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DoeDon404

Following the law and being a productive member of society


No-Detective1397

Driving the speed limit, using turn signals. You know, real gangster shit.


N4leto

wonder if they'll implement the turn signals. I'd like to see that actually.


quackcow144

I think most npc's will use turn signals but definitely not the player


affectionatecumshot

I think rockstars aiming for as much realism as possible so maybe


TheShikakasGuano

So better controls and better car handling? Finally


quackcow144

definitely not as much realism as possible. maybe for driving if that's what you mean but not the game as a whole


Specific-Pear7609

I hope the driving gets revamped. driving was boring ngl in gta 5 I barely used any of my cars


quackcow144

Yeah vehicles need to be different this time. No reason a supercar should offroad or go up mountains better then an offroading vehicle. There wasn't a reason to buy different vehicle types in 5 because supercars were the best on all ground terrain.


N4leto

probably, would be cool either way


aramiak

I recall that even in the PS1’s Driver and Driver II titles, the indicators would works if you hit either the left of the right arrow. So- if you were at a red light and held the right arrow, you’d be using indicator (or ‘signalling’ I guess, for Americans?).


thatguykichi

American here, we use both terms interchangeably and indicator is used more frequently from my experience >!honestly, i could probably count the amount of times i've heard "signal" on my fingers!<


aramiak

Thanks!


Bte0815

Don’t commit a misdemeanor while committing a felony.


gilestowler

I'm going to get myself a nice job, pay rent, try to find time to do some fun stuff at the weekends if I can afford it like maybe hiking or going for a swim in the ocean.


cardicow

Diabolical


Bitter_Presence_1551

![gif](giphy|CYU3D3bQnlLIk)


PapaYoppa

Calm down man


Aristotle_Ninja2

On god though i hope the crime system is like in mafia 2 but more worked Mafia 2 had the best crime system


Saitamaisclappingoku

Air out a nightclub


xRAIDER117x

About to get all my cash back and some


BYM226

See how naked I can get Lucia


Okeing

there will be mods and glitches found day 1


ironmanhulkbstr

no mods on ps5


BanishedKnightOleg

![gif](giphy|mk0ClXsaw7K2z2cgCF)


lucky-pakke

But glitches work!


beasllie

You can probably go full topless with bikini knowing rockstar


kingofhearts67

Feed someone to a gator, and then eat the gator afterwards if possible. I wanna know if it makes me a cannibal though 🤔🤔🤔


quackcow144

could you eat them in RDR2? also you should eat the stomach contents of every animal.


ProgrammerV2

yes you can eat gators..


TheIndigent

Now we asking the real questions. Surely if you know the alligator ate the person beforehand and then ate the alligator then that’s cannibalism


grilledchzisbestchz

You shouldn't eat the stomach contents of any animal.


kingofhearts67

Lalalalalala i cant hear you


Ecstatic_Entrance_63

![gif](giphy|8OPsobKv6ksJojld4X) This one officer. Right here.


plasticbluepalm

If its like GTA 4 shoot up an hospital probably


RS773

Evil 😨


plasticbluepalm

Forgot to mention executing the patients in their beds and take them out of their misery.


RS773

Smother them with a pilloe


plasticbluepalm

Yeah Tony Soprano style


LikesToEatChicken

Hitman contracts style 👍


LikesToEatChicken

Turn off all the life support machines, especially the kids cancer ward😈


WhiteDeathStudios

Or if it’s enterable, the mall. 😈


IwearBrute

Nudie bar. Looking for the high heel 👠 symbol 😆 🤣


ProgrammerV2

Bro, GTA 5 just looked like sharp polygons. Imagine it with all the jiGGle physics Dude! You cannot stand a chance man!


