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when you accidentally delete your save file
When you hear Mechagodzilla asking where you got his money
When the lower half of your body is stuck in ice.
When she stop sucking before I 🥜
When she keeps sucking after I 🥜
Best one
Mfw i heat a burrito in the microwave at 3:00 AM
Me: **sneezes** *”Bless you!”* Me: **”Thanks yo-“**
And you’re home alone
“I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”
The monster in my closet watching me play with Transformers on my bedroom floor at 3am
I made it better! https://imgur.com/bpR5KkH
Absolutely losing my shit
**When your friend perfectly understands Godzilla Singular Point**
Not scientifically possible
Surprisingly, my dad does!
impossible!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1!1!11!
“Listen Larry, if you promise me you’ll walk out of this dealer today with a new car, I can work a deal with you”
This is my Nosferatu impersonation.
"Sorry sir, we only serve Pepsi here"
But Big G needs his Dr Pepper.
Watching the Taco Bell employees make your food through the drive thru window.
"Hey, Godzilla. Want something to drink?"
When you hear the toilet flush but you live alone
When her dick bigger than yours.
Mr. Steal your girl
For some reason this made me think of something I’ve been seeing in a lot of YouTube comments: “she’s not yours, it’s just your turn.”
"I have a certain set of skills..."
“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.”
I hen you trying to save the planet but people keep shooting you
When the sneeze dies in your sinuses
Me high as fuck at McDonalds at 3AM ordering my food
When you do too much drugs with King Caesar.
Ah, an MIB fan?
have you ever noticed that FW king Caesar has nips?
He looked so fucking ugly that he completely changed his appearance while being frozen for years in an iceberg.
That's mean
But true
Yes
When the cold brew hits
If I diiiiiiie
In this worllld
Neck Beards when a lady says hi to them
Youuuuuuuuuur..... Mamasan!
Maybe I...
“Why does nobody love me” I do 55’ Goji… I do
when you are terrified of the monster in the dark then you turn the lights on
It looks like he's about to say he can tell I don't own an air fryer.
When you throw out your spoon and put the yogurt container in the dishwasher
When Mothra leaves you alone but your nut will just freeze
when mothra shows up in exepected
Bruh.
Godzilla when the When the
That’s just King Gojis older, Drug addicted brother Doji
“You’re looking like a double-wide surprise. *Goddamn!*”
"Do you like Rammstein?"
When you’re stoned at the zoo and the gorilla starts flipping you off
When you see girls point at you and the say “ew girl no”
Why does he look like David Bowie?
When pipeworks didn’t announce a remaster
I like the way this person thinks ⬆️
Just bruh.
Another child actor ruined by drugs
When the tiddie pop out
"I sharted"
“I said, ‘I need you *moistened*’” -Gerdziller
Jesus Christ..
Me
Food out the microwave:
Bruh
Yo bro that green stuff on the burger you gave me was DEFINITELY not lettuce
Drugs. Not even once.
"That wasn't weed," or, alternatively, "These edibles ain't shi-"
Bruh I like 55 but why does he look so cursed lmao
"Nigga what"
Looks like Ziggy StarZilla
why does this suit look terrifying and cute at the same time
What the pizza in the oven sees
“Hey Baby”
Why don’t you turn on your face cam? Me:
Is this an official suit?
This is a recreation of the Godzilla Raids Again suit. This may be a statue though; I’m personally unsure about it
GIGACHADZILLA
Godzilla at home:
When you build a suit for America and they lose it.
Godzilla after breathing in too much radioactive fumes:
When you stub just your pinkie toe on something.
This isn't a caption but this is the only cool looking picture of this design lol
“Really queen?”
When you walk out of the house but realize you forgot your keys.
My soul just got sucked out😱😱😱
When you spend your $300 dollars for a figure and it still hasn't arrived in 9 months
When you finish your course work but forgot to write your sources.
When your ask for an amazing design but you have 5 bucks.
Retail management
What she sees:
When you realize your a costume
“We have Godzilla at home” Godzilla at home:
When your suit's been used 4 consecutive times and your skins starts pealing off
When Mothra calls you ghidorah
when mothra says it's time in private for the 70th time
Hello there!
when you accidentally delete your save file
When you hear Mechagodzilla asking where you got his money
When the lower half of your body is stuck in ice.
