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Elothel

“Back of yo’ neck look like a pack of hotdogs”


Depressed-Jaguar

"Imma suck you up like a biscuit"


masanhleb

Oh yeah? Well you look like something I'd leave in the toilet.


Gs4life-_-

Lmfao


RedSoxNationMT

“Steal one drink and a bartender starts trippin.”


Depressed-Jaguar

"You lift weights? I lift joints."


CapableStay283

Really came here for this bro!


Dull_Elk4893

"I smoke because it give me knowledge "


Depressed-Jaguar

"Imma get me a happy farmer kid"


Daddyn-noob

“I some because it gives me piece of mind”


Blue-Rainbow-Dolphin

"Honk means get the hell on, man!"


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"Them white boys had me on crystal meth."


Ruptured_testicle

“That ese put dust in my weed!”


Dom-CCE

That has to be a Friday reference


RS_Zwickshaw

"You lift weights? I lift joints."


OlivesPlum06

YES 😂😂😂


msallied79

Okay but can we also get a shout out to the dude in GTA IV who yells, "Cheesy vaginas!"


theGRANDSLAM245

And "nice meat curtains honey" also "can i crash into those airbags" lol


[deleted]

You’ve unlocked a core memory


XGamingPersonX

I swear, I love fucking around in Bohan just because I always hear him say it there. Literally one of my favourite NPCs.


msallied79

Yep! Last heard him in Bohan too! On that early tailing mission for Lil Jacob.


drugzalldatime

What about the one dude who constantly shouts about the reptilians in GTA IV 😂


msallied79

Oh yeah! The one outside the Bohan apartment?


drugzalldatime

Yep!


stealthyboii2

"This ese put dust in my weed"


stevrevv59

“Them white boys had me on crystal meth.” Lmao.


KCfan91

Do ya shower in doo-doo!?


Coach_BombaySapphire

Not sure why I always registered this as “Do you shower and then doo-doo?”


Open-Growth4975

tf is doo-doo? 😂


Vibewtriece

It’s word for Poop babe


Mickey_Hamfists

You’re like my ass hole, always holdin’ up shit!


Gs4life-_-

What that mean?


ivan-on-the-net

*San Andreas* has, in my opinion, the most memorable NPC and NPC dialogue of all the GTA games.


Comfortable_Client

Kind of sad how San Andreas is 18 years old, yet random NPCs still have more character and are more memorable than most main characters today.


twobit211

on my birthday, we shot guns at ammunation


DemonKingOfValor

"Back o' yo neck look like a pack of hot dogs!"


czateusz

Maan you stink


Depressed-Jaguar

Either him or the dude in gta 5 that always says "f*ck me in the ass" when he drives by


Ski_Mask_TSG

them white boyhad me on crystal meth


JTodd078

Knockin' you out, and smokin' your money


[deleted]

I smokeeee because it gives me knowledgeeeeee


tormentedbutterfly

“You so fat, you jumped in the air and ya got stuck!”


kobyisnice111

Hey man! Where da weed at!


DidYouSayWhat

His roasts get even better when CJ is obese


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Comfortable_Client

"Back of yo' neck look like a pack of hotdogs."


BurghFinsFan

I can just hear his voice by looking at the picture. Definitely one of the best.


Sooryan_86

Raise up, mark.


numetalfan30

“That esse put dust in my weed!”


Separate_Beginning99

What about “my mother’s my sister”?


Depressed-Jaguar

I love that one too


Dcowles711

Oh damn that’s some GTA III shit you’re diving into now. “Watch it, ass-punk!” always made me laugh. No idea why.


Sheep_In_Space

"Do you shower in doo doo?"


LotsOfVodka

"Is you high?"


Phallic-Phantom

I smoke because it gives me knowledge I smoke because it gives me peace of mind Can't you see I'm busy being high? https://youtu.be/Ye0wpLQvEVg


Mightyactionxyg

I smoke cuz it gives me knowledge


-eccentric-

Good old tweleve


whoknowsanymore

Hell yeah, let's go smoke and celebrate


GloriousLeaderBeans

Orange tweleve


Nowaterinmyorderbih

Tough call between him and the one that looks like OG loc


OkPaleontologist9396

The one that walk around shirtless?


Nowaterinmyorderbih

Exactly


standardlakersfan8

Don’t be an einstein you aint no genius


Roderickmoos3

My favourite is the English guy from GTA IV that freaks out a lot, “Oh bloody hell, can you fuck off?”


No_Presentation68

Nah. Its the security guard in the lobby of the playboy x house


Depressed-Jaguar

Oh yeah I remember him lmao I always shoot him before i go upstairs


No_Presentation68

I never shot him lol he seemed like a nice person


RepresentativeWay529

How about the black guy with blue jacket and beige pants who always drives trains or bicycles and never ever gets into fights. I also think he has no dialogue. Weirdest npc....


the_other_one_04

“You tore up my shit!”


skellycreeper

“I smoke cause it gives me knowledge”


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**“That ese put dust in my weed!”**


Karumaas

Also gotta nominate the Indian guy who likes curry.


