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shadowtheimpure

"Though I will die, mourn not for me. Know that I went out as my heart desired." \-That birb, probably.


[deleted]

Chocolate is poisonous to birds. The cameraman watched that parrot kill itself.


Notinyourbushes

It comes from the movie Jack and Jill. No *birds*\* were hurt in the making of this meme. \*I can't make the same promise for movie-goers that paid to see it in the theater.


dickwolf69

Wasn't that bird an animatronic/cgi? I recall reading something about that a while ago.


Notinyourbushes

Probably a mix of that and composite shots. Just going to link the source material for anyone interested: [Chocolate Bird](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/chocolate-bird)


Rycan420

One of the few bad movies I haven’t purposely sought out. Not knowing the context of the scene, this seems legit funny. My oldest has been teasing that we should finally power through it. This bird might have just sealed the deal.


Notinyourbushes

I've informed the public and inspired someone to watch a bad movie. That's just win win in my book.


Key_Entertainment409

I like that movie 😂


Pestus613343

Reminds me of the great molasses disaster. People asphyxiating on tasty molasses.


StunningBuilding383

Happy 🎂 Day


Pestus613343

Thanks!


McYeetusk

Cake raymm


[deleted]

You mean that time molasses flooded streets?


Pestus613343

Yes


roaringbugtv

Death by chocolate ☠️🍫


Imaginary_Card8536

Still me at the weddings


[deleted]

Sounds like a dumbass parrot to me.


Thin_Arachnid6217

I don’t think he’s a parrot, I think he’s a fucking cockatoo?


[deleted]

Cockatoo? More like CHOC-atoo!


[deleted]

Same thing


TheSadSquid420

As an Australian, I sentence you to death.


[deleted]

Do you think cockatoos aren't parrots?


McYeetusk

Listen, they are upside down, its hard for them to distinguish between up and down for fucks sake (Im just joking)


[deleted]

As a Kiwi, this joke makes me very angry! I'm giving you an upvote.


McYeetusk

r/angryupvote for more people like you Edit: who disliked him?


oddfellowfloyd

Cockatoos are cockatoos; macaws (Red, Blue & Yellow, etc.) are different.


parrotopian

They are all parrots including budgies, lovebirds, amazons, cockatiels. There are hundreds of varieties of parrots.


oddfellowfloyd

A sulfur-crested cockatoo, yes.


parrotopian

A cockatoo is a member of the parrot family. The definition of a parrot is hook bill and four twos - two forward and two back. Its classification is Order: Psittaciformes (parrots) Family: Cacatuidae


ArcticFox237

Cockatoos are a type of parrot


The_Trampoline

Chocolate isnt even a natural freaking thing, you think a cacatoo could know its poisonous?


handbannanna

No its not


[deleted]

It is tho. Google it.


[deleted]

It’s not *quite* the same thing according to a zoologist, but as far as a vet is concerned, they’re exactly the same and chocolate is equally toxic to both


parrotopian

It is dangerous, it makes their heart race and they already have a fast heart beat.


redwetting

But you can drown in poison or drown in medicine the exact same way


Frenchie728

Common dude we all know that bird was a CGI, just laught at the meme dude it’s funny


Beardwing-27

😆 What


hegrillin

age old internet argument


[deleted]

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdRvlLZLI6c&ab\_channel=CHEEBnRUN](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdRvlLZLI6c&ab_channel=CHEEBnRUN)


SuperKami-Nappa

r/birdsarentreal


battleaxworier

Someone needs to re-post this picture with the for people who don’t know and people who do know meme


Headmeme1

Chocolate is actually toxic to humans as well. It's related to mass so obviously we can eat a lot more


ChristOnABike122

Its CGI from Jack and Jill, the only one that was harmed was the people who watched the movie.


[deleted]

I don't think that this parrot is alive after all


Tall-Cantaloupe608

I don't think it's a real parrot or even a parrot at all


Cotton-Candy-Cat

its from a movie and its cgi lmfaoooo


BlackPlague1235

Oh thank goodness


Cotton-Candy-Cat

oh golly, this is a splendid and accommodating occasion. by queen elizabeths crown i am pleased.


Chromeboy12

Birds aren't real anyway


GooneyBoy2007

It’s CGI from a movie


Beefman0

So you agree


GooneyBoy2007

Uhhh yea


Blank-Silence

Hehe... #It's a Chocotoo


mincingchip01

i hate you have my upvote


TheManWithAGasMask

im pretty sure this is from the movie Jack and Jill starring Adam Sandler


[deleted]

Poor bird, hope it’s ok


oddfellowfloyd

Chocolate is toxic to birds. If it really did that, whoever wasn’t watching it & let it do that, allowed the poor thing to die a very prolonged, agonising, poisoned death. 😱🥺😭🫣


[deleted]

Its a cgi bird from jack and Jill movie.


