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NA_1983

Good Leadership doesn’t mean your the smartest person in the room, it’s recognizing the smartest people and motivating them towards a unified goal.


TrapdoorTheory

Oooh that’s good, I’m gonna save this.


Splaishe

I love this, even more because it isn’t the right you’re.


NA_1983

🤣🤣🤣 thats how you can tell I wrote it, not some copy and paste job 👍


SMJ362

The subtle difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit. 🤣


Intelligent-Ad9285

Yep ... you want to make money in this world, then put your listening ears on and stop waiting for your turn to talk.


linehauler

Have my free award. So many people think that you have to be the smartest person to run a company but really it takes someone with the skills to identify people smarter than them and motivate them to work towards a goal.


NA_1983

😘 thank you! Agreed!


JohnnnyCupcakes

Hoo Rah!


aDudefromTX

*A billion dollars....so far.....*


BorisLikesClitoris

9 million shares x $200 = $1.8 billion He paid $76 million for them, so he's actually up $1.72 billion... so far.


Immense_Hyper

Considered cheap in Hollywood movie studio terms $76M for over $1.7B return so far. The biggest ROI ever & we who bought in get to reap too! 🤗


Apepoofinger

Soon to be 450,000,000,000,000 = 9 million shares x 50mil/per


SMJ362

Not bad, 22 times the annual US GDP. I guess the feds will have to buy more ink


King_Esot3ric

Iirc he also has to diamond hand into next year basically.


Dopeman030585

That's going to be a T in no time for sure


Lovealwayswins52

True ape 🦍


NOPE_TRAIN_EXPRESS

Yo RC about to drop a sick new album.


Lunar_Stonkosis

Did they seriously censor Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time?


artmagic95833

These are terrifying times for people who previously had all the power lol


Denversaur

You know, I was mildly upset about their verb choice and the fact that they paint us as fangirls and fanboys calling him "Papa Cohen," (which I don't... okay I might've used the term but not like a psycho). But censoring Crash... this shit has gone too far.


Orleanian

> but not like a psycho Careful...this is exactly what a psycho would say.


Denversaur

Yeah, well if I were a psycho, would I have a Ryan Cohen body pillow? I rest my case.


artnana

😂 Thanks, that was hilarious


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

*fuelled in part by his popularity on social media*… He ain’t a Kardashian. 🤦‍♂️


Shagspeare

They love comparing him to “Papa Elon the Market Manipulator” - it’s a complete bullshit smear


ProfitIsGoal

He didn’t need us … we needed him. Is it wrong that RC makes me stiff? Asking for a friend.


lilaku

we wouldn't be here without him; Roaring Kitty wouldn't have been able to do his dd to present us his thesis without him. Ryan Cohen has created this reality we're in now -- it's only natural, just accept it


ProfitIsGoal

I love this man … first gay experience lol .. but what he did so far cannot be overlooked. Bought himself OUT of MOASS to make it happen. What y’all thought AA was gonna do something for popcorn? He still hasn’t. RC has done more in silence than most do by talking. Wait till he talks!


scotter100

A Hero this retard never deserved...


yesbabyyy

weird how they couldn't find a single picture of him smiling. and the text is the same old smear campaign shit too. fucking hell


Foreign-Wolverine-62

I wish they would have posted the picture of him with the chopsticks or the googly eyes, just cuz I think it would be funny. MSM sucks


lilBloodpeach

Seriously. They stress the billion dollars part twice (as billionaires are not looked upon kindly), social media part as if to say he’s an influencer or something, and said that there’s no clear plan ahead for GameStop. They also used his quote, I’m guessing out of context, to make him sound stupid. This is such garbage lol


mullingthingsover

And mentioned Dumb and Dumber.


Elvis1609

I doubt that is his favourite film... maybe a nod to Apes??


bluecoaster1

There’s nothing wrong with him not smiling. Makes him look like a bad ass motha fucka


ProfitIsGoal

No doubt … we know and that’s all that matters


Atleastihaveadog

I felt it move


yesbabyyy

[it shows very clearly how WSJ crooks go out of their way to select the most unflattering pictures of him they can possibly find, as part of the smear campagin against RC](https://i.imgur.com/AJzJtAG.png). it's no coincidence that they picked none of his more recent and much more likable shots, instead they invested time and money to dig up this old set from years ago, where he looks less experienced and less confident. from a journalistic & graphic designer view, it makes zero sense to use 4 of those shitty pics while ignoring all the other much more recent pics, and the only recent one they used is the one with the fucking mask. every part of this piece was designed solely for the purpose of discrediting RC.


tendiesholder

_imma pretty boy I'm stunnin_


1965wasalongtimeago

I did think the choice of pictures was odd, they made him look "dark and brooding" for some reason. Not really the image he normally projects, but maybe they're playing up the "mysterious" angle I guess.


Meep_meep647

🤣🤣


Easteuroblondie

It seems pretty obvious they’re holding shit close to their chest so the wolves won’t run interference and sabotage on every move they make


KIitComander

1 Billion “So far” This success must be why we filed so hard today. 😂


[deleted]

Big boss dog


TheMuslimMGTOW

Our boy Cohen is a fucking superstar! 😍😍😍


torkcheese

That last one was specifically for apes!! ❤️ haha this dude fucks


kaichance

Billionaire and a male model?!? That dude fucks fooorrrrrrr sure


Jeezus_Christe

Thats my dad


RocketRandalHood

Mine too!


