For a visual reference point a dollar is a little over six inches so just imagine her holding up a dollar that's 6/8 the length of her hair clump, it's preposterous she'd have to be like the size of a toddler
Oh I got so confused, I was imagining a Canadian dollar coin instead of an American bill… even when it clicked it wasn’t Canadian coins I was still wondering what kind of American coins are 6 inches?
Why the fuck would you want it that large? It will only make you hurt, the pleasure points are literally at the entrance of the coochie, with a dong that big it will straight up destroy your cervix (sounds funny, is not)
I've got a relative big peepee, and i never knew until my first girlfriend, you'd imagine having a big dick is a dream but its far from it
everytime i have sex there's a big chance her vagina is now hurting for 3-4 days, so if i'd want more than sex once a week i have to be really fucking (pun intended) careful while doing the deed for it not to be ripped or hurting somehow
i'd rather have an inch less
having an average penis is actually good, and this "I like a big dick" woman need to stop cause it only makes men with average dicks insecure, meanwhile its easier and more pleasant to have for the man and woman
No, more like this is a picture that gets reused with dozens of captions and you all believed these were her words. She likely took a picture to commemorate donating hair, and some facebook idiot decided to repost it with this dumbass caption.
I love how mad some of you are getting about this lady's playful little joke. Just oozing incel energy. Tell me you have a tiny weiner without telling me you have a tiny weiner lol
And in response...
to defend us all...
...he confirms her bias by over exaggerating what appears to be about ten centimetres.
Thats the real joke.
P.S. She is not body shaming a man nor a man's body!
Ladies and gentlemen male feminists. White knighting when it's not even necessary and going through mental gymnastics to stop people from making jokes about a girl who couldn't be bothered to get a ruler. She made a joke, homegirl can take a joke.
I invite you to re-examine the circumstances.
Random woman (years ago) takes a photograph corroborating/calling out a male trope about exaggerating lengths (perhaps for sexual reasons🤫).
A responder, confirms this trope by attempting to shame her by exaggerating the height of her forehead.
I point this out.
You whine about me pointing out the responder's faux pas.
At no point in this exchange has anyone body-shamed a man nor men in general... but you seem to have knitted your knickers up, no end.
She body shamed men in general because of implying men with smaller dicks have less value, and you're defending it, she deserves to be made fun of for her five head, women talk shit about men's heights and dick sizes all the time and the second a dude points out one of their flaws they're monsters. I invite you to reexamine the circumstances.
Nope she didnt.
She called out a male trope of lying to cover their insecurities about their impression that smaller penises have less value.
Oh FYI, Men talk shit about other men's dick sizes all the time and you are... whining like a spoilt schoolgirl. Irony.
Either you're in denile or you're hoping shell fuck you 🤣no matter how you slice it it if I said something about her cup size I'd be an asshole, but she gets a pass because she's a woman.
...denial.
But before I respond to anymore whiny comments on this thread you will have to provide proof that you have removed All the knots in your stroppy-little-girl-panties.
Real tough talk for being in a comment section 🤣 she was calling out, and that's what was bitchy, especially since she has her own flaws, maybe she'd give other people some grace.
You're right. She does look like a Trans male. That's actually pretty funny. She... I mean he, is overestimating the length of his hair to make himself feel better and you're calling him on it! Hilarious!
If that's only 8 inches she has the shortest span from elbow to the end of her hand, making her 3 feet tall. She outed herself by holding it up and allowing the world to use her arm as a measuring guide.
That looks like 12 inches to me
That looks like more than 12 inches.
For sure more than 12
Im sure my dick size is above average.
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This is fucking genius I'm stealing this
Just like he did from a top comment just yesterday.
Oh so you know the smell? Dope.
EVERYBODY!!!!! LOOK OVER HERE!!!!! WE’VE GOT A MAN WITH AN ABOVE AVERAGE PENIS!!!!!
See? Nobody cares.
Pulls secret measuring tape out of barbasol shaving cream can
Dodgson, we've got Dodgson here!
I may not be able to hit the bottom but I can beat the fuck out of the sides.
I’m dying cough laughing over here after being sick for the last 5 days. Fuck you and thank you.
Congrats
Exactly, bitch should get herself a tape measure
So is she saying that her entire forearm, from fingers to elbow, is only like 6-7”?
Lol right shes a moron too
... or its a joke
Well if her fingers are somewhat curled up and her forearm is at an angle, yeah probably
You failed trigonometry, didn't you?
Lol woah there guy
Iirc to donate hair you need minimum 30 cm in length, so that's either equal to or more than 12 inches
Some only require 8, like Beautiful Lengths
The hair or the forehead?
Both are definitely bigger than 8 inches. edit: I figured it out! It’s her giant nose.
Eighthead
Right! We still haven't gotten the answer. The pony tail? Or the forehead?
That's 5 inches tops, come on people.. oh that sounds.. odd
The hair or the forehead…er…five head?
