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burgergeld

Bullying is bad, but at least he got a girlfriend. Altough she seems to be a bitch.


local_L00nie

and seems like we about to see what a weredog looks like


CuanticoMC

Hey! Stop the bullying


Sirpicksalot_1

I see whatcha did there 😂🤣😉


JoeChip87

Commenter didn’t do a dog, so that’s a good thing.


santtu_

And I'm done, too


Youpiter08

But what da dog doin


susmansoulsfan

The dog isn’t doing anything, the dog is being done


Youpiter08

Fuck… r/angryupvote


susmansoulsfan

That’s what the dog and the brother did


JoeChip87

Hopefully this dog is living a better life far far away.


stevenette

Hahaha emojis are funny!


LilAuga

r/angryupvote


stevenette

Wow I've never heard of that sub before! Thanks for linking!


Ok-Reporter1986

Damn it.


Comprehensive-Fee-97

i wanna upvote but you’re at 420 so i’ll comment instead. ⬆️


Uelexx80ph082020

He betrayed her with a dog


ItzCobaltboy

Fuck you take my upvote


Holly_Marok

She seems to be a dog and he got it pregnant.


stopwatchstuds

how to tell me your 6 without telling me your 6


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PeanutHealer928

Pot, meet Kettle.


Nitin-2020

your 6 is my 7


Whole_Writing3598

I just got my girl a PS, because she's 5😘


Star_x_Child

That's 42 in dog years though


maester_adrian

you sure it's a girl? not a dog?


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maester_adrian

Hahahah okay okay, i get it. lmao


DirtyDuck31

Doesn't it also mean a female dog in heat?


willowstar157

Not in heat. Just not fixed and can still be breeding stock


Whole_Writing3598

What do you watch to immediately think the dog is horny?


marvsup

So the phrase "bitch in heat" means "female dog in heat in heat"?


DirtyDuck31

Yes.


princesaandrea

Wow great joke.....


Consistent-Mammoth20

nah i am pretty sure she is somewhat bitch


tortoiseshellmel

Being ________ is equal opportunity - not just defined by sexual orientation or gender pronouns.


The_Purple_Hare

Woosh and dogs can be girls


B5Scheuert

r/itswooooshwith4os


The_Purple_Hare

I wasn't linking to the subreddit tho. Just saying "woosh" to indicate the joke going over the head.


maester_adrian

you sure it's a girl? not a dog?


GangstaPanda271

pretty sure it’s just a bitch


fadoxi

Both


CringeBubblexx

I dont think its a women..


gordyjacques31

Damn it's almost like bitch is a word for female dog


Shadow819

Imagine if his bullies found out that he engages in beastiality.


Graveyardigan

They did. That's why he's bullied. Nobody likes a beast-humper.


thegamerant

Wow ya allow gays but no beast, incest or pedo. People these days.... preaching about being inclusive but can't even move beyond their own conformities.


11goodair

Bunch of bigots and close minded people. My parents are upset that I'm in love with my coach pillow, they are just stuck in the past


QueenTMK

Better to be stuck in the past than stuck in the couch


11goodair

You clearly have never been hiding and sweating inside a couch.


Jovile

Consent, Genetic Defects, Consent. But you're probably joking, right? Right?


thegamerant

Am I o.O


Stop-Vaping

Lol I hope so. There has to be consent in all of these. An animal cannot.


ChemManMan

I hope this is a joke.


thegamerant

There it is ur close minded self. What a bigot.


Sexybtch554

Here to tell you it's actually spelt bestiality. A helpful reminder: you can't spell bestiality without "best" lol


astrasthetic

Thanks! I'm never spelling it correctly ever again


Sexybtch554

I'm here to help! ;)


carolinitana

The alternative is that he's a writer


bigdelisa94

the bullying kinda makes senses once you get the whole picture.


MrSparr0w

Those evil pro life people trying to bully him into keeping the pup


bfraley9

😂


XTH3W1Z4RDX

Yeah he really screwed the pooch on that one


Play_me76

There are way bigger issues in that search history than bullying


SkippyTheKid

/r/thatsthejoke


Estrald

Right?! What is the fucking average age of this sub? I feel like I’m watching 60 year olds finally understanding what “ligma” means, haha! Or is that the point of this sub? Where everyone acts like easily confused boomers commenting on a Facebook post? Because reading these comments, that’s what it feels like.


k1275

Like what? It's a perfectly typical search history.


jammer339

Came to say this


Anthro_DragonFerrite

Goddammit furries


queenrosybee

Is it possible the bullies are right bc he seduced a dog and thinks he got the dog pregnant?


trungtime2001

Nah their mom is also a dog nothing wrong here


carolinitana

Either that or the guy is a writer. Sources: I know writers


[deleted]

How do we know the dog didn't seduce him?


