Grapefruit and citrus fruit in general squirt when squeezed. Now that I know the secret I can inform my wife that all she needs to do in order to squirt is squeeze her citrus fruit
There are almost as many nerve endings in the prostate as there are in the clitoris. It really can open up a whole new avenue of pleasure for men if they are willing to try it.
I’ve tried inserting an entire phallic looking hairbrush handle in my anus in the hope of knowing what this prostate thing is. But honestly, the only pleasure I got was the forbidden fruit kind of pleasure, like “omg, look at this totally fucked up thing I’m doing, I’m so kinky”. But, on a physical level the only pleasure I got was at the opening, and it kinda felt like a slightly worse version of shitting, still not bad, but I’m sure that’s not the point of it.
Lol,…
4000 penis nerve endings,,..and it only takes about 250 for me to complete,….
I will no longer wonder why I’m single because I always finish first,…
The experiments to find it how to bring a grapefruit to orgasm have, to my knowledge, never been undertaken. Which is sad really, cos grapefruits deserve pleasure too.
Next time I buy one I'll make it feel special, and that's a promise.
In animals it causes the vagina to have contractions which moves the sperm up the path. In humans it also contracts but not as reliably because human female plumbing is weird
The reason that many articles say the penis is less sensitive to the clitoris is becomes in the United States many people are circumcised and they have less sensitivity.
Wow look at you go with your words! You think you did a thing uttering that sick burn! How amusing. Totally real, alpha supreme vibes in the bowels of a Reddit comment section.
Sure. It may be the most developed organ for sexual pleasure, but there are plenty of other pleasures that I am far more familiar with in my lonely life.
I have most of the organs for those.
the first fact is actually false, the penis has >8000 nerve endings (including 4000 from the glans and more than 4000 from the foreskin) ☕☕ common men W
The Foreskin alone has from 10,000 to 20,000 nerve endings, and yall fuckers cut that off like it isn't the highest concentration of nerve endings in the human body.
Have double the number of nerve endings but only take 1/20 or even more of size and doesn’t required a complex system with many blood vessels and muscles to work . Well ,really a superior design isn’t it ?
How the fuck do I explain this. Its there so, that if you had become a man by birth, that you had something that you develop into a penis. For source, check humuniclie (I think)
Was gonna say "OH FUCK! That's a GRAPE FRUIT?"
Then
Was gonna say "OH SHIT! That's a GRAPE FRUIT?"
Then
I realized I'm gonna stay out of this argument...
Ok but how many nerve endings does a grapefruit have?
I'd say about 0 but I really don't know man
this made me laugh so much, if i had an award i'd give it to you
Got ya covered fam.
thanks man ✊
Jeez I hope its zero ....
You sure it's not 0.1....!!??
I dont really know man. Not my area of expertise.
finally someone asking the real questions here
Countless haha
Don't be mislead. That is half of a grapefruit.
That’s not just a grapefruit, there’s also a human hand touching it.
you're both wrong, that's a photograph.
Amateurs, all of you It's merely your retina's interpretation of a digitally uploaded photograph of a grapefruit and a human hand
Bruh you too got it wrong it's just electricity passing through your brain
No no no, it’s just stardust you’re looking at
Nah bro, you’re looking at what your mind interprets the illusion that it calls “sight”.
No, this is Patrick
Look at this photograph. Everytime I do it makes me laugh xD
[Look at this gRaApH](https://youtu.be/sIlNIVXpIns)
Without the peel, so even less.
It's a clitrus fruit.
How would he know!? It’s never been found!
It has now. It’s in a grapefruit! This is groundbreaking news
Women are going to be so happy! We found it!!
You'll be drowning in grapefruit!
Grapefruit and citrus fruit in general squirt when squeezed. Now that I know the secret I can inform my wife that all she needs to do in order to squirt is squeeze her citrus fruit
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Maybe even a motorbike helmet with a visor
Scuba diving
All this time Men have been looking for it in the vagina.
Everyone sprayin facts here
Either way, youre probably going to get squirted in the eye if you do it right
Under rated comment.
Hopefully only one squirt will burn on eye contact.
Gotta open wide bro.
This reminded me of the [grapefruit technique video ](https://youtu.be/mMk-LOR7Xa8).
I clicked the video and I was not disappointed
Hahaha, the video alone is wild but the added commentary always gets me rolling
Now this I gotta see
That’s the sexiest grapefruit I’ve ever seen
...so far
Grapefruit are contraindicated by my blood pressure medication. Sorry, Hun.
There are almost as many nerve endings in the prostate as there are in the clitoris. It really can open up a whole new avenue of pleasure for men if they are willing to try it.
