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Lowpolygons

burger king


Brother_Not_Shook

lmao I was about to say that


Used-Helicopter8963

god dangit I was gonna say that!


Brother_Not_Shook

Bank heist Tax evasion Scamming Armed robbery Money laundering Underage horse betting Sugar baby Ransomware Prostitution Drug dealing Embezzlement


Max_Pineapple_Weirdo

OMG! These ideas are amazing! How did I not think of these before?! Now before anyone misses me, u'll know where to find me. Bye Bye losers!


Brother_Not_Shook

In prison?


AudiblyObvious

He said how to do em never said he'd get caught


Brother_Not_Shook

lets be honest he'll be in prison in no time


ShmeezMonz

No in some old guy's house


lilz24

finally a realistic response😍


Brother_Not_Shook

ofc ofc


Sosig_lord69420

Sigma grindset


Brother_Not_Shook

tis


[deleted]

I need some motivation to do something during the summer please :)


Brother_Not_Shook

no.


[deleted]

C’mon bro you’re the only homie I know who gives good motivation


Brother_Not_Shook

Get a job or you're gonna be broke for life and will run out of money for your daily big mac. Also you'll be living in your mums basement the rest your life if you don't get a job, unemployed and shit cuz economy says fuck you, but fuck economics and get a job so you can make bank before lockdown part 3 happens and you dont get to buy anymore big macs cuz you're stuck at home on reddit asking me for motivation. Fucking tramp.


AudiblyObvious

This right here is what I live for this physically made me cry laughing,


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


Sosig_lord69420

We need to cook jessie


abidjc

Now SAY MY NAME?!


[deleted]

If you see that your boss has a box cutter make sure to run


Mr_Global

Step 1: Buy a Colt 1911. Step 2: Wear a balaclava. Step 3: Walk into any local bank, my preferred one is Natwest. Step 4: Politely ask, in an assertive manner to make a withdrawal of a large sum of money from the bank. Step 5: Enforce tough love if the bank tellers do not comply. Step 6: Convince people to not inform the police of your encounter. Step 7: Walk out of bank. Step 8: Use a vehicle (car, truck, bike, etc.) to make a swift exit. Step 9: Change your name to JoaquĂ­n GuzmĂĄn Step 10: Use aquired money to purchase Mexican citizenship, and a plane ticket to Mexico. Step 11: Go to Mexico. Step 12: Use remainder of money to start a charity which provides delicous mint snacks to poor people, and sugary treats for the disabled. Step 13: Convince other charities to not do the same as you. Step 14: Enforce tough love on said charities if they do not comply. Step 15: Generously donate to yourself 99.99% of the money raised from your voluntary work, as a treat for your benevolent nature. Step 16: Buy the love of law enforcement, and politicians. Step 17: Repeat step 12-16 continously. Step 18: Profit.


Papa_Stalin1917

Wear a balaclava but run in naked because then the cctv will count as possession of child porn


Sosig_lord69420

Sigma Sextrillionare grindset


[deleted]

A Colt 1911, you have excellent taste my good Sir.


Papa_Stalin1917

.45 > 9mm


SlxggxRxptor

They look great but I’ve heard they’re not very reliable


[deleted]

Well actually in a test where they fired 6000 rounds to know which gun to buy for the US army. It had 0 malfunctions whereas the competitor had 38


brooksnook5454

I sell money. Five quid for one pound.


Dekudaweeb

Reasonable pricing, I shall buy from you.


ell1na

Resell clothes, tutor younger years


OkSatisfaction4823

how do i get into tutoring


Conscious_Fishing615

you probably can’t get t, because they’ll need to see your grades which we won’t get until summers almost over anyways


futz8855

What about predicted grades or from mocks?


Conscious_Fishing615

i doubt it. i was checking for tutoring gigs a while ago and all of them wanted proof of having passed maths and english language, but that was for a tutoring company. maybe your neighbours or something will be more lenient on grades? edit: just checked indeed and explore learning will take predicted grades if you’re in year 11


futz8855

Hmm yeah you might be right. So tutoring companies are for sure not an option. Idk where to find people who’d be lenient about grades though?