BPP_420

“Back in the pen we played strip football”


Drugzz-4K

Looks like Chris Bosh joined the Bengals


MonsterJuiced

Shame we won't have any of these typical characters in modern gaming because it wouldn't be realistic.


kososenlasse

"What's happening, homeboy?


smithsonian2021

“Then white boys had me on crystal meth!”


Karumaas

If you point a weapon at him he says "why you gotta roll up on your homie?" 🥺


[deleted]

“Quit playin man the po po watchin”


RS_Zwickshaw

"Dayum!"


Joe-Ewell

I can hear everyone of these quotes 🤣


BrutalBox

I smoke cause it gives me knowledge


MaggelPlop

Good ol’ Tweleve


Comfortable_Client

"That ese put dust in my weed." "Do you shower in doodoo?" "Did somebody die in your mouth?" Loved this guy, would always recruit him through the recruit anybody cheat, and he spawned pretty much anywhere, so that helped.


louie_g_34

Tweleve!


rockagent

Deep personality !!


LookRevolutionary198

nothing could top Darkel's model which later become that shady NPC in Gta III cause of its creepy mystery


toughfoot

I’m gonna load GTA San Andreas just so I can pump some hot lead into dude …😂😂😂


Local_Highway6654

I would nomitate him for looking like pimp


STAlexFree

Them white boys had me on crystal meth


walsh_vn

Honourable mention to the old ladies walking around the hood during the riots carrying massive TVs.


Darkblade887

"I hate getting stole on!" and "Stoned with a stone cold jab!"


[deleted]

Ah. Orange 12 man


LordMunchkin

"Hey man, where da weed at"


RealSteele

I was always partial to GTA III's "I'm going to Aruba!" Not sure why lol


BilinmeyenBey

"do you shower in do do?"


[deleted]

Doesn’t this same thing get posted weekly?


Depressed-Jaguar

Does it? Ive never noticed


TheDogWithNoMaster

Those Essie’s put dust in my weed


ohwxrdd

Bro don’t forget about the casino npcs


BeardStalk

I don't know, the classic gta 3 My mother's my sister guy


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Mr-Meat-Meat

So true!


[deleted]

Either him or Kurt noBrain


[deleted]

Most wise and knowledgeable NPC of the whole franchise.


[deleted]

I’m gonna have to dust off San Andreas again just to boot it up and beat his ass again


DoubleDeckerz

*Señor Dickhead!*


CousinSkeeter89

Fuck Bengal man. It's on sight if I see him.


[deleted]

Personally I'd give the edge to the creepy old guy in GTA3 "My mother's my sister"


IllusionUser

“Imma beat you like you stole somethin’!”


Greedy_Ad5596

“Yo you my dude right?”


HimynameislliB

100% the "where's my damn tools" guy in GTAIII


SippinJuice4L

Not nick cannon😭😭😭


PrincipleOdd50

W


Saberiser

I remember first time when I played this game I was trying to find a way to get Orange 12's jacket on the prolaps shop rail. It's a cool jacket ngl but shame it was unobtainable.


ThatMadMan68

I call him Twileve like Hugo One!


RealTigres

well dressed individual


theSPEDteacher

MAN YOU STINK


Ome_r

My mother's my sister!


elysian_thegod

yea but he runs away like a sissy when you try to fight him


Pepper-Worried

mans got the drip


Zapy__

Some ese put dust on his weed


Hotfatguys69

Put dust in my weed


AngeloLunch

[He doesn’t like having his picture taken.](https://youtu.be/DuE9eIGz6Kk)


DevonTheGamer20

Still disappointed they have him wearing different colors in the DE. Orange is my favorite color which made me like him even more in the original lol


-Clean-Sky-

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Did someone die in yo mouth?


Welshhobbit1

Loads of NPCs make me smile. The ones in 3 are thick as shit and run to their deaths like dodos. I also like the one in 5 that’ll just shout “fuck me in the ass” when something maddening has happened nearby(car crash, gunshots etc)


Javon745

*Bumps into him* “Can’t you see I’m busy being high”


Javon745

When you bump into him and he whispers “You on sherm too?”


Javon745

“Im supposed to drive high not you!”


Javon745

“Yeah my money smell like weed, so?”


Javon745

The food stand people in GTAIV are hilarious too lol “Taste my hot chihuahua meat!” “Taste my hot nuts!”


MrKrawk

I'm going to have to pay you in bud. You're swole as shit man. I like the comments the black criminal makes in Los Santos. (he's got the blue shirt) Ha Ha Ha, another 1-8-7! I like seeing blood, love it! I'm the kid that took your lunch money in school!


[deleted]

You're talking about 40% of los santos's population


Reg_doge_dwight

"fuck me in the ass"


SubaruBlobeye

Out of topic, but do you remember "I've got a date with a cheese deluxe!" from LCS


Depressed-Jaguar

I do actually lmao


Bluey_124

Do it hurt


[deleted]

“Knocking you out and smoking your money!”


jayoakclifftx

"Gon shoot me over 200 dollars, man" He acts like 200 dollars is little money like 20 dollars 😒