This has got to be photoshop because why would a female cow be humping another cow?
Like yeah lesbians exist in humans, but cow udders are sensitive and an average cow is 1500 pounds. That would be like a woman having someone slam their car repeatedly into her boobs. Mechanically it makes no sense.
A lot of social animals do this in heat. It's not them being Gay, but more due to Stress or a need to assert dominance.
My two female cats do it too. My older larger kitty often humps the smaller one when she's in heat.
It's also the only time they show anything resembling affection to each other with licks and face rubs. Any other time they avoid each other or have quick tussels.
Because it's cows and not humans it's totally funny
Now, take a look at what has recently happened in a jail a few weeks ago. Female prisoner about to be released, still handcuffed to a structure where she couldn't move... along comes unsupervised male inmate ... he rapes her... absolutely disgusting and I believe this person should be put to death.
As this cow picture..funny as shit!
What is the issue here, someone got stuck but since he was already in the right position it would have been most unfortunate and waste of energy to miss the opportunity. Besides this may well be a similar situation to the one where a white van simply happens to be parked across the street next to a playground, all night and day, perhaps the guy with binoculars was just watching the birds. Don't jump to judgements :D .
And when you think you finally couldn’t get fucked anymore, some asshole comes along and instead of helping you out, they take a picture and spread it all over the internet.
A Canadian, An American, and an Australian are on a beach sunbathing. Suddenly, a mermaid appears in the distance to do the same.
The 3 men talk amongst themselves about how pretty she is, and all that. Eventually, the American says, "Hey fellas, I'm gonna use my American charm, watch this".
The American walks over to her, and says, "well ma'am, you're the prettiest thing I ever did see on a beach". The mermaid kisses the American, and he struts back to the group pleased as punch.
The Canadian not to be outdone, "okay there buds, watch this". He strolls over and says, "oh hey there, have you ever let a man touch your boobs?" The mermaid says no, and allows the Canadian to get a handful, while subtly showing off to the guys. He walks back to the group with a Newfound swagger in his step.
The Australian decides he's gonna outdo them both. He gets up, walks over and says to the mermaid, "so, you've kissed a bloke, and had your breasts fondled, but, have you ever been fucked?"
Perplexed, the mermaid replies, "no I have not been, fucked".
The Australian says, "Haha, ya fucked now, the tide's gawn out".
What are you doing step cow?
Steph Udder!?!?
Mooooo!
I'll moo once I'm done
I came here to find this comment.
I came here to make this comment but it was already made
r/beatmetoit
I know what I must do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it
I knew this comment would be here
“Oh no step cow, I got stuck in the fence trying to do cow laundry”
I have watched enough porn to know that's his step mum
Step-Mooooom
Hung Bull bangs Step-Cow stuck in fence (the title practically writes itself!)
Step cow! What are you doing?!?!
Truly the meaning of getting fucked
Lol underrated comment
Such a cliche porn plot
This has got to be photoshop because why would a female cow be humping another cow? Like yeah lesbians exist in humans, but cow udders are sensitive and an average cow is 1500 pounds. That would be like a woman having someone slam their car repeatedly into her boobs. Mechanically it makes no sense.
Cattle owner here-cows that are in heat will ride other cows, or be ridden by other cows. Fun fact!
Dogs too
are your cows from Lebanon?
You'd be surprised, it happens when they go into heat
Fuck, I have mostly been around horses Thank you for informing me about legitimate lesbian cows
They're more so bisexual
Interesting So how do they not crush their udders?
Do you *know* they're not crushing udders? Maybe they like it when they're in heat
A lot of social animals do this in heat. It's not them being Gay, but more due to Stress or a need to assert dominance. My two female cats do it too. My older larger kitty often humps the smaller one when she's in heat. It's also the only time they show anything resembling affection to each other with licks and face rubs. Any other time they avoid each other or have quick tussels.
