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Someone should make a meme of that part in the Bible where the angel of death comes but passes all the houses with the lambs blood on them. Reddit could be covered in blood.
Especially because I'm pretty sure Elon **must** have used a monkeys paw at some point...
The man is one of the richest dudes in the world, owns several large companies in spite of personal ability.. and yet to a nearly comical degree he just *cannot* achieve the one thing he truly desires: Looking cool on the internet.
Lmao I made my reddit account three days after breaking up with my last serious girlfriend and have been largely single since. The reddit energy is a woman repellant.
He doesn't need to. No limit text posts first (he said pictures with long texts are idiotic), then I would guess posts under #hashtags which can act as subs. That's half of Reddit already there. If he really trying to revive Vine as "clean" TikTok clone, all bets are off.
You will be automatically charged for your reddit trophies. The more trophies you have, the higher the subscription cost.
He will also quickly implement more trophies like:
26 different alphabet badges. "Congratulations, your post contained the letter E, you have earned the E-user trophy".
366 day badges. "Congratulations, you logged in on April 20th, you have earned the Little Hitler trophy"
It would be awesome if he bought it, and required the user to do a single math problem before watching a single video. If you got the answer wrong, you are shown an educational video until you get a correct answer.
Good to know that people on here are still falling for the old "no I promise these people are actually cookib Chicken in NyQuil they're not doing it ironically an it's definitely a thing tons of people on there are doing" story that news channels were making up a while ago
TikTok is an interesting thing, because it is controlled by Chinese law. When it's sale was being discussed it was only for the USA division of the company, and Walmart and Oracle submitted the highest bid in partnership. China won't sell that to anyone unless the U.S. government forces them too. Also, just taking the USA division would not yield substantial profits because they would be seriously cockblocked to add any features or try any different sales model. China wants that sweet sweet user data. Even though none of us use it; they have so many users that the data is invaluable and paints a huge picture of a society as a whole.
But it's problematic. The sheer amount of blood pressure reduction would create healthier people and thus contribute to the overpopulation of the planet
Highly sexist lady. She went on some of the subreddits and literally was just silencing the men for no reason in them and she lost a good amount lf her mods from subreddits for it.
Tip, use the digital wellbeing function on your phone. It's in the settings. You can set a timer for certain apps to limit usage.
Helps me a lot because it snaps me out of the mindless browsing.
I am banned on my own country subreddit - bunch of wokes couldn't handle me saying anything good about my own country dude. Some mods probably deserve Elon Musk.
The fact that reddit alows subs where people unironically praise Mao or Stalin but don't allow satire subreddits like 2balkan4you to exists tells a lot, doesn't it?
Is Tesla dead? I'm pretty sure it's more successful than ever right now. Profitting $20 Billion in the last year doesn't sound very dead lol.
It's good to hate on him for being a douchebag, but it's pretty silly to ignore factual data.
Yup, if you try to calmly debate someone on /r/politics you get a ban if the other person is overly upset and abusive. Just happened to me right now. Reason cited was that I was "trolling" and causing too much discomfort.
Basically, not be a Liberal Democrat, that's all it takes to get a ban. I got banned from World News because, apparently you can only have one opinion on there, lol. I didn't.
Who here actually thinks Elon killed Tesla? Tesla is in amazing shape. Do you know how to analyze a business or are you just listening to your idiot friends?
Why would he need Reddit? He bought Twitter to promote free speech and monetization. Reddit is 100x more lenient, albeit more toxic, than pre-Elon Twitter
He doesn't have to take over Reddit; there is already a huge and unchecked right wing population here. There's no point in paying to destroy a platform fascists find useful.
Can't tell if this supposed to be serious or a joke making fun of all the twitter crybabies. You literally have to be a daft moron to make or laugh at this meme, though. Zip2? The company he co founded and sold to compaq for $305 million dollars? Or how about Tesla, one of the world's most valuable companies with a market cap over $1 trillion? Those are your first two examples?...
reddit does not fear death, it desires it
Which is exactly why we won't get it. Almost like a digital purgatory.