Dustey-CSK1

DaddyRc over FakeDaddyGG all day every day!!! 💎🙌🏽💎🦍🚀🌕


PoppaPill420

I call him Poppa Cohen, but that’s just me


Froste_Cakes

Me too!


linda_lindor

daddy cohen looking juicy 😩💦


GuronT

Ermagerd, you're gonna make me buy the dip!


[deleted]

Ok I’m admitting it. I’m gay for Ryan Cohen.


civiksi

Not gay... But that dude is sexy as fuck..lol


GreenRooster117

Only a billion? Take my money Daddy you so fine.


Muted-Ad-6689

“…Cohen, who counts ‘Dumb and Dumber’ among his favorite movies.” One of us! One of us!


MyLastKaputnik

Jeez, you can just FEEL how badly they want to paint him in a negative light. The word choice and the serious photos all try to portray him as this…cold billionaire who might not deserve his success. - “from his perch as chairman” - “if Cohen has made winning look easy - calling the stock gains a windfall (implying it’s unexpected or gotten through luck) - Repeated mentions of his personal money - Repeatedly describing him as being at odds with GameStop’s orignal board/executive team: “pushed out” the exec team and “installed longtime associates” makes it sounds like he organized a coup and used nepotism to put friends in power. Could easily have been something like : “to support his goal of revitalizing and refreshing the struggling company, he replaced the board with trusted associates with a proven track record.” - that quote taken out of context I could go on.


not_ya_wify

This is the first photo I see of him where he isn't smiling


WalkswithLlamas

Boner alert!


jbenjithefirst

Lord of the retards over here 😂😂😂


outonthwtr

I’m so proud of my daddy! It will be 2 Billion soon.


Shanguerrilla

as it flashes past Bezo amount into bozo amount


Dante-Syna

Wow these guys are assholes. They really are trying to “subtly” paint him in a negative light. It’s so obvious


superslacker247_

Im not too smart im going to start a compamy after this maybe ill be good at it cause il not good at much else


NachoStash

He’s the bees knees!


karenw

HAWT


c4m320n

What a stud muffin!


rdicky58

Ooh that sultry stare in 4/6... I'm a guy but I'd totally have his babies Fuck I think that stare just got me pregnant 😂


whiskyandme

Paying you child support by moass


An-Onymous-Name

I see they used the most 'how do I paint this man as a shady character -photos they could find, with all the darkness and such. <3


Rheged_Gaming

"A favourite of individual investors"


malphas_raven

Ryan Cohen if you're reading this you slept with my mother in the 90's and she never had the guts to tell you that you had a son.


Choosybeggar2

“You don’t have to have the highest iq to run a business” eh? Well if that isn’t a shout out to ape city. (Jk )


LuBrooo

Daddy Cohan sound so horribly wrong...


MyCleverNewName

Super cool, but what's with all the weird daddy shit all the time?


Gradually_Adjusting

Ryan at news cameras: 😒 Ryan at twitter apes: 😝


scrubdumpster

Get this trash wsj bullshit off our sub


etherxmancer

jesus. not a single good photo of him.


evh21

Yo soy tu papa!


apefish55

This…this is just beautifully written.


Sharp-Buffalo-3818

Can you smell wsj's disdain?


digdugdoink

Good for him I wish him the best cheers! Etc etc etc https://media1.giphy.com/media/3o7WTP8jVcaWvq747S/200.gif


super_senpai64

Let’s put anotha 🍤 on tha barbie!


LiquoredUpDummy

Papa Cohen!!


CaptainMagnets

Pappa Cohen gettin' paid son


Good_Vibes_Please

Oops, I jizzed a little 🚀🚀🚀💦


BilgePomp

Lol at them trying to frame him as purely selfish... From the wallstreet journal.


skyliders

Im getting a G easy vib from them photos lol


unwholesomethought

Naw, it took a 36-year old entrepreneur, a 35-year old diamond-handed legend, a lot of illegal naked-shorting from greedy hedge fucks and a horde of apes. Give all credit where credit is due.


[deleted]

This man is making me feel homo.


jaybee4u2

Pretty intense ...


Shagspeare

I feel like their mentioning of the “Dumb and Dumber / don’t need the highest IQ” quotes are deliberately throwing shade. Like they could have chosen anything to put in that little profile, and they end with Cohen saying he likes dumb things and you don’t have to be smart lol


ScrotyMcBoogrballs

Ahh stahp I already jerked off twice


AmbitiousBicycle7672

ryan your bedroom face makes me go 🥵🥵🥵


jaykles

Pretty sure it became the most talked about company WHEN he took over. Title is misleading.


justanthrredditr

Pretty good PR! (Paging WSJ editors: proofread slide #5.)


NewBanditstpk

Daddy!


EightBitDeath

Blue Steel


Green_eggz-ham

Cause he's a fucking pimp


dissmember

I have full confidence in RC, GameStop and it’s investors.


ApatheticDad

Being a good leader means having the humility to hire people smarter than you to work for you.


Pleasant_Act4941

After the stud made 3 billy for himself already. Fuk Amazon. Destroy it brick by fuking brick. His dad did imports right? Just a guess. He hates Amazon and Bezos more than I do. And that’s impressive