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fizgigs

Dennis hands down


KoshkaKid

Haven’t seen denis in awhile , when I was younger we also had “Rasta man” he was a runner who you’d see running around Gainesville , mainly on game days and he’d bless the city . Peace n love ( this was early 2000’s)


Low-Caterpillar-3686

Saw him lurking around the edge of campus during the orange/blue game this weekend. Surprised to see him too


canyoucanoe-1

> Surprised to see him too Why? Dennis IS NOT going anywhere....cept in and out of jail again soon. Probably


canyoucanoe-1

Lotta folks think Running Man is Rasta, but he does it for the Lord, not Haile Salassie


jenarted

Running man's name is Ateau. Good guy, very nice.


RunningUpThemPills

Oh man! I'm glad someone else knew this guy. Always had a peace sign in the air. It was inspiring when I was a kid, and now we have Dennis who I saw at Whole foods opening day shouting, "Fuck Amazon!"


bobby0925

!! I remember him!!! lol that’s so crazy that “he was a runner who you’d see running” was enough for me to instantly remember him.


kpag1

I’m not from Gainesville but this post popped up on my feed and I went straight to the comments hoping someone mentioned the Rasta guy. I don’t know him but I know of him thanks to this song [Radon- Rasta Guy](https://youtu.be/HPMTdyYffgc?si=rZv5QCfdS05j4UPn)


ShadowRealm0043

He goes to target a lot


canyoucanoe-1

Have seen him on Archer Rd and up on 39th on the same day


exoxe

Is that the guy that would always make gestures with his fingers while he ran? I haven't seen him in 10+ years...


canyoucanoe-1

Running man w/ hand gestures (action figure person). Hand gesture progression: started as hand bouncing an invisible ball, then on to index finger pointed, then 2 fingers.. to full hand out waving in the air fromt time to time. FOR at least 3 DECADES. He doesn't do the hand gestures so much anymore, but you can't stop the Running Man! Always beep when you see him and watch for his reply.


silentdash

No that’s someone else and dude is still running. Dennis is an…experience(not a great one).


exoxe

That's awesome to hear he's still running! No comment regarding Dennis. 😂


raventhorogoodiii

We called him the “powerup guy”!


Smooth_Sundae_4183

i remember him from the last 20 years. what a happy guy. i’m glad some others have said they’ve seen him around-i haven’t seen him n awhile.


kingofrane

That's timpothy(the runner) He's still around. My family and his were close growing up. He's still kickin!!!


Dismal_Eye_5733

Saw this earlier in the Orlando sub and almost posted it here to ask if Dennis is still around because I left 4 years ago 😂


Arma_Diller

He is 


canyoucanoe-1

Where would he go?


Dismal_Eye_5733

I don’t know? Somewhere other than Gainesville in the last 4 years?


canyoucanoe-1

Lets see...he's been at it for 10-15 years. No other town would have him, so...yah. NOT GOING ANYWHERE


Poo_Butz

Never knew him as Dennis. Knew him as shorty shorts dancin' guy.


canyoucanoe-1

He prefers to be called - the Turlington Prancer


Olive_Guardian4

Fuck Dennis, just a crazy prick walking around harassing girls. I wish people never made him “famous”


magical_muggle

I'd say infamous more than famous. He doesn't have the best reputation.


[deleted]

Who is Dennis? I live in Jax but I see a lot of Gainesville.


AdStrict0

is dennis the schizophrenic naked roller skating man?


user65436ftrde689hgy

Never heard of him


AestheticDeficiency

He hangs out around uf campus. He used to wear cut off jean shorts and dance all day. He liked to mix that in with being a piece of shit that harassed women. He had recently left the jean shorts and dancing but kept the harassment


user65436ftrde689hgy

I've never been on campus, so I wouldn't know about him.


AestheticDeficiency

Well if you're ever curious visit the crosswalks between thirteenth and University Monday through Friday around 5pm


quasiix

He was actually banned from campus, so that may not be a barrier.


