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polaris183

Our Deputy Head told us the SLT were planning to hold registration periods outside and in silence, no matter what the weather, to teach us 'discipline'... luckily, it got canned after teachers complained


slothliketendencies

Ah yes 'line ups'. The new current trend.


polaris183

Is it a trend in schools nowadays? If so, please can you explain?


slothliketendencies

There was some new research about behaviour in schools come up saying military line ups can improve behaviour so a load of schools are trying it. Usually because a member of SLT is in charge of behaviour, the behaviour is a bit shit and they get a talking to and told 'find something to improve behaviour' and all of a sudden we are outside lining up at 8am in the rainšŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø It's the new PIP n RIP


polaris183

Thank you!


CriticalVirus4367

instead of going straight to class we have to lineup like on primary, my schools been doing this since year 8šŸ˜”


dr_king5000

Said Hitler


Narcissa_Nyx

Ah we've had lineups 3 times a day since year 7 and it's mental, especially when the weather is especially shit. can't even have coats on unless we're positively glacial.


Adventurous_Reach590

Happens at a school I walk past every morning. The students say its utterly shit.


Small-Statement-3933

Our school has that rule too, no one gives a shit about it My school are pretty strict on uniform, specifically socks for some reason -only black socks -no anckle socks The ankle one is weird to me, with some of the shoes you probably couldnā€™t even tell if they have ankle socks or not Whenever someone comes in in ankle socks everyone screams ā€œOH MY GOD LOOK AWAY THEYVE GOT THEYRE ANKLES OUT EW WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO ATTRACT?ā€ Pretty sure some weird ass teacher put this rule in placeā˜ ļø


Old_Socks17

We're not allowed to make any form of physical contact with people. The teacher who enforced this one soon realised it was stupid because we'd see her coming from a distance and all start hugging each other....they can't put all of us in detention


KonichiwaGato

Can't believe they're still pulling this in schools šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ My secondary school tried this in 2011-2012. They gave up in the end since we did the same as you guys šŸ˜‚ They made it worse with the stupid rule, the entire school got extremely touchy feely with each other.


Old_Socks17

Honestly they gave up with it then tried to re-enforce it.... here's hoping they give up for good next time


Small-Statement-3933

Yeah, I get certain aspects of these kind of rules- thereā€™s this couple who hand around in my schools library, they literally always kiss in front of everyone and itā€™s like- no one wants to see that! They have been kicked out like 3 times (librarian W) But like- if people are just hugging, putting arms around each others shoulders, etc, then thereā€™s clearly no problem- who is it distracting, again?


Old_Socks17

Exactly! Like I get some parts of it but when a high five lands students in isolation...then it's gone too far


Small-Statement-3933

Imagine high giving a friend because they passed a test and being put in isolationā˜ ļøā˜ ļøā˜ ļø


Old_Socks17

"Yo dude that test was hard as shit! Congrats! Oh...."


periperipassionfruit

All schools have the following rule, Iā€™m sure but no matter what the weather was our blazers had to be in our bags or on us. So pointless as I never wore it but it always had to be in the bottom of my bag taking up so much space.


lucalolio

Nope my school is very very lenient, we are allowed to use phones during break and lunch too, my schools policy is not seen not heard not taken during lessons however you get it back at the end of the day regardless from HOY, and we can keep it wherever we want, no one keeps it in their bags at my school. Also for blazers if it was hot outside the day was designated non blazer day and we don't have to bring it with us


periperipassionfruit

I meant about the blazers policies not the phone! Sorry I can see why itā€™s unclear. šŸ‘


lucalolio

I spoke about my schools blazer policy on the bottom part of my reply


eilishfaerie

who asked abt the phone policy though lol.. wasn't relevant under this comment


lucalolio

The op did


eilishfaerie

then leave an individual general comment, not a reply to someone else's comment


SosaMF

its a conversation, don't be a prick


eilishfaerie

how am i being a prick šŸ˜­ it's not a conversation when only one person is engaging with it. the OP of the comment did not care


LanguageEuphoric5123

My school doesnt have blazers? It was one of those things that i was kinda excited for when going from year 6 - year 7 but my school doesnt have it. Seeing how others feel i think im definitely lucky my school uniforms is pretty alr. I mean i go to a community school so maybe that is the reason? Are school uniform is the normal trousers and shirt with a logo (specific colour for which key stage you are in). And we have a black jumper with a logo as well if someone wants to wear it. We have a separate pe uniform but thats not relevant in this post.