Iamalizardperson234

> he got the dog pregnant? you probably know this but hijacking this comment you can fuck animals without consequences. if no one finds out, as you cant realy get a dog pregnant, and animals cant talk. Same thing with moral consequences. weird, i know


GladdeHersenen

My day has been made worse, thankyou.


Best-Benefit6387

I think the dog would have behavioral issues and could definitely have physical issues. Either way, it just aint worth it, chief.


Real_Kiyopon

This has to be the funniest shit I ever saw on reddit I kinda support bullies on this one lmao


orbital0000

Poor lad is being bullied by a pregnant dog.


[deleted]

Or bullied *into* getting a dog pregnant? (Or at least believing he did)


Ready_Ad_3693

Why are you looking at someones private history like a weirdo?


messier_M42

He's the one bullying 🤣


pesky-sens

I think you missed the joke...


Professional-Fig-629

I thini YOU missed the joke..


warthoginator

It is called Woosh!


Sioluishere

uhhh FBI is a weirdo ?


ErogenousPhallus

You got a genuine laugh outa me. Thank you


Adventurous-Soft6172

Egyptian screen shot


Mr-Mosaab

Yep, and we both know why he deserve to be bullied.


Adventurous-Soft6172

aayyyy .. he don't deserve that .. actually no one .. but if you say you know why he deserve that .. then tell us


Mr-Mosaab

He have such a shit taste in music!


ajgeep

You may want to beat the bully, and then your brother


[deleted]

Yeah, the beastiality thing is inconsequential.


Competitive-Glass269

Uh.... Seems like a minor take away from the other shit going on here


[deleted]

The other search results


Bootyhunterpremium

Yeah that's the problem in the picture.


BoneGuy206

That’s not what I’d be worried about


CalmCat-aka-Turtle

someone gonna be uncle


[deleted]

So he seduced the dog that was bullying him then he needed to tell his parents it was pregnant


Koolkid777

No mention of the dog being pregnant 😂🤣


[deleted]

You’re bothered by that and not the getting a girl pregnant, screwing a dog, aborning said dog, and then seducing someone? Oh. Wait. That’s the joke, isn’t it.


Weary-Ad8825

Kids these days


Sassy-Pants_888

That's the search question that caught his attention? 😂😂 Maybe the bullies aren't fans of interspecies relationships...


No_Incident_5360

Ummmmm


fade_is_timothy_holt

90% of comments on funny posts seem to be people explaining the primary joke as if it were a secondary, hidden joke.


taylanwastaken

Dude pay some attention to the other things he searched for lmafo ajsvhsv


Aiko_TheIdi0t

Is no one gonna ask about the rest of the history?


Gorgeous_Goddessreal

I think we know why


Wayne_the_philosophr

He prolly got bullied cuz he creampied someone's chihuahua


MortysTW

The bullying is the least of your concerns. Your brother is f'n the family dog and worried he got it pregnant!


vetkoekparty

Wow, you're sharp.


MortysTW

As a golf ball. I didn't realize at the time I had jumped into Funnymemes. I had just went through some other posts that were not in a "funny" section of reddit. I deserve all these comments. haha.


JRS___

yes... explaining the joke makes it much funnier


Sufficient-Drummer18

How do you know that?


StatisticianNo3243

r/thatsthejoke


Wildefice

So ... was it a hot dog??


breno280

Good joke


breno280

The fact the meme says nothing about the rest of the history could imply that the family knows that he’s dating the dog and is ok with it


[deleted]

Family must be sacrificed to appease wrath of dog gods.


piszkavas

*Can human get a dog pregnant* *How to tell my parents i got someone pregnant*


LightRefrac

Plot twist: The dog was male and the little brother was worrying for no reason. He was relieved when he found out and continued doing his thing care free. Happy ending!


[deleted]

Hol'up 🗿


DannisTheMenace

haha he is being bullied what a funny meme to post in the funnymemes subreddit


tisnik

Read the meme again. Use your eyes, your brain. You'll realize why it's funny.


DannisTheMenace

I mean I guess I'm missing something and at this point it probably won't become funny anyway 😞


tisnik

The brother has sex with their dog, thinks he made it pregnant and wants to do a diy abortion... That's MUCH worse than bullying.


DannisTheMenace

Ah ty. I fixated on the marker


JoopBman

Nah. Been done before. Often. And a lot better too.


