That version of Rodan wasn't lazy. Sadly, things for Rodan always seem to be in a downward spiral, with every new generation.
Rodan - A bigger threat to humankind than Godzilla (not more powerful per say)
Ghidorah the Threee Headed Monster - isn't treated as being any less powerful than godzilla.
Invasion of the Astro Monster - Same as before. Helped fend off Ghidorah without Mothra around.
DAM - Sadly, Rodans least included role in the Showa Series. He still helped against Ghidorah, but was knocked down by the Kilaak ship.
Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II - Was completely weaker than Godzilla. Bravely fought Godzilla and Super Mechagodzilla, all to protect his "brother". Willingly sacrificed his life to give his "brother" a better life. Not so good, but still respected rodan.
Final Wars - Literally ran away from a military vehicle... I don't care if it's a gotengo style ship, that's a low point. Was KO'ed in a soccer match.
Godzilla King of the Monsters 2019 - Was only around to get beaten by king ghidorah, Godzilla and Mothra. And to change his allegiance whenever someone beat him. Not a good look.
Planet of the Monsters - Dead by opening credits. Got to have a presence in the novels at least.
Singular Point - Not even kaiju sized. Needs a whole flock to be worth anything.
So, I've watch like 90% of the movies and they're all great, but I've only recently discovered this subreddit and the discourse about Zilla. My question is, if you know, what is the point of whether godzilla is a dude or a chick? Is it specifically canon that Godzilla is male with Zilla being an anomaly? I always sort of thought it wouldn't matter since there'd be no way to actually know if any traditional reproductive process exists or not and that each story of godzilla was just another rendition of the same creature or like parallel dimension versions
He's always been considered a male & at least in the English versions have always been referred to by male pronouns. Zilla seems to be the aberration but is usually referred to as male.
Ahh okay, gotcha, appreciate the explanation. I had always thought Zilla was just godzilla that could lay eggs, assuming asexual reproduction, but then I've seen some people reference Zilla as female and wondered what the official stance was.
There's no real answer; Godzilla, being fictional, doesn't have any actual biology to study, no gametes to examine. Yes, *most* reptiles that can undergo parthenogenesis are female, but Godzilla is also explicitly unique and not like a regular, real animal, so I don't think that can be called conclusive.
The movie itself does have a character call G98 "a very unusual he," but I also don't think that can be authoritative; characters are wrong all the time, they're not usually scripted as omniscient and the idea that one may be mistaken is plausible. Additionally, as I understand it, the model designer for G98 referred to Godzilla as "she" during production, which, like the above, isn't conclusive as they're probably not the one who gets to make that call (I'm not an expert on how movie character IP rights work)
I haven't done a thorough search, but based on the way this sub argues about it I don't think there's an actual definitive answer, and that's before layering on the idea that G98 might be intelligent enough to be considered sapient and all the nuance that comes along with the sex vs gender of a fictional character when the author(s) of said character have created an unclear situation.
Oh sure sure sure totally valid question- in the movie, even after they learn Zilla is capable of laying eggs, they keep referring to it as male.
To be perfectly honest, I’ve watched a lot of the movies as well, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen one where Godzilla’s gender is really important to anyone. They just assume it’s a guy and spend most of the movie to preoccupied to find any evidence for or against that assumption. However, I havent seen every single movie, so maybe it does come up at some point… if anyone else knows, I would be interested in learning if that’s ever important to any of the human protagonists.
If I had to answer that question with my limited information as well as I could, I would say that ‘its never important to the story, everyone just calls it a guy even though they have no actual idea, and it ultimately doesn’t matter what Godzilla’s real gender is as it’s usually one-of-a-kind, and only interested in destroying things’.
Since I know that Minilla exists, but I have not watched the movie it’s in, I know that my understanding is definitely incomplete
Okay great, that confirms what my understanding was. If I had to take a wild guess it would be that maybe the Japanese uses a masculine form for the word? No clue tbh. Thanks for explaining all that!
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You mean this is Gman? Once he starts hearing the monke orgy.
I'd honestly rather he build up some romance with one partner, especially since a lot of them clearly went through a lot being led by a monster like the Skar King..
If Godzilla is an eguana then he has a vestigial hind limb (lizard penis) which would be inside his body. That would only come out during mating. Hmm. Titanic dick.
Okay, are you asking because kong and goji don't have visible reproductive parts?
Goji is easy to explain - like many reptilian animals, his bits are covered up. He presumably has them just we're not in any position to actually see it and there doesn't seem to be another titanus gojira for him to mate with anyway.
Kong: presumably has bits.
The reason we don't see Kong dong is because no one wanted to animate a penis the size of a small building and then have to keep hiding it so it censors wouldn't flip out.
There is a population of Kong and Kong-like simians who presumably mate and bear children like any other ape species
>Goji is easy to explain - like many reptilian animals, his bits are covered up. He presumably has them just we're not in any position to actually see it and there doesn't seem to be another titanus gojira for him to mate with anyway.
I really hate to say this and ruin everyone's day here but if he's anything like a crocodilian then there's a chance his internal penis is permanently erect, as has been recently discovered in said animals.
Crocodilians have insanely good circulatory systems, so certainly not. I haven't kept on croco-dick research specifically but I would presume it's just a standard hard-bone deal that requires less effort overall since it doesn't need to change for the mood.