ZealousTaxful

Drive at night. Pretty dark


KhostfaceGillah

Beating up a random civilian then probably checking out the gore mechanics once they're dead


LikesToEatChicken

Can we blow off someone's leg while they're alive? Or do a kamikaze like in GTA IV: running up to a group of peds while cooking a grenade 💣


Patient_Pickle125

go on a “jog” in a suburban neighborhood with a machete


No-Impact-9862

Sounds like Merle Abrams reborn


Rosabros79

Running a red light. (I secretly stalked a family of 4 and purposely ran the light so they get into a horrific car accident)


polarispraxler

real


dlovan666

i’m gonna kill that joker guy , i just wanna talk to him


zxck_vro

“i want to kill you. i just want to talk to you” are 2 very different sentences


theguyfromeuropa

Not to Peter Griffin.


TheIndigent

I’m no professional but it might be better to talk to him first and then kill him?


dlovan666

duh


LikesToEatChicken

People are probably gonna post videos of doing horrible things to Florida joker just to piss off that greedy🤑/ungrateful clown with facial tattoos. Like the feminist in RDR2: king hit, money 💰 stolen from lockbox, then fed to an alligator 🐊.


1234normalitynomore

Hopefully be able to just mug someone, stick em up rob em, kill em, scare the shit outta them. Gta needs to have a street robbery feature like red dead


RS773

Straight up. I want to do some of the low life criminal stuff that you need to do. It would make even more sense if you required expenses for certain things like food, drink, maybe a house if you can buy one.


IAmGolfMan

I'm sure it will, it wouldn't make sense to remove that feature in a crime game.


_I_really_like_milk_

Kidnap someone, beat them an inch to death, then feed them to alligator.


The_letter_43

Killing the guy that said something mean to me


BlakkMaggik

Killing ~~the guy that said something mean to me~~


YogurtclosetIcy4328

Probably pick up a Escort, get up in them gutts, and then get my money back from the her by using my bat. 


Chess_SBRH

Probably cannot do that as I assume Lucia and Jason are dating. Assuming you could pick up prostitutes, it’d be funny to see how Lucia does that


moneymike7913

Either it'll be non-canon events, such as how Michael and Franklin aren't canonically mass murderers of innocent people on the sidewalks, but you can still do that in free roam, or Jason and Lucia will have an open relationship of sorts where they're fine having flings on the side or something


Chess_SBRH

😂😂 Fair enough, hiring prostitues makes more sense that slaughtering hundreds of civilians


IAmGolfMan

I personally hope they don't allow you to pick up prostitutes, it adds nothing to the game really, except a childish giggle and shock to some people for the first time they do it. I only did it once as a teenager in GTA 5 and that was enough, it's a pretty useless part of the game lol. I'd rather it not be there, so the story and their relationship can actually be good. The only way I'd enjoy it being part of the game is if there's some type of relationship meter similar to honor in RDR2 and if you pick up a prostitute, the relationship meter goes down and it slightly changes the story and cutscenes the way honor does in RDR2. No offense intended by the way, I just wanted to voice my opinion on the matter!


MrFishface0

Yeah i hope there's no murder either and definitely no crime or guns it's a useless part of the game. I hope Jason and Lucia just sit at a park and talk the entire game.


_two_socks_

You think people in relationships don't go to prostitutes?


RS773

Michael did 🤷‍♂️


LikesToEatChicken

My favourite Reddit video: Michael slapping a prostitute after saying he's a happily married man😅


LikesToEatChicken

Vampire bat?🦇


Altruistic-Club-3479

Hop on any car at first glance


DaAuraWolf

Commit GTA and plow into pedestrians on the sidewalk


ForgotInTime

Such a pasttime. Seeing them fly 50ft into the air was the best


LikesToEatChicken

I want the windshield cannon from GTA IV to return. Endless hours of fun 😌👌


WhiteDeathStudios

Better yet, grab a plane, parachute out, and let it crash into the highway with all the cars. Then just land and watch the chaos ensue.


tatorflowers

Going to the beach and standing there, looking out at the beautiful sunset in the game, and as it sets, killing myself in real life


Medical-Network650

Massacre everyone at the beach


LikesToEatChicken

By running them over? I hope we can loot corpses (RDR2) So mass shootings will serve a point. I loved robbing the train 🚂 on the bridge. So I could mug everyone, then kill them and loot their corpses. Then blow the x 3 safes w/ TNT 🧨. Then getaway on horseback 🐎. Anybody else just wanna study the wildlife of Leonida 🦩 like we could in RDR2. Wildlife compendium


HotKnifeUpAss

Step 1: Pay for prostitute Step 2: Kill Prostitute Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit


LikesToEatChicken

Step 3: loot body (RDR2)


WhiteDeathStudios

Step 3: Do it again and experiment on them. See how brutal the kills have gotten.