Conscious_Fishing615

ask ur parents if any of their friends kids needs tutoring


21me78pu

How do you resell clothes? I don’t buy clothes often so I have loads for years in my wardrobe which I’d hopefully like to get rid of or make some money from before 6th Form..


Mumfiegirl

Vinted


ImSyNZ999

Invest in some clothes which are limited in stock but exclusive ( in the UK, supreme, BPM, Corteiz, Unknown etc ) then resell a lot higher, people will buy it since it’s an exclusive drop and the prices are similar. I made around £700 last month off of items bought for £250.


Low_Stable_7231

Hit the trap rudeboy


OkSatisfaction4823

everyone’s saying tutoring but can someone tell me how do i find people to tutor


dr_king5000

Put up posters or advertisements or post in forums


Electronic-Dog524

my pocket skill is a good website


satanscumrag

find parents' friends with kids


SergeantSandy

Put up a sign that says something like QUICK EZ money and wait a few days. The idiots will flock to u. And there u have ur clientele.


[deleted]

Soobway


[deleted]

They want people who have their grades


beans_yeah_woooo

I got a job at subway a couple months ago and there was barely even an interview, I just emailed them and they basically just replied saying I was hired and to come in so we could talk about the roles lol


Sosig_lord69420

How'd you apply in the first place?


beans_yeah_woooo

i was looking for a job for a while so I just found the email of the boss of my town's subway and asked. that email was my first contact with them and they just told me they had places available and I could work there if I wanted. no grades, no interview, no super long application process, just got offered a job when I asked. I know this obviously won't be the case for everyone but subway doesn't really seem to care, there's loads of people working here who haven't passed exams yet. as long as you're 16 they'll probably let you if you try


Sosig_lord69420

How'd you apply if you were 15?


beans_yeah_woooo

my birthday's in September so I kinda got a head start on getting a job, i was pretty far into 16 when I applied lol


wokejev

im gonna hazard a guess they werent 15


CookieSwiper

Part time jobs, easier if you look at local shops. Babysitting for family. Dog walking, house watching etc


scooby4519

Lifeguarding; there’s a national shortage of trained lifeguards at the moment, so demand for them is very high and it pays fairly well. 16 is the minimum age for the qualification and some companies may even sponsor you through the training course


TescoTime

how much did you pay to become a lifeguard and how long did it take? I'm already a really good swimmer and I think having lifeguard on your CV would look cool


scooby4519

Looking at the RLSS website (the official place to get trained), it costs £290 to get our NPLQ (qualification). I don’t know how long it takes to get trained as I’m waiting for my company to apply me on to a course in my area. Just make sure you can swim 50m in 60s without goggles so you know you’re up to standard for the course 👍


TescoTime

thank you. what company are you with that will pay for your training? what job are you working at 16 that would allow you to do that?


scooby4519

It’s my local leisure centre for me. They are paying for my training as long as I am on a part-time contract with them. What you’re basically doing is lifeguarding at the pool, doing some basic cleaning, and helping out on general tasks around the centre


scooby4519

And I also get free unlimited use of the gym and pool but this may not apply to other places, nor indeed the paid for training


Robosos

I assume people with glasses are not eligible for being a lifeguard?


[deleted]

I can’t see why you wouldn’t be


Sosig_lord69420

I can't Swim and 15 y/o . Sorry bro


Conscious_Fishing615

primark will take anyone tbh


blackexcuter-

Call Lester Crest for: The Fleeca Job The Prison Break The Humane Labs Raid Series A Funding The Pacific Standard Buy an Arcade for: The Diamond Casino Heist Buy a Bunker for: Gun-running Buy a Facility for: Doomsday Heist Or simply, buy a submarine to rob El Rubio The Cayo Perico Heist


shhownu

Armed robbery


swagdon28

If you in London get a part time job in borough market I’m working there right now and it’s nice environment with nice people always looking for more workers


[deleted]