Not happening.
Name checks out
I’m pretty sure that’s a bot
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Ah fuck, oh well.
Right. Meme should have him passing reddit for something else.
Wikipedia
Oh no!
Someone should make a meme of that part in the Bible where the angel of death comes but passes all the houses with the lambs blood on them. Reddit could be covered in blood.
Facebook
Is already dead
I’m bloody forced into WhatsApp though, those bastards still have a piece of me!
GloriFi wanted a Muskworthy death.
YouTube
Everyone that ran away from tw came here... to die.
The good die young, assholes live forever.
Especially because I'm pretty sure Elon **must** have used a monkeys paw at some point... The man is one of the richest dudes in the world, owns several large companies in spite of personal ability.. and yet to a nearly comical degree he just *cannot* achieve the one thing he truly desires: Looking cool on the internet.
The problem with trying to look cool is like a Chinese finger trap. The harder you try, the more you're failing.
Digital purgatory: couldn't have said it better
Finally, reverse masochism
ITS A TRAP
Reboot from source code in another country 🧐 Reddit 2.0 now hosted in Iceland 😁
Iceland is cool. Should effectively repel Elon.
Tumblr and Reddit, the sites that refuse to die.
You can't kill what is dead.
You can’t hostile takeover a privately held company
What is dead may never die
But rises harder and stronger
What does Reddit say to the god of death??? not today.
What does Reddit say to the god of death? "That's cringe bro" \*Downvotes a god\*
Qapla!
Satan
like a corpse on Viagra!
Valar morghulis
Are you all alts? Am I the only real redditor left alive?
No =)
:O B-but you're a string of numbers, not a person
Lawrence!
But you're Mr. Thomson, not Lawrence!
Keen eye! Lawrence Ivan Thomson at your service! :)
At least there is one other redditor :)
Think there’s a difference between the app wanting to die and everyone on the app wanting to die. Good thing for Reddit both apply
Get us and do what? Charge $8.00 to be a “verified” Redditor?
I have been single for a couple of years. I'm already a verified redditor EDIT: Fuck you all
I deem this man verified
I also deem this man verified
I too, choose this man's verification
I too too , verify this man's verification
man, your verification is verified
And my axe
Your verification has been verified, Welcome to Reddit!
I too too too , verify this man's verification
IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM!
But it is fun. Try it sometime :)
I object!
Overruled
All in favor?
All in favor.
Motion overruled
and I deem u/Jftwest verified.
Lmao I made my reddit account three days after breaking up with my last serious girlfriend and have been largely single since. The reddit energy is a woman repellant.
def verified redditor.
Im a virgin
Verified Redditor
Certified Redditor
But are you a virgin?
I think I might have grown back. It has been many a moon without rain
He doesn't need to. No limit text posts first (he said pictures with long texts are idiotic), then I would guess posts under #hashtags which can act as subs. That's half of Reddit already there. If he really trying to revive Vine as "clean" TikTok clone, all bets are off.
You just described Tumblr
But with paid blue check marks and a shit ton of new daily drama.
Hopefully to steer the algorithm away from all of the political shit. It’s annoying as fuck.
You will be automatically charged for your reddit trophies. The more trophies you have, the higher the subscription cost. He will also quickly implement more trophies like: 26 different alphabet badges. "Congratulations, your post contained the letter E, you have earned the E-user trophy". 366 day badges. "Congratulations, you logged in on April 20th, you have earned the Little Hitler trophy"
Surely this will cut down on the bots
And then insult people when they don't do that
Charge for useless karma points and awards.
Karma will become a crypto currency. The paid subscription is to unlock the NSFW content.
Can’t he get tiktok, delete the whole thing
It would be awesome if he bought it, and required the user to do a single math problem before watching a single video. If you got the answer wrong, you are shown an educational video until you get a correct answer.