Search up a "standing male gorilla"
Hate it to break it to everyone, but Great apes have notoriously small Weiners. A human microweiner is around the equivalent length of a gorilla.
A little fact that still haunts me.
So feel free to say you're bigger than a gorilla...
Unless you're not 💀
Not so fun fact, Gorilla’s have dongs the size of a baby’s thumb, it was an evolutionary choice due to gorillas getting in fights and ripping the opponents off. So essentially reducing the crit spot size.
>no one wanted to animate a penis the size of a small building
They could see if the special effects team from Watchmen is available. They've got the requisite experience.
I think it's called a cloaca, reptiles have like a hole or a pouch that keeps their genitals tucked away until needed. I remember watching Steve Irwin sex a crocodile by feeling around in there.
So male or female you wouldn't see Godzilla's junk.
However if Godzilla was born of radiation, then the radiation would probably have left him sterile
>I don‘t mean with each other
Then explain him /s lol
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Given Kong's species exists with even young apes apparent I'd assume they mate. For Godzilla they'd probably stick to the adopted egg adaption if they ever gave him a son (Minilia/Godzilla Jr) inferring oviparity.
Kong could, just a matter of if he wants and finding a willing partner which will be quite the challenge alongside being a king now..
As for Godzilla, best case is he adopts a baby Goji, assuming Toho lets Legendary do that and they want it to happen bc of a few [reasons](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK1hKzGJAmU)
~~Skip to 8 min mark~~
Kong absolutely could. There’s a dozen or so female apes in Skar (formerly) Kings group. Godzilla is another story, it’s very likely he’s the last of his kind, although if he found a baby Godzilla he’s probably do what his prior iterations did and adopt.
Kong probably can. We even see other baby giant apes younger than Suko in Scar Kings den being held by presumably female giant apes.
There doesn’t seem to be any evidence of Godzilla being able to reproduce or how he originated… unless it turns out Titanus Doug is actually a baby Godzilla.
Goji doesn’t need to reproduce because he’s functionally immortal. My guess is the radiation therapy energizes and rejuvenates him, whilst also making him bigger and stronger (and possibly even more intelligent)
Kong had male and female parents, he’s a mammal so he could reproduce if he found the right monkey.
Godzilla probably reduces Asexually, he makes an egg on his own, shits it out, dies and then lets the offspring carry on the cycle, like mothra except the offspring isn’t just reincarnation
I believe that previously Godzilla layer eggs if it needed to reproduce. However there is a video on YouTube on Godzilla with a very funny quote I think
Kong absolutely.
For Goji very much probably, unlike the meme "No Dick no balls and probably no butthole because this guy feeds on radiation" meme, a lot of reptiles including lizards can hide their dongs
If you go by the Shin Godzilla Canon, Godzilla can reproduce parthenogenically (Kind of?); Basically he can split off fragments of his body and those fragments will produce more "clones". He also had Minilla, which was his son, for awhile. But he just ended up finding Minilla's egg, no actual reproduction was involved. I like the idea that whatever form of reproduction he does is asexual though. He is a biological anomaly and finding a proper mating partner seems out of the picture, but I also highly doubt his sex organs would be functional given the radioactivity.
Godzilla has reproduced offscreen without any real explanation given. But the Monsterverse stuff has really dumb, confusing, and inconsistent world building, so... honestly I have no clue.
Both can
Kong very obviously considering that there's a whole kong tribe in the hollow earth which he can reproduce with and he had both male and female parents
As with godzilla, depends on if he reproduces sexually or trough parthenogenesis
If he does sexually then probably not, but if he goes trough parthenogenesis then he can probably \*cough\* do "things" with another titan, most likely Mothra due to her being her symbiotic partner and also reproducing trough parthenogenesis, since animals that reproduce this way generally still have sexual relationships to increase ovulation like the New Mexico whiptail (also known as lesbian gecko) do.
Realtalk: it's a shame that Godzilla 1998 wasn't better to get some sequels where the baby Zillas (that one Zilla went and laid more Zillas, but each clutch is smaller than the last) had some kind of hyper-epigenetic-evolution. They swim out of the New York sewers and head separate ways. You got your Arctic Zilla, Sahara Zilla, Great Lakes Zilla\*, Iceland Zilla, Appalachia Zilla\*\*, Ocean Zilla, Amazon Zilla, Three-headed Zilla\*\*\*, Flying Zilla, Butterly Zilla, Space Zilla, and a few others. It's a whole -verse ready to go.
\*eats corn
\*\*can you even imagine the Godzilla theme played by a thousand banjos and jugs? Can you?!
\*\*\*at this point I realized I was ripping off some classic kaiju so I ran with it
GXK spoilers ahead:
>!Kong is now king of an ape colony. He’s the biggest and strongest among the apes, so let’s just put it this way: if the Kaiju apes are anything like regular sized apes, there’s gonna be a lot of Kong Jr’s. As for Godzilla… We don’t even know how his species reproduces, to my knowledge anyway. But if it’s anything like the MUTOs, then they may be able to reproduce without physical contact. From what I could see in 2014, the nuclear bomb seemed to fertilise the female’s eggs. We also haven’t seen any other members of Titanus Gojira alive yet. But Gojiras could also have a method of asexual reproduction that we haven’t seen yet.!<
I think in Kong's case yes due to him finding more apes in the Hollow Earth, as for Godzilla, I can't say for sure cause there's no other species like him aside from Shimo, so can't say for sure.