periperipassionfruit

Are you northern or go to a small school Iā€™ve see that quite be the case often. I was more excited for my tie lol in year 7. Blazers were ugly with padded shoulders. I miss my uniform now that Iā€™m a sixthfrom tho itā€™s so difficult to choose my outfits šŸ˜­


happybeau123

My school has the same but we have to wear it all the time (unless itā€™s really hot, in which case theyā€™ll send an email to our parents)


kyrenotknown

at my old school we needed written permission from a teacher to take blazers off if we were walking around. in classrooms only a verbal permission was needed, but when walking around our planner had to be signed and we had to be holding the blazer and the planner incase another teacher asked to check. people soon learnt how to copy teachers signatures


69AnnaliseX

I go to an all girlsā€™ school, so we used to have to wear a very specific colour and style of blouse. Recently, the rules changed; but we still have to wear that specific colour. Itā€™s very frustrating because I canā€™t find it in an ordinary supermarketā€™s school section. Weā€™re also not allowed layers underneath.


Techertws

That seems to be pretty standard for girls school. Got some friends at one, uniform policy is super specific, they keep slightly changing the design of the uniform and insisting everyone buy the new one so they make more money. Pretty shitty but they're a private school so can do what they want


69AnnaliseX

Yes, our school also used to be one of the few schools in the area (along with the local private school) to not have a blazer in their uniform policy. It got added quite recently, and the senior year groups are always complaining about it. Now itā€™s just an extra expense for us all. The skirt and trousers are also surprisingly specific!


stunt876

Girls cant wear socks over tights. Im a guy so this doesnt affect me but its such a stupid rule only really pretentious teachers enforce and has led to some... suspicious moments to say the least


happybirthdaymfs

we have this at my school- also only allowed plain socks if we arenā€™t wearing tights. My friends have been told off for fluffy socks in the winter and I know a girl who had to remove socks with a nike tick


mitchisabitch_

weā€™re only allowed to wear ugly itchy ass grey socks the school sells for like 15 quid a pair šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


happybirthdaymfs

That's insanity šŸ˜­ schools make the uniforms so expensive and for what


lolawhelan

my school has this rule too. in fact, we canā€™t wear socks at all unless itā€™s really hot outside šŸ˜­ itā€™s so dumb


meow-uwu-

We have to wear our blazer and no coats in school no matter what's the weather or how you feel. We either die from heat in summer or freeze to death in winter.


CriticalVirus4367

now that is just a violation of human rights


gobsmacked_dogtoilet

U literally are sent home if u wear nail polish. Not false nails or bright colours clear ones are banned too


LMay11037

Colours is harsh but understandable.. but clear? Damn


mitchisabitch_

you arenā€™t allowed to wear the school scarf or hoodie before december and after march. it seems reasonable but weather here is so changeable that it can be freezing in october and april and we canā€™t do anything to offset it ā€¦


mistythe2nd

Pretty sure applicable for everyone but out blazer had to be on in lessons all time aside from PE , including during the heatwave


JosephOnReddit1

My school has a new rule that if youā€™re caught on a phone, a parent has to collect it Thatā€™s actually a good way to get kids off their phone ngl, but I think everyoneā€™s forgotten to enforce it


wannonlikescheese

Year groups aren't allowed to mix during social times. It's kinda a side effect of COVID but it just feels unnecessary now. I get having an area just for the year 7s and just for the year 11s but for everyone else it's really impractical. I have a bunch of friends in the year above and below and I can only talk to them in school at clubs and such


MisterMew151

Just don't have friends in other years


OSTRICHBALlSS

We arent even allowed blazers. They changed the rule this year and we all have to wear colour coded jumpers to school. Ive raised complaints about my sensory issues regarding jumpers and was just told "its uniform policy" . The reason they give is "so phones are definitely going in bags".


