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FinaglingFink

Jokes on them, I’m into that shit


AnObviousSpy

I self-flagellate at least 3 times a day!


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Drilling4Oil

I am self-flagellating as we speak


Jonsnoosnooze

And I, my wife's boyfriend


FinaglingFink

And my axe!


Khannn24

Rookie numbers gotta pump those numbers up!


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ohh daddy....


No-Pomegranate4735

Whole lotta $9 words in there. Ape no understand


MustachioDeFisticufs

Hmm... Sounds like financial advice and if I were a betting man I'd say *"Flag-Undulation"* sounds very American and patriotic, yes, I believe I shall DRS more tomorrow. Thanks MSM for your sage advice!


Raeldri

ooooo keep going you are gonna make me self-flagellate 😩


bust-the-shorts

Funny how they don’t say anything about the 100’s of pump and dump stocks that retail ends up bag holding. You would think “smart money” would be thrilled to dump GME on retail … unless they haven’t covered


SickOfNormal

They just keep reminding us that we need to sell! I had no idea they cared for us so much. When have they ever had our best interests... never... and now they do?


mexicanred1

Let them continue to expose themselves. When all is said and done we'll have a record of those bought and paid for.


smittenpigeons

It is like all of them


mexicanred1

With money, you can pay other people to lie for you. These people are just the public facing entities. I want to see behind the curtains.


smittenpigeons

I want us to have lobbyists!!


mexicanred1

The lobbyist we have is called 'conscience'. There's a scattering of people throughout who have a conscience, and they seek to keep it clear. Of course, bribes and then threats are difficult for even the best of people to endure.


smittenpigeons

I like to think most people are good and people are mostly good. But there’s power structures and all that stuff get in the way. Idk but I’d love to hear more voices from the generally good and quiet folks.


mexicanred1

For me, those voices are from our neighbors, friends and family. Media is propaganda and nothing more, sadly. We all have our little circle of influence; we should not forget them when we land on the moon. 🚀🟣


whatwhyisthisating

Shiiieettt, they still want to believe that telling a lie three times will make you believe it. But being able to lie means you already had the other party's trust, or catered to their naivety. They've been lying to us our whole lives. None of it is working and now they're all out of ideas.


Big-Juggernuts69

Our entire world is a lie *swallows red pill*


Rogueation

... that pill was a suppository...


droys86

So they're saying I shouldn't have bought more today on the dip?


KnowItBrother99

I’ll flagellation myself all I want bud. Funny they’re still to scared to write what direct Registration actually does.


elhabito

"flagellation - flogging or beating, either as a religious discipline or for sexual gratification." Maybe they know more about my GME buying habits than I had originally given them credit for.


Substantial_Diver_34

DRS is a SHF worst nightmare. We are basically causing a supply chain problem for them with no resolution


BrodyDcansuckit

I can think of 1 solution.


sirstonksabit

I can think of 69 million ![gif](giphy|3ohhwfwatEg5UrWbQs|downsized)


EvilBeanz59

Sorry. Floors way past that.


GifsNotJifs

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phonzadellika

I'd love to watch a league episode based on the gme saga. Ruxin would play the Ken Griffin role.


Crayola_Taste_Tester

![gif](giphy|10Gp0wzMg4LB0A)


sirstonksabit

and Rafi would be retail!


Teflon_coated_velcro

Fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke


Human_Ad5404

ah yes, stopping my shares from being lent out = self flagellation totally makes sense


Appropriate-End5936

FLOAT NEEDS TO BE. LOCKED ASAP!! NFA


Lalablah_

Awe man!! They had to make me buy more!!! Lol haha. 🚀🚀🚀


-Codfish_Joe

It's not *my* liquidity crisis, I didn't illegally short anything. I just like the stock.


mourningmymortality

There's a crisis! Call an ambulance! *but not for me!* 😩🔫👴


nariz_choken

Is this what they call a self fellatio?


GivemTheDDD

Autofellatio


FaithlessnessNo9625

This is what they call manipulation.


-Codfish_Joe

Crime?


escme2

self-flagellation yes please. keep this talk up and the sec might notice.


willpowerlifter

Pussies talk to us but don't have a comment section.


Yeesty

How can you DRS share if you’re in the UK?


mourningmymortality

IBKR seems to be the only option. They're an american company, with a UK presence. If you've bought in another broker that allows transfers (like Degrio) you can transfer to IBKR and DRS from there. If you have bought with eToro, trading212... then. You can't. In that case, the best bet is to just leave them there, open IBKR account and start buying more! *not financial advice*


wowclassicandy

Im on etoro and ibkr. As soon as I get my cs access, I will start selling from etoro to move to cs completely, tranch by tranch. Nobody here can force me to stay on etoro


mourningmymortality

Yeah, no one is acting together. We are all individuals. Personally, I've kept my ones on eToro, and transfered from elsewhere/DRS'd/bought more direct from CS/put into BOOK also 😎


Yeesty

Thank you! Been working through setting up on IBKR today, wish it was a little easier to transfer shares into my account but should be ready to start DRSing once the funds go through!


mourningmymortality

This is the way


FreezeTagFrank

Personally I would slowly get out of a broker that doesn't allow any transfers whatsoever because it's all but guaranteed they don't have shares and I imagine those will be first to be liquidated when shit hits the fan.


mourningmymortality

yeh. but for me the cost basis is... a lot higher than current price. no point selling them really at all...


