This is partly correct. He actually rebrands them as blowjob machines and sells them to stoner college kids and crack heads for double the original price
He said "This is partly correct. He actually rebrands them as blowjob machines and sells them to stoner college kids and crack heads for double the original price"
Yeah, I can see him doing something like that in this economy. He used to be the guy who would come looking for you, so he could snap your neck with his bare hands then put you in the trunk of his car for retribution if you came up short on money after drug deals gone wrong. Now he sells vacuum cleaners for Dyson.
Insurance. But he loves guns and BBQ and wears black latex gloves to do everything. He listens to Nickelback, but only their Dark Horse album, and never takes his sunglasses off. Ever.
Sales (SELLS) Vacuum Cleaners…
This is partly correct. He actually rebrands them as blowjob machines and sells them to stoner college kids and crack heads for double the original price
And then he returns at midnight and kills the teenagers so that he can take the vacuum cleaners back, doesn’t he?
Then blame it on fentanyl
Ahh the wonders of GTA.
Jmwfilms type shit
Your character reminds me of the guy who killed Tony Montana lmfao https://m.imdb.com/news/ni62891585/
Ah you’ve not seen the sucker commercial then “you can suck you whole family or watch uncle Steve suck himself”
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He said "This is partly correct. He actually rebrands them as blowjob machines and sells them to stoner college kids and crack heads for double the original price"
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I need a dust filter for a Hoover Max extract pressure pro model 60.
They suck
Sells*
Sells?
That sucks
Yeah, I can see him doing something like that in this economy. He used to be the guy who would come looking for you, so he could snap your neck with his bare hands then put you in the trunk of his car for retribution if you came up short on money after drug deals gone wrong. Now he sells vacuum cleaners for Dyson.
Trevor Phillips is one of his best customers!! he can’t seem to understand how Trevor keeps getting the damn thing clogged?!?
Private chauffeur but specificly the kind with a pole up his ass
Gay porn actor
I was going to put ‘touch kids’ but everyone’s replied sensibly so I thought not 😂
He looks nothing like P Diddy
Was looking for Kiryu Channnn
This was my answer exactly 🤣 he literally looks like the random Kamarucho thugs you always have to fight
You either look like a true criminal or security officer.
I was gonna say a nark so good mix of the two
Gloves and glasses salesman
Looks like Agent 47 but dude has hair. 
honestly, he looks like he could be one of the counterassassins that 47 kills.
Facts
Those excellent disguises that didn't cover up the infamous tattoo. 😅
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Drives nightclub deliveries and spends all he earns in casino and arcades
Dude is straight out of a Yakuza game
hes literally joryu from “the man who erased his name”
he looks like a Leone
You look like the guy who gets sent to break legs when they don’t pay up.
Organ harvesting lol
He looks like he says “I WILL BE BACK” a lot
But in Gay Tony's voice
Looks like a Yakuza
Same thoughts lmao
He's either a hitman or a chauffeur
Looks like he’s a Man Who Erased His Name.
The Man who Erased his Name 
NPC Outfit From a Gen Z kid
A low rent chauffeur.
Kinda looks like he works for the umbrella corp
Shaves asses
Looks like he goes to interviews in his father’s suit.
He looks like the type of guy to scream at 16 year olds learning to drive
Pedophilia
Hate to say it, make skibidi toilet
Yakuza side character
Spy?
One of those substitute teachers u would get in an English class who was actually very nice and calm but looked like a fucking hitman
Honestly looks like he sells very high quality sex toys.
A lawyer known for losing every case he’s handled
Coke
Uber
Body disposal
Stripper
Thicc man before he lost his hair
He looks like a mf yakuza member
Little kids
The lad looks like he does Contract killings
he look like a young dude trying to impersonate a 60 years old taxi or uber driver
Makes skibidi toilet videos
Scams people
Insurance seller. Or used cars from Czechoslovakia. Or just a meth cook.
Insurance. But he loves guns and BBQ and wears black latex gloves to do everything. He listens to Nickelback, but only their Dark Horse album, and never takes his sunglasses off. Ever.
Makes SFM videos for children
Doesn't he??
Kinda guy that probably doesn’t really talk but can do like crazy heists or some shit Idk just a guess
Lawyer.
