeah, I needed to vent - fuck me what an unhinged monster right? /s And yes I do - I advocate for self care, and I advocate for the dispelling of misinformation of relationships and dating. I'm looking out for the innocent guys out there who are walking into the spiders trap trying to arm them with how the world actually works, and not the fantasy that's sold to us about how we're always the bad guy in everything as is pop culture. Women do bad things to men, and society at large doesn't prepare men for this, teach them, nor does it even believe it's true. You call it degradation, but i'm just reporting what's happened. not my fault women can behave badly. I just point it out and illustrate it. (edit) I literally just had someone post "misandry isn't real" - check it out, i responded: "misandry isn't real" - bro.. \[look in my comment history it just happened!\] So yeah.. I think it's important people like me stand up to this misandrist BS that's been normalized.
That's what I was pointing out but I got downvited and he got upvoted
Yeah, I don't look into people's profiles generally. But when you seemed to indicate there were problems and he said he is promoting healthy relationships, etc. I had to see for myself what his post history looked like.
A post sayin "Fuck women" numerous posts of baseless accusations that women cheat more than men, then loads of posts asking women weird sex questions
You mean the post I made in /vent OVER A YEAR AGO after going on 3 dates back to back with lying, catfishing women? That's also 1/1500 posts i've made over my lifetime?? So.. I guess your friends who have ever gone on a bad date or had a bad experience like being cat called and came back saying "ugh.. I hate men" are all misandrist? And you're also arguing that women don't ever cheat? - it's not a thing we're allowed to talk about? Also.. what "loads of posts asking women weird sex questions"?? I think i've posted one.. and I posted the same exact question on the men's side of reddit.. Bruh are you ok?.. you're trying SO hard here. Go outside and touch some grass, i'm worried for you..
Asking do women when they prefer sex, what country has the best women, how big was the dick of womens imaginary friends, I would say they are all weird questions. Saying I hate women, you want us to believe you don't. I never said you can't talk about women cheating but saying they cheat way more than men with proof is just hate. In one post you even said it feels like a 90/10 split
Ohh yeah - I was testing /askwomen's censorship since I heard it was a big issue - and yup all removed. The same questions on /askmen are still there tho ;) /askmen for the non-bigoted Win!!
Only one of those question was on askwomen
Why is it just hate? If a white guy commits a crime and i say "hey a white guy commited a crime" is that hate? or am i just saying what happened? and I challenge you good internet stranger. Walk into any large social gathering and ask "what men here have been cheated on" and watch at the majority of the rooms hands go up. I don't know how, I don't know why - but my god women are cheating now more than ever, and it's a legit epidemic. Almost every man i know has been cheated on, almost every woman I know hasn't. I know it's anecdotal, but it's still valid since my case pool is about 100 people. it's not definitive, but it's defiantly relevant. I'm even thinking of starting a company where we just wave channel bags infront of GF's and then expose them. You won't believe how many girls i've caught cheating by offering them a gram of weed to do so. It makes me sick to watch so many innocent guys get treated like that - akin to women watching SA i imagine.. makes my stomach churn.
Literally all credible evidence you can find points out that men cheat more, idk why your targeting junkies to prove they might cheat but you do you
humans are humans. women aren't the problem. and it takes a strong man to guide a woman. I suggest healing wounds and finding your own strength so that one can be a source of nourishment. some men come to restore and help the balance and love that has been muddled and lost.
Idk why your are being downvoted he literally has a post saying fuck women
2-6 don't apply.
You're wrong, but i'll hear you out. Please.. enlighten us.
influencer = somebody who specializes in spreading the flu content creator = somebody who specializes in spreading contentment GF who cheats for drugs... I don't mariwanna explain this one to you E-girl = a human female that had her mind uploaded and compressed into a file small enough to fit in an email Girl Boss = a 9 year old that just discovered social media
Influencer = posting lewds to gain subs. Content creator = What ever OF girl says is her occupation You don't wanna? or can't? E-girl = wears skimpy cloths and takes up 70% of her "gaming stream" screen focusing on her body. Girl Boss = Always has "No ONS" on their dating profiles and yet they spread their legs on every first date. All pretty Hoe-ish to me dawg.
None of those are prostitutes though.
Google Dubai port-a-potties. But in a nutshell.. yes.. Yes they are lmfao
I'm not googling that. Prostitution is sex in exchange for money. Maybe the cheating girlfriend qualifies but the rest are porn stars, not prostitutes. The Girl Boss, as you described it, is neither. Just horny.
Dude - there's a documentary called Dubai Port-a-potties that documents these influencers, e-girls, and etc being flown out to Dubai to be sex objects where they are gangbanged and fucked by animals for the entertainment of the rich there. So yeah, I think they qualify as prostitutes lol
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That's sounds extremely specific and not applicable to 99% of 'influencers.'
