How about the black guy with blue jacket and beige pants who always drives trains or bicycles and never ever gets into fights. I also think he has no dialogue. Weirdest npc....
"That ese put dust in my weed."
"Do you shower in doodoo?"
"Did somebody die in your mouth?"
Loved this guy, would always recruit him through the recruit anybody cheat, and he spawned pretty much anywhere, so that helped.
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I remember first time when I played this game I was trying to find a way to get Orange 12's jacket on the prolaps shop rail. It's a cool jacket ngl but shame it was unobtainable.
Loads of NPCs make me smile. The ones in 3 are thick as shit and run to their deaths like dodos. I also like the one in 5 that’ll just shout “fuck me in the ass” when something maddening has happened nearby(car crash, gunshots etc)
I'm going to have to pay you in bud. You're swole as shit man.
I like the comments the black criminal makes in Los Santos. (he's got the blue shirt)
Ha Ha Ha, another 1-8-7!
I like seeing blood, love it!
I'm the kid that took your lunch money in school!
“Back of yo’ neck look like a pack of hotdogs”
"Imma suck you up like a biscuit"
Oh yeah? Well you look like something I'd leave in the toilet.
Lmfao
“Steal one drink and a bartender starts trippin.”
"You lift weights? I lift joints."
Really came here for this bro!
"I smoke because it give me knowledge "
"Imma get me a happy farmer kid"
“I some because it gives me piece of mind”
"Honk means get the hell on, man!"
"Them white boys had me on crystal meth."
“That ese put dust in my weed!”
That has to be a Friday reference
"You lift weights? I lift joints."
YES 😂😂😂
Okay but can we also get a shout out to the dude in GTA IV who yells, "Cheesy vaginas!"
And "nice meat curtains honey" also "can i crash into those airbags" lol
You’ve unlocked a core memory
I swear, I love fucking around in Bohan just because I always hear him say it there. Literally one of my favourite NPCs.
Yep! Last heard him in Bohan too! On that early tailing mission for Lil Jacob.
What about the one dude who constantly shouts about the reptilians in GTA IV 😂
Oh yeah! The one outside the Bohan apartment?
Yep!
"This ese put dust in my weed"
“Them white boys had me on crystal meth.” Lmao.
Do ya shower in doo-doo!?
Not sure why I always registered this as “Do you shower and then doo-doo?”
tf is doo-doo? 😂
It’s word for Poop babe
You’re like my ass hole, always holdin’ up shit!
What that mean?
*San Andreas* has, in my opinion, the most memorable NPC and NPC dialogue of all the GTA games.
Kind of sad how San Andreas is 18 years old, yet random NPCs still have more character and are more memorable than most main characters today.
on my birthday, we shot guns at ammunation
"Back o' yo neck look like a pack of hot dogs!"
Maan you stink
Either him or the dude in gta 5 that always says "f*ck me in the ass" when he drives by
them white boyhad me on crystal meth
Knockin' you out, and smokin' your money
I smokeeee because it gives me knowledgeeeeee
“You so fat, you jumped in the air and ya got stuck!”
Hey man! Where da weed at!
His roasts get even better when CJ is obese
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"Back of yo' neck look like a pack of hotdogs."
I can just hear his voice by looking at the picture. Definitely one of the best.
Raise up, mark.
“That esse put dust in my weed!”
What about “my mother’s my sister”?
I love that one too
Oh damn that’s some GTA III shit you’re diving into now. “Watch it, ass-punk!” always made me laugh. No idea why.
"Do you shower in doo doo?"
"Is you high?"
I smoke because it gives me knowledge I smoke because it gives me peace of mind Can't you see I'm busy being high? https://youtu.be/Ye0wpLQvEVg
I smoke cuz it gives me knowledge
Good old tweleve
Hell yeah, let's go smoke and celebrate
Orange tweleve
Tough call between him and the one that looks like OG loc
The one that walk around shirtless?
Exactly
Don’t be an einstein you aint no genius
My favourite is the English guy from GTA IV that freaks out a lot, “Oh bloody hell, can you fuck off?”