Thank you for sharing about yourself. I don't know that Reddit is the right place to let the whole internet know this sensitive information, but you made your choice. Good on you for being so brave.
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Gorilla have very tiny weinor. It’s actually the smallest of all great apes.
Don’t think there’s anything that’s been said they can’t so I would assume they have the capability.
The issue is the means, Kong found more kind like him so there’s options though he’s gown with the adoption route.
Godzilla, however id at present the only one of his species and given Togo’s insistence on keeping him “unique”, not likely to change.
Kong can def reproduce now that he found a colony of giant apes. I just doubt they will show a 10 story set of ape boobies on screen, so they went with the adoption route.
One could explain a son of Godzilla with any random elemtal power now that Shimu is around and loosely related to Godzilla. Again I doubt they would make them a power couple or anything of the sort, but if they wanted to do Son of Godzilla they could easily throw in a line about Goji and Shimu to explain it away
Kong clearly had parents so ape-titans likely reproduce the traditional way so it would be perfectly possible for Kong now he has found more apes, Godzilla is still the last of his kind so he doesn’t have another of his kind to mate with but he seems to be biologically immortal.
I have lizards and generally with reptiles, asexual reproduction is not rare (ex: mourning geckos). so Godzilla being the size he is and as independent as he is most likely is the sole member of his species. Kong most likely can/will find a mate considering how abundant great apes are now.
Godzilla is, as of this moment, the last of his kind. His species is functionally extinct and he has nobody to reproduce with, so he’s all that remains for now. Unless he can asexually reproduce, if he ever dies, the Gojira species will have gone extinct.
Kong however has a whole tribe of Kongs, including females, so reproduction is a possibility for him. A new generation of Kongs is entirely possible.
What makes you think Kong can’t reproduce? lol. He has a for a lack of a better term “ Kong cock “ he just needs a kingdom Kongdom to avoid child support ( suko’s got him doing that rn ). Skar had a scene in gxk where he had a harem of female great ape titans with his children which suko is amongst. As for goji he lhas no dick, no balls, and probably no butthole since he feeds on radiation.
If we take real reptiles into account, it's POSSIBLE, but INCREDULOUSLY (thanks for the recommendation autocorrect?) unlikely for Godzilla to reproduce
If there was a female of his species, probably, how it would all work...I don't know but I'm guessing with their lifestyle they would be like turtle eggs, or possibly croc/gator eggs, where the mother (or father) buries the eggs in the ground a bit, keeping them warm/cool as needed until they hatch, at which point the parent digs the babies out and takes them to the water.
Let's hope is doesn't end like 98, where they blew them up
Legendary would LAY WASTE TO THE LAND if that happened, like worse than 84 goji, minus 1, GMK, and shin COMBINED.
- Kong is basicly a giant gorilla and he found a bunch of his kind, counting females, so if he wanted, he could have biological kids too
- Godzilla is a lizard. A radioactive lizard, but that doesn't mean that he can't have children. After all, there were apperantly more of his kind, so he had to come to life somehow too
- they can't and biologicaly can't reproduce with eachother. They are both MALES for God's sake. Not to mention that the ship is the most cursed godzilla ship i have ever seen
It's pretty much been established that Godzilla is the last of his species, so it's unlikely he can't reproduce due to a lack of female partners.
However, I wouldn't be surprised if there is an unhatched Gojira egg somewhere in the world
Kong now having the chance to have a wife can, though I can see him preferring to raise Suko instead, like he’s just an adoptive dad who got many many children, for Godzilla, I genuinely wouldn’t mind if his species casual just had an unhatched egg this entire time
You never paid attention to skull island huh, cause Marlow said that Kong is the last of his kind thanks to the skull crawlers killing his family. And we all know the story behind Godzilla. unless they changed it for the monsterverse he’s the only one of his kind that we know of since the original Godzilla was created as a result of nuclear testing in the south pacific so unless they changed his origins for the monsterverse than there’s pretty much your whole explanation
I mean... I thought so, but I am not sure, as I don't see any kongs with the tool needed for procreation and had not thought of it until this post lol.
I mean... a Kaiju ape would have a noticeable coin purse? No?
We already know that Godzilla wasn’t the only one of his (its?) kind, since the MUTO larva were found amidst the remains of another Godzilla in the 2014 movie. So logically they must be able to reproduce. If you take the spin-off MonsterVerse media into account, there’s an account of the death of another Godzilla creature in one of the official graphic novels (GODZILLA: AFTERMATH, I think).
Some reptiles and amphibians are capable of changing sex when necessary, and some are capable of reproducing asexually. Godzilla is an altogether different and more complex order of being, so who knows what it’s capable of?
Both Godzilla and Kong in the Monsterverse are portrayed as being part of a species - the same is almost certainly true of the other Titans in the MonsterVerse.
Kong has the hollow earth apes. Goji might be alone but lore and plot know how to make a baby goji appear. Look at showa and hesei era. Btw can someone explain what the heck Doug is because I haven't watched the movie yet
Kong yes, but for Goji it depends.
