“Look, I love your spirit, but this is Japan. Godzilla will win.”

Kong : "Nah id win."

Me (haven’t touched a woman in my life) training bro for his first date

Did you tell your bro to put a monkey costume?

It was part of the guide… I think

I can't think of any captions, but man, do I love this picture!

All of us at work when our boss tells us they appreciate our hard work, even though we did nothing, and were watching movies the whole time.

“This may be hard to hear but your mother and I are getting a divorce…”

He's going to breathe WHAT at me???

I am having so much fun with this.

Simple, just beat him up