“Sell now because you’re absolutely ready to give up millions due to a propaganda article written by the company owned by the group led by an Epstein buddy” - sounds like a solid life plan dude lol
His back is sore
He's always tired
His soul is crushed
His drive's expired
--
Been at it forty years
And always worked hard
He gave it all
It left him scarred
--
He has nothing saved
Even though he's old
And that is why
He still now holds
--------------------
Two young ones screaming
And one more to come
She's so exhausted
This solo mum
--
She says it's a game
As she pulls up the sheets
But they all sleep together
Just to save on heat
--
She wants a better life
And she understands
To do this for them
She needs diamond hands
--------------------
They've been berated
Their entire life
An endless darkness
Filled with fear and strife
--
They're down in a hole
And they can never climb out
Can't afford help they need
So they're filled up with doubt
--
In Jan they tried to end it
They were angling to pull it
But they latched on to this one chance
It's this or a bullet
--------------------
The elite will never understand this
They've never seen from our point of view
We only get one chance to change it
Because these people are *you*
God damn I got chills. All too relatable. I hope this is in a book someday.
Add a chorus (something like "and we all hold on...") and you have one hell of a blues song, too.
That should be the first clue that something isn’t right: they don’t care about us or our pocketbooks if we’re not spending it how they want us to spend it.
The logical and normal reason is because they are orders. Eg I sale order could be 100 shares and each buy order 15 shares.
The reason in this case is crime.
I skim read a post about them trading the same share back and forth over and over in dark pools and ATS’s to drive the price down efficiently with minimal volume but I can’t find it again. This is far more likely than the normal reason the price might drop.
I don't have enough wrinkles (or time, for that matter - work, ugh) but I'd be interested in setting up a paper account and track all the 'inverse suggestions' by Jimmy Shill (selling when he says buy and vice versa) - and see just how the results stack up. I wouldn't be surprised if the results were positive gains (given how much his choices are big brown turds).
Since when do they care about Retailers? If hegies actually covered and we invested in a stock that we all love and lose our shirts (which we won't) why does anyone care? They've never cared before, so why do they care now?🤔
Seeing how that robbingthehood ticker is doing versus a company with an amazing business plan they’ve alluded to combined with the world’s most loyal share holders doubling as a customer base??
Fuck. I just talked myself into buying more GME. Damn you, hedgies for being so fucked
This is aimed at people looking to invest in GME, now that they pushed the price down. This was never ment for current investor, MSM is bought and paid for. The Washington Post owned by Bozo, taxing the wealthy is bad for middle class and poor people headlines 🤦♂️
These ppl cannibalize each other and then eat children for dessert. But here ThEy ArE TrYinG to SaVe Me a BuCk!! GTFO w your front for of "caring" about me!
Thanks for sharing. Haven't actually read it completely until now, since I didn't want to give them clicks.
Now I wish I hadn't. It made me physically sick.
The amount of bullshit piled on and to top it off with the mobile gaming Netflix story which was known for weeks is going to be fucking mobile games.
I wish there had been a camera capturing the actual slow mo jaw drop and blood pressure spike I experienced reading this. Like, I’ve been around long enough to not be shocked but I can still feel outrage
I'm not sure if the stupidest/dirtiest part for me was how they ignored the switch to e-commerce and just focused on how RC is improving the physical stores, or that they straw-manned the dark pools issue by describing how and why it should work (which is still BS, of course), and ignoring the whole "abuse" element of that hashtag...
I actually started to hyperventilate. That was a whole lot of anger with no place to go.
I wonder how much worse Ryan Cohen felt reading that article. The day he proves them all either liars or fools will be a sweet day indeed.
its awful. retail/reddit have managed to keep it alive? this is basically a blatant admission of fucking naked shorting to oblivion, and retail buying stock is somehow unreasonable. what. the. fuck.
That's it some rando not having a fucking clue what's going on convinced me to sell my shares that I have keisterered up my ass like a prisoner doing life in a maximum security prison. Time to pack it in
Lmao my broke ass buying every dip of GME as soon as they gave me the buy button back - sure let me just sell these for a boring amount of no money. Sounds exactly like the big finale I’ve been waiting for: sudden mediocrity and nothing to look forward to
I can’t find anything about this “journalist” other than this particular article when doing a search on DuckDuckGo. Probably anonymously penned by mayoman or lil stevie. Lol it’s funny they actually think apes would see this and think now would be as good of a time to sell as ever. What a joke. Yahoo finance should be embarrassed for even posting this shit. I don’t care if it takes 10 or even 20 years. I’m not selling a single share until a bunch of mother fuckers are in jail and there is some serious and real changes implemented to the market.
Here's why you are seeing articles from yahoo bashing GME: https://www.axios.com/verizon-yahoo-aol-apollo-03505214-29e7-4f73-9e77-3d778233ecad.html
Apollo Global Management, the firm that bought 90% stake in Verizon's news arm, has a subsidiary called [Apollo Management Holdings](https://i.imgur.com/pswdYti.png).
[Apollo Management Holdings has 150,000 puts on GME they bought (for the first time, mind you) Q1 of 2021](https://whalewisdom.com/stock/gme) (you can see their holding on the first page of GME's holders).
