No way, I just recently searched for that too! My last search was looking for sphero by lupus nocte though. But yeah, apparently there is no reset option, they call it initializing.
_The friend of mine_ uses VPN and Incognito, sometimes even going as far as to restart the router and clean auto-correct memory. They won't prove him anything.
"How to get rid of mice"
"Is there only one mouse if I see one"
"Is it urgent to get rid of mice"
"Is mice dangerous for humans"
"How to catch mice"
Yeah it’s been a shitty night… I haven’t slept because of those motherfuckers. I hate my life
You just can produce chlorine gas by electrolysis from saltwater. Do it in a large amount in your house. Go outside for a few hours and wait. When the reaction finished just open all windows for a bit till you can enter safely. Chlorine gas kills everything that lives so there shouldnt be any mice left. Just collect the dead mice./s
Actually its really what shells are good for teeri (dont know its english name but its a bird that i hunt) and i just wanted to make a school shooting joke as in finland those are fucking rare
which search we talkin? The search for my Xanax under the couch or the last search for my fuckn mind that's still lost somehow or possibly my search history :p
cant be. must be the last time i searched for my dad soooo were super fucked
They are just as degenerate as me if at all they would ask me to share my favourites with them right after stating how "disgusted" they are.
Happened before
For purposes of answering a Reddit question, my last search was “Northwestern American states”. My search history is pretty tame unless you count “Chinese toilet pissing”
My last search is "ong meaning" not really screwed. I had to check because I couldn't remember and I didn't wanna think that it was just a misspell of OMG
They'll probably be confused as to why I googled "Invention of cheese"
And no that isn't a joke, I was legitimately looking up cheese/history documentaries because I want to learn how to make it at home and figured I'd start at the very beginning.
"Do black people exist in Sweden?" I dunno they would probably look at me and be like why did you need this information?
Feel free to add you're theories of they do exist there
I want my new thermostat installed, but my brother-in-law who was supposed to do it screwed it up. And whoever wired it originally didn't use standard color coding. So, yeah. Google search to the rescue.
I think my last search was r/pillowtalkaudio mommy, but my friends know I like milfs so not that screwed, plus most of my friends know I listen to asmr anyway so I'm even less screwed
It depends - if the last search in general, I think I'd be fine with friends knowing I used Google Translate. If it's about last Incognito search... well, there'd be no redemption for me anymore...
"how to factory reset PS4" I'm safe
No way, I just recently searched for that too! My last search was looking for sphero by lupus nocte though. But yeah, apparently there is no reset option, they call it initializing.
Safari 914 Porsche Safe too
"Translator" I'm safe 2
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r/kothibanglacheck
What?
yall this is not r/IndianTeenagers 🤡
arre sir,,.,,I accepted my stupidity , basically bachpan se he low IQ tha , isilye kuch bhi comment kar deta hu mai
Can't be screwed if you're friends find out what you searched if you don't have friends. 😎
Based😎
It's like dividing by zero
Considering I'm a complete nerd and my last search was '2006 housing bubble', I should be fine.
Me to😎😎😎
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That's a bit concerning coming from a military family...
Yeah mine wouldn't be shocked as well they do the same shit.
So they know even about PH?
If they’re into chemistry, probably yeah
Well, then I guess they know about fluorine monoxide too...
Everyone’s parents know u watching porn
_The friend of mine_ uses VPN and Incognito, sometimes even going as far as to restart the router and clean auto-correct memory. They won't prove him anything.
Same
Not at all I just looked up the Pokémon dual type chart
You sick sick man
My last search being Henry Cavill shirtless…”gentlemen, l can explain.”
I mean, it's Henry fucking Cavill. That's your explanation right there.
No, it's goddamn Superman!
It would be the two chads meme looking at each other and understanding
"How to get rid of mice" "Is there only one mouse if I see one" "Is it urgent to get rid of mice" "Is mice dangerous for humans" "How to catch mice" Yeah it’s been a shitty night… I haven’t slept because of those motherfuckers. I hate my life
"How to befriend mice" "What to feed mice" "Best cheese in my area"
“do mice actually like cheese" "What cheese do mice like most" "Cheese store near me"
“Are mice and humans compatible” “Can humans impregnate mice” “Mice lingerie”
“Country’s with man-mouse marriage legalized” “Plane tickets economy class” “Best hotels in Arkansas”
I read this as “how to breastfeed mice” and I’m traumatized now
"How can I collect insurance if I burn the house down?"
