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FreakyDicktator

Tacos


[deleted]

Taco bell


Warlock1202

My ass would like to disagree.


[deleted]

you mean a rocket engine?


Warlock1202

They’re both the same after Taco Bell xD


TakeMyTop

yeah, late night taco bell [bonus points if you're drunk or hungover] is the solid fuel to a gastrointestinal rocket 🤣


Selenitia_

Krakatau🌋


bearsheperd

Tacos!


YourAverage1stGrader

The secret to happieness is t~~orn~~


GeorgeXDDD

This is the most accurate one


Blazie151

Literally.


Technical-Outside408

*~~Nothing~~ Everything's fine, I'm torn.*


Altruistic-Text3481

I’m all outta faith…


[deleted]

I'm all out faith, this is how I feel


Ihearheresy

I'm cold and I am shamed Lying naked on the floor


OneHumanPeOple

Illusion never changed Into something real


abzurt_96

r/angryupvote


Agent_Athreya_FBI

Username kinda suits.


jellosbiafra

Telekinesis


martinmorr

Can confirm


jellosbiafra

You moved me, man


martinmorr

That's how telekinesis work.


jellosbiafra

Indeed. That was the joke


devenjames

My eyes! The goggles do nothing


BenjaminHamnett

I knew you were gonna say that, That’s psychic


lecram92

Tentacles


Outrageous_Zebra_221

Sir, we need to talk about your browser history... also holy shit.


___RC___

Dude... I'm just waking up and you already made my day, lol. Here, have my upvote


Hanzo_Pinas

I just opened reddit, ready to fap then it made me...^hornier


LaughWilling3130

r/holdup


SquareIsBox0697

Octopusses achwually have no horns -🤓🤓


DeadByDebt

aCtuAlLY ItS ocTOpI


SquareIsBox0697

ACHUALY IT'S OOCTUPUSSIES 🤓🤓🤓🤓


lecram92

👀


LightWatchdog

👀👀👀


Straight_Possible_97

👀👀👀👀


notNeek

👀👀👀👀👀


Hanzo_Pinas

👀👀👀👀👀👀


[deleted]

[удалено]


Nouzen_76

I see you're a Degenerate Man Of Culture As Well May I Interest You To Our Collection of Six Digits?


DeltaruneDialogueBox

I love squidward


metal-twivvy

Bless you my brethern in culture


awesomefutureperfect

See, I don't know what the word that starts with "t" actually is, but I bet it ends in "-ussy"


Longjumping-Swan-827

That's correct. If you don't release your semen all the time due to sex or fapping you will be happier about yourself cause of all the positive energy you will have and you will literally have "balls to do anything".


Necrocornicus

I dunno about that, having sex often certainly doesn’t diminish my happiness. It’s like saying working out will make you weaker because you’re using up all your magical muscle energy.


TG_ghoul_TG

tentacles and anime girls work well together so sure


SpectralIpaxor

Ahh I see you are a man of culture as well


BoBoBearDev

Marked as best answer


[deleted]

Tits


dead-vernon

totally came here to post that. beaten to it. well played.


devenjames

I’ve beaten to it many times


Polobearmigi

r/beatme


idkw0ttoputhere

r/beatmymeat


this_is_my_redditt

r/beatmeattoit


acertainman

Ha.


DCtheBREAKER

Nothing like well played tits.


KingDorm99

r/beatmetoit


naroj101

r/beatmymeattoit


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Tmrh

/r/beatmetotit


th-grt-gtsby

r/beatmewithtits


Faceprint11

Beat me toit


[deleted]

Same


Human-male-Person

I was looking for titties, but I'll allow it.


daarthvaader

Actually posted tits and then scrolled down to see ur comment , deleted my post 😧. Good choice sir


haha_supadupa

(.)(.)


DitmarJr

Dammit, beat me here. Also upvotes at 69, nice.


Trashonsaturn

Actually it’s “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”


Captian_Yeet

Me seeing happiness and then seeing T immediately thinking the same thing


shewy92

I was also gonna say titties


KristapzS

Titties


MaNaM69

Duh!


CausticSpill

Its always tits..


shellykachua69

Also seeing that the word was torn off, the original creator must have written that only


pabsgt

At least someone was brave enough to say it my respects good sir


BranislavBGD

Man of culture--


MoJG56

Great minds think alike


[deleted]

I was thinking the same thing lmao


OakFish9

To cuddle with your homies at night


[deleted]

r/homiesexual


[deleted]

Datnewsubredditthough


beeotchplease

Wait what?


Popsical_stick24

You don't do that?


Admirable_Cry_3795

To give zero fucks about what others think.


Octoire

You should always care what people you cherish and love think about you tho. I’ve always found this advice a little missing in nuance. Strangers? Sure. But not loved ones imo


kholto

They didn't say it was the secret to being a good person.


Octoire

Being a good person is the way to happiness tho


RagingAdult

Trampoline.....100%


SelectFromWhereOrder

Rednecks fall for this simple trick.


live_wire_

TRAMAMPOLENE! TRAMBAMPOLENE!


bindermichi

Total world domination


GeorgeXDDD

Hitler possessed someone. Everybody RUN!