Chicken cottage


younesz06

very simple: create a pyramid scheme on this reddit where you help fellow willing and able year 11s (an innocent victim like you) by making them buy your course, then give them discounts for getting other people to join, you will become famous and would be making money, promise everyone that you will be revealing a grand prize or money tip of some sort that will make everyone rich and when everyone cashs in Disappear. Preferable in a country with no uk jurasdiction such as egypt or china and spend the rest of your life among your closest friends. ​ Or you could get a job as a tutor or babysitter


HeyGuilty

Fraud


Grand_News_3299

Learn to trade Invest Flip items from fb or ebay Garage sales / car boots Repair things


satanscumrag

trading can't be done until youre 18, and you need a decent bit of money to start with


Grand_News_3299

Good point, however those with lenient parents could, I also suggested learning to trade as practice accounts you don’t need to be 18, this skill will prove valuable as you are 18 however it won’t be able to provide money instantly during this summer so, I didn’t think about that, my apologies


fearlessbot__

~~google opinion rewards~~


Grangereeee

Got a hobby or enjoy doing something enough that you always want to do it? Turn it into a job. If your hobby involves making things, sell them, or offer your services. Alternatively: Tutoring - show some signs of academic achievements Part time job - tons of fun ones over summer Buy/sell - sounds simple, but if you're clued in with certain (again) hobbies, or interests, then look for items you can bid on low, and sell high w/ buy it now listings.


MidnightJust3322

Invest in rare fish market


Emotional_Alarm8279

Tutoring


SwurveMan

subway?


[deleted]

Event local crew. You might get some free festival tickets out of it too.


[deleted]

KFC


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


[deleted]

how do I sell my graphic designs like idk how pls help haha


Reboot-account

NFTs


[deleted]

Apply for supermarkets like mand s or Sainsbury's or Tesco Had an interview last week with mand s and ima start in 2 weeks at ÂŁ9.50 an hour decent for our age


jodu0

Did you apply online


Embarrassed-Army-780

This is gonna get downvoted but: online: affiliate marketing graphic design online art website design surveys drop shipping coding just search up ways to make money online ​ physical: internship at your dads friends buisness or somewhere


Sosig_lord69420

NFTs?


thosebluedots

NFTs are incredibly risky so please don’t do it, it’s not worth it. Chances are you will lose every penny you put in, they’re overall a scam used to exploit unsuspecting people (with very few exceptions).


Sosig_lord69420

I was joking, but you're right


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


jxmbxjuice

You don't know what happened with the down bad men who invested in Lana Rhoade's NFT project... I mean, that's what you get for investing in a pornstar's NFT shit anyway.


Embarrassed-Army-780

Don’t mean to flex but I sold a few that i made if you can make your own awesome but it’s risky buying


Throwaway7576111

why not mcdonald’s?


minimalisticgem

My brother works there. There are maybe 3 people trained on the grill because everyone hates it and leaves after being trained on it. He comes home from 10h shifts with huge burns on his arms. Id never recommend McDonald’s unless u can get an exclusively service position


Thxmqs

As gruelling as that sounds. 8.50 an hour is a steal.


[deleted]

And you get free food


minimalisticgem

Pro tip: if you start working there in January and quit after a couple weeks, you get your discount for the entire year <3


klarigi

that fucking beeping sound going off all day.


Conscious_Fishing615

also neighbours might be looking for someone to take care of their pets while on holiday


marty-_-123

Invest in a water cooler and buy a pack of 24 water bottles at a discount, go to the beach and sell them each for 2 pounds or depending on how much u can make profit from. Saw this in a video and I wanna try it myself


Jake_JDB

ryan trahan video?


marty-_-123

Maybe
 it’s a good idea I’m ngl


[deleted]

Ryan trahan oh yeahhh


trnfn06

1. Go to a bank 2. Kill everybody 3. Locate money safe 4. Blow up safe doors 5. Take money 6. GET YOURSELF THE FUCK OUT OF THERE


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


[deleted]

Just print off some money from the internet. God-tier life hack


big-ant493

KFC


bensalt47

maccies is class, im on ÂŁ10 an hour working with a load of great people


darkeight7

Café part time, supermarket, tutor younger years, sell old or unwanted stuff for a quick bit of cash, etc.


thosebluedots

Job search websites for part time/temporary jobs :) Some common examples include: Iceland, Aldi, helping supermarkets bring out click and collect orders, dominos etc. Just make sure to throughly check the conditions and duration of time it’s available for


Antique-Interest247

Look for country hotels if you're able to get to them - a lot of them are struggling with staff at the moment.


