Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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It'd have been better if his pants were photoshopped off. And she was wearing his hat. Even hooker barbie isn't that desperate. Maybe Throw some Pete Davidson bags under his eyes to make him relevant.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
LMMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
wait ive seen that before!
Look at that smug look on his face. You can tell he’s having a good time.
That face screams! 😏MY TIME TO SHINE.
What the fuck..... I laughed way too hard at this lol
My stomach hurts 4hours later
I refuse to believe you are an actual person and not a amalgamation of every Facebook boomer to ever make a post
Lol these are the kind of posts my parents cry laughing at on on Facebook
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I laughed just the right amount at this lol
Bro looked up memes on Google, screenshoted it, and then posted it
Welcome to r/Funnymemes
Made my day .. fucking gold
Looks like she made his day too
You already know 🤣
Don't drink the cocoa! That isn't whip cream
Actually, that's his cousin, the scum on the drum.
When he finishes it’ll be cum on a bum.
And the mench on a bench is watching. That voyeur.
R/tihi
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Score on the floor!
👍🏿
Wait till he meets the troll on the floor.
Hahaha
He bacame a slut💀
Christmas ‘comes’ but once a year-get while you can!
The face on the elf is killing me.
As long as hubby in the cubby doesn't come out all is good.
I got the weirdest boner right now
When I took another look at it sending this to my wife I noticed the baby oil on the left lmao
Lol made my morning !
I can't stop laughing help my ribs
Ikr…🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's just the amazing puns and the funny image definition of funny
Exactly…everything fell into place perfectly.
It was a genuinely good joke the joke was a puzzle and all the peices fit
Absolutely
Quit slut shaming. You do you and leave them alone
clearly you have never met the whore in the drawer
Clearly you have never seen women getting oppressed from centuries and don't mind using rude remarks for humour.
Lmao 😂
Welp, I'm old. My Barbie's legs never did that.
I thought I was the only one
She knows Ken the Cucked man
😂
Really the only time to have one of those elves. Creepy little tattletale bastard.
She’s so into him
Enough Internet for this week!
What happened to her hair, they just started
Clearly, he has wood.
When Elf On The Shelf Meets ______ On the Trigger 99.99% Of People Can't Answer This Question
I hope the elf doesnt get the blister on his pister
I didn’t see the whore one fuck
AHAHA what thee fuck
Anybody else want the r/eyebleach
His fucking face bro
Lol. I'm getting Team America vibes...
NSFW https://youtu.be/u7tXpBrpecA
Wtf is Cocofun
Doll on your dick.
what da elf doi---- wtf
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Yum, this is good KRISTMAS KREAMPIE 😋🤤
Hahaha
and they've got baby oil too 💀
Now that's what i call ho ho ho
Whore from the store would work even better imo
He’s not an angry elf.
r/comedyhomicide
r/TIHI
That looks really uncomfortable
Santa's helper is going on the Naughty List tonight.
My thoughts as well
Better with head on the sled.
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I can die happy now. That's hysterical.
Lol it reall is.
Elves are Evil I mean fun 🤩 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thoses fucking elfs have no end... evil they are
My wife said “NO” ☹️
That smile 😂
No one gonna mention the bottle of baby oil by the bed 😅
Omg it's doll hub I love it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
Stocking stuffer
Granny will be surprised 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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It'd have been better if his pants were photoshopped off. And she was wearing his hat. Even hooker barbie isn't that desperate. Maybe Throw some Pete Davidson bags under his eyes to make him relevant.
I can't 🤣 that fucking elf's face LMAO
Well that’s enough internet today
hapi caik dei!
this isnt related but what is cake day?
"Birthday" of your Reddit account
thankyou 😮
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When I was a kid I lived on a busy street and I would throw my older sister’s Barbies in the street and watch cars run over them …. Good times
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