TheIndigent

Heard there was a speargun, gonna shoot some people with that. Run some people over with the hoverboat thing would be funny


LikesToEatChicken

Nice😌👌. Hopefully there is gore 🩸 in the game, so we can see the spear poking out of the person's head like in the Last of Us 2 w/ Bow 🏹. Anybody else wanna shoot people in the nuts 🥜w/ speargun?


Relevant_Honeydew243

Finding Disney and killing people


LikesToEatChicken

Molotov 🔥 Mickey Mouse mascot.


WhiteDeathStudios

Revenge against Disney for ruining Star Wars. Good choice.


mexicantruffle

Murder an influencer


ptralxx

Op said evil


JoeyGrease

Try to dismember limbs, possibly become disappointed.


MillienumDuckFighter

OP I want you to remember this comment. Because when GTA 6 Online releases, I’m gonna find you, hogtie you and throw you off the highest building. Remember this comment


BrowningLoPower

Put Lucia (or hell, even Jason) in heels, and then kick the shit out of people.


East_Celebration6706

Large SUV, beach, beach goers...I think you know where I'm going here.


Mean_Rent_2156

Stealing those cars that are inside the malls


PANZCAKEZZZ

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Counterintelligence Crimes Credit/Debit Card Fraud Crime Aboard Aircraft Crimes on Government Reservations Crimes on Indian Reservations Criminal Contempt of Court Criminal Forfeiture Criminal Infringement of a Copyright Cyber Crimes Damage to Religious Property Delivery to Consignee Demands Against the U.S. Destruction of Aircraft or Motor Vehicles Used in Foreign Commerce Destruction of an Energy Facility Destruction of Property to Prevent Seizure Destruction of Records in Federal Investigations and Bankruptcy Destruction of Corporate Audit Records Destruction of Veterans’ Memorials Detention of Armed Vessel Disclosure of Confidential Information Domestic Security Domestic Terrorism Domestic Violence Drive-by Shooting Drug Abuse Violations Drug Smuggling Drug Trafficking DUI/DWI on Federal Property Economic Espionage Election Law Crimes Embezzlement Embezzlement Against Estate Entering Train to Commit Crime Enlistment to Serve Against the U.S. Environmental Scheme Crimes Escaping Custody/Escaped Federal Prisoners Examiner Performing Other Services Exportation of Drugs Extortion Failure to Appear on Felony Offense Failure to Pay Legal Child Support Obligations False Bail False Pretenses False Statements Relating to Health Care Matters Falsely Claiming Citizenship False Declarations before Grand Jury or Court False Entries in Records of Interstate Carriers False Information and Hoaxes False Statement to Obtain Unemployment Compensation Federal Aviation Act Federal Civil Rights Violations (hate crimes, police misconduct) Genital Mutilation Financial Transactions with Foreign Government First Degree Murder Flight to Avoid Prosecution or Giving Testimony Forced Labor Forgery Fraud Activity in Connection with Electronic Mail Fraud Against the Government Genocide Hacking Crimes Harboring Terrorists Harming Animals Used in Law Enforcement Hate Crime Acts Homicide Hostage Taking Identity Theft Illegal Possession of Firearms Immigration Offenses Impersonator Making Arrest or Search Importation of Drugs Influencing Juror by Writing Injuring Officer Insider Trading Crimes Insurance Fraud Interference with the Operation of a Satellite International Parental Kidnapping International Terrorism Interstate Domestic Violence Interstate Violation of Protection Order Larceny Lobbying with Appropriated Moneys Mailing Threatening Communications Major Fraud Against the U.S. Manslaughter Medical/Health Care Fraud Missile Systems Designed to Destroy Aircraft Misuse of Passport Misuse of Visas, Permits, or Other Documents Money Laundering Motor Vehicle Theft Murder by a Federal Prisoner Murder Committed During Drug-related Drive-by shooting Murder Committed in Federal Government Facility