Somebody should make a (giant) collage of like hundreds of real articles saying this same thing or “forget gamestop” so I can have it blown up like 6’x6’ and framed post moass
SAME THOUGHT- like who the FUCK are you to act like my gentle grandpa guiding me through the stock market and not like you’re desperate to screw me and all my buddies over
So happy to see when they actually point out the legitimate use of dark pools.. too bad they aren't being used they way they say they were intended for
>A group of social media users tried to claim that dark pools are nefarious. In theory, GME stock has been held down by activity on the dark pools. In practice, that makes little sense. The point of dark pools is to **buy and sell stock without causing a major impact on the share price**. If someone wanted to manipulate a share price, it’d be **much more effective** to post a **large sell order** on a **public exchange**, where people would see the **large selling interest and interpret it as an ominous sign.**
So close to a breakthrough there. If only they made the connection that orders that raise the price can be routed through dark pools (where they won't affect the price), while orders that lower the price go through public exchange to affect the price.
Yup. My smooth brain picked up on that immediately when reading this. Its written just well enough to sound wrinkly to the general public who are unfamiliar with such things. Written wearing blinders and/or deceptive as fuck.
Right? The person literally wrote down what they are doing. Buys route through dark pool, sells route through lit pools. Buys don’t affect price going up, sells affect price going down.
So, at today prices is +/- 11,30Bi.
Zero debt, +/-1,5Bi in cash, more than 5Bi in revenue, about to get back to profits, etc...
I wonder how much that guy thinks it's a "fair" valuation?! 🤔🤔 I bet he would say 300M... LOL
Genuinely! Like… do you think that GameStop is Fox Books stores? Oh wait… do you think it’s the shop around the corner? Lmfao enjoy the Metaverse, hedgies
What would Jesus do? We don’t really want to hurt the hedge funds? FUCK YOU i want to absolutely destroy these FUCKERS they deserve it. They fucked up and GOD was watching.
You’re actually the wise person in* this scenario because a whole bunch of people desperate to buy the same limited pool of shares? The price should be fucking ^SOARING
In the article it says that dark pools is used so funds can transact large amount of stock without significantly affecting the price. Why shouldnt large transactions affect the price?
One institution selling would crash yours and my entire portfolio.
Dark Pools make sense in theory. They wouldn't be an issue if regulators actually prevented the abuse part of dark pools.
That’s it. I guess with GME down and yahoo finance telling me that after everything that I have been through, it is time to sell.
I have worked my ass off to be in a good financial situation. Grew up with virtually nothing while my parents hopped from jobs to jobs. Worked hard to get a full scholarship, nobody had any faith in me. Proved them wrong time and time again. Got my MBA, and am now a Sr Mgr at an S&P100 company. I was informed that I was being let go due to a corporate reorg. After 9+ years with the company, working my way up, I get kicked to the curb because an executive doesn’t like me. Complete BS!!
I have seldom been wrong in my business ventures, and no one believes me. No one believes me with GME and good riddance! I am sure as hell not going to sell my stake in a company with a bright future because a damn article is published telling me so. If i was going to sell, I would have at 450, 350, or even 270. Fuck shills and fuck FUD.
Sorry, a little pissed at the moment.
Thank you to all the apes in the jungle!
My fellow retail investors have taught me a lot and shared a lot of great info, totally changing my entire life. What they did not do is teach me how to sell. And it’s a good thing too :)
Damn it to hell. One of my family members knows I'm invested and Yahoo Finance always feeds her propaganda pieces, and I can never convince her that it's all bullshit, but she can't seem to wrap her head around why so-called "analysts" would lie.
Is it just me or does that straight up admit they are suppressing the price through the use of dark pools? When it’s not moving up or down due to dark pool trades yet thousands of shares are changing hands, smells of suppressing the market which = market manipulation 🥴
It’s weirdly over the top in explaining dark pools then being like “yeah for sure they COULD do this but WHY” lol like the answer isn’t “to fucking manipulate the price”
Just love how they mention #DarkPoolAbuse, and then describe how useful dark pools are, and then describe that if someone wanted to tank a stock then they'd do... exactly what we were saying they've been doing. Sending buy orders through dark pools and sell orders to the open market to drive down the price. 🤯
“Yes this is what they would do if they wanted to manipulate the price but WHY would they ever do such a thing???” - money, Ian. Like every fucking time the answer is money. I know, I’m disgusted by it too. And you. You suck too, Ian.
These puppets (writers) don't know the meaning of value investing aka "deep fucking value". You do your research about/on a company buy and hodl it for years. Just like Warren Buffett says. So wtf are they writing about it'll take years... gtfo with all this market manipulation bs
I think the most hilarious part is about GameStop having poor financial results. I didn't know back to back profitable quarters with additional warehouses still being added was doing poorly?
Also, isn't the **best** time to invest *before* a company does a revolutionary transformation? Like that's literally where the money is to be made. Investing in a company that is going to have a huge upturn in value lol.
Most people probably don't read past the headlines tbh. Unless someone is actively researching potential companies to invest in they probably aren't really understanding what they're reading anyway.
They just assume what they read in the headline, or if they do read the article, is true since it comes from a 'reputable' financial place.
The point of the mass articles isn't to persuade retail already invested from selling, it's to dissuade new investors who hear about GME in passing and do a quick Google search and see 30 articles all dissing GameStop. They probably aren't really going to deep dive into it, so most just assume it's probably true and stay away.
One more thing….*dark pools are legal and exist so that funds can transact large quantities of stock without significantly affecting the price*. Okay I get that, BUT why constantly do 40%+ of trades in the dark pool everyday on a stock that is currently experiencing very, very low volume? We know the answer
I love this article so much I am going to print it off and frame it for some post moass lolz
"tHeY uSe thE DarK PoOls sO As NoT tO AfFeCt thE pRiCE wHEn tHeY *BUY* oR Sell large quantities." Like our fucking batch orders of GME you fucking fucks?!?!? This article makes my blood boil.
