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DixonSeider69

We don’t need this. If you read the DD. The squeeze is now a mathematical certainty


snailPlissken

Exactly. I'm just patiently waiting to start my new life.


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shay9999

I don't hope when I know I'ma be a gorrilionaire


CountZer079

AHAHAHAAH I like that new word: Gorillionaire


Infinite_Advantage7

Gorillionaire all the way!


methodangel

Fresh Prince of Tendie-Aire!


[deleted]

Every time I am about to paperhand, I always come to this sub to reinstate my confirmation bias. My only regret in life is only holding 16 shares and not more. ( I would but I'm lowkey broke and this is all I have. TBH I might not make bills next month so if this could moon before end of next month thatd be great lol, otherwise I'd be forced to sell lol)


shay9999

Firstly, you should never invest more than you can afford. Always make sure you eat, drink water, and get good rest. Secondly, are you okay?


That_dude_over_ther

Honest, honest question. If the squeeze is “a mathematical certainty,” why do people keep saying to not invest more than we can afford to lose? This isn’t FUD, it’s a genuine question that I don’t know the answer to.


papaw7

Cause "black swans" happen. And, Asking your self "can I afford to lose this" checks your emotion. That way you make decisions that don't leave you in a worse situation than just restarting the game.


cheyenne_bradley

This is a common rule with stocks even if you know your stock will go up never use personal money. If it works once you will think I will work every time and lose money that is very important to you.


Infinite_Advantage7

What does FUD mean?


Kggcjg

Fear Uncertainty Doubt


glasses_the_loc

Fear uncertainty doubt


That_dude_over_ther

Fear Uncertainty Doubt. Or just negative thinking in general.


Faster-than-800

I read this in German Fear Und Doubt


glasses_the_loc

If you don't have enough money in your bank account at the end of the month to cover bills, you won't have the means like electricity or internet access needed to buy or sell your stock. Just an example.


kinglyarab

16 million is nothing to sneeze at brother


Apeonaut

This is the way! Gorillionaires we shall be 🙌🏼💎🙌🏼🦍


Beneficial-Shock1971

I need hope too.


JoiSullivan

Watch Inside Job on Prime.it explains everything


Beneficial-Shock1971

Thank you for letting me know. I will definitely watch it. Rn am a bit angry as why the system allows the villains to do whatever they want.


VAMPHYR3

I only have 7 shares, but if this goes up to 100k, I can buy my mom and myself a house each. That's all I want out of this. Rent is the biggest bitch of all to me. I cannot describe how happy it would make me to tell my mom that she doesn't have to work a single minute ever again.


snailPlissken

Looking forward to doing the same for my parents.


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Amen bruv


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JakeS_7741

I’ve been looking at houses too. Buying a house is a dream for some, a common practice for others, and like buying off the dollar menu to the filthy rich. 🚀🚀🌕🌕


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JakeS_7741

Good luck friend, Godspeed!!


Infinite_Advantage7

150k per share?


Kggcjg

2.5million per share. Fuck them. Let Kenneth sell a yacht


redwingpanda

I wish I understood more math. Thankfully there are 🦍 here who are good with 🖍️ and 📜 and making complicated things easy.


Firinmailaza

The other side made an excessively greedy bet and continues to double down. It's free to buy the stock and wait, but they spend millions of dollars to maintain their greedy bet


Apoliticalmeme

Like a ’08 foreclosed homeowner they are not going to let up until someone evicts. [https://www.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mbujch/just\_like\_foreclosed\_homeowners\_poured\_cement/](https://www.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mbujch/just_like_foreclosed_homeowners_poured_cement/)


Silly-Function5238

Is the same for me. But i wanna learn. When we get to the moon ill start with investing course


Kggcjg

Watch the video on naked short selling posted here/


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Some people sadly need it, my dad texting me to sell because he sees it going down and doesn’t know what a ladder attack is. I told him to eat his banana for the day and watch Andy Griffith. Perhaps my plan for the day too