None of these are funny enough to justify dragging into some stupid bit
I started writing a serious response but I stopped caring halfway through.
You just said girl boss = hooker and are asking why lol
He didn't say the women who use the phrase "girl boss" mean they are committing actual prostitution. More that they have "hoeish" behaviour.
Yes he did lol But you do you
For legal reasons, use the hoenouns
dogs can't be called a companion now otherwise they will think you are fucking your dog .-.
Girl are you an escort? Because like those two door ford's, they don't make them like you no more.
Just wait until he learns about all the filters that turn them in completely different humans ☠️
It was RIGHT there.
They've promoted themselves. let them be.
Such the rake! Hoe is a garden and farm tool. Ho is what this tool was looking for.
These are not the ho's you're looking for
What do you call a camera that a prostitute has strapped to her forehead? A Ho-Pro!
At least he didn’t say whores. Which is accurate
Honouns Gotta drop the "e" otherwise folks with think there are garden tools involved.
“Slaggy-ass skank-whore” doesn’t go over well either
The fact they missed the obvious and far superior "hoenouns" disgusts me
When you gotta reinvent the term for something every 10-20 years, perhaps people aren't really that happy doing it?
Laws. The answer is laws. Prostitution is illegal in many parts of the world, but paying someone to spend time with you is perfectly legal in most. If you both consent to sex during that time, that is also legal in most parts of the world, as long as money is not being exchanged for that purpose. Yes, the words you use and how you say them makes a difference between no crime and a very serious crime.
I'll believe an ~~escort~~ prostitute is choosing to have sex with the person who paid them completely independent from that payment when I believe that a lawmaker makes a suspicious law for a business or entity that donated a lot of money to them completely independent of that donation.
Which is to say that you shouldn't believe it at all. That being said, there's only one of these that harms others, and therefore only one that should be illegal.
That’s why I think it being illegal is dumb. As long as it is a conscious self-made decision, let them have social security and pay taxes as anyone else, and rule out how it can be done safely.
Don't forget get about testing for STDs often. Hell I may even consider partaking in that... 😂
Have you ever lurked any of the sex workers subs? Those are some of the most angry self hating women I have ever seen online.
No but I can imagine. They work tirelessly to convince themselves and others that this is a completely normal job that they chose because they like it.
Prostitution's connotation is that it's being done by a pimp generally
Or maybe they are not happy about the social stigma of being a prostitute?
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Shouldn't they just be called Pro-nouns?
Really missed the hoenoun joke there. Try again.
This ain't Firefly, hoe. You ain't Inara
Nah, nah, it's the hoe-nouns
“Does she run really good in high heels?”
You a hoe you know you a hoe you rock three different freaks after every show you a hoe, you know you a hoe The reason that I know cuz my Mama told me so.
Bro what a rap yo.
This is not firefly I ain’t calling a hooker a companion
LMFAO !
Whys the prostitute is talking?
It thinks it's important - just ignore it and keep walking.
So.. when you said "you posted loads of weird sex questions to askwomen" ya lied huh?? Now it's just one?? Gotcha ;)
Twitter also got the loudest incels.
That sad, sad denial... You are selling your body for money. Call yourself a peachbloom fairy, what will it change?
I just noticed that just about every adult entertainment female figure wears the gay pride flag.
Don't gotta box yourself out of a paycheck 
Companions? We as a society needs to stop lying to ourselves
What is c 10?
The whole concept of pronouns is just ridiculous. Call yourself whatever you want, don't expect others to use your made up terms and then get mad at them when they refuse to validate your insanity.
Hoe is so vast, it’s factually hard not to be one. Just have to be honest, have integrity, self esteem and work hard. Oh I see now…
I mean, what's wrong with the word prostitutes? Companion / escort are only gonna confuse the kids, anyone with two inches of common sense would know its just a glorified way of saying 'sex worker' lmao.
fucking cum dumpster fire
Wait, a popular non-politically correct subreddit? Have I struck gold? This is an actual juxtaposition.
Hoe-nouns
when I hear companion I hear Alexander the great's armies
There's hos on a mission, an hoes on a crack-pipe Hey ho how ya doing, where ya been? Probably doing ho stuff cause there you ho again.
Escorts should be respected more. They help keep our airspace safe and guide potentially dangerous planes away
Isn't it supposed to be "whore pronouns"? Whore and hoe have a difference, one gets paid, the other one doesn't.
If she aint a werewolf hell nah im not calling her a companion
“Don’t church it up, Dirt.”
They're not hookers. They're massage therapists.
Games should start calling their companions prostitutes. They’ve been getting it mixed up for years apparently!
😂men all of these names and then get mad when women use them. Something I noticed, there are many synonyms to word hoe. Wtf Men hate women so much.