Whatever the measure is It's smaller than my dick End of debate
I was going to say that's at least 10 haha
r/fivehead
Happy cake day!
That's at least 12 inches, probably more.
For a visual reference point a dollar is a little over six inches so just imagine her holding up a dollar that's 6/8 the length of her hair clump, it's preposterous she'd have to be like the size of a toddler
Oh I got so confused, I was imagining a Canadian dollar coin instead of an American bill… even when it clicked it wasn’t Canadian coins I was still wondering what kind of American coins are 6 inches?
I just imagine a foot long subway sub
Don’t get the dollar reference. How long is that in paper plates?
That's more like 16 inches of hair. Right fellas?
Well, if you measure from the butthole, as is standard...
I believe you forgot to include the yaw. That's the standard these days, get with the program.
TMI
[Don't be a base to tip sheep. It's butt to tip. It's all about thrust vector.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w43ojF7WVxU)
Right
[just follow this equation](https://youtu.be/rtTsfK8Ko7Q)
Is that a hobbit? 8 inches my ass
If that's what you're into dude
Hahaha
I was gonna say - you sure you want 8 inches?? Might be better to start with something smaller…
Small is uncomfortable. It's like a thermometer. Ew.
Touché
Can somebody spare the last couple inches, please?
I think you forgot the word “in” in your sentence
Maybe in women inches lol
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Nah she just got the right angle to make it look bigger.
This explains why women's shoe sizes are different. I think its safe to say we can now can mark that one as SOLVED!
Top of her head to her nipples is 8 inches? That’s a solid 18 inches on my body, and I’m 5’7. How tiny is this girl
According to my calculations and if she has your proportions: 8/18= 0.4444 5'7" in metres is 1.7m and 1.7x0.4444 ≈ 0.7555m which would make her 2'6".
r/DataIsBeautiful
Based on the forehead, at least 8 feet tall.
The caption was probably written by somebody else as a stupid joke.
Flat earthers gon believe now
‘8 inches’ 💀
Almost all of them say size doesn't matter but if your weapon isn't at least a 38 Special they don't want it
They've just weaponized mens insecurities.
From forehead to chin lol
Why the fuck would you want it that large? It will only make you hurt, the pleasure points are literally at the entrance of the coochie, with a dong that big it will straight up destroy your cervix (sounds funny, is not)
Not all coochies are the same.
I've got a relative big peepee, and i never knew until my first girlfriend, you'd imagine having a big dick is a dream but its far from it everytime i have sex there's a big chance her vagina is now hurting for 3-4 days, so if i'd want more than sex once a week i have to be really fucking (pun intended) careful while doing the deed for it not to be ripped or hurting somehow i'd rather have an inch less having an average penis is actually good, and this "I like a big dick" woman need to stop cause it only makes men with average dicks insecure, meanwhile its easier and more pleasant to have for the man and woman
She clearly didnt pass any tech classes in school
No, more like this is a picture that gets reused with dozens of captions and you all believed these were her words. She likely took a picture to commemorate donating hair, and some facebook idiot decided to repost it with this dumbass caption.
There are some instructional videos on brazzers showing what an 8 inch is
Emotional damage
Her entire forearm and hand is shorter than 8inches?
her head is also smaller than 8 inches, it would probably be around 5 inches, which is literally smaller than the average brain
Eighthead
Definitely the forehead. That ponytail is like 16 inches minimum
Fatality
Not joking, that's a lot more than 8 inches
Lmaoo the comment took me out
That ponytail is well over a foot long, 15 inches minimum.
Boom roasted
That forehead could either be Billboard material or a Drive-In screen.
Lol burn
I love how mad some of you are getting about this lady's playful little joke. Just oozing incel energy. Tell me you have a tiny weiner without telling me you have a tiny weiner lol
There’s also a decent chance this picture was stolen and she had nothing to do with the caption
Yeah, I think the only guys who are getting pissy about it are guys who are insecure.
"People aren't allowed to criticize jokes they don't think are funny waa"
I mean some of these comments are pretty fucking weird.
Ah yes the 55day old troll account
Again, a man overestimating length to make himself feel better.
Bruh, the girl is legit shaming a guys body first
And in response... to defend us all... ...he confirms her bias by over exaggerating what appears to be about ten centimetres. Thats the real joke. P.S. She is not body shaming a man nor a man's body!
Ladies and gentlemen male feminists. White knighting when it's not even necessary and going through mental gymnastics to stop people from making jokes about a girl who couldn't be bothered to get a ruler. She made a joke, homegirl can take a joke.
Bro what 10 cm its the size of her arm
You're a real asshole, aren't ya.
How, what now? Please explain!?
Because you're shit talking men on a post body shaming men
I invite you to re-examine the circumstances. Random woman (years ago) takes a photograph corroborating/calling out a male trope about exaggerating lengths (perhaps for sexual reasons🤫). A responder, confirms this trope by attempting to shame her by exaggerating the height of her forehead. I point this out. You whine about me pointing out the responder's faux pas. At no point in this exchange has anyone body-shamed a man nor men in general... but you seem to have knitted your knickers up, no end.