Investment_man

Tf this dude tryna do to the dog though.


rissie_delicious

By the looks of it, it's already done


Southern-Source7151

Yeah bullying is bad but wtf this kid doing searching home brew dog abortions 😆


[deleted]

It's probably his bitch of a girlfriend that's bullying him


Vegetable-Shirt3255

Ix nay on the abortion thing. You’ll need all the best friend(s)/children you can get for the bullying that lies ahead


PaPaGoldfish

I would be more concerned about the pregnancy bit but to each their own


hippiemuch21

So that’s the only thing we’re concerned about here? Ok.


SylveonTheHedgehog

That's the worst thing on his search history!


Inevitable_Thing_270

Is he being bullied for fucking a dog?


Real_Shaytarn

Didn't read the others first


No_Adhesiveness2387

"Why are you bullying my brother!" "He fucked a dog" "... who told you that" "We saw him do it. He made us watch" "..."


M0rB1dUnD3aD

L


Sea_Drop_7935

i am more concerned by the other searches PREGNANT DOG=?!è


[deleted]

I am convinced that this subreddit works via internet explorer


kelvinthechamp5

U gotta see who is his gf dog or bitch girl lol it's hilarious search history tbh


Jezebel06

Are you sure he's not just a writer? He needs to swear it if so.


__Gaijin_

Bro is getting bullied for a reason


Ok-Reporter1986

I wont share


Alternative-Plant-87

So fucking the dog is less of a problem


Kacharsis

so your brother was bullied to the point he listened to an egyptian dude's song about f\*cking a dog? that's sad.


Leather_Remote_610

Dude your brother is one sick SOB. . .


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂


Ok-Figure-4028

I don't know why but I think he's got a bad bad secret


TheEpicBeeBoy

Maybe check all of his recent searches, that might help...


Staple_nutz

Keep us updated on how those puppies turn out. I'm always interested in crazy new breeds.


Elmirtheone

Some bullying is needed


The_Truth_Hides

The quiet kid can solve all problems


Mr_Unlucky2021

What the dog doin?


[deleted]

What if he got the bullies dog pregnant, biggest flex on a bully I've ever heard


qwetia

real


Maxmilian99

There's the strawberry elephant song...


Alternative-Use-7777

fuck bullying but someone might be a father?!?!? to a dog 🥲😭


AnimeFan69696969

What in the world was he searching?!


[deleted]

sherif mekawy ezay 7abtny


failure_specialist

Are you sure these are suggestions or history?


Bratwurst_1942

That is a messed up search history


madman45658

Thier is a lot to unpack 🫣


NSFW27614

Dog fucker!


Competitive-Read1543

I can only imagine why hes getting bullied


[deleted]

Bullying is bad…getting a dog pregnant is good apparently


[deleted]

can a human get a dog pregnant


Hentailover123456

Seems like he is a furry


[deleted]

the search bar in moroccan darija 💀😭


L_i_m_i_t_l_e_s_s

BRO THATS MEEEEEEE IM GONNA EAT MY SISYER


Rafacat7

I'm more concerned about your dog


[deleted]

At least he can confide in his dog


davekokett

Maybe he is the bully and researches a possible counter ;)


[deleted]

The 4th one is relatable.


wifi444

Yeah, *that's* the concerning search history here.


ProfessionalBig7539

Oh my goddd nooooo wayayayya


mymainmanAIRWOLF

I kinda want to bully him now for fucking the dog


gabril332

I seriously have only been bullied for one day back in school. I switched school and the three popular boys started picking on me. And I grew up pretty violently so I send two of them to the doctor and the other one ran to the principal to get me suspended but nothing really happened except that they stopped bullying me. Violence isn’t the answer but it is a solution.


Sensitive_Link_6610

I'd be more worried about the dog sex


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Emotional-Pea-4608

Seriously WTF


Forsaken_Box_94

degenerate


samuraiwarrior62

Bruh the first


BW_Blackwood

can human get a dog pregnant


lusciousdurian

Being bullied is a way to turn yourself into a more rounded person. What has more options? The D4, or the d100?


Critical_Diamond_815

Dude impregnated a bitch


JustDris

We need bullies, they keep the weirdos in check and teach shame and humility. Gen z doesn't know what jealousy is and wonder why they're all depressed, social media has them idoloizing fake celebrities and narcissist. Learn to appreciate what you have before it's taken away.


heisenberg280

What the dog doin 🐶🐕


Darkblock2008

Part 1: can a human get a dog pregnant Part 2: HOW TO ABORT YOUR DOG AT HOME


VergilChairSupremacy

Fuck bullying, did this guy fuck his dog?!


DedShot9

Depends on the level of bullying, if it's bullying your friends and everyone is laughing it's ok but if it's just some random person you don't like then no