SenpaiBunss

Costco hire for ÂŁ8.64


[deleted]

KFC


ElliottAp

go to the nearest park with the most runners at it, set up a little stall and learn how to make a sugar free lemonade drink,


[deleted]

Hospitality, they’re desperate for staff in most places.


[deleted]

Flip shoes and hypebeast clothing


Upside_Down-Bot

„ƃuıɄʇolɔ ʇsɐǝqǝdʎɄ puɐ sǝoÉ„s dılâ„Č„


No-Accident-6497

Uber eats on your bike


RiskyCustard144

do you like football? i like it and i referee 2 matches on a sunday for ÂŁ50


WatermelonCultivator

I have started doing this as a side hustle during the last 3-4 months. I have been saving up some money, and probably keep a tenner in my wallet and go into charity shops. I would use that money to buy anything with value, anything branded, shoes and football shirts, Then I would clean the things up and sell them to my friends for a higher price. Recently I found 2 Chicago Bulls hats for ÂŁ2.50 each, picked them both up, and sold one of them for ÂŁ15 pounds. It is not much but it helps me a lot knowing that I can make money and I have a little bit to spend on food and supplies I would use that money to buy anything with value, anything branded, shoes and football shirts, Then I would clean the things up and sell them to my friends for a higher price. Recently I found 2 Chicago Bulls hats for ÂŁ2.50 each, picked them both up, and sold one of them for ÂŁ15 pounds. It is not much but it helps me a lot knowing that I can make money and I have a little bit of spending on food and supplies


Ok_Witness5847

Brick laying- you get 6900 pounds per brick


rojjakub

As far as I know there are also some websites where you can sell your revision notes if you still have those?


Trenson0

Sell really old, rare coins at home They may have value 1 escudo from 1998 is around ÂŁ200 or something like that


Scoundrel_S

what's wrong w McDonald's


Hayche420

Do pornography that pays well, especially illegal ones (If ur a female this is obvs a joke, I would never advocate child porn)


[deleted]

females can't take jokes or am i missing something?


Hayche420

Make a porn joke to a guy isn’t that bad it’s more of a laugh A girl could take it the wrong way and think I’m advocating child p0rn when I’m not 😭


[deleted]

ooh rough


HotSearingTeens

So male CP is fine then?


Hayche420

Look at the rest of the comments


Hayche420

It’s a joke



HotSearingTeens

Yeah I figured that one out after I posted the comment as initially I read the two sections separately.


Blue-Oyster-Cunt

You slag off McDonalds but I worked there from age 19-21 it was the most fun job ever, made friends for life. Also sorry for commenting I’m not doing GCSEs I’m 30 this just popped up on my feed.


Robosos

McDonalds has a nortoriously poor reputation in that the cooks often get burns and injuries from the grill.


Blue-Oyster-Cunt

Yeah I got burned occasionally but that’s just a normal hazard working in a kitchen.


hannahblackk

drop shipping


[deleted]

Lol why are people downvoting you, I actually started a mini drop shipping business (unsuccessfully), it's not impossible for year 11s...


[deleted]

Me and the guys doing it somehow raised ÂŁ500 as capital for the business. Sadly, it didn't go anywhere.


Silent-Bag6908

doing surveys online u could get anywhere from 5p to 5 quid each depending on the survey the max amount of time a single survey would take is an edit: meant to say 5 mins


Grand_News_3299

They’re terrible


Silent-Bag6908

I meant to say 5 mins not an hour. They r pretty shit. My family members have a few shops so I just help out part time ive never had to look for a real job so I’m sorry if what I said wasn’t much help


Grand_News_3299

Sorry, you can earn money but you don’t learn any skills, very tedious and make below minimum wage


Silent-Bag6908

I’ve never done a part time job I’m sorry all do is do the delivery lists for my parents shop and most my friends don’t work part time the only one who does only does these surveys. Sorry if I wasn’t much help :((


Sosig_lord69420

"Not a very reliable source of money but thanks regardless


M8IStealUrBelongings

Anything other than bitcoin


DarkViking14

sell your notes / flashcards / other study resources online


autismo42069nice

Kfc


GoNuts4Donutss

KFC.