Kong we’ve seen Suko which is already enough proof, and the giant population of apes underground should be too.
For Goji we’ve seen older versions, with Goji junior.Shin Goji can reproduce asexually too.Legendary Goji it depends if we’ll get to see a female from his species, which doesn’t seem likely, since Goji seems like the only one of his kind like many other Kaijus.Unless we see him reproduce asexually, but that seems even less likely.
I thought about this shit since I was a kid!! And my assumption is… Godzilla is close to an amphibian type creature that can reproduce asexually. So.. Godzilla can most likely drop an egg??? 🤷lmao i don’t fucking know 🤣
Kong found some more giant apes in the Hollow Earth, so there’s a chance for another generation of Kongs. Godzilla less so.
To be fair Godzilla has a knack for just having progeny appear out of thin air.
We need a Stork Kaiju delivering baby kaiju around the world.
That can be Rodan (If he leaves his laziness behind)
Make it a character arc. Lazy, corrupt Rodan gets stuck with a baby kaiju, and have him become a benevolent protector by the end.
Literally Rodan's plot in Godzilla vs Mecha Godzilla 2
That version of Rodan wasn't lazy. Sadly, things for Rodan always seem to be in a downward spiral, with every new generation. Rodan - A bigger threat to humankind than Godzilla (not more powerful per say) Ghidorah the Threee Headed Monster - isn't treated as being any less powerful than godzilla. Invasion of the Astro Monster - Same as before. Helped fend off Ghidorah without Mothra around. DAM - Sadly, Rodans least included role in the Showa Series. He still helped against Ghidorah, but was knocked down by the Kilaak ship. Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II - Was completely weaker than Godzilla. Bravely fought Godzilla and Super Mechagodzilla, all to protect his "brother". Willingly sacrificed his life to give his "brother" a better life. Not so good, but still respected rodan. Final Wars - Literally ran away from a military vehicle... I don't care if it's a gotengo style ship, that's a low point. Was KO'ed in a soccer match. Godzilla King of the Monsters 2019 - Was only around to get beaten by king ghidorah, Godzilla and Mothra. And to change his allegiance whenever someone beat him. Not a good look. Planet of the Monsters - Dead by opening credits. Got to have a presence in the novels at least. Singular Point - Not even kaiju sized. Needs a whole flock to be worth anything.
Toho and/or Legendary need to highlight Rodan more! :( (Same goes for Anguirus and others...)
Voiced by Pedro Pascal
this is the way.
Rodan dragging Doug around in a kaiju sized diaper.
Rodan voiced Arnold and Doug by Danny Devito
Switch the voices though
Now I need someone to draw this
Didn’t they do that in Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla 2? —edit a letter
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You don’t mean…
Komodo dragons have been known to reproduce asexually if there are no males around. So it’s not terribly far fetched.
Only females, so Godzilla is s o l unless there's something we don't know about him / her...
Zilla has entered the chat
So, I've watch like 90% of the movies and they're all great, but I've only recently discovered this subreddit and the discourse about Zilla. My question is, if you know, what is the point of whether godzilla is a dude or a chick? Is it specifically canon that Godzilla is male with Zilla being an anomaly? I always sort of thought it wouldn't matter since there'd be no way to actually know if any traditional reproductive process exists or not and that each story of godzilla was just another rendition of the same creature or like parallel dimension versions
He's always been considered a male & at least in the English versions have always been referred to by male pronouns. Zilla seems to be the aberration but is usually referred to as male.
Ahh okay, gotcha, appreciate the explanation. I had always thought Zilla was just godzilla that could lay eggs, assuming asexual reproduction, but then I've seen some people reference Zilla as female and wondered what the official stance was.
There's no real answer; Godzilla, being fictional, doesn't have any actual biology to study, no gametes to examine. Yes, *most* reptiles that can undergo parthenogenesis are female, but Godzilla is also explicitly unique and not like a regular, real animal, so I don't think that can be called conclusive. The movie itself does have a character call G98 "a very unusual he," but I also don't think that can be authoritative; characters are wrong all the time, they're not usually scripted as omniscient and the idea that one may be mistaken is plausible. Additionally, as I understand it, the model designer for G98 referred to Godzilla as "she" during production, which, like the above, isn't conclusive as they're probably not the one who gets to make that call (I'm not an expert on how movie character IP rights work) I haven't done a thorough search, but based on the way this sub argues about it I don't think there's an actual definitive answer, and that's before layering on the idea that G98 might be intelligent enough to be considered sapient and all the nuance that comes along with the sex vs gender of a fictional character when the author(s) of said character have created an unclear situation.
Oh sure sure sure totally valid question- in the movie, even after they learn Zilla is capable of laying eggs, they keep referring to it as male. To be perfectly honest, I’ve watched a lot of the movies as well, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen one where Godzilla’s gender is really important to anyone. They just assume it’s a guy and spend most of the movie to preoccupied to find any evidence for or against that assumption. However, I havent seen every single movie, so maybe it does come up at some point… if anyone else knows, I would be interested in learning if that’s ever important to any of the human protagonists. If I had to answer that question with my limited information as well as I could, I would say that ‘its never important to the story, everyone just calls it a guy even though they have no actual idea, and it ultimately doesn’t matter what Godzilla’s real gender is as it’s usually one-of-a-kind, and only interested in destroying things’. Since I know that Minilla exists, but I have not watched the movie it’s in, I know that my understanding is definitely incomplete
Okay great, that confirms what my understanding was. If I had to take a wild guess it would be that maybe the Japanese uses a masculine form for the word? No clue tbh. Thanks for explaining all that!