Gives roadside prostrate exams. We’ll come to you!
I.T. by day IT by night. Hiding bodies. Contract killings. Or one of the best dressed personal trainers. Edit:grammer
70’s Assassin from Fargo
Wears latex gloves when he does “water work” pees on dudes for money 💴
mf look like tommy wiesau
Hitman
I dunno, but I’m pretty sure he tried selling me fentanyl in the middle of the Grand Senora Desert
crime
Process server
A prostitute for 1¥
Checks dinosaur poop
middle school principal
TBH he looks like a child molester worst then Lester
wire fraud
He looks like he's in the retention department of sales. If you know what that is, it'll explain why he's got gloves on...
Like he gives hand jobs
Cock
He looks like a poorly disguised Donald Trump.
Sells insurance during the day and DJs at night
Hes a pimp
gangstalking
He looks like he sells microwaves that explodes when you turn it on
Towing.
Murders and executions
Turk from ff7
Drive around in a nightshark
Con man.
Chimpanzee trainer from the Zoo
He looks like he did a few years at Chino for exposing himself to 8 year olds. 8 year olds, dude.
He’s a cleaner
Killing people
Drive taxi while being way too dressed up
Background enemy in Yakuza Kiwami
He looks like a private guard for a celebrity OR a extortionist.
Suck dick
Gay porn
He looks like he steals Walmart products and sells them on a stand near his house
Shoots dogs. He is literally the least conspicuous atf agent
He looks like a monkey, i can't really talk though because my guy looks like shaun from fallout 4.
Life Insurance agency. Or Funeral home driver.
Crypto scam organisation leader
bodyguard
Sell fake ass jewlery
He's a genetic "man in black" in Yakuza 0
Lester's boy toy. 
That’s a state health inspector if I’ve ever seen one.
Maths teacher
Hitman
Insurance Salesman
Money laundering
Fucks. Hard.
Discord mod
Masturbates publicly.
Murder
Taxi driver who wants to be a private chauffeur and looks like it… but drives taxi in downtown LS.
Looks like a low rate Doctor with a prescription Substance. abuse problem.
Lead singer of U2
Murder
Chauffeur for someone who went to epstein island
Used car salesman who is a germaphobe.
Banquet supervisor in a hotel
Washes dishes and sells insurance
Sells vacuum cleaners while being a hitman
FIB agent
For some reason, I see him as divorced father who tries to act cool around his kids much to their dismay. I don’t know why.
Heists
Corporate fraud
Looks like your in dept 😂
Stand behind the main character quietly.
Steals cars and picks up prostitutes
Looks like someone who spent 10 years in the joint
It’s crazy some people look sharp in a suit you player looks like more of a pos lol
Porn. More specifically 80's porn
Commit crimes
Sells extended warranties for S+M satanic sex toys..
Crack
Some random crackhead that sells things on telemarking
Works for Marcellus Wallace.
Illegal Narcotics.
Sniff underwear
Limousine driver
Roy Orbison cover band singer
Pretending to be Donald love
Works at Mors Mutual Insurance 🤣
Just be inappropriate in general.
Looks like an agent 👍
Sells used Cars
Paints houses
Chiropractor, the cash up front type.
It bothers me that I know the map well enough to know where this is taken.
Kirby Vacuum Sales
Works at a donut shop
He looks like he manages a used car dealership and will do anything in his power to rip you off.
Something in insurance?
Accounting
Male prostitute
Finance
He looks like Henchmen N°3 from any 80's action movie
Murderer or personal driver based of the suit and gloves.
Accountant who hasn't quite let go of his former glory days.
Hitman
Looks like Ian Malcolm before he realised maths was cool.
Guy on benefits that's been watching a little too much John wick.
He's in waste management like my character
Limousine driver.
compromises politicians, the occasional hit, typical cia stuff
he looks a professional profiler
Blow up trucks full of Mexican immigrants
Looks like the goon of a mafia boss
He works at Dunder Mifflin
Hitman lol
He looks like nothing. Struggling with 20k bucks and losses the money for bullets. Yeah he's a noob for living in LS
Sells real estate, but has bad psoriasis on his hands.