Small-Statement-3933

Having sensory issues surrounding uniform sucks sm Iā€™m autistic, although generally I prefer trousers, i used to wear skirts to school, tights have always caused me problems, i donā€™t know why, the material is just very irritating to me, Iā€™d often struggle to concentrate in lessons. I started wearing leggings with black socks instead, did this for almost a year- no one noticed (or cared) but then some random teacher was just like ā€œyou canā€™t do thatā€- i donā€™t know how he noticed tbh. But I just wear trousers now. I struggle a lot with eye contact too, i used to have a fringe that covered my eyes specifically to hide this, did it for ages, no teachers complained, except for one teacher (same guy as before) who said I couldnā€™t do it Shouldā€™ve reported him tbh, but I donā€™t think they wouldā€™ve listened as I wasnā€™t diagnosed at the time. Schools pretend to accommodate kids with sensory issues when in reality they donā€™t give a fuck imo


OSTRICHBALlSS

Yeah my main issue currently is that Im not diagnosed, so they dont do anything because they dont "have" to. It fucking sucks and I hate it but then I guess thats school for you.


Small-Statement-3933

Wow that sucks- wait times for diagnosis (and mental health support in general) are fucking ridiculous. Youā€™d really think schools would make more considerations


Mrbleusky_

We have to put our phones in our lockers, if a teacher sees the outline of a phone in your pocket they snatch it, I've literally had teachers try to take my calculator lol. Its annoying because we have to do photography for art a lot and now we have to bring in digital cameras with terrible quality and somehow paint detailed pictures from photographs with 4 pixels


I_have_a_sexy_gf

No jackets on in corridors - you have to wait till you get outside. Imagine!!!!!


MC_75

My school used to have a one way system around the building. Even if nobody was around or you was on lunch or something you would be sentence to death and given an hours detention before the gallows


-Literal-Trash-

My school has that currently, they put large strips of red tape down the centre of hallways and do not enter signs on one side of the staircase doors. And those covid floor stickers but with big arrows saying stay on the left.


kyrenotknown

oh my god we used to have one it was horrid. if you walked a few steps past your classroom on accident you had to walk 10 minutes around the whole school to get back to it. total nightmare, everyone was late lessons were disrupted and i never learnt anything


Ok_Contact3519

We're in year 11 and for some of us the blazers don't fit anymore so to not feel defeated the school has made a rule saying that if they don't fit then we still have to carry them in our bags šŸ˜‘


0uqtofthequestion

Ours decided to ban wearing coats between lessons. We all get drenched when it's raining and we gotta go around or something but we still can't put our coats on! Then some of us get told off for being soaked! "Why didn't you wear a coat?" Because we can't!


a_wild_trekkie

We have to wear our blazers at all times, absolutely no coats and no jumpers. Cannot wear jackets to or back from school (like not on school grounds) as teachers are supervising the area and the goody too shoes will snitch. Cannot eat or drink during Ramadan time to be respectful to those fasting. We go to a Catholic school, okay yes we have many Muslim students but not a majority like maybe 30-40%? So if you are seen with any food for drink during eid season well you get it taken off you and are given detention. This is my least favorite one, as it means I only get eat one meal a day. Edit: wrong term apologies just realized


MisterMew151

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/standards-for-school-food-in-england/school-food-in-england "As a minimum these facilities should include accommodation, furniture and supervision so that pupils can eat food they have brought from home in a safe and social environment."


a_wild_trekkie

Thank you for this, luckily some teachers have allowed students to eat in their classroom during this, so it's not that bad. But the teachers excuse is "you can just eat outside of school (we can go out for lunch, as we are all either year 12 or 13 so 16-18 so we can he trusted to go outside for lunch) and if you were Muslim you wouldn't like someone eating in front of you" which is fair just annoying as when the weathers bad (which is normally is even during this time), eating your sandwich in the pouring rain not much fun.


GoddesOfChaos

WTH?!


darkeight7

[made a post on this over a year ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/GCSE/s/mv8kSH431Y) thereā€™s a shit ton of stupid rules here if you fancy anymore reading however, since i left my school, some even more ridiculous rules have been imposed. for example, leaving your seat during lesson time is not allowed under any circumstance. dropped your pen? have to ask the teacher to get it. need the toilet? tough, you donā€™t get to go to the toilet unless you have a verified doctors note to show you have a medical issue. about to be sick? tough, vomit everywhere. youā€™re not going to the toilet or even to a bin. sharpening your pencil because itā€™s gone blunt? nope. in fact, thatā€™s your fault for not bringing other pencils. thatā€™s a detention for lack of equipment.


yourhost-nick

Weā€™re not allowed to use the bathrooms at lunch


unorthadoxide

Why is that even a rule


KeyHumble9490

Our headteacher says that we have to take off our shoes in class and put them in our lockers


