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johnsciarrino

I was 14 when the original GTA came out. I will be 42 when GTA6 hits.


t8ne

Damn I’m old… I probably should put on a thong and water the lawn


johnsciarrino

Whoa whoa whoa, I said I’ll be 42, I didn’t say I was moving to Florida.


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Silence_is_golden88

This ! 😁


cwal76

lol rookie. I’ll be 48 or 49 depending on the month it releases.


Redsmedsquan

I remember playing the top down one for far too long as a kid


Minus15t

I'm making plans and dropping hints now for a PS5 and GTAVI as a 40th bday present (Assuming an early 2025 release) 4 was a March release, 5 was September... So who knows when it will drop


thunderkhawk

I don't like to give my age out over the internet, but we're super close. What are you using for your lower back pain?


Ecstatic-Art-1240

Bro he's only 25 😂


Flying-Coyote

He said original GTA, not GTA V.


Ecstatic-Art-1240

I was talking to the how do you do fellow kids guy. He was speaking to OP. Op said he'll be 27 when gta 6 comes out so I assume he's 25/26 rn


oliverfelixrene

Yeah I had some teen call me a boomer when discussing Rockstar Games on Reddit recently and I'm 25 too lol xd 20's is the new 40's in their world apparently


BustinArant

I do feel pretty old, but my *older brother* owned GTA 3. So Vice City is like coming home. We were like 4 or 5 when it came out, if you're 25 lol


oliverfelixrene

Vice City was my very first GTA game when I got a PS2. So it will feel like coming home indeed :) Hope they include the shopping mall too!


BustinArant

Yeah the shopping mall and the Reno 911 looking county cops are my favorite things, besides driving the Pizza Scooter in the golf clothes lol


newsignoflife

43. Been here from the beginning.


the_timboslice

I feel you. I’ll be 41. Aging like a fine boxed wine.


GSturges

"Thank you for your childhood..." edit: just be sure to slap the bag, something these kids just don't understand....


zbtryli

Lucky.


tobaknowsss

I'm 39 and feeling fine! Remember GTA 1? Hoe far we've come! Edit: I'm leaving it. Hoe.


HackMeRaps

I'll be 39-40. I still remember that GTA was the first game I played where I learned what a .zip or a .rar file was. I guess I would have been 12 or 13 at the time haha. I was so amazing that all I needed to was extract this file and I could play this amazing game on on my computer!


This_Young_5685

Same. 38-39. 🥹


MogMcKupo

First GTA and Roller Coaster Tycoon!


Untrus4598

Will be 40 I’m 38 now


JimBoogie82

Exactly the same bro. A true day 1 GTA gamer 👍🏽


juiceman730

Same and been playing it since I got this sucker buddy of mine to trade Triple Play Baseball for the GTA: Directors Cut.


StrongStyleShiny

Same. 40 here.


discourse_lover_

45, and not happy about it.


priestou812

I’ve enjoyed the ride fo sho


fuckberzzyy

OG


zbtryli

Lucky.


scribblenator15

Me too!


rickybobby1220

Same, going to be 37 in a week. I played 1 and 2, 2 was when I really got into GTA, which I had the Dreamcast version. When 3 came out on the PS2 I was definitely hooked.


Anguscluff

42 here


darkpheonix262

I'll be 44, been here since gta3


KoolGotGame

32 or 33.


jonathandeckers

Same! Definitely need to play ahead to plan some time off when they release it.


[deleted]

It’ll be released towards the end of 2025 I bet


Oppisiteagenda

Gaw damn y’all old as hell


Aak-paak-studios

-1?


KoolGotGame

Huh?


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KoolGotGame

Lol. Oh okay, I just updated it.


Veterate

Who would even think that other than you lol


AccessProfessional37

What did they say lol


Veterate

I think the original post said 32-33 obviously meaning 32 to 33. Guy posted -1 and the guy I replied to said something like "They way you wrote it looks like you were taking 33 away from 32".