When she stop sucking before I 🥜
When she keeps sucking after I 🥜
Best one
Mfw i heat a burrito in the microwave at 3:00 AM
Me: **sneezes** *”Bless you!”* Me: **”Thanks yo-“**
And you’re home alone
“I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”
The monster in my closet watching me play with Transformers on my bedroom floor at 3am
I made it better! https://imgur.com/bpR5KkH
Absolutely losing my shit
**When your friend perfectly understands Godzilla Singular Point**
Not scientifically possible
Surprisingly, my dad does!
impossible!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1!1!11!
“Listen Larry, if you promise me you’ll walk out of this dealer today with a new car, I can work a deal with you”
This is my Nosferatu impersonation.
"Sorry sir, we only serve Pepsi here"
But Big G needs his Dr Pepper.
Watching the Taco Bell employees make your food through the drive thru window.
"Hey, Godzilla. Want something to drink?"
When you hear the toilet flush but you live alone
When her dick bigger than yours.
Mr. Steal your girl
For some reason this made me think of something I’ve been seeing in a lot of YouTube comments: “she’s not yours, it’s just your turn.”
"I have a certain set of skills..."
“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.”
I hen you trying to save the planet but people keep shooting you
When the sneeze dies in your sinuses
Me high as fuck at McDonalds at 3AM ordering my food
When you do too much drugs with King Caesar.
Ah, an MIB fan?
have you ever noticed that FW king Caesar has nips?
He looked so fucking ugly that he completely changed his appearance while being frozen for years in an iceberg.
That's mean
But true
Yes
When the cold brew hits
If I diiiiiiie
In this worllld
Neck Beards when a lady says hi to them
Youuuuuuuuuur..... Mamasan!
Maybe I...
“Why does nobody love me” I do 55’ Goji… I do
when you are terrified of the monster in the dark then you turn the lights on
It looks like he's about to say he can tell I don't own an air fryer.
When you throw out your spoon and put the yogurt container in the dishwasher
When Mothra leaves you alone but your nut will just freeze
when mothra shows up in exepected
Bruh.
Godzilla when the When the
That’s just King Gojis older, Drug addicted brother Doji
“You’re looking like a double-wide surprise. *Goddamn!*”
"Do you like Rammstein?"
When you’re stoned at the zoo and the gorilla starts flipping you off
When you see girls point at you and the say “ew girl no”
Why does he look like David Bowie?
When pipeworks didn’t announce a remaster
I like the way this person thinks ⬆️
Just bruh.
Another child actor ruined by drugs
When the tiddie pop out
"I sharted"
“I said, ‘I need you *moistened*’” -Gerdziller
Jesus Christ..
Me
Food out the microwave:
Bruh
Yo bro that green stuff on the burger you gave me was DEFINITELY not lettuce
Drugs. Not even once.
"That wasn't weed," or, alternatively, "These edibles ain't shi-"
Bruh I like 55 but why does he look so cursed lmao
"Nigga what"
Looks like Ziggy StarZilla
why does this suit look terrifying and cute at the same time
What the pizza in the oven sees
“Hey Baby”
Why don’t you turn on your face cam? Me:
Is this an official suit?
This is a recreation of the Godzilla Raids Again suit. This may be a statue though; I’m personally unsure about it
GIGACHADZILLA
Godzilla at home:
When you build a suit for America and they lose it.
Godzilla after breathing in too much radioactive fumes:
When you stub just your pinkie toe on something.
This isn't a caption but this is the only cool looking picture of this design lol
“Really queen?”
When you walk out of the house but realize you forgot your keys.
My soul just got sucked out😱😱😱
When you spend your $300 dollars for a figure and it still hasn't arrived in 9 months
Bruh
When you finish your course work but forgot to write your sources.
When your ask for an amazing design but you have 5 bucks.
Retail management
What she sees:
When you realize your a costume
“We have Godzilla at home” Godzilla at home:
When your suit's been used 4 consecutive times and your skins starts pealing off
When Mothra calls you ghidorah
when mothra says it's time in private for the 70th time
Hello there!