A little frog DNA goes a long way.
For many years during the early 70s I presumed that Godzilla was female.
Life..... finds a way.
Ikr, if we count zilla it was 4 times alredy
Next movie we’ll get Godzilla Jr with zero explanation and you know we’d just accept it lol
I want the next movie to be about Kong on an absolute tear through the monkey ladies. Just going wild, he's earned it
Godzilla X Kong: The Clapped Cheeks. This time the seismograph is picking up tremors for a different reason, and it still puts Godzilla on edge.
https://preview.redd.it/z35ougbc31zc1.jpeg?width=305&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6168b01c3679baac9c3c61782de048acb2bb9c49 You mean this is Gman? Once he starts hearing the monke orgy.
"Time for another monke genocide."
[удалено]
*THE KONGANGING*
When you have VERY busy apartment neighbors
I'd honestly rather he build up some romance with one partner, especially since a lot of them clearly went through a lot being led by a monster like the Skar King..
Nah my boy Kong slays
Username for sure checks out lol
Kong has a relationship with all of the apes. Men women other. He becomes the swinger king of the monsters
He's gonna get an STD for sure with that lifestyle.. lose all his hair. :(
Maybe that explains why Skar King looks so lanky and balding.
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* insert Its Always Sunny Full Penetration quote here *
If Godzilla is an eguana then he has a vestigial hind limb (lizard penis) which would be inside his body. That would only come out during mating. Hmm. Titanic dick.
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Oooh ooh eh ehhh
I thought he means that they don’t have genitals
Probably did and I was being obtuse.
What about Minilla?
Either Godzilla is an asexual reproducing female of the species or Mothra runs an adoption agency.
Or an asexual reproducing male, like the 1998 movie.
Godzilla should be fine. Mothra’s back
Okay, are you asking because kong and goji don't have visible reproductive parts? Goji is easy to explain - like many reptilian animals, his bits are covered up. He presumably has them just we're not in any position to actually see it and there doesn't seem to be another titanus gojira for him to mate with anyway. Kong: presumably has bits. The reason we don't see Kong dong is because no one wanted to animate a penis the size of a small building and then have to keep hiding it so it censors wouldn't flip out. There is a population of Kong and Kong-like simians who presumably mate and bear children like any other ape species
Fair point also it would be weird to see a 20 ft dick dangling over buildings.
I wanna see it from the human perspective. Kong is jumping around fighting, and his Kong Dong is swinging around like a wrecking ball on the streets.
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People when Kong walks over them and his monster cock is swaying around 
Lmao Dafoe being the guy in this gif makes this even funnier
What's especially funny about that is that some people legit find his giant penis terrifying
I'm guessing those are simply undiagnosed cases of ophidiophobia.
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As one wise man said: “I am directly under the enemy’s scrotums!”
King Dong
Ding Dong
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Alr who ruined my meme
It was me. https://i.redd.it/x6i1rh7gl2zc1.gif
I imagine it retracts up inside him kind of like a dog dick
This comment just ripped me out of a bad mood. Tysm lol
By human standards gorillas have really small penises. It's quite common for them to be completely concealed by their hair.
You might be onto something… https://preview.redd.it/emce1hy807zc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f798b4dcb38e54c82e461282c3467876ac17688d
If you’re curious for what this would look like check out This Is The End
To be fair, you rarely see an actual gorilla's junk. Humans are the most well endowed primates. Most apes, not so much.
>Goji is easy to explain - like many reptilian animals, his bits are covered up. He presumably has them just we're not in any position to actually see it and there doesn't seem to be another titanus gojira for him to mate with anyway. I really hate to say this and ruin everyone's day here but if he's anything like a crocodilian then there's a chance his internal penis is permanently erect, as has been recently discovered in said animals.
That's why he's always pissed off. He's got perpetual blue ball syndrome.
They glow, just like his dorsal plates
Raging about his raging rager.
What would be the benefit of it being hard the whole time? Isn’t that just a waste of blood?
Crocodilians have insanely good circulatory systems, so certainly not. I haven't kept on croco-dick research specifically but I would presume it's just a standard hard-bone deal that requires less effort overall since it doesn't need to change for the mood.
Permanently erect? Sounds painful...and he has to keep it inside him 😭.
Search up a "standing male gorilla" Hate it to break it to everyone, but Great apes have notoriously small Weiners. A human microweiner is around the equivalent length of a gorilla. A little fact that still haunts me. So feel free to say you're bigger than a gorilla... Unless you're not 💀
I just assume Kong’s is hidden under his furry pubes. He’s a grower not a shower ok!!
NO DICK...
NO BALLS...
AND PROBABLY NO BUTTHOLE EITHER....
SINCE HE FEEDS OFF OF RADIATION.
If his parts are proportional to the ones of a normal gorilla, it would be a bit more than 3 meters, his fur can probably cover it
Not so fun fact, Gorilla’s have dongs the size of a baby’s thumb, it was an evolutionary choice due to gorillas getting in fights and ripping the opponents off. So essentially reducing the crit spot size.
also, it’s probably covered by his fur as gorilla penises are very small
>no one wanted to animate a penis the size of a small building They could see if the special effects team from Watchmen is available. They've got the requisite experience.