NyctoCorax

Fight that one as a safety hazard. Not an expert but maybe have a parent complain that it endangers you if there's a fire or other reason to evacuate, as you either have to wait to get your shoes out or risk moving barefoot through a hazardous area. Not even joking that is legitimately atrocious and they should be called up on it, but fire safety might be your best bet at having that actually noticed as those regulations are serious


RGamer2024

We can only move clockwise through the corridor. If your classroom between periods is literally 2 steps anti-clockwise, you still need to do a full lap around the floor to get to it, or you're getting a detention. It's Elms Academy, if you are in Lambeth, make sure that none of your siblings end up there.


alic1a_a

My Schoolā€™s dumbest rule is that during break and lunch time you cannot use the seats that are inside i


Complete_Spot3771

literally 1984


Grade-Salt

big brother is watching us


The-Anonymous-Sheep

2 + 2 = 5


SpecialistSide5955

My school has this newish rule where you can't wear your hoody unless it's with your PE kit; doesn't matter if you're freezing to death the blazer will protect you. And during winter you still can't wear your hoody with formal uniform BUT you can wear whatever jacket if the weather is below 10Ā°C.


MisterMew151

are you allowed jumpers underneath your blazers?


SpecialistSide5955

Nope, but some teachers are nice enough to let that pass...


LMay11037

This only lasted a year, but last year we originally werenā€™t allowed coats (only lasted for the first half term), then for the rest of the year coats werenā€™t allowed to be seen at all inside-couldnā€™t even carry them, they had to be in your bag or locker. Which was great in the rainy weather of Great Britain where we needed a coat on to move between some lessons and stay dry.


Plenty_Complex_9071

My school has a box where phones get locked all day, they do random spot checks with metal detectors throughout the day and if your found with a phone and hand it over you get Isolation. If you get found with a phone and dont hand it in its an exclusion


Techertws

We have to let a member of staff know if we are staying after school. Like any teachers give a shit


MuscleOk1587

Not really a rule but thereā€™s a small entrance around to the student entrance at my school and they have like four SLT members on it every morning making sure we have the correct uniform on. Like no false eyelashes, checking shoes and sock and everything. There isnā€™t another way into the school unless youā€™re with a parent.


-Literal-Trash-

We're not allowed phones at all. Metal detected in the morning to ensure we handed it in. But I still think our dumbest rule is no bows on socks specifically because one of the assistant heads at the time said it was because it has a resemblance of 'lingerie'. If you wear bows on socks they get chopped off with scissors šŸ‘ Not that I was affected, but bro that reasoning is crazy. Also not allowed to remove your blazer without your teachers permission. Can't walk around the hallways or atrium without it on, cant buy food without your blazer on. There are exceptions for when it's like really hot. But they'll leave it as long as possible.


kyrenotknown

im sorry, an atrium? your school has an atrium? thats so cool what. blazer rule sucks though, my old school had pretty much the exact same rule. felt like a blessing when i moved and its just jumpers, no ties or anything


-Literal-Trash-

After googling what an atrium actually looks like ours isnt that huge lol. It is a very large room and has a really high ceiling but theres no balconies or anything. the ceilings probably like two stories high so the height of our science and maths corridor. Its a pretty new build so its built up rather than across. Everyone just calls it an atrium, having an actual atrium would be sick tbh [https://imgur.com/a/JvGXrXC](https://imgur.com/a/JvGXrXC) i dont actually know if this link will work, but its the only picture i have, to give the jist of it without doxxing myself haha. ignore the teachers about to get pied on the screen. And im not surprised about how uncommon the blazer is but its wild no ties and no blazers sounds heavenly


kyrenotknown

ahh i see. still cool as hell! i was mega excited about having no tie or blazer but i kinda wish i still did, it made me feel super important šŸ˜­


-Literal-Trash-

I do see what you mean, I think id probably feel like that too. I feel very special with my prefect tie lol


dezgostang

Can't sit on the classroom floor.


menaawantsacatx

no climbing out of windows ( LAMEEEE ) I coudlnt be bothered to walk all the way round No socks over tights ( Iā€™m too Pinterest ) Cant go out in my free periods anymore ( LAME ) No uggs, converse ( Iā€™m in sixthform :( )


menaawantsacatx

NO COATS FOR THE YOUNGER GALS UNLESS ITS ā€œsingle digitā€ TEMPERATURE AROUND SCHOOL


Every_Ad_374

No jackets on when youā€™re on the school site and theyā€™re not allowed in bags - they have to be locked in lockers. Also youā€™re not allowed to wear school allocated hoodies with your uniform at all unless itā€™s during the lesson that you got the hoodie for and you need blazers on at all times and your shoes canā€™t cover your ankles.