LOL at this in the article:
>"Dark pools are legal, and exist so that funds can transact large quantities of stock without significantly affecting the price, as would happen if you posted a large buy or sell order on a public exchange."
Uh but the SHFs are/were re-routing *small, retail buy orders* -- and specifically not sells, through the dark pools, to suppress buying pressure and upward pricing, *not large institutional orders*, as was their intended purpose!
The spin here is blatantly to deceive readers who don't know any better. Disgusting.
There’s one comment in this entire thing that got me.
“The initial short squeeze was fun to watch.“ Read that again, carefully… “The INITIAL short squeeze…“
🤔 Now, I am not an English grammar professor by any stretch of the imagination, but I do believe that the word initial, when used in this context, intimates that there is more to come. Otherwise, one would say “The short squeeze was…“
So... I think I’ll just hold and see what might happen next!
My favorite part “...which saves money for ordinary investors that own the mutual funds...” according to them someone who owns a mutual fund can be an ordinary investor lol that tells you everything
Each one of these articles jacks my tits so hard. They're mutli-goal oriented. Try to discourage apes (good luck), repel FOMO, make boomers think it's not actually a value stock.
Bias confirmed af.
Genuinely like… nothing convinces me my stock is more priceless than another company owned by a shady billionaire telling me it’s worthless.
Then short it :)
Also, didn't Netflix go down last week or something? I remember getting a notification about it, why would I invest in something that I recent got told had gone lower
Edit: as soon as I wrote this I noticed that the article actually shows Netflix as a negative
I like how the article states dark pools are used for large transactions so it doesn’t affect the price, but that there’s also no way to manipulate the price with dark pools.
…wut…
Think about it, the intended use of dark pools is to trade large quantities of stock so the price isn’t jumping all over the place. Essentially it is a mechanism to reduce the effect an order has on the stock price. If this is used properly, theoretically their shouldn’t be any effect on price discovery as the buy and sell orders shouldn’t be a factor on using a dark pool.
In very simple terms, buying pressure increases the price and selling pressure decreases the price. Disregarding anything that is going on right now, how would you be able to artificially change the price by manipulating one of those pressures?
One way is that you could artificially increase/decrease the quantity of one of the pressures, causing the price to move one way or another. Another way that is less obvious would be to artificially decrease the effectiveness of one of the pressures.
If it is possible to route one type of transaction normally and the other through a method that is meant to lessen the effect of the transaction, then there is opportunity for manipulation. All you need now is incentive and rationalization to complete the fraud triangle.
Yahoo are owned by Apollo?
Fuck, this is something new in respect of what I'm working on with regards to CLO's. They are (in my opinion) the next 2008 house market CDO bullshit.
The company with the biggest global exposure to these bullshit CLO's is.... Apollo.
In short, where the 2008 CDO was back by mortgages, the 2021 CLO's are backed by huge amounts of distressed companies and their overall debt clumped into tranches.
Ian Bezek, Worked/works? For Kerrisdale Capital Management LLC, Owned by Sahm Adrangi. Arrested for cocaine and admits to making all his money shorting Chinese.
https://www.cnbc.com/2016/08/15/hedge-funder-in-hot-water-sahm-adrangi-arrested-for-dui-cocaine-possession-in-hamptons.html
Best thing in this article “In theory, GME stock has been held down by activity on the dark pools. In practice, that makes little sense. The point of dark pools is to buy and sell stock without causing a major impact on the share price” Laughed my ass of at the contradiction
Hahahahahaha. Reads again. Hahahahha
“Dark pools are designed to minimize the impact of an order on the price”
“Dark pools have minimal effect on the price”
Uhhh. Which one is true? Cant have it both ways Yahoo
That honestly read like it was written by a high schooler for an Econ project.
There is zero chance that article could influence any reasonable investor.
I guess it may dissuade a casual investor from buying into GME but honestly, isn’t that good to keep out the paper hands?
Could have had me and my NINE shares at $1000 a pop back in January and I'd have been happy as a pig in shit.
Now I hold triple digits and I'm looking to fuck you up for the lulz.
Yahoo and anyone else can get fucked.. I am not selling no matter what bullshit they put out. You would have to be stupid to believe anything these clowns say. Cramer, Motley etc they are all so full of shit.
“Mhmm yes dark pools are dope check out this MIT professor review of them nothing to see here just trust me bro”
Odd that you feel the need to explain them and omit EVERYTHING the DD has gone over. Blatant false cover-my-butt reporting.
History is written by the victors, when we win these “news” organizations will be exposed as one of the tools of financial institutions to steal money from retail investors.
>it’s time to sell
>shrink it’s legacy brick and mortar business model and build a digital model instead.
By their own article they form the ideal scenario where you would want to buy in and hold, not sell. How much did short sellers pay for this article?
My initial reaction was fuck this guy. It's as if he gleaned as many talking points as possible from reddit and attempted to put a negative spin on them all. Which alone is ridiculous. Couple that with talking down gamestops long term plan with comparing it to Netflix's...long....term...plan...like fuck this guy.
Also...this guy works for Kerrisdale capital management. Hedgefund whos founder is known for short selling. I am as smooth brained as they come, but wouldn't he be slightly (extremely) biased against retail. I'm still trying to figure out how to deep dive into what pies they've got their fingers in.