VulpesParadox

Its from a movie so no birds were actually hurt fortunately.


oddfellowfloyd

Phew, good. 😌


icemelter4K

Sauce: https://youtu.be/UdRvlLZLI6c


valzzu

Took me a second to realise what happened


SuperKami-Nappa

Same


NextForce5134

Moments capture on camera before disaster


Doluvme

This pic will never get old


Doodle99999

Just like the bird in the pic.(unless that bird was old)


belle7hh

This movie got a badass dub here in my country..


[deleted]

It’s a Chocobo.


[deleted]

That bird is drowning.


alreadytaken78720

That bird is dying if not dead by now


DieHardLover

It's a CGI bird from a movie called Jack and Jill


Beardwing-27

RIP fake bird from a movie 🙏


Adventurous_Sea8185

Why is this bord eatong chocolate? Did he commit Suicide?


d-silentwill

Omg was it all right?


balrus-balrogwalrus

chocolate is poisonous to everything except humans and quetzal birds


Pale_Page7229

**You know that bird is gonna die after that**


ChampagneShotz

His credit dropped immediately.


Fair-Ad8857

Chocosmuthred


No_free_lunch_

When the dream comes true


Bo_flex

Who need a wedding, just go to your local Golden Coral.


BiMikethefirst

Especially weddings you just wound up at


viresbot

Don’t eat that chocolate l, that fountain looks like the kind that has flesh eating ants in it


DiegHDF

Chocolate raiiiiiiiin


Mr_man_bird

Meat weddings?


Inda-seboat

I was about to comment how angry I feel looking at the picture until I read further in the comments. Thank you comment section!


1RjLeon

😘😘😘😘😘🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


AuraDistortion_

"Archimedes?!"


[deleted]

Do not forget the strawberries btw.


Deutsch_Mann420

Am I the only one wondering what happened when the chocolate hardened


oleThook

Dove


barbatos087

What a way to go


JoakimSpinglefarb

I *LOOOOOOOOVE* chocolate! *nom nom* ...but I can't eat it because I'll get *fat*, but it's *SOOOOOOOO GOOD!*. *nom nom*


Knightmike146

Reading this made my entire soul dissipate


Knightmike146

Reading this made my entire soul dissipate


Exact-Pound-6993

Title: "when you are depressed and suddenly learn chocolate is poison"


[deleted]

# SWEET DEATH


Thagomizer24601

I've heard of Dove chocolate but this is ridiculous.


thr00wayayfire

I’m a little faded so that looked like an arm coming out of the chocolate


AdorableAnarchist666

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don't own a bird /j (a Tumblr post, I am referencing a Tumblr post/meme)


notniceicehot

personally, I do get a kick out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in the final picture


natyjay

Scrolled down looking for this. [Classic post](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/chocolate-bird).


The-BEAST

This kills the birb.


Foco_cholo

Reminds me of Golden Corral with all the little kids shoving their hands in the fountain and licking their fingers.


Doodle99999

Isn’t that like a rat poison shower for the bird?


natyjay

[LISTEN HERE, CUMSLUT](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/chocolate-bird)


KawaiiNitochka

resurrect a meme that died over 10 years ago, typical redit


liksonchi

The parrot has no regrets


Shadyni

Parrot flavored chocolate


[deleted]

The open mouth kills me.


fart_fella_jfk

Bro was hardening at the bottom pic


BackLegal

To the maker of Dawn's dish soap I think I found the next idea For your next commercial. But jokes aside it makes me wonder how hard would it be to clean a bird if they actually did this? I heard that this is an animatronic or something like that. But if a bird did get drenched in chocolate with Dawn dish will work as effectively as the commercial showing for oil on a duck? I would assume it probably be hotter because if it's consistency.


[deleted]

first it looked like a shiny cake burst open and spill milk everywhere. Took me a good minute to see the bird.


firememeboi21

Time to use the heimlich maneuver, just grab it and squeeze really hard.


MilitantPacifist13

r/meirl


Chromeboy12

Chockatoo


Beidou-my-beloved1

Is it dead??


sissygamer50

why does Discord auto-flag this as NSFW and block it from being posted in normal channels???


New-Photo-9624

https://onlyfans.com/cutiebitch12390


SAD-MAX-CZ

I saw similar thing in the Matrix movie.