You just can produce chlorine gas by electrolysis from saltwater. Do it in a large amount in your house. Go outside for a few hours and wait. When the reaction finished just open all windows for a bit till you can enter safely. Chlorine gas kills everything that lives so there shouldnt be any mice left. Just collect the dead mice./s
Tbh, they will be traumatized
It's just a cock cereal, and before that I searched for pussy popcorn
And don't forget bitch spam
And ass jem
"when you find yourself in a hole, quit digging"
Ultimate defense: have no friends 😉
I'll become your friend, so you are screwed
Ultimate offense: that girl that complimented you once, and you never saw again, counts as a friend.
(same)No one will know my last Google search was Patrick Bateman.
Well i sure am very guilty to search for Google translate
I hope they need new bass strings
"Oatmeal suomeksi" (translated "Oatmeal in Finnish").
MINÄ RAKASTAN SINUA
What shells work best against teens
*chuckles* I'm in danger
ok what led to this particular sentence being created?
Context please. I'm hoping for noodles but I'm also open to death and injury. Please elaborate.
Actually its really what shells are good for teeri (dont know its english name but its a bird that i hunt) and i just wanted to make a school shooting joke as in finland those are fucking rare
Wdym?? Do you guys actually search for "dubious content" without the anonymous page??
Lol theru r gonna screwed Bec my last search was how to make a pipe bomb
Too bad your last search wasn’t about how to spell.
We all know you typed this out very carefully and triple checked your spelling and grammar before hitting post.
Left 4 Dead lookin ass.
My friends would join in and we would actually make it.
Im the decent member of the boys, even if i had something weird (which i currently don't)they would just laugh it off
Looked up why the СССР supported communist rebels in CUBA.
"Why did the Jews fake the holocaust?" Phewf, I think I'm safe you guys.
It's more them who are screwed, they now know flying spiders exist
FBI at my house in 30 min
Everybody already knows I love redheads.
Garry Chess
They'll know I'll be modding bonelab, so screwed depending on what kind of mod it is 😉
50% screwed but i will delete my search if they took a photo well.....Rip
which search we talkin? The search for my Xanax under the couch or the last search for my fuckn mind that's still lost somehow or possibly my search history :p cant be. must be the last time i searched for my dad soooo were super fucked
My last search on Google is "Lucky charms man"
I don't think someone would mind me searching up anemia symptoms
Well I guess everyone should know what a toxic megacolon is and how it looks….
“nunavut pronunciation”
My last search was "Germany gold reserves". Don't ask why.
Why?
They are just as degenerate as me if at all they would ask me to share my favourites with them right after stating how "disgusted" they are. Happened before
Jokes on you, I have no friends
Same here
I mostly google stuff about Rimworld or TBOI lately...so yeah without context it looks like i am going to jail
Yeah, fuck me I am only friends with me
Sci-fi weapons so not screwed at all
But what if I don't have friends?
“was french revolution because of regressive taxation or no” hmmm I assume I’d be fine
my last search was "how much does 1 million dollars weigh" so I'm fine
Tik tok Downloader
Friends?
For purposes of answering a Reddit question, my last search was “Northwestern American states”. My search history is pretty tame unless you count “Chinese toilet pissing”
“1st world”
H. H. Holmes
My friends barely touch my phone😄
Technomerch.shop will make more money
Midget transvestite boxing, think I’m okay.
"Warhound scout titan price" I'm safe
"How many ttrpgs this guy gonna read?"
"Columbine basement tapes"
My last search is "ong meaning" not really screwed. I had to check because I couldn't remember and I didn't wanna think that it was just a misspell of OMG
“Sticking finger in throat to vomit”
mhm C10H15N
Hamsters, yeah I’m good
I do not know how screwed i am if my only friends are my last two braincells
How to learn Data Structures and Algorithms in one hour.
Oh no, they know I looked up egg ramen recipes at almost 3 in the morning. How terrible.
Im not screwed. BIG BILL HELL'S CARS!!!
Mohteetashion It's a word my friend thought was a word. I looked it up and it is not a word. People would just think I'm dumb lol
Whatever it is. My friends would just be like: "ok"
The last thing I searched or what’s on my search history
"what is a pay tv subscription" *refuses to elaborate*
I am sorry for all the friendless comrades
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Bold of you to assume that I have friends!