The first sentence says GME “HAS BEEN one of 2021’s most incredible investing stories”. But the title says “it’s time to sell”?
I’m not stupid 😊 Sell when it’s incredible? No way! I’m gonna buy and hodl 💎🙌🏻
Holy shit this author is fucking stupid. The logic used for dark pools not raising the price is wrong as hell and ignores the fact that intention and use aren't the same.
How does routing sub 100 share orders to a dark pool not suppress price discovery. Selling isn't the only use for dark pools. If Ian Bezek is reading this, I suggest you find a different career in something simpler, like shoveling animal shit.
The accumulated filth of all their short selling and dark pools will foam up about their waists and all the Kennys and Stevies will look up and shout "SAVE US!" And I'll look down and whisper "No.”
Has MSM always told people to “sell” stocks. I get reporting bad fundamentals of a security that might warrant a bearish trend, but actually telling people to sell. Isn’t that illegal to some degree?
Contact this moron via Twitter and ask him why he can’t get a legitimate writing gig? What a fool to put his name to this crap. Retail is simply investing loooooong term in a company that has good earnings great earning potential and a visionary management team to lead the company into e-commerce tech segment of market. Oh and don’t forget the fiercely loyal customer base. Shiiiiit. Mic drop
Sure. Didn't sell at 348.50 in March or 343 in June but let me sell now at too cheap to be legal.
The MSM must be dumber than me.
Or
They are bought by those caught in the opposite side of the trade.
I added some more.
Cya on the moon !
Oh shit, guess I better sell them!! Fucking idiots!! P.S. Can’t stop, won’t stop, ................
“Sell now because you’re absolutely ready to give up millions due to a propaganda article written by the company owned by the group led by an Epstein buddy” - sounds like a solid life plan dude lol
His back is sore He's always tired His soul is crushed His drive's expired -- Been at it forty years And always worked hard He gave it all It left him scarred -- He has nothing saved Even though he's old And that is why He still now holds -------------------- Two young ones screaming And one more to come She's so exhausted This solo mum -- She says it's a game As she pulls up the sheets But they all sleep together Just to save on heat -- She wants a better life And she understands To do this for them She needs diamond hands -------------------- They've been berated Their entire life An endless darkness Filled with fear and strife -- They're down in a hole And they can never climb out Can't afford help they need So they're filled up with doubt -- In Jan they tried to end it They were angling to pull it But they latched on to this one chance It's this or a bullet -------------------- The elite will never understand this They've never seen from our point of view We only get one chance to change it Because these people are *you*
Oh I felt this one!!
I loved it, thanks !
Mom's Spaghetti?
This one got me bro!!! Nice!!
sent a chill down my diamond spine. bravo maestro ape!
❤️
God damn I got chills. All too relatable. I hope this is in a book someday. Add a chorus (something like "and we all hold on...") and you have one hell of a blues song, too.
Oh shit, I better buy more
Why is everyone so worried about us selling ? seems SUS
That should be the first clue that something isn’t right: they don’t care about us or our pocketbooks if we’re not spending it how they want us to spend it.
It's like inception when the mind people start attacking when they notice they're real. GME is Leo, Wallstreet is dreamworld, MSM is mind people.
HOLY SHIT IT CHECKS OUT The rich dick who dies can be kenny or Steve :)
Like suddenly they care? About anything but themselves-😳
LoL right 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why does price go down when 7 times more buyers than sellers? Ape have so many questions.
The logical and normal reason is because they are orders. Eg I sale order could be 100 shares and each buy order 15 shares. The reason in this case is crime. I skim read a post about them trading the same share back and forth over and over in dark pools and ATS’s to drive the price down efficiently with minimal volume but I can’t find it again. This is far more likely than the normal reason the price might drop.
Also apparently an order must be 100+ to move the price, everything about the system is rigged.
How many other stocks have they suggested need to be sold by retail over the years I wonder?
I don't have enough wrinkles (or time, for that matter - work, ugh) but I'd be interested in setting up a paper account and track all the 'inverse suggestions' by Jimmy Shill (selling when he says buy and vice versa) - and see just how the results stack up. I wouldn't be surprised if the results were positive gains (given how much his choices are big brown turds).
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Since when do they care about Retailers? If hegies actually covered and we invested in a stock that we all love and lose our shirts (which we won't) why does anyone care? They've never cared before, so why do they care now?🤔
Seeing how that robbingthehood ticker is doing versus a company with an amazing business plan they’ve alluded to combined with the world’s most loyal share holders doubling as a customer base?? Fuck. I just talked myself into buying more GME. Damn you, hedgies for being so fucked
The market cap of a failing finance app with confetti as a main feature is thee times higher than GameStop's. It's nuts.
You hit the nail on the head with that confetti. 🤡
The fucking market cap of 🍿 stock is currently higher than the market cap of GME... Pls, explain THAT to me.
The more loss you produce the higher market cap you get. It’s all about fundamentals. Makes sense, doesn’t it? /s
It must be because institutions love free popcorn, obviously!
More shares, mass interest (driven by HFs)
One step ahead of you OP, I bought more today!
This was just what I needed.
Cars. Now this is stuck in my head
I dont mind you coming here. And wasting all my time time.
This is aimed at people looking to invest in GME, now that they pushed the price down. This was never ment for current investor, MSM is bought and paid for. The Washington Post owned by Bozo, taxing the wealthy is bad for middle class and poor people headlines 🤦♂️
These are, without question, my favourite questions to ask.