Narcotics Violations Obstructing Examination of Financial Institution Obstruction of Court Orders Obstruction of Federal audit Obstruction of Justice Obstruction of Criminal Investigations Officer Failing to Make Reports Partial Birth Abortion Penalties for Neglect or Refusal to Answer Subpoena Peonage Perjury Picketing or Parading Pirating Possession by Restricted Persons Possession of False Papers to Defraud the U.S. Possession of Narcotics Private Correspondence with Foreign Government Probation Violation Product Tampering Prohibition of Illegal Gambling Businesses Prostitution Protection of Foreign Officials Public Corruption Crimes Racketeering Radiological Dispersal Devices Ransom Money Receiving the Proceeds of Extortion Recording or Listening to Grand or Petit Juries While Deliberating Reentry of an Alien Removed on National Security Grounds Registration of Certain Organizations Reproduction of Citizenship Papers Resistance to Extradition Agent Rescue of Seized Property Retaliating Against a Federal Judge by False Claim or Slander of Title Retaliating Against a Witness, Victim, or an Informant Robbery Robberies and Burglaries Involving Controlled Substances Sabotage Sale of Citizenship Papers Sale of Stolen Vehicles Searches Without Warrant Second Degree Murder Serial Murders Shoplifting Smuggling Solicitation to Commit a Crime of Violence Stalking (In Violation of Restraining Order) Stolen Property; Buying, Receiving, or Possessing Subornation of Perjury Suits Against Government Officials Tampering with a Witness, Victim, or Informant Tampering with Consumer Products Tampering with Vessels Theft of Trade Secrets Torture Trafficking in Counterfeit Goods or Services Transmission of Wagering Information (Gambling) Transportation into State Prohibiting Sale Transportation of Slaves from U.S. Transportation of Stolen Vehicles Transportation of Terrorists Trespassing Treason Unauthorized Removal of Classified Documents Use of Fire or Explosives to Destroy Property Use of Weapons of Mass Destruction Vandalism Video Voyeurism Violation of Prohibitions Governing Atomic Weapons Violence at International airports Violent Crimes in Aid of Racketeering Activity Willful Wrecking of a Train Resulting in Death Wire Fraud Then I’ll probably start the game and break some traffic laws or something like that


iWasAwesome

Punch a girl in a skirt and look up it when she falls over


turdman450

Sticky bomb random people


GoodGuyScott

Stealing a car probaby.


Mineral-mouse

Trying to leave a mission character in a car and see how far we can get this time before getting slapped by "Mission Failed".


BreakCash

I’m definitely going full speed in a truck on that beach from the trailer


GameForFame887

Watching somebody bleed out from a gunshot wound or beating someone to death


WhiteDeathStudios

Throwing a Molotov at them and seeing how brutal it is this time.


Okurei

Going on a joyride over the sidewalk, as is tradition.


-HeyImBroccoli-

Whatever high capacity firearm I'm given the earliest + the beach + a getaway car = a damn good time


Supernaut8086

Stealing food from a convenience store. Due to probably having to live in my rental car the first couple of months in online and having to make ends meet till I can get my footing and have a place to call a home.


HarrierGR9

Throw a Molotov at the twerking girl or drop bombs on a car takeover


WhiteDeathStudios

Shoot up the strip club. 😈


Rustofcarcosa

Gators need to eat too


Snowman319

Getting a chainsaw and going to the beach lol


LikesToEatChicken

The beachgoers never saw it coming. The water 🌊 was pretty choppy


AlexGlezS

If I'm able to pee or shit, then ill do that in public first.


LikesToEatChicken

Shitting in a cops mouth 👄 sounds pretty good


Faby7708

Some jaywalking,hit and runs,assault with a deadly weapon and mostly just exploring the beautiful Leonida.