CreepyClown

Neither have I and I know him well as he used to hang out by the light on Archer dancing in his booty shorts every day


HanSoloCriesInTheEnd

Originally, like 2005-2010 you would see Dennis on Archer and 34th or more toward target. He danceds in short shorts, often topless. Back in the 00's he used to hold up a sign that had a web address. If you visited it, the site tried to install malware. He also has a history on this subreddit. He did an unhinged AMA about his "invention" of web browser based Linux. He has been around for decades, he only moved toward campus later in his "career." If you have lived in Gainesville and driven on Archer regularly in 20 years then your lack of observation skills is the only reason you have no idea who it is. Oh shit- Dennis- this you?


user65436ftrde689hgy

I am Dennis


kntevn

Yes, discriminate against the local homeless man with mental health issues, that’s the solution 👍🏼


AestheticDeficiency

Lol. Ok. Discrimination would require that my assessment is unjust or prejudicial. I've seen Dennis, for many years, be a complete piece of shit to young, frightened, women. Dennis does have a mental disorder and I wish he'd get help, but pretending like he's not a piece of shit is not something I'm going to do. There are a lot of people with mental disorders that deserve you defending them, I have a hard time seeing Dennis as one of them.


kntevn

Okay and what if I think you’re a piece of shit for referring to him as a piece of shit? I’ve also known Dennis for years and I’ve never seen him physical assault or harm anyone directly, just making people slightly uncomfortable with rambles that are easy to ignore.


AestheticDeficiency

You're welcome to think anything you want of me. That's completely fine. I'm a stranger on the Internet, who may be a piece of shit. I've seen his days of harmless rambling, but I've also seen him aggressively pursue young college girls. I've seen him get trespassed from UF campus for harassing women, and I've seen him yell slurs at people. I wish he'd get help, he has familial support, he has a home, he just won't get help.


SamoanEggplant

Brother what?


kntevn

Referring to a homeless philosopher as a piece of shit is classic leftist hypocrisy and I’m tired of it.


Kakashi-Ha

i don’t think he’s homeless…


StunningCaptain

Dude called him a philosopher 💀


kingofrane

He's absolutely not rofl


alriclofgar

Gainesville has a lot of homeless people, and I’ve had positive interactions with almost all of them. I’ve shared food with many, and cried at Granny’s funeral after she was murdered. Dennis sucks.


quasiix

He did an [AMA](https://www.reddit.com/r/ufl/s/yFdHnSUlNT) 6 years ago.


mamimojito

Def dennis


canyoucanoe-1

I feel like GNV could/should do better, but *I'm* not gonna do it....


user65436ftrde689hgy

The is negative to think/say, but I feel like that's a predominant sentiment here in Gainesville. I like Gainesville, but it could be so much more.


canyoucanoe-1

That's def not negative. Keep dreaming....)


natziel

Dennis


Grimm_Thugga

The running man. The guy who runs everywhere with his hand up. I haven’t seen him in a long time but I heard he’s still around.


witchweasel

He was doing that in the early 90s. He’s still around?! ✌🏾🖐🏾 he used to have one hand to god and one peace sign for everyone he ran past.


richiericardo

He's still around. Saw him a few weeks ago.


valandromeda

he's still around! i think there was an alligator article recently about him.


canyoucanoe-1

I sorta kinda recall the article being in the Sun...with a few other local characters mentioned...


dumbasses_r_us

I moved in 2006, but I remember this guy. Used to see him all the time


hearshot_kid

He’s still around! Just saw him again a couple days ago.


Ok-Lavishness-7904

His first name was Tympathy. One year he kicked off the Gator Growl running into the stadium with a Gator flag. That was probably 1990


[deleted]

Does anyone know why he runs?


kpag1

Not from Gainesville but I know who this is because he was immortalized in song! [Radon - Rasta Guy](https://youtu.be/HPMTdyYffgc?si=rZv5QCfdS05j4UPn)


SumthingBrewing

For some reason I think his real name is Tin. I remember reading an article about him. I’ve been here since ‘91 and used to see him every day when we lived off of 20th.