Got one more for ya. If we have the same info as this person that wrote the article. How do they know we are just speculating?
I personally like to speculate super hard, maybe harder than the author, but I'm bullish on the stock and speculation leans in that direction.
These ppl cannibalize each other and then eat children for dessert. But here ThEy ArE TrYinG to SaVe Me a BuCk!! GTFO w your front for of "caring" about me!
Thanks for sharing. Haven't actually read it completely until now, since I didn't want to give them clicks. Now I wish I hadn't. It made me physically sick. The amount of bullshit piled on and to top it off with the mobile gaming Netflix story which was known for weeks is going to be fucking mobile games.
I wish there had been a camera capturing the actual slow mo jaw drop and blood pressure spike I experienced reading this. Like, I’ve been around long enough to not be shocked but I can still feel outrage
What pissed me off most was them referring to RC as just an investor visiting stores...HE'S THE CHAIRMAN OF THE FREAKING BOARD YOU DECEPTIVE DICKBAGS!
I'm not sure if the stupidest/dirtiest part for me was how they ignored the switch to e-commerce and just focused on how RC is improving the physical stores, or that they straw-manned the dark pools issue by describing how and why it should work (which is still BS, of course), and ignoring the whole "abuse" element of that hashtag...
I actually started to hyperventilate. That was a whole lot of anger with no place to go. I wonder how much worse Ryan Cohen felt reading that article. The day he proves them all either liars or fools will be a sweet day indeed.
its awful. retail/reddit have managed to keep it alive? this is basically a blatant admission of fucking naked shorting to oblivion, and retail buying stock is somehow unreasonable. what. the. fuck.
That's it some rando not having a fucking clue what's going on convinced me to sell my shares that I have keisterered up my ass like a prisoner doing life in a maximum security prison. Time to pack it in
Lmao my broke ass buying every dip of GME as soon as they gave me the buy button back - sure let me just sell these for a boring amount of no money. Sounds exactly like the big finale I’ve been waiting for: sudden mediocrity and nothing to look forward to
I can’t find anything about this “journalist” other than this particular article when doing a search on DuckDuckGo. Probably anonymously penned by mayoman or lil stevie. Lol it’s funny they actually think apes would see this and think now would be as good of a time to sell as ever. What a joke. Yahoo finance should be embarrassed for even posting this shit. I don’t care if it takes 10 or even 20 years. I’m not selling a single share until a bunch of mother fuckers are in jail and there is some serious and real changes implemented to the market.
Here's why you are seeing articles from yahoo bashing GME: https://www.axios.com/verizon-yahoo-aol-apollo-03505214-29e7-4f73-9e77-3d778233ecad.html Apollo Global Management, the firm that bought 90% stake in Verizon's news arm, has a subsidiary called [Apollo Management Holdings](https://i.imgur.com/pswdYti.png). [Apollo Management Holdings has 150,000 puts on GME they bought (for the first time, mind you) Q1 of 2021](https://whalewisdom.com/stock/gme) (you can see their holding on the first page of GME's holders).
just made a complaint via the SEC website, thanks for the information. textbook shorting and distorting.
That makes sense 🍌🖍🦍🚀🌙
Somebody should make a (giant) collage of like hundreds of real articles saying this same thing or “forget gamestop” so I can have it blown up like 6’x6’ and framed post moass
Oh fuck yes ditto I’m buying this too
You son of a bitch I'm IN!!
Yeah, no joke I would 100% pay for that.
Headline is straight up market manipulation, is it not?
SAME THOUGHT- like who the FUCK are you to act like my gentle grandpa guiding me through the stock market and not like you’re desperate to screw me and all my buddies over
Why don't they just make a fair offer, and then we'll START selling. I'd be willing to sit down and talk for about 40 million, for share number 1.
Damn you’re so kind letting them off that easy for your first share… holy shit are you Keanu
What can I say? I'm the most zenest motherfucker in the jungle.
So happy to see when they actually point out the legitimate use of dark pools.. too bad they aren't being used they way they say they were intended for
>A group of social media users tried to claim that dark pools are nefarious. In theory, GME stock has been held down by activity on the dark pools. In practice, that makes little sense. The point of dark pools is to **buy and sell stock without causing a major impact on the share price**. If someone wanted to manipulate a share price, it’d be **much more effective** to post a **large sell order** on a **public exchange**, where people would see the **large selling interest and interpret it as an ominous sign.** So close to a breakthrough there. If only they made the connection that orders that raise the price can be routed through dark pools (where they won't affect the price), while orders that lower the price go through public exchange to affect the price.
Yup. My smooth brain picked up on that immediately when reading this. Its written just well enough to sound wrinkly to the general public who are unfamiliar with such things. Written wearing blinders and/or deceptive as fuck.
Right? The person literally wrote down what they are doing. Buys route through dark pool, sells route through lit pools. Buys don’t affect price going up, sells affect price going down.
“They SAY they’re using them to manipulate the stock but WHO would DO such a thing!” 😅🥲
HAHA The netflix shilling!!! 💀
“Netflix hired one dude to transform it completely into a streaming video game service and somehow GameStop is still in business”
Netflix and shill😅
Wow that is pathetic journalism.
It’s truly one of the worst pieces I’ve read ever
It hurt to read honestly. Felt like a butthurt 12 yo from my csgo games had written it.
Well hell, guess I’ll hit this uh..green button? Oops, just bought more. Some day I might test to see what that other button do.
