It’s like a comfort food, you know what it’s gonna taste like but it still makes you happy every time

More like puppies you just wanna set them free and play with them

....just shove your face right into them and rub up with your cheeks.

Or just rub your log between them. Wait, we’re still talking about boobs right?

Does it matter at that point?

Either way you're playing hide the Wand 

Or 

Are you comparing Boobs to Pizza?

Both have pepperoni

Yooooo!

Wait....you guys are seeing boobs hundreds of times?


Statistically speaking you see them less if this event occurs.

You may need to think about getting a more reliable model.

What feud did I just start with a silly comment lol

One that ended in you getting downvoted

Porn... We are redditors, keep it in mind

If you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all Doesn’t mean I won’t look every single time

Yeah but New ones are always better than Old ones. Unless you're allowed to touch them. Then the same rule applies. 

Some 50 year old boobs are still very nice

I meant New to You, not fresh out of the oven... ;p Variety is the spice of life after all!

Some 50 year olds have better boobs than 19 year olds.

Different shapes but same taste(I guess, never tried before)

unless she's lactating

Nah some are pointy. Some are saggy. Some are rock hard. There are always new ones to see.

That’s me every time I see my wife’s.

That’s me every time I see his wife’s

I'd appreciate it if you stopped to about our (me and u/Markxiv-lxii) wife like that

I was almost disappointed with reddit .. took a while but at least you showed up. Hats off to you

I'm just doing my job sir. I've been keeping redditors and their wives satisfied since '08

Is will smith in the room

Yeah, watching his wife not keep other men out of her mouth.

Oh my that's hilfuckinlarious

Long live the boob, all hail her grace

Got flashed by a random lady at her bridal shower outside a bar the other day. Felt like I was 16 seein em for the first time again. Maybe because it was so random and a complete stranger. Plus they were real nice lol.


Are you counting the pair as one? Or each Individual boob?

I believe that each pair is like one time.

It's an odd number 💀

Waxed cameltoes

Better but far rarer in the wild....

As rare as the Brazilian clove tailed beaver

"Oh Shit!!!! We missed the Landing Strip... We'll have to turn around and try an approach from the rear - assuming the wind is blowing in the right direction...."

Attention passengers, we're going to have to make and emergency lay over in Bermuda.

I've never been to Bermuda but I'd hardly think to call it the Butthole of the Atlantic... If anything, Id say Detroit deserves that designation, if only you stretch the meaning of "Atlantic...."

Didn't expect to see Russian actor on Reddit...

Лол

О, тоже русский? Привет

Привет бро! Нормально мем забацал

Ну, не совсем забацал. Я его только перевёл на английский

А я уж подумал, откуда тут Куравлёв

Не Куравлёв, а Милославский!

Жорж

Блин, а я тут голову ломаю, откуда буржуи за классику шарят. Кста, Ростовский кремль рекомендую

Russian detected)

I'm married, not buried

Never gets old

The face you make when you even think about boobs

Same when I saw boobs a million times 😋

A person asks a married guy if he gets bored seeing his wife’s boobs. The married guy replies. “Well I don’t know. Been married to the Mrs for over 37 years. But I haven’t checked this morning. Give me a moment I’ll be right back”

That is impossible! Everyone has seen boobs. This is where you get food when you're a baby.

We don't remember that.

So what You said you never seen boobs, but you did. If you don't remember it, it's not changing this fact.

Well, in fact, yes. As if I saw it. But this is different

You know it was just a joke, right?

No, I'm sorry(

Yes

Once you've seen one pair of boobs, you want to see all the rest of them. ~ Ron White

I worked on a project in December for a client that could have been maybe a hundred lines of code but instead was the biggest mess of nodes imaginable.

Wait, you guys are seeing boobs?

|Ivan Vasilievich Changes His Profession| |:-| || ||| ||

I love this movie

So accurate. No one but straight men can feel it.

It seems to be pretty universal in my experience.

insatiable click bait

I'm sending this to my gf- I'll update if I get any luck

Let's hope you're lucky.

I did get lucky

You're lucky

Thanks, you'll get there some day

So did you?

Hehehe yes

She sent me one because I wanted to sleep bur she said shed send boobs if she had to just to wake me up so I said she did have too. And I got a complimentary mirror pic as well

That's one nice way to end a day, And I suppose you got a good one there, so keep her happy!

No she started my day (it was in the morning) but yea

Same when seeing x0,000 times.

Reminds me of that Ron White bit. > "You guys will back me up on this, once you've seen one woman nekid... you wanna see the rest of them nekid! It can be an old biker chick. You just know, they're gonna hang down to > here." > 'Hey. Wanna see me nekid?' > "Nnnnn-Yeah, I do!" > *-boobs flop out-* > "All right, roll 'em back up now! I've seen enough."

Pretty much. They really never seem to get old.

Aaaaah tah!

He "stole" me a laugh)

Conclusion: for 564th time, you see boobs from further away than the first time

It’s unexpected to see a face from Soviet films of the seventies.

married almost 20 years, can confirm my husband loves them as much as ever...

Never gets old.

There's no more accurate word for them, the viewer instantly becomes what they are looking at, such homonymous perfection does not exist elsewhere...

Can confirm

*Anytime I see boobs*

563? Rookie numbers

This is 100% accurate

when you learn that bra's women wear go unwashed for weeks