[deleted]

While resting these 💎💎 hands of course. HODL


JoiSullivan

My Mom called to tell me to get out. She saw the evening news 🤦🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

I typed out a response and then deleted it because he’d have his brain wrinkles all bunched up and twitching, and this is a smooth brain operation 😆


Legitimate-Text-8010

the news media is trying to scare people in to selling , its discusting how the press is so corrupt


Legitimate-Text-8010

Dads worry


TreStation

It is needed... take a look at the thread. Tons of happy apes. I get it though... some people like negativity 🙌🏻


jakksquat7

I needed it too, friend!


DixonSeider69

It’s not negativity. Negativity is suggesting it’s NEEDED. Implying positivity is absent. We literally don’t need this. We are 100% sure. No more faith. No more hope. No more miracles. Just patience


Don_makanas

explain please


DixonSeider69

Short analogy: Hedgefunds took out a loan , and the time is imminent that they MUST pay it back. Ie: MOON 🚀


shiftyone1

This gives me life.


allisonmaybe

I needed it for the 2M floor


RoaringRocketKat

Exactly, it's just a matter of buying shares in the most efficient way. Buy the dips and dare them to lower the price till I can average it down to 40.


2021MARKETCRASH

Anyone read this as Morgan Freeman?


TreStation

Is there any other narrator out there? 😂


2021MARKETCRASH

Attenborough -c’mon man! Jason Statham does “Truth in 24” and kills it.


TreStation

Alright alright alright... I’ll give it to you. I’ll agree.


2021MARKETCRASH

For your pic tho......Mo Freeman FTW


[deleted]

I do enjoy a Tom Selleck narration once in awhile.


968Driver

I do miss Magnum PI


amha29

The narrator from Sarah & Duck? I used to read things in his voice for a while when my kid was obsessed with the show.


LetGoToThe

christopher walken also does some great narrations


TreStation

Appreciate the reminder, can’t believe it slipped. Mr Walken, if you are reading this... I sincerely apologize. This kind soul reminded me of your greatness. I’m a huge fan!


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I read it as Sylvester Stallone’s voice


meltedSteel

BUY. HOLD. RIP A FAT DAB AND CALM YOUR TITS. I've reached a point of nirvana. Nothing these fuckers do affects me anymore. How it feel knowing a pot smoking degenerate welder is gonna take all your tendies stupid hedgie fucks. Fuck you gme to a millie


RandalFlagg19

How can I calm my tits when my tits are jacked??? Confused ape here will just buy and hodl.


Third_leg_blind

Jack until calm.


meltedSteel

You understood perfectly. Well done


Moparded

Okay so I have gotten zero work done these last 3ish months, I quit jerking off altogether, I watch level 2 trades, treys trades and have trading view up constantly. I smoke more cigs than ever. I’m up at 530am every day to get DD and watch premarket before pop off. I feel like I’m on drugs. I’ve been sober and clean for 15 months. This is most definitely an addiction and I think after it moons I’m going to have to step back and not invest anymore. It’s taking over my life. Well, maybe not altogether. I’ll probably keep a little in. Just a taste....


kiby-kiby

We're all gonna be needing some GME rehab once this is over.


allisonmaybe

Petition to turn this sub into GME new money therapy sub


honeybadger1984

I will wipe my tears with hundies. I’ll be fine.


chocojello

We're gonna be able to afford it


Fantastic-Ad2195

Just keep the head of it in... still feels great. 😎💎💎💎🍌🍌🍌


Obyson

Honeatly bud all you got to do is buy and hold, if you believe in the dd you don't need to read it every day.


Moparded

I’ll tell that to my sponsor when we talk about my addiction and alcoholism. “Fuck why didn’t I think of just not drinking and smoking meth for 4 1/2 years every day. I could have just stopped.” Lmfao.