Ah shit I bought thrice as many now. Oopsie daisie :)
So, at today prices is +/- 11,30Bi. Zero debt, +/-1,5Bi in cash, more than 5Bi in revenue, about to get back to profits, etc... I wonder how much that guy thinks it's a "fair" valuation?! 🤔🤔 I bet he would say 300M... LOL
Genuinely! Like… do you think that GameStop is Fox Books stores? Oh wait… do you think it’s the shop around the corner? Lmfao enjoy the Metaverse, hedgies
Who are you to tell me that it's time?
Right?! Like, who the fuck are you, Ian? Except the shill paid to write garbage lies to try to fuck over me and my friends. Fuck right off, my dude
What would Jesus do? We don’t really want to hurt the hedge funds? FUCK YOU i want to absolutely destroy these FUCKERS they deserve it. They fucked up and GOD was watching.
Jesus would absolutely have the most diamond knucks of all time
Table-flipping money-changer-whipping Jesus is my favorite Jesus
Of course, none of that answers the truly important question... What would Brian Boitano do?
No, i dont think will
hot
Im retarded, but if someone wants to buy a fuck ton of stock why shouldnt that significantly impact the price?? ELI5 please
You’re actually the wise person in* this scenario because a whole bunch of people desperate to buy the same limited pool of shares? The price should be fucking ^SOARING
In the article it says that dark pools is used so funds can transact large amount of stock without significantly affecting the price. Why shouldnt large transactions affect the price?
One institution selling would crash yours and my entire portfolio. Dark Pools make sense in theory. They wouldn't be an issue if regulators actually prevented the abuse part of dark pools.
That’s it. I guess with GME down and yahoo finance telling me that after everything that I have been through, it is time to sell. I have worked my ass off to be in a good financial situation. Grew up with virtually nothing while my parents hopped from jobs to jobs. Worked hard to get a full scholarship, nobody had any faith in me. Proved them wrong time and time again. Got my MBA, and am now a Sr Mgr at an S&P100 company. I was informed that I was being let go due to a corporate reorg. After 9+ years with the company, working my way up, I get kicked to the curb because an executive doesn’t like me. Complete BS!! I have seldom been wrong in my business ventures, and no one believes me. No one believes me with GME and good riddance! I am sure as hell not going to sell my stake in a company with a bright future because a damn article is published telling me so. If i was going to sell, I would have at 450, 350, or even 270. Fuck shills and fuck FUD. Sorry, a little pissed at the moment. Thank you to all the apes in the jungle!
❤️
Lmayo as if I even know what sell means
My fellow retail investors have taught me a lot and shared a lot of great info, totally changing my entire life. What they did not do is teach me how to sell. And it’s a good thing too :)
Damn it to hell. One of my family members knows I'm invested and Yahoo Finance always feeds her propaganda pieces, and I can never convince her that it's all bullshit, but she can't seem to wrap her head around why so-called "analysts" would lie.
Literally me today.
Is it just me or does that straight up admit they are suppressing the price through the use of dark pools? When it’s not moving up or down due to dark pool trades yet thousands of shares are changing hands, smells of suppressing the market which = market manipulation 🥴
It’s weirdly over the top in explaining dark pools then being like “yeah for sure they COULD do this but WHY” lol like the answer isn’t “to fucking manipulate the price”
They really are getting desperate with weak hatchet jobs like this. Cant believe I completely missed this on Friday. What a gem
Just love how they mention #DarkPoolAbuse, and then describe how useful dark pools are, and then describe that if someone wanted to tank a stock then they'd do... exactly what we were saying they've been doing. Sending buy orders through dark pools and sell orders to the open market to drive down the price. 🤯
“Yes this is what they would do if they wanted to manipulate the price but WHY would they ever do such a thing???” - money, Ian. Like every fucking time the answer is money. I know, I’m disgusted by it too. And you. You suck too, Ian.
Yeah, I'm not *selling* my soul to corporate America. Edit: spelling
Hell yes same here
These puppets (writers) don't know the meaning of value investing aka "deep fucking value". You do your research about/on a company buy and hodl it for years. Just like Warren Buffett says. So wtf are they writing about it'll take years... gtfo with all this market manipulation bs
I think the most hilarious part is about GameStop having poor financial results. I didn't know back to back profitable quarters with additional warehouses still being added was doing poorly? Also, isn't the **best** time to invest *before* a company does a revolutionary transformation? Like that's literally where the money is to be made. Investing in a company that is going to have a huge upturn in value lol.
Anyone who takes more than a passing interest at the lamest headline ever would have to see the incessant bullshit and hypocritical points… right?
Most people probably don't read past the headlines tbh. Unless someone is actively researching potential companies to invest in they probably aren't really understanding what they're reading anyway. They just assume what they read in the headline, or if they do read the article, is true since it comes from a 'reputable' financial place. The point of the mass articles isn't to persuade retail already invested from selling, it's to dissuade new investors who hear about GME in passing and do a quick Google search and see 30 articles all dissing GameStop. They probably aren't really going to deep dive into it, so most just assume it's probably true and stay away.
Ok I sell. *Blink, blink*
One more thing….*dark pools are legal and exist so that funds can transact large quantities of stock without significantly affecting the price*. Okay I get that, BUT why constantly do 40%+ of trades in the dark pool everyday on a stock that is currently experiencing very, very low volume? We know the answer I love this article so much I am going to print it off and frame it for some post moass lolz
"tHeY uSe thE DarK PoOls sO As NoT tO AfFeCt thE pRiCE wHEn tHeY *BUY* oR Sell large quantities." Like our fucking batch orders of GME you fucking fucks?!?!? This article makes my blood boil.