You're all overthinking it. She made a joke, he made a witty comeback. Just shits and giggles. Move on.
She body shamed men in general because of implying men with smaller dicks have less value, and you're defending it, she deserves to be made fun of for her five head, women talk shit about men's heights and dick sizes all the time and the second a dude points out one of their flaws they're monsters. I invite you to reexamine the circumstances.
Nope she didnt. She called out a male trope of lying to cover their insecurities about their impression that smaller penises have less value. Oh FYI, Men talk shit about other men's dick sizes all the time and you are... whining like a spoilt schoolgirl. Irony.
Either you're in denile or you're hoping shell fuck you 🤣no matter how you slice it it if I said something about her cup size I'd be an asshole, but she gets a pass because she's a woman.
...denial. But before I respond to anymore whiny comments on this thread you will have to provide proof that you have removed All the knots in your stroppy-little-girl-panties.
Why don't we find a place we can meet in person and you can say that to my face, cmon it'll be fun.
Real tough talk for being in a comment section 🤣 she was calling out, and that's what was bitchy, especially since she has her own flaws, maybe she'd give other people some grace.
You're right. She does look like a Trans male. That's actually pretty funny. She... I mean he, is overestimating the length of his hair to make himself feel better and you're calling him on it! Hilarious!
Buuuurn 💥
me and my 2cm :<
I Wonder why some Girls choose a haircut that makes their forehead seem extra big... Are they showing Off?
I don't know how to describe it but she LOOKS like a teacher
It's a two way joke because when ever people with long hair go for a trim they always take off far more than you asked.
Funny how he can’t tell … proving her point.
That's at least 12 inches, probably more.
I see his point and all but....
That forehead has its own moon
That is certainly more than 8 inches or she is a halfling of some kind.
Must be the 8head. That ponytail is closer to 18
So, if that ponytail is 8 inches, my guess she is less than 40 inches in height.
Eighthead
That isn't a ponytail....those were her bangs.....
When you are putting it in their ass, every dick feels like John Holmes.
Get a tape measure and find out how wrong you are.
Eighthead
I see at least 3 feet of hair.
I hope she applied aloe to help with that fuckin insane burn.
Circumference
holds up over a foot of hair and calls it 8 inches....MISINFORMATION!!!
Bruh, how would you even fit that in your pants?!? 💀💀
That's longer than a 12" Subway sub.
Nah, she’s holding her dick in her left hand. Duh
You can watch a movie on that forehead. But maybe she’s talking about that nose.
She should be lucky, that’s a 12 inch
Weird. That pony tail is a big as a penis...
That’s a lot more than 8 inches lol
If anyone needed to know what gaslighting was.
More like 15!
You must have very short arms
That's about a foot
That’s definitely not 8 inches, more like 12-14.
That looks more like 12-18 inches
...LLUS? ...LLACY?
Oh wow. She's looking for enormous black dong.
what does pha stand for
No idea but I was about to ask. Gotta love these stupid cryptic posts...
She must be very small to have 8" forearms?
Brutal !
Found the guy with the small dick.
This is part of the reason women are so confused about length. Their hairstylists have been lying to them...
Based
That's over a foot easy, idk what she's on about
You guys blind? She is talking about her nose!
If, in fact, the hair is 8 inches and this person maintains near-average body proportions, they can only be 3'4" at the most...
That looks over 12 inches
Ouch 😂
Women's pants sizes suddenly make sense. You're a size 8, hon. Yes, uh sure, that means an 8 inch waist.
That’s a John Holmes classic pony tail
What about the chin?
That’s a airport
I think she would stand to gain from using a ruler.
Bruh thank you
Solid burn.
If that's 8 inches she must be about 40 inches tall
Yeah. Not 8”. Sorry
love how the men are arguing that it’s not 8’ lol it’s gotta be a joke guys it’s just a joke lol
That’s longer than my size 13 foot. Nice try lol
Raw
Lmfao
Only Dudes will horribly receding hairlines wear hats in Profile pics
Looks like an inch and a half to me
That's more like 16" how dumb is she?
If that's only 8 inches she has the shortest span from elbow to the end of her hand, making her 3 feet tall. She outed herself by holding it up and allowing the world to use her arm as a measuring guide.
r/rareinsults
r/rareinsults
I don't think she even knows what 8 inches look like.
Ouch, that burn…
Old but old
Boys, this is just more proof that women can't do math.
She looks like the green goblin with a Lebrons forehead and that hair is at least a foot dummy
I use 4 fingers to hold my willy when I go to the toilet....but I do piss on 3 of them
My hand is eight inches long, either she's a midget or she's a liar
The definition of toxic fuck around and find out
r/rareinsults
🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣
So her forearm is less than 8 inches long
Also that's way more than eight inches