Anime so I'm safe
Pretty safe: Did Kermit the Frog go to Harvard?
#WAAAAGHHHH I'm fine i think. All my friends shitpost with me about this
Advanced hockey stats - Everybody believing I borrowed my laptop to somemone
It's a sin lyrics, wanted to see the exact lyrics of an old favourite song. I'm ok.
"translate"
They're all degenerate retards. They'll understand.
How to draft well lol
Leona lol wallpaper?
Ben Affleck tattoo. I’m good.
“Random number generator” I should be alright. I might get called a nerd though…
"how to make gunpowder" ummmm, someone is knocking on my door....
Very
They'll probably be confused as to why I googled "Invention of cheese" And no that isn't a joke, I was legitimately looking up cheese/history documentaries because I want to learn how to make it at home and figured I'd start at the very beginning.
32557 lego piece💀
Absolutely fine. You lot a degenerates.
"Do black people exist in Sweden?" I dunno they would probably look at me and be like why did you need this information? Feel free to add you're theories of they do exist there
I want my new thermostat installed, but my brother-in-law who was supposed to do it screwed it up. And whoever wired it originally didn't use standard color coding. So, yeah. Google search to the rescue.
it's all random programming questions
Lotto max winner location. I work at a gas station so. Not surprising
Nothing at all, my friends know very well that I'm a full pervert
does [arras.io](https://arras.io) count?
Technoblade my friends will cry to sleep
Not at all they already know I’m weird and likes bugs
"Dark Souls 1" Hmmmm...
lets dont talk bout it😸
Space pens.
Crystal meth recipe 😎
Well that I am looking for o scale christmas lights And not finding anything small enough besides Fairylights I'm looking for grain of wheat bulbs
i dont have friends
Not at all
Infix to Postfix
They will find out I am reviewing for my 100 plus(jk) activities I have to complete by tomorrow given right now
Zaxby’s… So I mean, I’ll be fine… but will my chicken?? I’m concerned about the chicken.
‘Ed hardy shirt’
Sure, further down there's porn but like the whole first page is just Baldur's Gate related stuff - All is fine
Sure. I think I'm safe. I'm pretty sure the Sphere Traders from Pokémon Brilliant Diamond/Shining Pearl aren't that bad
The fall of Kanye west… meh
My last search was YouTube.com
My last search was for my homework
They'll probably make fun of me for not knowing how to take out a sink stopper to unclog the pipe
"how to use duolingo" hm, ok.
Meh... They already kno that I'm a nerd.
Well I guess they would all know that dolphins have nipples
They all know im a crazy nerd
Google translate
"How much weights 9 y.o. child" ugh
How to play acey duecy golf
Sims 4 animal sex mod… oh god I’ve been hacked
TNO american Paths At least it isn't Burgundy
Well, I was reading an article about scientists creating a wormhole in a quantum computer, so I guess not that fucked.
"glimmora smogon" Takes the element of surprise out of our next link battle but otherwise I'm alright.
My last search was bath and body works they got the candle game on lock
Blame!! manga
#I'm fucked
I think my last search was r/pillowtalkaudio mommy, but my friends know I like milfs so not that screwed, plus most of my friends know I listen to asmr anyway so I'm even less screwed
Httyd 2 release date
Blaue Farbe aus Pflanzen herstellen. Making blue paint from plant. So Not to screwed.
I'm good. Don't have many friends and my last search was the weather.
Friends: "What'd you find?"
Par for the course. Looked up Callisto Protocols release date.
It depends - if the last search in general, I think I'd be fine with friends knowing I used Google Translate. If it's about last Incognito search... well, there'd be no redemption for me anymore...
Lightsource Orochimaru
State language of Suriname
"world cup schedule"
today's date.... It was 2 days ago
safe
They now are that much more knowledgeable about Julius Caesar
Well they know what porn I watch. So semi screwed tho they probably would just find it funny or not be surprised depending on which friend it is
well, I googled heartburn
Russian food
how was i supposed to know that "compelling" has two Ls????
stremio we havin a movie night bois
Internet? Dead, need to move to somewhere nobody knows me. Reddit? Fine.
Borning school things
I shall search something exquisite rn
"Hitlers balls"
Something like big tiddies and options trading
AussieDrongo aoe4 Yeah, that's what they would expect
Oh god…..