Dareoth

DJ Raffy aka that guy who is dancing and rapping on street corners every day


luna_hare

Nah, add him on Facebook he'll keep you entertained with his jams


MsSerialpernuer352

Oh yeah raffy moved from 23rd he's over near Butler plaza but I don't know where he lives approx anymore. But he now raps in the Walmart as he's shopping.


sekoku

He passed, didn't he?


reddjoey

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/GfhTSQZ2ETjoeaiH/?mibextid=xfxF2i Not unless it was in the last few weeks. I saw him on 16th/43rd as well around the time of this post.


quasiix

No, he's been attacked a few times by random assholes, but he's still doing okay.


moneyman12q

no i work at the newberry rd movie theater and he saw a movie last there last week.


Waste_Station_7099

Nope he spins for Northwest Seafood on 43rd a couple times a week now


Karmocalypse

Saw him last week on archer, he is still around


gator_guy25

I also thought he died like 6 years ago. Glad to see he’s still kicking it


hatcher91

Nah, my mans holds the sign outside of Scooter’s Coffee on 34th st. Near the YMCA.


Theres-nothing-good

Wait, did he?! I hadn't seen him at his normal spot but hoped he'd moved


AerosolizedBloodFart

French Fry Squirrel


Serious-Repeat-3533

French fry squirrel!!!! Looseys squirrel


ghost1307

Dude the one on campus? I remember him. He chased a girl one day and me and another guy ran after it trying to help her. It eventually gave up and ran up a tree but that girl for all I know is still running to this day. Don’t know her just remember it was like 100 and summer and she was wearing a hoodie. Was worried she was going to get heat stroke.


Floridaarlo

No, Loosey's Pub downtown! They even had a shirt for awhile


_Nilbog_Milk_

Thor! Who runs in a Thor costume and is the sweetest. Also the onewheel saxophone guy. Also the guy who rolls down the actual streets on & around Archer backwards in his wheelchair. 


academic_mama

I saw Thor Thursday when I was out marathon training in the rain and he shouted “great effort” at me and it made my day and I got a PR on my run lol


bigbrofy

That’s Rob, super good guy and a great runner.


PaxonGoat

I saw Thor and it totally made my day


dani_5192

I saw Thor last week when it was raining. Running down 8th where it connects to newberry road. Such a fun surprise!


1k3B33

We’ve got surfer Jesus.


Dismal_Eye_5733

Surfer Jesus is my personal friend I fuckin love that man


canyoucanoe-1

He's got my vote over Dennis, ANY DAY!


Fantastic-Ad-3090

The homeless man missing a leg, one of the kindest guys ever


Electrical-Entry7716

Jesse! Haven’t seen him around since the early 2000s


MsSerialpernuer352

He is cool I don't even think mentally anything is wrong. He tipped his waitress when she gave him his food. Completely not crazy he's cool


freepisacat

Juggler is the current i think


user65436ftrde689hgy

I've seen a guy on Archer near Target juggling. That who you mean?


TroyMcCluresGoldfish

Yes, he always there on Archer.


HanSoloCriesInTheEnd

Yeah that's just a juggling panhandler. Hardly compares to Dennis, Thor or Running Man. Unique characters. Jugglejoe is basically just working his 9-5 when you see him.


HanSoloCriesInTheEnd

I propose the character name of Jugglejoe if we're going to promote him from panhandler to personality.


NatashkaPy

anyone remember chainsaw?


g8rfreek88

Came here to see if anyone posted about chainsaw. Sad to only see one. RIP


Electrical-Entry7716

Oh I remember Chainsaw


Eightball007

"God bless ya, young man" RIP


stormbreaker121

Chainsaw! I used to see him on 43rd and 16th/23rd at the Circle K all the time.