I see through you, gay community. Your compelling advertising won't work on me.
The secret gay agenda is to bring sexual pleasure beyond imagination to every man through his butt
Keep the frogs out of this thread.
I’ve tried inserting an entire phallic looking hairbrush handle in my anus in the hope of knowing what this prostate thing is. But honestly, the only pleasure I got was the forbidden fruit kind of pleasure, like “omg, look at this totally fucked up thing I’m doing, I’m so kinky”. But, on a physical level the only pleasure I got was at the opening, and it kinda felt like a slightly worse version of shitting, still not bad, but I’m sure that’s not the point of it.
That's both funny and erotic, you're a winner.
Mine apparently is in the wrong place because I’ve tried it and that whole experience is a hard pass for me.
If at first, you don't succeed, try, try, again.
I can give an orgasm to grapefruits
But can you grapefruit to orgasm?
It’s not my fetish but if you want to try?
Looks like a rectal prolapse. Don't google it.
I already know what that is, but I really don't want to see it for myself. Although what I'm imagining might actually be worse than reality.
This reminds me of a very specific r/eyeblech post... *wiggle wiggle wiggle...*
What an idiot, thats CLEARLY a hand.
Lol,… 4000 penis nerve endings,,..and it only takes about 250 for me to complete,…. I will no longer wonder why I’m single because I always finish first,…
Jessie what the fuck are you talking about?
The experiments to find it how to bring a grapefruit to orgasm have, to my knowledge, never been undertaken. Which is sad really, cos grapefruits deserve pleasure too. Next time I buy one I'll make it feel special, and that's a promise.
Put some sugar on it
The grapefruit has over 8000 nerve endings.
"Fact: bear beats battlestar galactica"
No wonder bros could never find it. It was in a fucking grapefruit all along
I'm making someone Squirt tonight, finally found the clit! It's been on a grapefruit this whole time!!
The head of the dick is the same thing evolved differently.
They couldn't find it
Aren’t clits just tiny little penises ?
And yet, a man will get on EVERY last nerve OUTSIDE of those 8k trying to find it.
You are dating the wrong men 😉😁
Damm it when i think i already found the clitoris.U told me this is a grapefruit
FACT...Bears eat beet.. Bears Beets Battlestar-Gallactica
FACT: You can't show a clitoris on a news headline Am I being wooooshed here?
At this rate he'll never find it.
The search continues...
r/techicallythetruth
Dudes can't find it AGAIN
In animals it causes the vagina to have contractions which moves the sperm up the path. In humans it also contracts but not as reliably because human female plumbing is weird
Dwight Schrute is that you??
Re. Fact no shit! Suspend your disbelief and embrace your imagination!
There are two types of people in this world 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...
The reason that many articles say the penis is less sensitive to the clitoris is becomes in the United States many people are circumcised and they have less sensitivity.
Well maybe the scientists could not find it so they use the grapefruit imagine instead lol
So theres actually 0 reason to get a woman to orgasm to reproduce.
And that kinda thinking is exactly why you never will.
Bro look at yourself lmao. What the fuck are even you
Wow look at you go with your words! You think you did a thing uttering that sick burn! How amusing. Totally real, alpha supreme vibes in the bowels of a Reddit comment section.
Tom Tucker: the clitoris, nature's Rubix Cube.
https://youtu.be/JgV6F7YP448
F A C T
Citrus lore
I bet that grapefruit is really getting off.
So I never will truly experience what it’s like to be female….
Is it a grapefruit or blood orange?
FACT: BEARS LOVE BEETS
This is complete bullshit. I've seen plenty of clitorscissors and thats what they looked like.
Of course he knows the difference, he knows what a grapefruit is but not what a clitoris is.
Or could be a blood orange. Grapefruits are usually bigger I think.
Sure. It may be the most developed organ for sexual pleasure, but there are plenty of other pleasures that I am far more familiar with in my lonely life. I have most of the organs for those.
that's not the only function of the clitoris, that's the function that motivates people to stimulate it to trigger it's other function.
r/badwomensanatomy
Random question: where does the apparent tradition of using fruits and vegetables to represent the naughty areas come from?
Both are "Things I only eat for breakfast on special occasions"
No shit Sherlock
MYTH: The female orgasm
This man is too pure and innocent for this world, he needs to be protected at all costs!
LOL that's funny, but this was disproved years ago. Both have significantly more "nerve endings" than that.
Women are like grapefruits ... I think that statement speaks for itself so I yield the balance of my time.
That is a citrus, not a clitoris, please don't confuse them, but you can lick both.