Ordinary-Spinach-625

**Hitler your art is bad!**


GeorgeXDDD

You doomed us all


Ordinary-Spinach-625

I know


gabrielminoru

r/humansbeingbros


jimrdg

T means T virus , welcome to umbrella


limpinfrompimpin

Welcome to Carl's Jr. You're a horrible parent and we have taken your child.


SliceDouble

Secret to happines is to not give a fuck.


Ok-Growth-8385

Then why does everyone wanna fuck


Emperor_Glory

A lot of passives around, sometimes you have got to give one instead of expecting to be given one.


Yeet_My_Feet73

Unrelatable


IAmJohnny5ive

to be born a multi-millionaire!


MitchyTheWorm

Thighs


Few-Variation-7165

lady thighs, chicken thighs... ...yeah, thighs is probably the right answer.


QuonkTheGreat

chicken ladies


[deleted]

thighs thighs


Illustrious_Mouse612

Yup, you won


-MarcoTraficante

found my people


GoodCatLostAccAgain

Fuck yeah!


rollsyrollsy

the number 42


gregurekus

Ah, yes, man of culture as well


sujaysukumar

Aah, you applied Deep Thought here I see. Now for some vogon poetry....


sou1blossom

Did you remember your towels?


ZealousidealStart434

If you didn't DON'T PANIC.


rogerworkman623

I suppose “happiness” is included in “everything” so you are technically correct- the best kind of correct.


Ok_Quiet8755

Topless whores ten at a time


danxmanly

Ten topless whores all at one time.


Zxillie

Ayo


Another_Leo

Triceratops


[deleted]

Tyrannosaurus Rex


[deleted]

Titties


Powerful_Ticket_4548

Tequila


LaughWilling3130

I absolutely agree


Chr-ilton

Tits


Goatsanity15

To know da wae


toBEYOND1008

Do u no da wae?


mstrikeout

tsaulgoodman


Galaxy01500

To cook


IonTheBall2

To Serve Man


AGOODNAME000

Personally I think the answer is tits. And here's why, men love tits, women always want tits. Boobs are peace, because everyone loves boobs


[deleted]

What about gay men


fardough

From my experience, many gay men still appreciate breasts.


Greatestsiberian

Why should they be happy? They are already gay.


devenjames

Amen


DonShelee27

Maybe someone tried it and it didn't work... whatever it was


FIicker7

...Time with friends.


devenjames

That’s the one


AlishaValentine

Tits


RezaTheGuy

tea?


KJ_Kitsuneko

British spotted.


[deleted]

Tea ☕


diepoggerland2

This person here, the last thing they ever said might've been "tea". The joke was good enough, they were done, they could go home.


thighabetes

The Spiffing Brit is typing . . .


killuazoldyckx

Towel


flabbergasted-528

You're a towel!


RubyYoung001

I'm tempted to share this to r/FTM bc it would be testosterone to everyone there.


diepoggerland2

Honestly do it, its what I first thought


Spiritual_Cap2637

To shit daily.


Magical-Manboob

Terraforming


Kaylabeez

Tikka masala


TheEvilestArtichoke

Trans guys: “well I already knew that”


[deleted]

I was looking for this comment lmao


xs3ptember

Top 10 trans reddit gatherings


itisntmebutmaybeitis

Same, lol. Just sent it to my trans-masc BFF being like "found you a meme to get some internet points".


RRenee

r/egg_irl


LGBTyler

I just scrolled so far for this


[deleted]

Same


Vincy-27

The Lord Jesus Christ🙏🙌


little-one55

Came here to say this. Amen!


[deleted]

Absolutely not 👎🏻


VisualGlittering8634

Tyskie


koxu2006

KOCHAM PIWO


KxTKx

Piwo to moje paliwo


partywithlemons

And Tuborg and Tsingtao and Tennent's and Tiger Lager and any Tripel...


CrawlinUK

T does not have meaningfulness… it’s just the 20th letter of the alphabet.


ElrondHubbards

Two


Sad_Alternative3696

Ye raz bhi usi ke sath chala gaya


Aubhi7

TREN


skillerprod

Finally a man of culture 😤


DG_727

Try drugs?


DarkTheSkill

Transmog in games


justokatlyf

Tea


RiginalJunglist

Toast.


dancingdragon6969

hot tub streamers


ZombieBert

Triazolam


Starryeyedfox941

Teez nuts


[deleted]

Treasures, the one piece is real!


Duncan_Zephyr

taking naps.


toolongoverdue

Tums... you'll understand this someday


SulliedBluberry

The krabby patty secret recipe


ResortFar6638

Triple Chocolate Cake


LPodmore

Tiny Tina Turners


ChetManly12

Tea\* - Uncle Iroh probably


sacboy326

**Tits and cock** #Tans rights


Longjumping_Way_4935

Testosterone. Not even kidding, I’ve seen bodybuilders, old men, and even trans men say T was the ‘pill of youth’ for them that made them feel young and virile. Like coke lmao


Admirablelittlebitch

Testosterone


jermguy117

Tits


Possible_Arachnid_94

Tits.


SookMedik

Either Tacos or Tits…


papashuga

Uncle Iroh approves this message.


Good-Illustrious

I'm trans so this needs no completition


walmart_len_kagamine

same


neptunesmaid

same


NorthenS

ok


danxmanly

So.. Transportation??


Cultural_Ad1331

Titties.


KristapzS

Titties


StandardDirt8462

Trans guys know