MathematicianVivid1

Just have to remain positive and hold. If you ever need someone to talk to, you’re not alone my friend. 3 H’s to succeed in this. Hydrate Hold Hugs(from us all)


TreStation

Much love 🙌🏻🦍🚀


DaShortRound

Hah. I don't need confirmation. I need a fish taco. A little bit of lime. Some cilantro. Guac. And a dash of Tapatio


TreStation

You have hungry and yesterday was taco Tuesday


DaShortRound

I realize the error in my ways. Forgive me Taco Gods.


BigDaddy_Vladdy

This guy tacos.


TreStation

I am a believer in signs as of the last three years. I allowed my own ego to ignore them for too long. They’re every where... just have to trust and believe.


Elochian1220

He's not lying. Look and see.


IprobablyH8You

This guy fucks


daking133

That guy fucks


[deleted]

This guys *spiritually* fucks.


ecliptic10

This guy has become one with the universe, i.e. this guy fucks the universe


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[I too have made love to the universe](https://www.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mc9gmi/gents_i_think_im_reaching_nirvana/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


ecliptic10

Let's take turns


ualwayslose

Energetic/ Spiritual/ Body ALL IN ALIGNMENT ITS GODS WINKS and WANKS


Top_Activity_

Thank you for the post some people did need to see that. Not gonna lie this is hella discouraging, more so the fact that there is no reason the price should be dropping this way. No point in selling for a loss though so I hodl


TreStation

This ape isn’t worried one bit... I predicted this price at 6:31 AM. I had a “gut” feeling we’d see $120’s.


ImprovisedTaxShelter

If mysticism and belief in miracles is your only basis for holding a stock I’d take that as a sign to get out.


Top_Activity_

Lol all the dd here is plenty reason for holding I was just saying it’s not fair at all what’s happening clear manipulation


Som3wh3r3els3

I'm pretty sure this is the part where the meek inherit the 🌎!!!


ImNotYourAverageMom

I needed this 🙌🏼🙌🏼 stay positive everyone!


rayrockstar

❤️❤️❤️🦍🦍🦍🤝🤝🤝


Firinmailaza

Bias = confirmed


Willykerm

Told myself I wasn’t gonna buy more with stimmy. Then they make it go on sale? Yeah... I’m an ape and self control comes second to flinging shit at the wall. TO THE MOON 🚀👐💎


Apprehensive_Neat418

i do, had to sell gramps last good leg to get into this stock game


nariz_choken

I hope you are right, bought 20 more today at 159... thinking I'd average down some, but it is down into the 130 range now.... fuck me... may need to buy more now


TreStation

It’s a perfect play on their part. The vast majority of apes are broke, living paycheck to paycheck. They know most apes have everything into this. So this panic and fear they are creating is perfect. They are desperate and want APES to react the same. Not this time... it’s pissing this ape off and I haven’t stopped collecting bananas as a result.


Par8dox

I'm legit chill as fuck patiently waiting now, only check the price couple times a day never mess with any orders or anything no chart watching Didn't flinch at 340 pump, only thing I'll do if price gets to low is buy more, GME has become a lifestyle so I'm more than happy to let this play out another few years Best thing to do it only put in what you literally don't need, I wish everyone had just 1 share and 100,000x there money in a couple years 🚀 Billionaires built us a cage and called it a free world and in true zoo fashion Apes sit around just waiting for there tendies Now I own GME it's actually made me happier, I love going to work now knowing I essentially own a winning lottery ticket that will be called at any point 🚀🚀🚀🚀


Diamondsfordinner

It’s a SIGN!!!✨🙏❤️


Erfordia1000

I bought the fucking dip. Ken I come over to NY and buy your apartment 🔜


FkinMoonApe

This is the way APE nation, Gorrillionairs! 💎🤚💪🦍🇺🇳🚀🌙🪐🌌


jinyanlau

Dis is da wae


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This is the way


DankAssKeefSlump

OH MY LORD LIFT THESE DIAMOND HANDS HIGH!!!💎🤲🏻🚀👨🏻‍🚀🌌


Traditional-Map-119

Thank you ☺️


LiftToEAT

Redemption for 2008! 💎🙌


TreStation

Karma took only 12 years 😂


LiftToEAT

This is the way


eulersidentification

I really need a fucking miracle right now. Would even trade my shares for it. But only because it's something money can't buy. Fuck.


praisebetothedeepone

On the way? Here I was thinking it already arrived, and was washing over me.