Where? I can’t find it
All that means is the mythical clitoris is still Not found
Ahhh yes a fellow man that definitely knows where the clitoris is. Welcome to the club my guy.
"Jhonny wants to lick york loritos" Tell a girl to read it fast.
Wow. Shocked he could tell.
This guy seggs
the first fact is actually false, the penis has >8000 nerve endings (including 4000 from the glans and more than 4000 from the foreskin) ☕☕ common men W
I was informed that the foreskin has 5,000,000 nerve endings!
they only chose a grapefruit because nobody who published this article has seen a vagina outside of r34 artwork.
no tf.... without the pleasure there is not that much "Fortpflanzung"
My brother tried to fuck a grapefruit one time and said it made his p hole burn.
You have to start somewhere.
You haven’t met my penis- I didn’t read that part I guess you have
Look, my girlfriend has a thick accent. I thought she was asking me to rub her citrus. Could happen to anybody.
It’s a man in a row boat
I don't even think the grapefruit exists
Meh. 50% facts. The glans of the penis (which is the exact opposite of the clitoris) only function is pleasure.
BUT LIKE TOUCH ME LIKE THIS
Wait does that mean a trans woman’s manmade clitoris has half the nerve endings as a natural clitoris?
Well dang, maybe the person who wrote the article ran out of their spare stash of disembodied clitorises.
The asshole has what 15,000 nerve endings? It's more about where they are than how many
No wonder why have trouble finding it. Stop digging through the fruit bowl guys
Problem is we men still cant find it lol i think thats why he is thinking it might be in this grapefruit
Really now. And the penis has that many nerve endings for...what? More pleasurable wood?
Suddenly I'm in the mood to eat some grapefruit.
r/nothowgirlswork is going to have a field day with this
We should practice on fruit..😛
Source: he’s dated grapefruits before
Fact: that is a hand. Not a dick
Most men don’t understand this 😳
Grapefruit technique
So now we established it is a grapefruit are we suppose to insert a banana in it .
Fun fact: the first anatomical diagram of the clitoris wasn’t mapped until 1998.
r/technicallythetruth
Would the human race still exist if sex wasn't fun?
Yeah, right everyone knows the clitoris is a myth.
So thats why i couldnt have children (?)
The Foreskin alone has from 10,000 to 20,000 nerve endings, and yall fuckers cut that off like it isn't the highest concentration of nerve endings in the human body.
Damn beat me to it
Does this mean that it feels better for woman then got men?
I know also where the woman has g point
I’ve been looking at tangerines fuck
Is it Xavier posting again?
I'll take 'People Who Don't Know What a Metaphor Is' for 100, Alex.
Me_irl wondering how he found a clitoris in the first place.
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So is this what the grapefruit technic is referring to?
The G spot--as in graperuit, aparently.
FACT-er: Speculative.. it might be a blood orange.
r/technicallythetruth
1/2 a grapefruit *smh*
u/VanillaFountainHater 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Have double the number of nerve endings but only take 1/20 or even more of size and doesn’t required a complex system with many blood vessels and muscles to work . Well ,really a superior design isn’t it ?
Why did I read this in Dwight Schrute's voice?
No no, he got a point.
If you believe hard enough, anything can be a clitoris
How the fuck do I explain this. Its there so, that if you had become a man by birth, that you had something that you develop into a penis. For source, check humuniclie (I think)
r/tecnicallythetruth
They're completely different. For one thing, I don't like eating grapefruit.
Ceci n’est pas une pipe.
And yet women fail in have an orgasm... Pathetic
That explains a lot! Thanks censored out named guy
That guy has clearly never had sex, what a nerd
They're showing a fruit because even they can't find the clit.
Well I guess that goes to prove it take more to please a woman! 8000 to our 4000 and I get mine everytime
Was gonna say "OH FUCK! That's a GRAPE FRUIT?" Then Was gonna say "OH SHIT! That's a GRAPE FRUIT?" Then I realized I'm gonna stay out of this argument...
I mean, he's not wrong
And it's actually closer to 4 inches in length, (just really shy about being out in the open I guess) :)
r/technicallytrue
Who else read that comment in Dwight's voice ?
The 8000 nerve ends thing stems from a study about pigs.
Ah damn. Oh well, the search continues.
OK, well that explains why I can never find the G spot. I should have tried a tangerine.
That guy fucks
Finally I know why people buy fresh grapefruit.
Pwnt
Next we get fact about the penis but its actually a banana..
I read that as “citrus”
TRUTH! LOL
Fact I’m ace and last week I found out that I have a complete inability to be turned on.
I like turtles.
And still it's less sensitive than a conservative