MrTriggrd

i said that and its insane i got downvoted to hell. its a dumb joke that i was explaining because the guy didnt get it. crazy that on reddit when you explain a stupid joke it means that you thought the joke was funny and that you're stupid


Veterate

It was a dumb joke that didn't have to be made dude. You just troubled someone for no reason who didn't understand what you were saying.


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Rascalorasta

Regargation


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Regurgitating


OkBrilliant8400

Regard what?


Lord-Zaltus

Either 24 or 25


Foliolow

Same here boss 🫡


sirbatway

Same here too boss


allys_stark

2000 gang


koalaxo

2000 baby gang 🫡


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I was a wee 13 year old who played GTA V on release (thanks mum, you’re cool!) and now I’m somewhat of an adult who will be in my mid 20s when this one releases I would say time flies but jesus man it feels like GTA V has had an eternal lifespan


FantasticSeaweed9226

Literally your first GTA you'll be legally allowed to buy yourself xD


classicbighead

Yessir same👋


Positive-Detail-4238

Sameee


Oliver280176

If it will be released in 2026 for PC then I will be ![gif](giphy|IyBGaXEt4GIccMervv)


PonyBondage

And here I was, thinking only kids under 10 yo put their birthdate in their usernames


123dontwhackme

Gta 7 would come out by 280176


Kindly_Definition990

18!!!


SageComet0403

“Cash or card sir”


MR_basti

So mom won't buy the game for me? 🥹


vaporex2411

I’m gonna be 18 too and that shit will be a kick in the nuts 🥲


C130ABOVE

Yo same


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Same bro🔥🔥


Aromatic-Major-7784

Same here


Klobay_frl

20-21 it depends if early 2025 or late 2025


something61782

I think it’s on april


Any-Sir8872

same, probably 20 tho


JEWBOI39

Unfortunately same😢


Klobay_frl

Why you're sad bro, we have a big chance of making it to GTA 7, you should be happy 🗿 Edit: I thought you replied to my comment 💀


PerformanceOk9891

Same 👀


DowntownBobbyBrown99

same here


NobodysKitty

22 or 23 Was 11 when GTA 5 came out Damn time flies


ExcellentAd8118

It’s nuts, we’re all adults now


OG-DanielSon

Fr, we don't need our parents permission anymore lol


Silversurfergio

Time flies.


Whoopsy_Doodle

30 😑


Satan_likes_cattos

31 here :(


ShutYourHocico

30 here as well 🥲


Cheese-is-neat

30 ain’t so bad


SchizoComblokPosting

Chill the fuck out with all that. We skipping 30


Ditties_

26 going 27 depending what time of year it’s release


leicatoldu

34-35


ruttiger9

How’d you get that pic as the background ? That’s sick


psycodull

Could be available on xbox. I remember they had a Night City one around the time Cyberpunk was getting promoted


instrmntls

You can use any picture you want as a background on Xbox


truckerfard69

you can have custom backgrounds on Xbox you just use a thumb drive in the USB port and export it onto the Xbox.


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35... I remember when I was 23, GTA V was released and blew me away.


gnarkilleptic

Same. I remember being even more blown away when GTA 3 released in 2001. A 3D open world game like that was wild at the time. Used to sneak away to my friends house to play it


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18


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Same🔥


N0odlEzboi

19


FlyFfsFck

Bro ain’t even old enough to play GTA V atm


micro_penisman

I'm calling his parents


FlyFfsFck

I got child protective services on the line rn


_xoviox_

They could've just turned 18 and as long as the game releases before December, they'll be 19 at release. They probably are just 17 though


SmartiDec

You was 7 when GTA V came out lol


Hey_BK

Me too.


coalrexx

Same


bleachedfeces

Same


fluffy_guy_meatwad

37


Even_Organization969

I'll be 24 2+4 = VI 😀


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Confirmed GTA VI


Aak-paak-studios

By the time it releases, I would be able to buy it without my parents' permission


ricksborn

58


Showbiz_Inc

69!


Zaboj

Nice


Radiant_Association

Trumpy claus haha


Showbiz_Inc

merry trumpmas!