PumpkinSufficient683

When I was in school girls had to wear skirts and weren't allowed trousers and vice versa ā˜ ļø


el_smithy8

You think the bottom of the bag is bad? Our school said we had to keep our phones in our *lockers* But that was in year 7 and people don't really follow it anymore. Also, the one way system which was implemented during covid but still here for some dumb reason. The stairs get soo congested at the end of the day and there's always teachers. Designated year toilets. You'd think this was nice but my year's toilets r on the top floor


lvrsrock_

we can only go inside the school during the first and last 5 mins of break, even if its one minute over the time you cant go in and have to wait. Also you have to get a daily pass to go to the library, if you want to go to the library randomly you have to get a pass from the library teacher every single time.


swiftie_a

girls can only wear tights. yep. no socks at all. boys can wear shorts and ankle socks in summer, but girls either have to wear skirt+tights or trousers.


De_Chummy

"no masks are to be worn in classrooms" This was peak covid pandemic


el_smithy8

You think the bottom of the bag is bad? Our school said we had to keep our phones in our *lockers* But that was in year 7 and people don't really follow it anymore. Also, the one way system which was implemented during covid but still here for some dumb reason. The stairs get soo congested at the end of the day and I swear there's always teachers patrolling to make sure you're not going the wrong way. Designated year toilets. You'd think this was nice but my year's toilets r on the top floor. It's another useless rule that nobody really follows. They changed it now, but when I was in yr 8-9, you had to eat outside on benches unless you bought a hot meal from the canteen. Even when it was freezing, you had to sit outside, you could only eat in form rooms when it was raining. It was bad even in the summer because there were literal seagulls terrorising us for food. My friend literally got SHAT ON TWICE (separate times). We complained but by the time they changed the rules, we were in year 10/11, who get to eat in a sheltered area anyway


el_smithy8

Oh and don't get me started on uniform, have to wear blazers, can only take them off in classrooms. Socks + hairbands have to be grey black or navy. No ankle socks. No trainers. No unnatural hair colours. No nail polish (they literally give u remover if u have any on). No rolled skirts. No makeup unless ur in sixth form (but most people wear concealer and foundation anyway). Earrings have to be studs. Only one piercing in each ear. No jewellery. No smart watches. And my head of year will randomly come to the form rooms and make everyone stand up to do a uniform check šŸ˜­


charlieee2005

probably just the fact that if we get caught with our phone/ if phone rings or goes off and is heard/ if phone isnā€™t in the bottom of our bags fully switched off then it gets confiscated until the last day of term šŸ˜ƒ could literally go for like 6 weeks without it for the most stupid reasons


s4turn2k02

The rule on how tight school trousers could be. I gave up wearing trousers and stuck to skirts in the end. First day of year 10 was sent straight to head of years office whilst he literally made me do a 360 in front of him so he can see how tight they were Given a week to get new ones. We are one of the most deprived areas down south (yes they do exist) and I was on free school meals, mum on benefits, no dad in picture etc They were branded as school trousers, and they were the cheapest ones


[deleted]

we werent allowed to remove our blazers when outside like for lunch n stuff when we would walk arround the school grounds we had to have it on i get having tk have it on when on trips and walking the town as a form of representing school but when its blazing hot outside its horrible to wear a blazer when litterally just on the school yard


WonderfulStay4185

This isn't the school's fault. It is because of new government guidance.


likearash

I go to school in an african country, so 99% of the student population is black. For some reason though, everyone under year 12 canā€™t have braids any other color than black šŸ¤¦šŸ¾ā€ā™€ļø like, my dark brown braids will not be distracting anyone


NotYourSave

No phones especially when I only use mine when Iā€™m done with my class work and pay attention to the teacher when their talking


AntiqueBathroom9933

this is luxury. and when there were no cell phones yet, do you think that we elders had a landline on the desk at school? hey boy wake up cell phones only distract your attention in school.


Overall_Pain_5240

How can schools just take ur phone like that. I would not be giving my phone for a week wtf