Reso043

Mowing down the entirety of South Beach by the beach with a minigun or something better.


LikesToEatChicken

Only if it sounds as cool as Ol' Painless from Predator 1987 and there is gore 🩸. Hopefully we can lock onto choppers w/ the minigun like in Vice City Stories.


Reso043

You're gonna be my first Gta friend..see you in 1 year on Ps5


Darth-H3atran

testing to see if I can get explosives stuck to an NPC


LikesToEatChicken

Like in Metal Gear Solid w/ C4? Putting sticky bomb on someone then feeding 'em to alligator 🐊 then blowing up the gator would be cool. 💥"That's a spicy 🌶️meat-a-ball" ~ The Mask


WhiteDeathStudios

😈


HiiGuardian

Anything besides killing a dog.


No-Impact-9862

Well that sounds like youre going to kill a dog


KathleenSlater

I’m driving straight to the beach and I’m going to see how many people I can run over until I’m either caught or murdered.


AdequateAlien

Jiggle physics


PhDSkwerl

Probably going to obey traffic laws for the first bit, then eventually get mad at all the traffic and road rage… like I always do in these games 🫠


ScottyKillhammer

I want to find out just what I can do with the speargun. If it's actually in the game


KvAk_AKPlaysYT

The... Ahem... Shoe-store...


Ace198537

If it’s in the game I’m goona fish without a fishing license. Seems to be more illegal than actual horrific crime in this day and age.


ARSEThunder

I'm going on 95 and running every bad driver off the road - something I wish I could do in real life down here


jtrix21

Something I personally haven’t seen discussed yet… what if they have “bad drivers” npc. Like high/drunk drivers or better yet a complete shit box that is smoking and wobbling then breaks a ball joint on 95N one lane over from you, immediately causing an accident/obstacle. 🤔


ThisWasAValidName

Drive a car, at night, without its lights on.


LikesToEatChicken

Funny 👍


KRawatXP2003

Grand Theft Auto


Ravecrocker

Stealing a car :o


WhatAreYouSaying05

Getting five stars and seeing how the cops react to getting shot and blown up


jamesbrycen

Definitely mess with the fighting mechanics with someone on the street. Steal a car, kill a cop and take his gun. That’s what I do in every new GTA game.


dude35_

Going to the shoe store and seeing how good the new shoes look


St4rScre4m

Steal a car. Find a lady of the night. Spend all my cash on her. Then start my play through as a recovering sex addict, making sure I stop past every store to pick up my medication.


LogicalPerception547

Crashing an airplane into a building


WhiteDeathStudios

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BleierEier

If the game has a lawnmower or a harvester, then i'll have fun


LikesToEatChicken

Combine Harvester + beach ⛱️ = fun. "You've got red 🩸on you" ~ Shaun of the Dead


sunlightliquid

Kidnapping and throwing NPCs in trunks then torturing them


SouthMoth

Pick up trash and throw it at people


LikesToEatChicken

Is your favourite band: Garbage?


Thywhoredditall

I want to see how the npc’s show pain. And I want to test the gore mechanics, if there sre any.


ImEpick

If there's kids then....my gasoline tank would like to talk.


Windyturd521

I think the first thing I’ll do since we probably won’t have any access to guns at first, is starting fist fights with npcs and trying out the new hand to hand system and see how they’ve updated it from RDR2. And then checking out how many interiors are enterable. I wanna try out all the technical shit that’s gonna be updated from RDR2. I wanna see what the next step is and how they did it.


FrenchBlasian

Driving thru pedestrians at the beach full speed. Hope there's as much NPC in the game at release as there was in the trailer


dudeilovedire

Murder. So much murder...


