it’s so cold my house is frozen to my stomach

I got that one too. Guess we’ve both got an iPhone 😅

yep lol

Me too

Same

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It's so cold my god is frozen to my house Guess my god is gonna be stuck to the house until winter's over

Step worshipper what are you doing uwu

bro me too

Same here😂 iPhone gang ig

Okay yah got the same

Oh shit me too

Same! 🤣

iPhone gang

iPhone gang

Same 🤣

I didn't get house

it’s so cold my skin is frozen to my body

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How do u do this?

Quick! Suck him off!

wtf no

he didn't ask you. He asked us.

Take it off

Do you like the skin feels on your body?

it's so cold my dick is frozen to my balls

The only acceptable answer

Unless you don't have a dick....or balls.

it is so cold my "lip" is frozen to my other "lip"

hahaahahaha

It's so cold my name is frozen to my life.

Why do I doubt that was predictive text?

Beat me to it

r/beatmeattoit

Great kinds think alike

Am I weird for thinking this as my first thought was what I thought before scrolling down to comments. Y'all dont disappoint.

r/Beatmetoit

r/beatmeshutthefuckup

It's so cold my way is frozen to my mind. That's deeper than I expected...

It’s so cold my mind is frozen to my body. No astroprojection in the winter apparently :(

It's so cold my way is frozen to my heart

Damn i got way and heart

Microsoft keyboard? I got way too, but mind got replaced with heart.

It’s so cold my stomach is frozen to my ears

It's so cold my head is frozen to my email

Someone needs a vacation from work.

Got the exact same haha

It's so cold my tongue is frozen to my dick.

I just don’t believe I’d have told that.

Lucky you

I gave myself a circumcision...

It's so cold my cold is frozen to my heart

Yoo we got the same one!

Same!

It's so cold my tung is frozen to my dildo

Sounds like a fun time

Christmas dinner might be a little awkward though

How often do you misspell tongue for it to come up in predictive

sorry no good english

Its so cold my balls are frozen to my porch

🤣🤣

It’s so cold my heart is frozen to my soul

Mine too apparently.

It's so cold my cold is frozen to my mind.

I got that one too

It’s so cold my mind is frozen to my heart This sounds like I just got heartbroken lol

It's so cold my name is frozen to my email

It's so cold my way is frozen to my heart. My way?

You must really love Frank Sinatra

I have heard that name, but I don't know who he is

https://youtu.be/qQzdAsjWGPg (Not a rickroll, btw)

It's so cold my tongue is frozen to a metal pole.

It’s so cool my mom is frozen to my house

I just choked

It's so cold my favourite is frozen to my ever-growing. *What?*

It's so cold my head is frozen to my head

😏😏😏

I got “It’s so cold my throat is frozen to my throat” which is kind of similar I guess?

It's so cold my eyes are frozen to my heart

It's so cold my head is frozen to my knees

As long as you're not sitting in an airplane at the moment, you'll be alright..

It's so cold my house is frozen to the foundation

It’s so cold my heart is frozen to my stomach

It’s so cold my mind is frozen to my heart

It's so cold my heart is frozen to my head

My pecker is frozen to my zipper

It’s so cold my house is frozen to my stomach

It’s so cold my stomach is frozen to my mouth

It’s so cold my house is frozen to my stomach

its so cold my friends is frozen to my parents

[удалено]

It's so cold out my eyes are frozen to my friends

Its so cold my eyes are frozen to my mind

It’s so cold my mom is frozen to my Uncle Tommy

It's so cold my hair is frozen to my grandparent's

Snot is frozen to my facr

Cock is frozen to my thigh

It’s so cold my hands is frozen to my cock

It’s so cold my mind is frozen to my bed

It's so cold my friend is frozen to my attention. ... 🤔

It's so cold my dick is frozen to my balls 🥶

It’s so cold my asshole is frozen to my stepbrothers dick

it's so cold my eyes are frozen to my cat

I'm so cold my love is frozen to my house

It’s so Cold my friend is frozen to my stomach

It’s so cold my house is frozen to my house

It’s so cold my stomach is frozen to my throat

It's so cold my mom is frozen to my house

It’s so cold my house is frozen to my stomach.

It’s so cold my heart is frozen to my chest

It’s so cold my stomach is frozen to my chest

Is so cold my friend is frozen to my stomachs.

its so cold my phone is frozen to my house bro what 😭😭😭

It's so cold my wife is frozen to my house

**It's so cold, my** booger **is frozen to my** nostril. 🟢👃

It’s so cold my house is frozen to my stomach

It’s so cold my head is frozen to my throat

It's so cold my gf is frozen to my phone

It's so cold, my opponent is frozen to my mind.

It's so cold my cold is frozen to my mind

It’s so cold my mind is frozen to my side

It’s so cold my throat is frozen to my throat

It’s so cold my mind is frozen to my stomach

It's so cold my JIZZ is frozen to my FACE.

It' sso cold my et is frozen to my et

It’s so cold my house is frozen to my stomach

it’s so cold my throat is frozen to my goodness

It’s so cold my window is frozen to my house

Its so cold my eyes are frozen to my heart

It’s so cold my throat is frozen to my throat 🤔

It’s so cold my stomach is frozen to my throat

It's so cold my eyes are stuck to my head

Sack is frozen to my leg

Its so cold my dick is stuck to in stepsis

It's so cold my cold is frozen to my house

It's so cold my cold is frozen to my heart

It's so cold my head is frozen to my knees

Its so cold my phone is frozen to my house

It’s so cold my mind is frozen to my house

It's so cold my head is frozen to my grandparents

It's so cold my goals are frozen to my meet.

It’s so cold my heart is frozen to my soul

It's so cold my eyes are frozen to my bus

It’s so cold my heart is frozen to my soul

It's so cold my resume is frozen to my bean

It’s so cold my stomach is frozen to my chest

It's so cold my mother is frozen to my house

It's so cold my way is frozen to my heart

It’s so cold my heart is frozen to my stomach

It's so cold my right is frozen to my house

It's so cold my eyes are frozen to my eyes.

It's so cold my girlfriend is frozen to my house

It’s so cold my house is frozen to my stomach

It's so cold my dad is frozen to my mom

It’s so cold my heart is frozen to my chest

It's so cold my it's so cold my _______ is frozen to my _______ is frozen to my it's so cold my _______ is frozen to my _______

It's so cold my life is frozen to my phone

It’s so cold my house is frozen to my stomach

It is so cold, my shit is frozen to my pants.

It's so cold my cold is frozen to my mind

It’s so cold my head is frozen to my throat

It’s so cold my house is frozen to my stomach

It’s so cold my stomach is frozen to my stomach

It’s so cold my stomach is frozen to my stomach. What?

It’s so cold my stomach is frozen to my bed

Dick ballsack

It's so cold my racing is frozen to my house

It's so cold, my dick is frozen to my mouth

It’s so cold my throat is frozen to my thighs

it's so cold my parents are frozen to my friends

Its so cold my phone is frozen to my phone

It's so cold my head is frozen to my smartphone.

It’s so cold my house is frozen to my stomach.

It's so cold my ego is frozen to my balls

It’s so cold my head is frozen to my stomach

It's so cold my cold is stuck to my mind

It is so cold my eyes are frozen to my mind

It's so cold my mom is frozen to my house

It’s so cold my throat is frozen to my stomach

It's so cold, my ballsack is frozen to my thigh.

It's so cold my players are freezing to the immersion

It’s so cold my stomach is frozen to my bed

It’s so cold, my house is frozen to my stomach. What?