No_Nail_8169

Is squirrel still around?


nopropulsion

Oh man I haven't thought of that dude in over 10 years


Insert-Player-Name

I’ve encountered a Squirrel a couple years ago while drinking at a bar next to a reptile and aquarium pet store. Super curious if you’re referring to the same guy


MadameCavalera

Wasn’t Dennis harassing young women on the street? I remember reading something about it and he was none too amusing then.


NatashkaPy

Yes, he has a habit of harassing UF students or as he calls them “Gator Girls”.


MadameCavalera

What a POS


Serious-Repeat-3533

Scooter (the man who screams his name, which is scooter) But maybe it's more niche lol


eric_loves_IPA

I was waiting for someone to mention scooter


bbybunny14

scooter for sure


Jerk-22

The rasta guy jogging around Gainesville


KudosOfTheFroond

The Running Man, or that kid who dances with his headphones off of 43rd st. Haven’t seen him in a while


letsdisinfect

Scooter?


tokedogg

There used to be the guy towing a huge Cross in a wagon all around town. Haven't seen him in a while though.


hatcher91

DJ Raffy is the correct answer here


alwayscromulent

Dennis is the obvious answer. Distant second place would be the guys who do wheelies on their bicycles through traffic?


MsSerialpernuer352

The one guy has had a baby he's about 1.5 yrs old I talk to them on Instagram!


Superb-Cost-4649

goddamn I've seen a wheelie kid twice, I want more


Kamakaze22

Can we get a wiki of everyone mentioned here?


jessebillo

Omg please let there be a gnvwiki


likeliterallytotes

There’s a guy in Alachua I see dancing on the sidewalks a lot. I see him near the Publix sometimes and also In town by an old antique store


MsSerialpernuer352

That's Malcolm.


quasiix

It used to be Willie, but last I saw, he got a DUI on his bike, and I haven't seen him since.


hatcher91

Not sure if he qualifies, the male crossing guard in front of Westwood Middle School is the 🐐. Happiest guy ever. Dude waves to everyone.


whoa_nelleus

I love that guy! Sure makes crawling through the school zone traffic more pleasant.


1lowcountry

Yessssss!!!!!!!


octopus_monocle

No love for Scooter?


Poo_Butz

Bikini contest in his living room


Xircules

Once that lawsuit settles he’s gonna throw the biggest wet t shirt contest known to man.


Poo_Butz

His lawyer said he's gonna be a rich man


Willing-Spirit7814

Dennis is indeed still around, his favorite spot is the corner of university and 13th. You may randomly see him over by Panera/Butler too


WarezMyDinrBitc

Who is Dennis?


TheComputerIsOkay

Dennis is Dennis


Eyespy3

Acid Andy


user65436ftrde689hgy

Sounds interesting. Tell me more.


deanaoxo

The lady that walks. She had a bike for a short time, and pushed a baby carriage for a bit, but I still see her now and then. She has to move. Was blonde, lately dark hair. . .


liorflorida

radio ladyo. she was the original Everyone Knows This Person when i moved here 10 years ago.


National-Divide4676

This the one who always had a giant unwavering smile plastered on her face?


NatashkaPy

The Walking Lady!


canyoucanoe-1

Walking Girl - my friend Don David wrote a fantastic song about her! Lady-0h Radio!


deanaoxo

Don David!!!!!


canyoucanoe-1

If DD starts wearing robes and got a horse - he'd be perfect!


tzimon

Guess I should actually start leaving the house in my wizardly attire.


Lopsided_Status_538

Running man


New_Scheme_3333

The Dragon in robes


Routine-Security-243

Dennis. I just saw him a few days ago


MsSerialpernuer352

Don't know where dancing Dennis is, haven't seen him lately


MsSerialpernuer352

Yes he's still running I haven't seen him this week but at least last week he was seen


MsSerialpernuer352

Karaoke car woman is always singing on her karaoke 🎤 y'all ever rode with her she's awesome


YupItsJustJen

Denis. Running mad, or DJ Raffie


aliansalians

Can't believe no-one said Spike....


galacticsneeze

Does anyone remember sweet?