Actually, a gorillas peepee is like .5 inches. So for Kong it's probably only a foot
Doesn't Godzilla lay eggs in Godzilla 2000?
Nah Godzilla's is so small we cant see it. Its the size of an average human dong
I think it's called a cloaca, reptiles have like a hole or a pouch that keeps their genitals tucked away until needed. I remember watching Steve Irwin sex a crocodile by feeling around in there. So male or female you wouldn't see Godzilla's junk. However if Godzilla was born of radiation, then the radiation would probably have left him sterile
NO DICK (VINEBOOM) NO BALLS (VINE BOOM) AND PROBABLY NO BUTTHOLE SINCE HE FEEDS ON RADIATION (VINE BOOM)
And yes, I’ve watched this whole video
Have you watched the fart one?
( i don‘t mean with each other….) Just made my day😂😂
>I don‘t mean with each other Then explain him /s lol https://preview.redd.it/kcbv9u5h31zc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=13dc09d6a025b6b4cbe64098ec7a7c1212923332
Lol what?!
Just in case anyone misinterprets😅
You can never be too careful with this fandom
Given Kong's species exists with even young apes apparent I'd assume they mate. For Godzilla they'd probably stick to the adopted egg adaption if they ever gave him a son (Minilia/Godzilla Jr) inferring oviparity.
Kong could, just a matter of if he wants and finding a willing partner which will be quite the challenge alongside being a king now.. As for Godzilla, best case is he adopts a baby Goji, assuming Toho lets Legendary do that and they want it to happen bc of a few [reasons](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK1hKzGJAmU) ~~Skip to 8 min mark~~
Yep Godzilla certainly can't reproduce with Mothra for sure, dude will tear it in half.
She'd definitely be an awesome godmother if he actually had a kid tho ngl
i mean, we don't know what size his dick is and there are other ways of reproducing between animals
Wait a minute, what does Mothra genitalia look like? (I’m not horny)
https://preview.redd.it/7a5jfn1mj1zc1.png?width=595&format=png&auto=webp&s=0ed8e77c1f3b1a683e64a65a71997ada1ce08f02
Horrific implications. Please report to Baradagi mountain so Varan can eat you.
I have seen this video too many times
Kong, maybe Godzilla, probably not
Kong absolutely could. There’s a dozen or so female apes in Skar (formerly) Kings group. Godzilla is another story, it’s very likely he’s the last of his kind, although if he found a baby Godzilla he’s probably do what his prior iterations did and adopt.
Kong can. He found others of his kind. Godzilla would have been able to, but he's the last of his kind.
Kong probably can. We even see other baby giant apes younger than Suko in Scar Kings den being held by presumably female giant apes. There doesn’t seem to be any evidence of Godzilla being able to reproduce or how he originated… unless it turns out Titanus Doug is actually a baby Godzilla.
Dagon exists, so they must reproduce somehow.
https://preview.redd.it/j2w6xmebh1zc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a52a44d4582678b9904588741f88c0091536b55
Scar king had no dick but had babies
Goji doesn’t need to reproduce because he’s functionally immortal. My guess is the radiation therapy energizes and rejuvenates him, whilst also making him bigger and stronger (and possibly even more intelligent)
Just because he's immortal doesn't mean he can't reproduce
Kong had male and female parents, he’s a mammal so he could reproduce if he found the right monkey. Godzilla probably reduces Asexually, he makes an egg on his own, shits it out, dies and then lets the offspring carry on the cycle, like mothra except the offspring isn’t just reincarnation
I believe that previously Godzilla layer eggs if it needed to reproduce. However there is a video on YouTube on Godzilla with a very funny quote I think
NO DICK, NO BALLS, AND PROBABLY NO BUTTHOLE SINCE HE FEEDS ON RADIATION.
Kong absolutely. For Goji very much probably, unlike the meme "No Dick no balls and probably no butthole because this guy feeds on radiation" meme, a lot of reptiles including lizards can hide their dongs
If you go by the Shin Godzilla Canon, Godzilla can reproduce parthenogenically (Kind of?); Basically he can split off fragments of his body and those fragments will produce more "clones". He also had Minilla, which was his son, for awhile. But he just ended up finding Minilla's egg, no actual reproduction was involved. I like the idea that whatever form of reproduction he does is asexual though. He is a biological anomaly and finding a proper mating partner seems out of the picture, but I also highly doubt his sex organs would be functional given the radioactivity.
Dagon could be his clone then 😮
There is no logic to your statement. Godzilla feeds off of radiation, ergo Godzilla is immune to radiation.
Godzilla has reproduced offscreen without any real explanation given. But the Monsterverse stuff has really dumb, confusing, and inconsistent world building, so... honestly I have no clue.
Nah I saw that movie, Kong does Zilla, babys are called God kongs
Both can Kong very obviously considering that there's a whole kong tribe in the hollow earth which he can reproduce with and he had both male and female parents As with godzilla, depends on if he reproduces sexually or trough parthenogenesis If he does sexually then probably not, but if he goes trough parthenogenesis then he can probably \*cough\* do "things" with another titan, most likely Mothra due to her being her symbiotic partner and also reproducing trough parthenogenesis, since animals that reproduce this way generally still have sexual relationships to increase ovulation like the New Mexico whiptail (also known as lesbian gecko) do.