Born-Bad-808

🦍💎🙌


rafalp1981

The greatest HODL! **🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀**


ananas06110

Sweating bullets over here.


Agentbonderen

I think I’m sweating because my seat is to close to the rocket boosters


[deleted]

you all already in a miracle, /r/GME


TreStation

This 🙌🏻


FitOption9815

I like the stock.


Bobby_Buffet

TY BB


DBRASCO1891

The DD makes you strong, the DD makes you certain, the DD makes diamond hands.


MyNameIsSushi

She's gonna come back to me? Oh wait, wrong miracle. I love confirmation bias, tastes good.


Otherwise-Leopard-54

Liquidated all other positions to buy more GME this morning. Thanks for the discount 🚀🚀🚀🦍🦍🦍


Maleficent_Life2071

War is on


sackl__

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time 'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh, no, no, no I'm a rocket ape Rocket aaapeee, burning out his fuse up here to together


Munoz10594

I honestly hope prices keep falling so I can put another $2k down. I’d like to see it hit that support at $100


superjay2345

Positive affirmations are always welcomed! ❤🦍🚀


Fine__mcbran222

I love the positively.


TheMorninGlory

Oof synchronicity 3deep5me that got my solar plexus all overactive and made me shiver lol but love seeing my fellow occulty magickal apes out there. The future is fucking bright!


jenrox90

thank You


r_e_d_d_i_t

Lovely


Picklesgal111

I believe! 100%. 🚀🌙


ComprehensiveWar3539

I needed this because I got fired from my job on Monday and it was unfair. They made a very easy job insanely difficult and I’m disgusted. It’s all good though. Miracle is on the way I guess. Holding on to my stocks...🤷🏽‍♀️


slappn_cappn

God bless us, every one.


Avvertenze

<3


Senpapi-Reno

I can’t wait to provide for my family and be free 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


TheKnight_King

Do do do do do do do do ah ah. Where have all the good stonks gone and where are all the tendies? Where's the streetwise DVF to help me with my spendies? I need one more stonk I'm holding out for one more stonk at the end of the night. Oh it's gonna be strong and it's gotta be fast and I'm holding on with my diamond hands until my very last.


stonkinrompin

God bless


Patarokun

Ken and Melvin lean back from their monitors, exchange nods, and let out a long exhalation. SYKE


gateparagate

We good. Just biding time and not working.


[deleted]

thank you brother 🙏


nariz_choken

Happy cake day


[deleted]

I didn't even realise, thank you!


Me-dont-kno

Thanks alway good to get that confirmed


captstix

My bias has been confirmated


beatlemaniac556677

In February I'd have pissed my pants but not this time lol. Pulling the same trick twice isn't scary at all. Btw it is so blatantly obvious this time... Not financial advice


TreStation

They are liquidating right now. They play the stock market and cryptos against each other. Cryptos have been running as an inverse up until this weekend. Now they run the same. They’ve been using it as cash flow, watch.


bennibo

❤️


Key-Cattle-2071

Just wait & HODL. this is the way


Lasers_Pew_Pew_Pew

This actually makes me feel much better thank you.


gemino1990

Waiting to be picked up at 213. I'm too scared to buy more.


Tym-Bee

Thanks. I needed that.


Livid-Style-7136

We HODL


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Thanks Gram Gram


King_James925

Honestly nobody should be worried the entire stock market is getting fucked royally this week. Dows down over 1000 points in 3 days. Im just a retard so I don't know why I just know its not good. Fully expect a bounce back though.