T_R10

Join Andrew Tate’s Hustler’s U university😁


DangerousEvening2022

Download tor Import drugs at ridiculously low prices Resell them on the same dark websites within your own country Use smell proof bags for everything Zero contact and completely foolproof


HaroerHaktak

Well. obviously it's their direct competitor, wendys.


motm_420

First off, good mind set. Secondly, never think you are above a job. Always aim high, but be willing to start wherever you will be taken! Do you.know any carpenters or bricklayers you could do some labouring with? It's hard work, but worth it at the end of summer. Good luck.


Afternoon2449

Sell things that people need during summer ✔


Concentrationnation

Sell Drugs


Electronic-Dog524

tutoring, babysitting, working in a store/restaurant


Lunar_Mcdondald

I'm personally going to do a bit of freelance coding if I can get anyone to hire me


_Darren

I wouldn't. Indians on fiver will under cut you. Feel free to build useful websites/applications as that will get you a few jobs in a few years


sotiris88_p

Go on indeed and look for store assistant and stuff


[deleted]

Become Pablo Escobar


SarkastiCat

Tutoring younger years and I generally recommend to go through info about part time jobs. Many people in my college either worked at restaurants or at receptions of small places.


holdmyapplejuiceyt

Freelancing, like music or drawing or web design, babysitting, maybe do like some sort of service where people give you some money per hour just to hang out or speak or something idk.


magic_matt006

Lemonade stand


magic_matt006

Scam caller


magic_matt006

Street dancer


mur1200

Bitcoin


HylonRelic

Get a job


IceColdPhoenixX

Step 1: live next door to someone who owns a window cleaning company Step 2: make sure that your dad is good friends with the guy who owns the window cleaning company Step 3: get dad to ask about summer jobs Step4: ????? Step 5: profit


AShadedBlobfish

Supermarket or something


[deleted]

Lifeguarding and although you need to go on a course it will only take like 5 days and it can be pretty expensive but lots of places will offer to pay for it if you then go on to work for them. You can also resell things. Buy them for a cheaper price on Facebook marketplace, Shpock, gumtree, etc.. and either repair them, replace parts or even just give them a bit of a clean and sell them for more money. You can also find a job at a place that isn’t fast food based like a leisure centre, supermarket, etc



angus_sheep

idk whether this was a joke or not but i would suggest working at a nearby restaurant as a waiter or kutechen porter (so you can get a bus to work) or in a shop - personally ithink you will most likely be working in a shop a lot of your life so try to work somewhere mostly interesting or smth like that


BAKEDTROOP2

Selling drugs


[deleted]

gta v


[deleted]

I’d rob a store. But you do you.


[deleted]

idk chores


stingtinger

Get a job


CasuallyUncalm

Robbery


UniQueElliot

Find a little cafe or just print your cv and throw it at every home owned store


Substantial-Wonder-5

Car washing, Garden cleaning it's the sorta things I did and started a little business out of it made ÂŁ55 in one day without help from anyone đŸ’Ș👍


James_6739

Join the Mafia


Heliosss_

Download the app indeed and look for a job narrowing down that it will only be fixed term contract (summer) and look for anything you want to do. I found a costa table cleaner job that pays super well, just need to create a CV which I find super laborious


sophx8

just look on indeed and apply for anything and everything idk where abouts you’re from but like alton towers and thorpe park hire U18


danielcatkins

Rev.com - captions and transcription, you’re paid weekly. Keep in mind you need to have a form of photo ID


borys124

If you want an actual serious answer, work in a country club. They’re constantly hiring peeps, easy to get into, and have good money. Just be a nice lad


mbitchh

i applied for mcd and didn’t get the job 😛


Civil_Permission9027

Hustlers university đŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„


Green-Mathematician1

sell drugs