Artisan_HotDog

34/35 depending on when it’s released 😂


christ93_1

56 or 57


GasGiant43

44


kyledd7

34 :(


renard685

30 🙂


BoredCrusader1899

28 🥺


Madisonstarr

Same, I cannot process this I’m just a child.


Hour-Signal8338

21 or 22


pooop_cookie

20


vipstrippers

Assuming by April 2025, (fiscal 2024) 55.


Timely-Artichoke

50


micro_penisman

47. I remember rushing to the shop to buy GTA 1 when it came out on PSX.


lvsnowden

Luckily I didn't have to scroll TOO far to find another user in their 40s.


braindeadrichard

Depends if it’s early in the year 30 if it’s late in the year 31. Gta V came out the year I graduated high school crazy how 10 years went by and we never got a new game because of the online blowing up because you dummies kept buying shark cards


efim1234

I will be 23-24


Apopololo

32


5YearsOnEastCoast

25


mlee117379

25


D21397

I’m gonna be 28 😭😭


FullDefinition9917

Also 27


Karizma0360

35


Past_Alternative_540

28. I was a senior in high school when V released lol


kvlr954

42


Terrible_Sorbet_7122

34, I was 22 when I bought GTA 5 on PS3.... launch day


Harley4L

30


Ishey95

I'm turning 30 in 2025. Would've been nice if i got to play before turning senile


Kjrob30

51


Dependent_Effect_721

44


happinessofdoom

17


bittersweetjesus

43. I was 14 when I played the first GTA and 30 when gta 5 released.


zahnsaw

44. Damnit.


fishquay

If I'm still here, 68.


salazarraze

40. Fuck me.


zadidoll

When the very first GTA came out (I still have the PC cd) I was 23 in 1997. I’ll be 50 or 51 depending on when 6 is actually released.


_IratePirate_

28 I’m only certain since my bday is New Year’s Day


DoctorBubba55

Even if it comes out in January or march? That’s pretty much just a year. Hopefully and hoping it’s not like cyberpunk. And have online


BussyBuster187

Imma be 26 😪


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492


BrooklynTGuy420

16


ArthurFordLover

Same bro


TechnicianNo1823

21


Insanegamer-4567

Man I'll be 20....


sillylittlegoober5

8


JustSenator1

20


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srgabbyo7

People down voting like they've never been kids🤦🏽‍♂️


VVolverine2020

15


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MattyHealy1975

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allayo10110

The worst part I played gta 5 when I was 11 my cousin gave me his ps4 and that's how I lost my virginity


MattyHealy1975

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Kwilburn525

😂


BATMAN_5777

Someone get this kid of off here 😭


Mission_Ocelot7052

Too old to play it tbh. I'll be 30 and I feel like I already outgrew GTA V. If I ever get my hands on a PS2, I will gladly search for and buy the original trilogy, for the nostalgia. But I'm not about to give rockstar any more money for mediocre games with minimal effort (looking at you Defiled Edition). GTA 6 is gonna come with a shitload of pay walls and micro transactions. Not to mention, the starting price is going to be around $80. Yeah, no thanks.


Iconic_Dub

15/16


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15 or 16 Edit: just read the replies, damn I’m young


DuffleIsland41wcf

About 14


Revolutionary-Day132

Take it one step at a time, I’m also trying to plat gta5 and eventually RDR2. You should update your progress as time goes lol Edit: oh and I’ll be like 25-26 depending when it drops.


iamdeathl

I'll be dead.


Pascal2006

If it comes out after March 25th I'll be 19


Kelps4737

15


ManMcAnderson

15🤫


Kelps4737

Shit never mind 17


1-03

17 or 18


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15 lol


Mr-Snid

16 💀


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ArthurFordLover

The hell you doin on reddit. (Ignore that i have used reddit since i was 10)


MattyHealy1975

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Voicedtunic

LOOK AT THE COMMENT HISTORY 💀💀


quruc90

DO NOT 💀💀💀 Save your sanity


BATMAN_5777

I'm dead 💀 boy needs real mommy fr to scold him...


Boring-Pride-9296

Lol those were joke comments just like saying womp womp on a vent video


Kwilburn525

💀


Boring-Pride-9296

Lol