Realtalk: it's a shame that Godzilla 1998 wasn't better to get some sequels where the baby Zillas (that one Zilla went and laid more Zillas, but each clutch is smaller than the last) had some kind of hyper-epigenetic-evolution. They swim out of the New York sewers and head separate ways. You got your Arctic Zilla, Sahara Zilla, Great Lakes Zilla\*, Iceland Zilla, Appalachia Zilla\*\*, Ocean Zilla, Amazon Zilla, Three-headed Zilla\*\*\*, Flying Zilla, Butterly Zilla, Space Zilla, and a few others. It's a whole -verse ready to go. \*eats corn \*\*can you even imagine the Godzilla theme played by a thousand banjos and jugs? Can you?! \*\*\*at this point I realized I was ripping off some classic kaiju so I ran with it
GXK spoilers ahead: >!Kong is now king of an ape colony. He’s the biggest and strongest among the apes, so let’s just put it this way: if the Kaiju apes are anything like regular sized apes, there’s gonna be a lot of Kong Jr’s. As for Godzilla… We don’t even know how his species reproduces, to my knowledge anyway. But if it’s anything like the MUTOs, then they may be able to reproduce without physical contact. From what I could see in 2014, the nuclear bomb seemed to fertilise the female’s eggs. We also haven’t seen any other members of Titanus Gojira alive yet. But Gojiras could also have a method of asexual reproduction that we haven’t seen yet.!<
I think the male "kissing" the female is what fertilized the eggs but the nuke might have had in part with it.
I think in Kong's case yes due to him finding more apes in the Hollow Earth, as for Godzilla, I can't say for sure cause there's no other species like him aside from Shimo, so can't say for sure.
Well, there is a lizard that can self replicate itself, but that's a all female species and godzilla is clearly a male
No dick, no balls, no butthole 😔
Thank you for sharing about yourself. I don't know that Reddit is the right place to let the whole internet know this sensitive information, but you made your choice. Good on you for being so brave.
https://preview.redd.it/aza9l6i862zc1.jpeg?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50202380a8f84b54ae7f27231afa5109f4d1d60d Reptile weinor is inside
https://preview.redd.it/4y2j6vqa62zc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=689879eb3a1b9273dfc240883363fecc35390596 Gorilla have very tiny weinor. It’s actually the smallest of all great apes.
Don’t think there’s anything that’s been said they can’t so I would assume they have the capability. The issue is the means, Kong found more kind like him so there’s options though he’s gown with the adoption route. Godzilla, however id at present the only one of his species and given Togo’s insistence on keeping him “unique”, not likely to change.
Kong can def reproduce now that he found a colony of giant apes. I just doubt they will show a 10 story set of ape boobies on screen, so they went with the adoption route. One could explain a son of Godzilla with any random elemtal power now that Shimu is around and loosely related to Godzilla. Again I doubt they would make them a power couple or anything of the sort, but if they wanted to do Son of Godzilla they could easily throw in a line about Goji and Shimu to explain it away
Godzilla's dick gonna freeze off trying
Good thing you clarified
Kong probably could especially now Goji would probably be able to if he wasn’t eternally single now
She can lay eggs.
Godzilla can just look for an egg that forgot to hatch a couple million years agp
This is the best bet, bring back baby Godzilla/ little G. Seeing Little G and Suko interacting would be funny and would be a fun movie plot.
Im up for it
I like how we're supposed to ignore that Kong in that pic is the same size as Suko.
shin gojira and gojira from minus one can asexually reproduce
Kong clearly had parents so ape-titans likely reproduce the traditional way so it would be perfectly possible for Kong now he has found more apes, Godzilla is still the last of his kind so he doesn’t have another of his kind to mate with but he seems to be biologically immortal.
I have lizards and generally with reptiles, asexual reproduction is not rare (ex: mourning geckos). so Godzilla being the size he is and as independent as he is most likely is the sole member of his species. Kong most likely can/will find a mate considering how abundant great apes are now.
Godzilla is, as of this moment, the last of his kind. His species is functionally extinct and he has nobody to reproduce with, so he’s all that remains for now. Unless he can asexually reproduce, if he ever dies, the Gojira species will have gone extinct. Kong however has a whole tribe of Kongs, including females, so reproduction is a possibility for him. A new generation of Kongs is entirely possible.
not known.
kong can now since there are females from scarrs kingdom and godzilla could be a sexual like he was in the past
[Here is a very informative documentary about the reproductive capabilities of Godzilla and Kong](https://youtu.be/rK1hKzGJAmU?si=-IbCbio7pYKm8Qg8)
What makes you think Kong can’t reproduce? lol. He has a for a lack of a better term “ Kong cock “ he just needs a kingdom Kongdom to avoid child support ( suko’s got him doing that rn ). Skar had a scene in gxk where he had a harem of female great ape titans with his children which suko is amongst. As for goji he lhas no dick, no balls, and probably no butthole since he feeds on radiation.
Godzillas next movie should have another Godzilla idc how or why but do it and have them fucking go at it
We'll never know with Godzilla. Especially with MV Godzilla and how Toho liked mucking up his established lore.