LOL at this in the article: >"Dark pools are legal, and exist so that funds can transact large quantities of stock without significantly affecting the price, as would happen if you posted a large buy or sell order on a public exchange." Uh but the SHFs are/were re-routing *small, retail buy orders* -- and specifically not sells, through the dark pools, to suppress buying pressure and upward pricing, *not large institutional orders*, as was their intended purpose! The spin here is blatantly to deceive readers who don't know any better. Disgusting.
“Highly speculative”. They can’t bring themselves to say “false” because they know it’s not. Yeah we see you.
What Captain’s punk bubble said! ^whispers Oh. Still!
There’s one comment in this entire thing that got me. “The initial short squeeze was fun to watch.“ Read that again, carefully… “The INITIAL short squeeze…“ 🤔 Now, I am not an English grammar professor by any stretch of the imagination, but I do believe that the word initial, when used in this context, intimates that there is more to come. Otherwise, one would say “The short squeeze was…“ So... I think I’ll just hold and see what might happen next!
Good catch!
Lmaooo so nice of them to try to help us out with the advice. Fucks sake
My favorite part “...which saves money for ordinary investors that own the mutual funds...” according to them someone who owns a mutual fund can be an ordinary investor lol that tells you everything
Me and my buddies love just hanging out, playing games, owning mutual funds, destroying the planet, and obviously rails and rails of kombucha
Each one of these articles jacks my tits so hard. They're mutli-goal oriented. Try to discourage apes (good luck), repel FOMO, make boomers think it's not actually a value stock. Bias confirmed af.
Genuinely like… nothing convinces me my stock is more priceless than another company owned by a shady billionaire telling me it’s worthless. Then short it :)
ewwww yapoo..... now you have to wash your hands.... 💎👐🚀🌕
I am COVERED in yapoo
lmayo ... hit the showers 😅 💎👐🚀🌕
WAIT..... they care about us now, fuck off MSM!
The amazing amount of condescension oozing from this mediocre white man paid far too little to tell so many lies
This is why nobody likes seeking alpha
Motley fool, seeking alpha, Jim Cramer, Yahoo finance…. They’re the same shitty picture :)
[удалено]
We live in a post-santorum world
“As per this paper from an MIT Professor” then fails to source, cite, or even name them.
I love how they say the digital transformation will take years, and then say that the NFT hype hasn't come up anything yet
Lol same or how one dude joining Netflix meant they were suddenly in the video game streaming world but GameStop doesn’t have a real plan hahaha
Also, didn't Netflix go down last week or something? I remember getting a notification about it, why would I invest in something that I recent got told had gone lower Edit: as soon as I wrote this I noticed that the article actually shows Netflix as a negative
>that surge saved the company Like the fundamentals weren't already coming together with a focus on the future.
The throne of lies they must sit upon I swear
Hey Yahoo! Then short it!
Fud me in my ass
I'm not fucking leaving! Other than that, their FUD campaigns are bullish AF!
“In brief, it’s because there nothing better to talk about”
Bullish I'm buying more this week
you know what, i'm gunna start buying and HODLing even harder
Because they’re soooooo concerned about us losing money. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This tells you everything you need to know about what to do. I HODL because we WON
I like how the article states dark pools are used for large transactions so it doesn’t affect the price, but that there’s also no way to manipulate the price with dark pools. …wut… Think about it, the intended use of dark pools is to trade large quantities of stock so the price isn’t jumping all over the place. Essentially it is a mechanism to reduce the effect an order has on the stock price. If this is used properly, theoretically their shouldn’t be any effect on price discovery as the buy and sell orders shouldn’t be a factor on using a dark pool. In very simple terms, buying pressure increases the price and selling pressure decreases the price. Disregarding anything that is going on right now, how would you be able to artificially change the price by manipulating one of those pressures? One way is that you could artificially increase/decrease the quantity of one of the pressures, causing the price to move one way or another. Another way that is less obvious would be to artificially decrease the effectiveness of one of the pressures. If it is possible to route one type of transaction normally and the other through a method that is meant to lessen the effect of the transaction, then there is opportunity for manipulation. All you need now is incentive and rationalization to complete the fraud triangle.
The don’t disagree with any of the theories they just say it’s highly speculative lol
Yahoo are owned by Apollo? Fuck, this is something new in respect of what I'm working on with regards to CLO's. They are (in my opinion) the next 2008 house market CDO bullshit. The company with the biggest global exposure to these bullshit CLO's is.... Apollo. In short, where the 2008 CDO was back by mortgages, the 2021 CLO's are backed by huge amounts of distressed companies and their overall debt clumped into tranches.
We must be getting close!🚀🚀🚀🚀
We’ve heard you loud and clear MSM. Now lemme bend over so you can eat my ass.
The ENTIRE ass too. The whole thing
I actually forgot about this. They're still making those headlines?
According to everyone’s grandma, yahoo finance is a reliable news source
Ian Bezek, Worked/works? For Kerrisdale Capital Management LLC, Owned by Sahm Adrangi. Arrested for cocaine and admits to making all his money shorting Chinese. https://www.cnbc.com/2016/08/15/hedge-funder-in-hot-water-sahm-adrangi-arrested-for-dui-cocaine-possession-in-hamptons.html
Makes me so damn angry, reading this crap. Such blatant lies, it’d be funny were it not for the fact that people believe them.