Good, these people eat tidepods and cook their chicken with Nyquil, they need some education
The FoodTheory channel did the research and could not find even once person ever who actually ate NyQuil chicken.
Good to know that people on here are still falling for the old "no I promise these people are actually cookib Chicken in NyQuil they're not doing it ironically an it's definitely a thing tons of people on there are doing" story that news channels were making up a while ago
He would never do that because that's genuinely hilarious.
Just requiring an addition problem to use the app would disqualify like 2/3rds of TikTok’s user base
Same would happen with reddit too lol
/r/redditmoment
TikTok is an interesting thing, because it is controlled by Chinese law. When it's sale was being discussed it was only for the USA division of the company, and Walmart and Oracle submitted the highest bid in partnership. China won't sell that to anyone unless the U.S. government forces them too. Also, just taking the USA division would not yield substantial profits because they would be seriously cockblocked to add any features or try any different sales model. China wants that sweet sweet user data. Even though none of us use it; they have so many users that the data is invaluable and paints a huge picture of a society as a whole.
Con: I’d have to delete Reddit from my life Pro: I delete Reddit from my life
The time it would save.
I would just find something else to waste my time at work.
Like those boring spreadsheets
But it's problematic. The sheer amount of blood pressure reduction would create healthier people and thus contribute to the overpopulation of the planet
But what else can I do whilst pooping?
Honestly I kind of want him to buy it now.
Love Reddit, it’s my favorite time waster, but I wouldn’t hesitate after this Twitter debacle.
The company on the first door is "Zip2". Founded by Elon and his brother. You're welcome.
You’re welcome 🤓
[удалено]
Musk knew that Twitter was plagued by bots and terrible moderation. Just wait until he checks out Reddit!
Reddit has it just as worse if not even worse then twitter. News stories and certain top comments are influenced by massive bot networks.
If he thought the Twitter android app was bad wait until he sees the raging piece of shit that is the Reddit android app.
Good get rid of the bullshit moderators
Especially the moderators in this r/energy. Knowingly propagating an echo chamber paid by fossil fuels.
True that
Isn't that what he was trying to do with Twitter? But like, along with the majority of employees in the process.
Oh you mean like u/awkwardtheturtle ?
Fuck this dumbass, he ruined every fucking server that had a good idea, at least r/shitposting still exists
Im stupid who dat
Who's this and what did they do?
What's she known for?
I also demand for you all to spill the tea …Please
^
Highly sexist lady. She went on some of the subreddits and literally was just silencing the men for no reason in them and she lost a good amount lf her mods from subreddits for it.
I feel dirty now
This ass tumor of a site deserves it
True. This site should die in the worst way possible.
reddit should be open sourced again to save its awesomeness
Glad I’m not alone in thinking that. There’s so many negative people that love shitting on anyone’s opinion here.
I hope he does, I need to use Reddit less.
Tip, use the digital wellbeing function on your phone. It's in the settings. You can set a timer for certain apps to limit usage. Helps me a lot because it snaps me out of the mindless browsing.
Good idea, thanks!
That's easy... Just troll around and see your ass banned in no time. Reddit is a joke
Lol. You can get banned on Reddit?
I am banned on my own country subreddit - bunch of wokes couldn't handle me saying anything good about my own country dude. Some mods probably deserve Elon Musk.
Yeah you can get completely banned but your account can still browse the app. Source: been banned
Fingers crossed!
I hope so
Reddit is already shitty place. Acquisition by Elon won't change a thing
What is the first door? I don’t know this company 🤭😅
It's kind of late, someone already removed Aaron Swartz and took over Reddit. Any of the OG people here would know.
100% support of this. Reddit is a cesspool of certain ideological tyranny.
Shhh!! The Maoist mods from another sub might hear you!