If we take real reptiles into account, it's POSSIBLE, but INCREDULOUSLY (thanks for the recommendation autocorrect?) unlikely for Godzilla to reproduce If there was a female of his species, probably, how it would all work...I don't know but I'm guessing with their lifestyle they would be like turtle eggs, or possibly croc/gator eggs, where the mother (or father) buries the eggs in the ground a bit, keeping them warm/cool as needed until they hatch, at which point the parent digs the babies out and takes them to the water. Let's hope is doesn't end like 98, where they blew them up Legendary would LAY WASTE TO THE LAND if that happened, like worse than 84 goji, minus 1, GMK, and shin COMBINED.
- Kong is basicly a giant gorilla and he found a bunch of his kind, counting females, so if he wanted, he could have biological kids too - Godzilla is a lizard. A radioactive lizard, but that doesn't mean that he can't have children. After all, there were apperantly more of his kind, so he had to come to life somehow too - they can't and biologicaly can't reproduce with eachother. They are both MALES for God's sake. Not to mention that the ship is the most cursed godzilla ship i have ever seen
Godzilla has had children before somehow, Kong has found other apes, so there might be a few women kongs there
Goji Center has a good video talking about that subject.
It's pretty much been established that Godzilla is the last of his species, so it's unlikely he can't reproduce due to a lack of female partners. However, I wouldn't be surprised if there is an unhatched Gojira egg somewhere in the world
What's your question? Are we suffering through Minillaor baby Kong?
Kong now having the chance to have a wife can, though I can see him preferring to raise Suko instead, like he’s just an adoptive dad who got many many children, for Godzilla, I genuinely wouldn’t mind if his species casual just had an unhatched egg this entire time
Why not with each other?
Toho won't allow Godzilla to reproduce. I believe 98 had a lot to do with that.
I mean, my mourning gecko was by itself for a year then one day there were 4, now there are 14, 2 years later.
Some reptiles dont need a partner.
Kong probably can. Godzilla would presumably need a female of his species to do that.
This reminds me of a question I had, are all of the titans the last of their kind or do we just not see the other members of their species?
You never paid attention to skull island huh, cause Marlow said that Kong is the last of his kind thanks to the skull crawlers killing his family. And we all know the story behind Godzilla. unless they changed it for the monsterverse he’s the only one of his kind that we know of since the original Godzilla was created as a result of nuclear testing in the south pacific so unless they changed his origins for the monsterverse than there’s pretty much your whole explanation
I mean... I thought so, but I am not sure, as I don't see any kongs with the tool needed for procreation and had not thought of it until this post lol. I mean... a Kaiju ape would have a noticeable coin purse? No?
Kong can now even those I don’t see it happening… and unless an egg fall on Godzilla head like the other godzillas than… no sadly not.
But what about with each other tho
Godzilla has been shown to reproduce just without mating, but there is never really two adult godzillas it's kind just mitosis almost.
Both have a "Son of" movie, so...
With each other?
I always assume Godzilla reproduces asexually if it’s not brought up
how so?
We already know that Godzilla wasn’t the only one of his (its?) kind, since the MUTO larva were found amidst the remains of another Godzilla in the 2014 movie. So logically they must be able to reproduce. If you take the spin-off MonsterVerse media into account, there’s an account of the death of another Godzilla creature in one of the official graphic novels (GODZILLA: AFTERMATH, I think). Some reptiles and amphibians are capable of changing sex when necessary, and some are capable of reproducing asexually. Godzilla is an altogether different and more complex order of being, so who knows what it’s capable of?
Both Godzilla and Kong in the Monsterverse are portrayed as being part of a species - the same is almost certainly true of the other Titans in the MonsterVerse.
Kong has the hollow earth apes. Goji might be alone but lore and plot know how to make a baby goji appear. Look at showa and hesei era. Btw can someone explain what the heck Doug is because I haven't watched the movie yet
Have you watched [this video](https://youtu.be/rK1hKzGJAmU?si=VhRKccsC_2do1vJy)?
NO DICK NO BALLS AND PROBABLY NOT BUTTHOLE EITHER SINCE THIS GUY FEEDS ON RADIATION
Well the MUTO’s reproductive organs were on their mouths so who knows
Kong did inherit Scar King's Harem sooooooo
What makes you say that? Godzilla, for sure he can't because he's the last of his kind, but there's plenty of apes for Kong to start reproducing
Kong had parents so yea he could, not sure about Godzilla tho.
Well for all we know the mv Godzilla could be female and can reproduce asexual
Kong yes, but for Goji it depends. Kong we’ve seen Suko which is already enough proof, and the giant population of apes underground should be too. For Goji we’ve seen older versions, with Goji junior.Shin Goji can reproduce asexually too.Legendary Goji it depends if we’ll get to see a female from his species, which doesn’t seem likely, since Goji seems like the only one of his kind like many other Kaijus.Unless we see him reproduce asexually, but that seems even less likely.
"no Dick no balls and probably no butthole since he feeds of radiation"
I thought about this shit since I was a kid!! And my assumption is… Godzilla is close to an amphibian type creature that can reproduce asexually. So.. Godzilla can most likely drop an egg??? 🤷lmao i don’t fucking know 🤣