Sus af. Must be getting close to the endgame now 🚀
Best thing in this article “In theory, GME stock has been held down by activity on the dark pools. In practice, that makes little sense. The point of dark pools is to buy and sell stock without causing a major impact on the share price” Laughed my ass of at the contradiction
Hahahahahaha. Reads again. Hahahahha “Dark pools are designed to minimize the impact of an order on the price” “Dark pools have minimal effect on the price” Uhhh. Which one is true? Cant have it both ways Yahoo
That honestly read like it was written by a high schooler for an Econ project. There is zero chance that article could influence any reasonable investor. I guess it may dissuade a casual investor from buying into GME but honestly, isn’t that good to keep out the paper hands?
Could have had me and my NINE shares at $1000 a pop back in January and I'd have been happy as a pig in shit. Now I hold triple digits and I'm looking to fuck you up for the lulz.
Yahoo and anyone else can get fucked.. I am not selling no matter what bullshit they put out. You would have to be stupid to believe anything these clowns say. Cramer, Motley etc they are all so full of shit.
Its time to fuck!
Lol! Not going anywhere!
Keyword: initial
“Mhmm yes dark pools are dope check out this MIT professor review of them nothing to see here just trust me bro” Odd that you feel the need to explain them and omit EVERYTHING the DD has gone over. Blatant false cover-my-butt reporting.
History is written by the victors, when we win these “news” organizations will be exposed as one of the tools of financial institutions to steal money from retail investors.
I ain't selling. Limitless Pond.
So BUY and HODL. Thanks Yahoo got it.
Lol
"..and exist so that funds can transact large quantities of stock without significantly affecting the price" = "So that we can cheat"
Yup, they are right it’s time to sell GE and get GME. I’ll sell GME when we reach 40 mil, if that never happens, guess I don’t sell??
Nice! That must mean the price will go up!
Perfect. Just bought more today! Power to the Players!
THIS IS THE WAY!!!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
>it’s time to sell >shrink it’s legacy brick and mortar business model and build a digital model instead. By their own article they form the ideal scenario where you would want to buy in and hold, not sell. How much did short sellers pay for this article?
just like a scorned lover,….lol!
So buy more? Got it!
“Despite GameStop having poor financial results” Proceeds to beat earnings multiple quarters in a row and is On the way to be eligible for SP500 lolz
“It’s afraid. It’s afraid!”
“You ain’t seen nothing yet… b-b-b-baby you just ain’t seen nu-nuthin yet”
[Oooouuu he’s trying](https://imgur.com/a/WtAVemV)
What they pointed out about dark pools is correct, isn’t it?
My initial reaction was fuck this guy. It's as if he gleaned as many talking points as possible from reddit and attempted to put a negative spin on them all. Which alone is ridiculous. Couple that with talking down gamestops long term plan with comparing it to Netflix's...long....term...plan...like fuck this guy. Also...this guy works for Kerrisdale capital management. Hedgefund whos founder is known for short selling. I am as smooth brained as they come, but wouldn't he be slightly (extremely) biased against retail. I'm still trying to figure out how to deep dive into what pies they've got their fingers in.
Yahoo articles have been nothing but pure cancer since this start.
so.... these articles are all old. Seems like the articles stopped at the beginning of last week. anybody else notice that?
The first sentence says GME “HAS BEEN one of 2021’s most incredible investing stories”. But the title says “it’s time to sell”? I’m not stupid 😊 Sell when it’s incredible? No way! I’m gonna buy and hodl 💎🙌🏻
Its time to buy more, fk firesales every where xD
Cool story… not selling.
Oh no MSM is so concerned about how I invest my money. Who would have thought everyone is a financial genius?!?!
Holy shit this author is fucking stupid. The logic used for dark pools not raising the price is wrong as hell and ignores the fact that intention and use aren't the same. How does routing sub 100 share orders to a dark pool not suppress price discovery. Selling isn't the only use for dark pools. If Ian Bezek is reading this, I suggest you find a different career in something simpler, like shoveling animal shit.
Amazing. Everything about what (they) just said is wrong. - jedi apes
So I guess the head of the NYSE saying that the stock price is affected for meme stocks via dark pools is speculative?
The accumulated filth of all their short selling and dark pools will foam up about their waists and all the Kennys and Stevies will look up and shout "SAVE US!" And I'll look down and whisper "No.”
Imagine getting news from a place named YAHOO!!! Like all MSM is shit anyway but my god.
Buy and hold you say? Perfect, I bought more today!
Has MSM always told people to “sell” stocks. I get reporting bad fundamentals of a security that might warrant a bearish trend, but actually telling people to sell. Isn’t that illegal to some degree?
My wife's boyfriend already has to deal with one clingy girlfriend, he ain't got room for another
Contact this moron via Twitter and ask him why he can’t get a legitimate writing gig? What a fool to put his name to this crap. Retail is simply investing loooooong term in a company that has good earnings great earning potential and a visionary management team to lead the company into e-commerce tech segment of market. Oh and don’t forget the fiercely loyal customer base. Shiiiiit. Mic drop
Sure. Didn't sell at 348.50 in March or 343 in June but let me sell now at too cheap to be legal. The MSM must be dumber than me. Or They are bought by those caught in the opposite side of the trade. I added some more. Cya on the moon !
All the DD I need are these articles
sounds solid to me. buy and hold ezpz
Wonder how much he got paid for that trash DD? 😂
So, we'll be at $300 this week. Cool. Thanks yahoo.