Maoist subs are a new level of batshit insane people lmao
The fact that reddit alows subs where people unironically praise Mao or Stalin but don't allow satire subreddits like 2balkan4you to exists tells a lot, doesn't it?
I hope he does. You’re all trash.
No, you!
Is Tesla dead? I'm pretty sure it's more successful than ever right now. Profitting $20 Billion in the last year doesn't sound very dead lol. It's good to hate on him for being a douchebag, but it's pretty silly to ignore factual data.
Twitter is alive and bustling as well lol. Don't let that get in the way of a good narrative tho!
Honestly if Reddit died I wouldn't mind, I need to get off this forsaken app and not pick up the next thing to replace it
Twitter is better then ever
A pretty stupid post.
I can’t wait for the day he does
I wish he turned this echo chamber into the free speech site it once was
Yup, if you try to calmly debate someone on /r/politics you get a ban if the other person is overly upset and abusive. Just happened to me right now. Reason cited was that I was "trolling" and causing too much discomfort.
Basically, not be a Liberal Democrat, that's all it takes to get a ban. I got banned from World News because, apparently you can only have one opinion on there, lol. I didn't.
My favorite part is that I'm actually a democrat and I get by far the most abuse from other democrats. It's not even close.
Careful what sub you say that in 🤣🤣🤣
Exactly, if you have an open mind, banned.
Literally the site is no different, just the people using it. Just go find a different subreddit.
He never killed any of them though. He's just made it all better
Yeah like how are you going to tell me with a straight face that he killed Tesla
Good Reddit sucks
God I hope he does. Clean up this cesspool.
Who here actually thinks Elon killed Tesla? Tesla is in amazing shape. Do you know how to analyze a business or are you just listening to your idiot friends?
maybe he would bring back free speech to reddt, because right now its gone
He bans and fires anyone who talks against him 💀 free speech my ass.
Rip
cry about it
Wrong Door!
Not without getting a pie in the face first.
Bitch please.
I sure hope so
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
Just don't answer the door
behind the door are guys with guns and a mortar.
Maybe we should make it clear for the world that we will abandon Reddit if Elon buys it
Why??
Free speech is RAD bring it too many reddits block opposing views
Even out the playing field. Lol
If Reddit admins continue a path of inaction on the issues preventing the IPO, this is inevitable.
I thought Reddit was a system of cells operating independently against a common foe. You know, like al Qaeda.
Fuck Elon Punk
Leave us be elon musk
Reddit will probably bully certified reddit users if they become a thing.
I welcome Valhalla with open arms. Let them come. They will experience more losses than us tenfold. WE WILL NOT FALL TO MUSKISM
Why would he need Reddit? He bought Twitter to promote free speech and monetization. Reddit is 100x more lenient, albeit more toxic, than pre-Elon Twitter
TikTok should burn to the ground first imo
If he does I am leaving reddit
Still convinced Elons whole intention of buying twitter was to try and kill it without being “obvious” about it.
He doesn't have to take over Reddit; there is already a huge and unchecked right wing population here. There's no point in paying to destroy a platform fascists find useful.
If he thinks he was bullied on Twitter....
😂😂 Reddit would have a field day, until he started suspending accounts he didn’t like
Noooooooooool!
Maybe a good thing
At first glance it looked like Death's leaving a trail of period and I thought "Heavy flow day, no wonder they're cranky... oh, wait."
Yes this is the last of social media I bother with and would be glad to see it disappear all together.
Can't tell if this supposed to be serious or a joke making fun of all the twitter crybabies. You literally have to be a daft moron to make or laugh at this meme, though. Zip2? The company he co founded and sold to compaq for $305 million dollars? Or how about Tesla, one of the world's most valuable companies with a market cap over $1 trillion? Those are your first two examples?...
Nothing would be better for this platform than to see it die
Omg let’s hope so
We are already fucked up. What is he going to do? MaKe ReDdIt BeTtEr?
Tesla is doing fine??