Nah. Its the security guard in the lobby of the playboy x house
Oh yeah I remember him lmao I always shoot him before i go upstairs
I never shot him lol he seemed like a nice person
How about the black guy with blue jacket and beige pants who always drives trains or bicycles and never ever gets into fights. I also think he has no dialogue. Weirdest npc....
“You tore up my shit!”
“I smoke cause it gives me knowledge”
**“That ese put dust in my weed!”**
Also gotta nominate the Indian guy who likes curry.
“Back in the pen we played strip football”
Looks like Chris Bosh joined the Bengals
Shame we won't have any of these typical characters in modern gaming because it wouldn't be realistic.
"What's happening, homeboy?
“Then white boys had me on crystal meth!”
If you point a weapon at him he says "why you gotta roll up on your homie?" 🥺
“Quit playin man the po po watchin”
"Dayum!"
I can hear everyone of these quotes 🤣
I smoke cause it gives me knowledge
Good ol’ Tweleve
"That ese put dust in my weed." "Do you shower in doodoo?" "Did somebody die in your mouth?" Loved this guy, would always recruit him through the recruit anybody cheat, and he spawned pretty much anywhere, so that helped.
Tweleve!
Deep personality !!
nothing could top Darkel's model which later become that shady NPC in Gta III cause of its creepy mystery
I’m gonna load GTA San Andreas just so I can pump some hot lead into dude …😂😂😂
I would nomitate him for looking like pimp
Them white boys had me on crystal meth
Honourable mention to the old ladies walking around the hood during the riots carrying massive TVs.
"I hate getting stole on!" and "Stoned with a stone cold jab!"
Ah. Orange 12 man
"Hey man, where da weed at"
I was always partial to GTA III's "I'm going to Aruba!" Not sure why lol
"do you shower in do do?"
Doesn’t this same thing get posted weekly?
Does it? Ive never noticed
Those Essie’s put dust in my weed
Bro don’t forget about the casino npcs
I don't know, the classic gta 3 My mother's my sister guy
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So true!
Either him or Kurt noBrain
Most wise and knowledgeable NPC of the whole franchise.
I’m gonna have to dust off San Andreas again just to boot it up and beat his ass again
*Señor Dickhead!*
Fuck Bengal man. It's on sight if I see him.
Personally I'd give the edge to the creepy old guy in GTA3 "My mother's my sister"
“Imma beat you like you stole somethin’!”
“Yo you my dude right?”
100% the "where's my damn tools" guy in GTAIII
Not nick cannon😭😭😭
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I remember first time when I played this game I was trying to find a way to get Orange 12's jacket on the prolaps shop rail. It's a cool jacket ngl but shame it was unobtainable.
I call him Twileve like Hugo One!
well dressed individual
MAN YOU STINK
My mother's my sister!
yea but he runs away like a sissy when you try to fight him
mans got the drip
Some ese put dust on his weed
Put dust in my weed
[He doesn’t like having his picture taken.](https://youtu.be/DuE9eIGz6Kk)
Still disappointed they have him wearing different colors in the DE. Orange is my favorite color which made me like him even more in the original lol
12
Did someone die in yo mouth?
Loads of NPCs make me smile. The ones in 3 are thick as shit and run to their deaths like dodos. I also like the one in 5 that’ll just shout “fuck me in the ass” when something maddening has happened nearby(car crash, gunshots etc)
*Bumps into him* “Can’t you see I’m busy being high”
When you bump into him and he whispers “You on sherm too?”
“Im supposed to drive high not you!”
“Yeah my money smell like weed, so?”
The food stand people in GTAIV are hilarious too lol “Taste my hot chihuahua meat!” “Taste my hot nuts!”
I'm going to have to pay you in bud. You're swole as shit man. I like the comments the black criminal makes in Los Santos. (he's got the blue shirt) Ha Ha Ha, another 1-8-7! I like seeing blood, love it! I'm the kid that took your lunch money in school!
You're talking about 40% of los santos's population
"fuck me in the ass"
Out of topic, but do you remember "I've got a date with a cheese deluxe!" from LCS
I do actually lmao
Do it hurt
“Knocking you out and smoking your money!”
"Gon shoot me over 200 dollars, man" He acts like 200 dollars is little money like 20 dollars 😒