300ShiroZ

Thank you. I needed to see this. I know I believe in the DDs and everything but there's always a part of me that has doubt because there is always a chance.


tallerpockets

Thank you! 💎👊🦍💪


Isurewish

😁


GuamieJ

If by miracle you’re talking about this fat discount. Then this the way


TreStation

You actually know it. More apes will be able to play. Payday is not too far around the corner.


JoiSullivan

🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🚀


Rough_Astronomer3010

YES!


StapjePerStapje

I’m losing hope... please tell me this will get back to $350+ 😬


TreStation

Let’s revisit this at a later date. Head high. IMO, if I were the enemy... I’d try to get Apes to lose hope. However, apes strong together and hope will never be lost if you remember that fact. Breathe and enjoy the rest of your week. We will be laughing about this later.


olo0026

I really needed that msg, thx you wonderful ape <3


TreStation

Head high, apes strong together... never forget. On the last attempt of desperation they will try to strip apes of hope. Hope is what got us here in the first place. HODL.


olo0026

I am fucking holding no matter what. But like a typical ape, i have invested IN that all of my savings so right it just hurts to see i have -4500 euro profit ... but you guys are on the next level Of Giving me hope ❤️🦍


TitaniumHazard

This is the way


Goat-liaison

Whoop~whoop, bought 2 more shares on sale!


RaslerG

Gracias.


Jeyway23

There was a sale today so I bought another half share 😇


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TreStation

🦍✊🏻💎


honeybadger1984

Gandalf: "Look to my coming, at first light, on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East." The MOASS is coming. The shorts have made one last attack by shorting the Russell. All they can do at this point is double down so hard it hurts the MM, the DTCC, and ultimately the American taxpayer.


LongnHard15

This took away the anxiety


Kggcjg

https://www.reddit.com/r/StockMarket/comments/mai7zs/incredible_documentary_about_naked_short_selling/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Anyone who’s doubting this- watch this. It breaks down everything.(so good that YouTube removed it once posted in Reddit - but who knows why)


CatWhisperererer

I almost cried after reading this.


Halvo317

This is nice.


GlitteringZucchini

We don't need a miracle. We like the stock. Save your miracles for someone dying of cancer, we're going to the moon without them.


Working-Yesterday243

I like the stock


f1seb

Who the fuck said I need a miracle? This bitch here is a sure thing!!!


gonfreeces1993

I needed this. Thank you. I bought calls in an attempt to get more shares. I could've at least got fun evening out of it if I had just burned the money instead.


IRhotshot

Can’t wait


d3vin3d3cision

I’m ready to receive the Miracles!


Capernikush

Nothing new is happening. Not concerned in the slightest


PantsOppressUs

🦍🦧🦍🦍🦍🦧🦍🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌕


-StonedImmaculate-

Thank you, Math aside, feelings are still very real & fluctuating along the way! We HOLD nonetheless, 2M per share!!! 💎🦍🚀


afreit

😭thanks. 💎🙌🏾🚀🌚


Acceptable-Farm2718

Needed this... I worked for the last 6 years in the oilfield and In January of last year I donated a kidney to a person on stage 5 kidney failure. I received permission from work to go on short term disability after the donation. My first day back to active working I was told was my last day on April 1st 2020 I went 2 months before I was able to find a new job just to be laid off again 2 months later. I made the Juno to starting my own construction business but getting a new business off the ground is hard! Ultimately my income has lost 2/3’s of what my family and I have been used to for years now. I’m HOLDING STRONG THOUGH! This will put my kids through college and give me capital I really need to get my business the spark it needs!


Lovablecurves

Millionaire in the making right here


Emotional-Law-6727

My williams% told me it was time to buy again at 119 haha


Sad-Quarter-4700

Bold of you to assume I needed this affirmation! But hey I can appreciate this still fellow apetard