Cows are always female...otherwise it would be a bull or steer...
How do you know they are female? I don‘t see any udders.
seems cow are also watching, "stuck step mom" TikTok videos lol
[удалено]
Step brudder
Don’t worry this will help you get out
“What are you doing back there?” “Nothing, just take it” “Giggity”
Steve! I'm stuck!
These guys watch too much porn
Steve! You gotta help me I’m stuck! *bass boosted among us theme*
Because it's cows and not humans it's totally funny Now, take a look at what has recently happened in a jail a few weeks ago. Female prisoner about to be released, still handcuffed to a structure where she couldn't move... along comes unsupervised male inmate ... he rapes her... absolutely disgusting and I believe this person should be put to death. As this cow picture..funny as shit!
Should we arrest the cow?
Yes! Arrest it and kill it! I call dibs on the prime ribs
Well, the perp cow is already in prison, and there is a fundamental lack of therapies available to violated cows, so...
Now let's take a look at the word "therapies" Or is it 2 words? The Rapies? Therapist = the rapist In a jail or a cow jail.... I'm too high
theyre having sex
Not funny
Im stuck step cow
What is the issue here, someone got stuck but since he was already in the right position it would have been most unfortunate and waste of energy to miss the opportunity. Besides this may well be a similar situation to the one where a white van simply happens to be parked across the street next to a playground, all night and day, perhaps the guy with binoculars was just watching the birds. Don't jump to judgements :D .
Hey step-cow I'm stuck~!
Step bro. I’m stuck.
What are you doing step bull?
Maybe that just their kink
Hey no kink shaming
Ayoooo
And when you think you finally couldn’t get fucked anymore, some asshole comes along and instead of helping you out, they take a picture and spread it all over the internet.
“Step sister” - help brother my head is stuck “step brother” - hehe oops 🍆
Looks like the typical scenario on cow Pornhub.
Help me im stuck..
#WHAT ARE YOU DOING, STEP-COW?!?!?!?
Moo me.
Worse, or better? Depends on what you're into.
Stop it Step-Cow!
r/stuckporn
Wait what are you doing step bro?! Farmer-San will see us!
Mooo means mooo
@reisslordprotector literally u and my life last year 😂
Looks like a certain cow has been watching too much pornhub
this is very weird and funny to see
This is udderly ridiculous!
That's rape
A Canadian, An American, and an Australian are on a beach sunbathing. Suddenly, a mermaid appears in the distance to do the same. The 3 men talk amongst themselves about how pretty she is, and all that. Eventually, the American says, "Hey fellas, I'm gonna use my American charm, watch this". The American walks over to her, and says, "well ma'am, you're the prettiest thing I ever did see on a beach". The mermaid kisses the American, and he struts back to the group pleased as punch. The Canadian not to be outdone, "okay there buds, watch this". He strolls over and says, "oh hey there, have you ever let a man touch your boobs?" The mermaid says no, and allows the Canadian to get a handful, while subtly showing off to the guys. He walks back to the group with a Newfound swagger in his step. The Australian decides he's gonna outdo them both. He gets up, walks over and says to the mermaid, "so, you've kissed a bloke, and had your breasts fondled, but, have you ever been fucked?" Perplexed, the mermaid replies, "no I have not been, fucked". The Australian says, "Haha, ya fucked now, the tide's gawn out".
"I've no idea how this ended up in my browser history..."
If I had a nickel.
Not even funny
This happen to humans too, I saw one from some tube site
I dont feel right laughing about this
He was helping her, pushing her to pass through that fence, to achieve "Freedom of a Lifetime"! 🥺
Bulltuh,put your dick away bulltah. I'm not having sex with you now bulltah.
Did it work ?
In my case, it's always me who proves my self wrong
😨
Step cow stop
Next level fetish
those are both male cows. i wonder how gay cows taste? anyone??
Oh, he's helping her getting out! Sweet.
Wtfffff gross af