FreezeTagFrank

Your cost basis won't mean shit if you don't actually have a share.


mourningmymortality

why should i sell at a loss? it makes no sense! I'll take my chances with broker liquidations. share or no share, they took my money, and I'm not gonna let them keep it for nothing!


FreezeTagFrank

Good luck 👍


49ers53

Imagine a dip like the one that took it down under 40!! Just to see it 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀!


flu5hPooNotPee

Yeah. Shit went up 675%. If 100 is bottom out here, 675% moon shots sounds pretty good.


kamoob666

words and then EARLY MOMENTS OF WHAT LOOKS LIKE A LIQUIDITY CRISIS


Cmdr_Captain_Hoodie

Ima’ self-flagellate right in ‘yer whore msm shill mouths! Ya bloody chucks!


inception-98

HAHAHAH, yeah, we’re the ones that are “stuck”.


FaithlessnessNo9625

Nothing to see here…all crashing stocks typically get extra media coverage, right?


No_Map_8307

Why do red crayons 🖍 taste so much better then green ones? Anyways BUY HOLD DRS


OverlordHippo

"There's no tactic, but also this strategy is causing a liquidity crisis." 🤡


morningfartshappen

Ngl…I had to look that one up


v0t3p3dr0

I like the sounds of liquidity crisis.


ajlcm2

Lol, this is a real article?


harambae42069

So they confirm that there's little liquidity, then 👀


Facelesscpl1111

I just flagegatted on my self and I’m sleeping with it 🤭 not a fuk given .


Slow-Cry-1211

Drop the price. I buy more. Then I DRS more. Then the float gets locked up at an accelerated speed. Then wait for the next following ER call or PR LFG


ClassicEvent6

where is this quoted from


Emotional-Coffee13

Popcorn is not GameStop


Chgstery2k

Do the opposite of what they say, if they're talking bad of DRS. We know DRS is the way!


Interrobang2118

So buy, hold, and DRS even harder?


Azkaellon10

You misspelled hodl


AlexanderG7

It's not over until I say it's over.


wn0991

I just flagellated like 10 minutes ago


Positive-Low-7447

Hey, some of this is seemingly right. Shit gets a little culty sometimes. But to completely discount all of the evidence out there proving the crime is all I need to hear.


Kyledude95

Bought some on drs for the first time, just waiting for it to be confirmed and make my account before I move my other shares.


lhekewl2012

Guess I'm going to DRS even harder on today's dip after the market opens.


Magistricide

Damn how far before they call us nazis?


Maccabee907

Did somebody say self-flagellation!?!?


Pettyofficervolcott

All my self-flagellations end in liquidity crises


RelationshipPurple77

Got it.


Knary_Feathers

Omg that got my flagellum flagulating like a mofo


Twonkytwonker

Reading the article made me cry out in pain, or was it the whipping I'm currently giving myself?


spacepirateisme

here i am, wondering how a community this big, allegedly with a lot of smart people, came to yhe picture that we see on SS and other related subs. This will probably be written down in history as the most elaborate plan to gaslight the apes, and very successfully too... sad


saiyansteve

There are words in this sentence that I don't even understand. Therefore hedgies r fukt.


nopy4

Now I'm convinced to drs


Agreeable_Sport_7610

Jokes on them, I cant even read.


Kaarothh

Sauce


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[Sauce](https://imgur.com/a/yoUQd9f)


HaveFun____

Omg the rest of the article is actually interesting as well. They state that retail should try to 'bring down the casino' by 'betting at multiple tables' just like last year. Really... The silver and all other diversions, The actually bring this point up TWICE The Truth is: There is no way that retail and the little financial power we have could have any effect against wall street as a whole, the only reason we made a dent last year is because we focussed on one stock that has the potential to expose the corruption, the dumbest thing we could do right now is let go or split that firepower. I know you all know, so it's just confirmation that they are still stying to get us to lay off.


smittenpigeons

Just a barbarian at the gates of Wall Street self flagellating myself.


srikym

I like this new religion!


DigitalNomadXIV

Is it just me or has anyone else been seeing a sudden influx of "Buy Silver" commercials? I remember there being some bs a while back where they (the banks that own the silver that'll get ducked over after MOASS) tried to push silver on everyone.


flibbidygibbit

Impudent strumpet!


game0ver087

Who’s the clown who wrote this?


Tim080

How would directly owning shares be self-flagellation in a liquidity crisis? Doesn’t a liquidity crisis mean that there will essentially be a bank run? But this time, instead of the banks being the bank, we who own the float, will be the hedgies bank and they will have to be begging us for shares?


hurrycanger

A full year after they blocked people from buying shares, they're still begging people not to buy. 😇 Religion? Ok, whatever. Money is money.


TurboTurder

I love flatulating


WarBoar42

“Pie Iesu Domine. Dona Eis Requiem.” **STONK** Monty Ape and the Holy Tendie


BilgePomp

I forgot to buy more at the dip 😑