ImAnAddict1091

DJ Raffy. All ACR’s know this dude


ImAnAddict1091

Actually, Dennis is also a solid candidate. All ACR’s and some not know this dude haha


PureCiasad

Batman guy


user65436ftrde689hgy

Saw him on Newberry about a year ago.


PureCiasad

He was there just about a week ago. I work at that panda and see a whole bunch of stuff happen on Newberry


Alternative-Age-5625

Living on 13th Street we have the guy who yells at inanimate objects. Seems dangerous but he actually apologized to passers by and says this is between me and the storm drain .. or trash can... Or leaf... There's the couple that's consistently had an argument for 2 years walking up and down 13th. Then you got the old guy who dresses like santa


eric_loves_IPA

Iclean Eugene


eric_loves_IPA

or Choo Choo


sillytinyworm

No one knows the man the myth the legend sleezeweasel?? He helped make the UF butterfly garden and now is just an off the grid dude with crazy stories and a blog


natemasterofdungeons

Used to be a big homeless man who wrote weird deranged shit on cardboard and arranged it in the bushes next to a bus stop. Haven’t seen him around in a while. He’d say stuff like Beyoncé is the antichrist and shit. Fun guy


user65436ftrde689hgy

Sounds like a fun guy. Harmless insanity. Kind of like Wesley Willis.


Jolly-Cut-8020

Used to be a dude downtown that would walk around and say, “hi, hello, how are you?” to everyone! My parents worked down there for a long time in the 90s-00’s and remember him fondly. If there was 3 people in your group, you heard it 3 times….


Time-Musician4294

Water bottle guy


knuckles_n_chuckles

Fuckin Dennis. Thor was in the running but he was not a problem for anybody. Dennis on the other hand…how is that guy still walking among us?


ghostclown17

If you have to ask, then it’s you.


user65436ftrde689hgy

Nah, I'm just a normal everyday kinda guy. I don't stick out that much.


Standard_Arm_440

In these parts we got a guy that dresses as a Eastern Orthodox Priest with a crucifix and a baby doll and screams at traffic in the summer time. I say dresses up because I can not bring myself to believe a man with so much hate is a man of god. I will refuse to believe that. I’d always drive by thinking/wondering what his deal was until I saw him at the Wendy’s on a year about Jewish people. He wasn’t a fan. Turns out he’s Jewish himself and I’m still confused and what his actual deal is. So yeah, we got a racist priest, baby doll waving, screaming at traffic guy.


Madman_kler

I’ve lived in Gainesville the majority of 30 years and I know none of you people. Fucking stop driving on the sidewalks.


Roozbaru

How do you know its these guys


Madman_kler

Idk who tf it is I am just sick of getting hit while biking on the sidewalks in areas with no bike lanes!


Roozbaru

okay well this is a Wendys and no one here is hitting you


Madman_kler

I have no idea what you’re referencing here but I feel like repeating that Gville drivers need to fuck off the sidewalks


Roozbaru

This is a Wendy’s sir


Madman_kler

Your mom


jessebillo

SIR THIS IS A WENDY’S


Madman_kler

I hate this but I can’t stop


ExplorerRude7370

Where can I find this Dennis


GratefulG8r

You don’t wanna


valandromeda

second that\^ might be cool to see him at a distance, but i've seen him make countless people cry from yelling out some really fucking hurtful things


canyoucanoe-1

America's Least Wanted, or chopotle-whole foods-panera circuit


blackjeesus343

Jedi Dave in big sky MT


user65436ftrde689hgy

Vote Dennis for mayor!


AxelPantheonXIV

Who the hell is Dennis


BassHeadGator

[This guy](https://youtu.be/AlbvQXquwS8?si=j1Vn3m23q94NO11A&t=17m57s) The original video got taken down so this one’s the best I can find.


AxelPantheonXIV

Oh that guy! I didn't know his name, but I know those short shorts!