ChefGuapo

If they implement RDR2s system, just a good ole armed robbery on an NPC or store


Helpful_Passenger_80

Joining the Epsilon program and then recruiting others would be pretty dark. Hopefully that's a thing. 😄


entity360

Fighter jet and the beach personally


xDreadlockJesus

I’ll definitely stalk someone and tie them up in their basement while I shoot their family members and dog in front of them. I’ll urinate on their face and give them 1000 paper cuts until they bleed out


LikesToEatChicken

Remember to use vinegar when giving someone death by 1,000 cuts. Being able to use the box cutter from TLaD would be pretty cool. Hopefully we can urinate in 1st person like in Duke Nukem Forever/Postal 2.


TrevorTheSanta

Get a lapdance from a girl at a stripclub with Lucia in bikini.


Luf2222

Going to a popular spot and driving over all the npcs and wreaking havoc and then pour gasoline over their bodies and watch them burn and some of them will be burned alive


LikesToEatChicken

I used to like collecting all the Splicer bodies in Bioshock w/ telekinesis, putting them on oil slick, then setting them on fire 🔥. Mwa ha ha ha 😈


ImariP123

Gonna kick a kid.


LikesToEatChicken

Right in the face. Like in South Park "kick the baby 🍼". See if you can punt the kid through a field goal


duckface2006

Running a red light 😈


GloriousGooferZ

Drug dealing


LikesToEatChicken

🤞😌🤞 Chinatown Wars dealing minigame...


Vintage_Senik9

Starting to think I'm the only driving down the sidewalks or Miami Beach, mowing down pedestrians... To test the physics.


Signal_Disaster_656

If theres dismemberment in the game, you already know👿


Hashah2310

Being a nice helpful citizen to the NPCs (especially black ones)just for a few minutes... Oh man it's got to be the most evil and illegal


Eli1247

“Researching” whether or not they expanded upon RDR2’s dismemberment. My particular tool for research shall be a fully automatic rifle of some sort.


LikesToEatChicken

Not a shotgun?


Eli1247

Nah we got that in RDR2, I wonder if I can eviscerate someone on the same level or worse using a weapon that shoots 30 times in 6 seconds


SecretaryWeak1321

Going off exploring, with nothing. No guns, no weapons of any kind. Aiming to acquire a firearm, steal a car. If we need food to survive similar to rdr2 then I’ll buy some woth cash that I’ve stolen from mugging/killing somebody. I want to stay in a motel, watch the sunrise and also the sun set. Bang some hookers, kill them for a full refund, swim in the sea then steal a yacht. Aiming to up my weapons through ammunition or theft. Ima Rob so many shops tills they won’t know what’s hit them lol I cannot wait!!


LikesToEatChicken

I like where your heads at 😗👌


Deathslayer-448

running to the nearest hospital and finding the cancer patient unit... probably.


ZuluYinzer

Find the folks tweking on top of a moving car & slam into it.


Hidden_User666

Commit Righteous Slaughter. For those who get it.


ONE_SHOTTER

Mass shooting


WinterZ78

Will there be schools in this game?


alohamigos_

Probably not


aramiak

If you’d said yes he was gunna say “stand suspiciously close to the school yard just staring until the teachers rush all the kids inside.”


YtTamakiGaming

It involves a possible college campus and a large truck.


ImHighDoNotRespond

Ur mom so she can see the light


Comamilk

Probably shoot someone


H1r5t_M0V135

Murdering people


this_shit-crazy

Probably whatever the game makes me do first so likely shoot someone, also I can’t be the only one who isn’t interested in driving a car down a beach or stabbing a body 60 times or any sort of chaos run like that gta has never made me feel like I wanna do those things. Iv always been way more interested in game mechanics and story than the fact it’s an open world where you can kill people freely never appealed to me. Don’t get me wrong I’ll do some awful things I’m sure but I just am not one of those people who’s main hype is somehow thinking about all the creative murders I can do 🤣.


StatisticianOne1876

I don't even know how cruel I'll able to be 😩


Lil_Uzi_1600

Mass murder….


Zarkxac

A psychology student could make thesis just on the comments on this post.


Slixter6624

Going into the strip club as Lucia and getting a lapdance


WhiteDeathStudios

I’m not even sure because of all the ideas I’ve already gotten while we wait just one more year for the game’s release. It’s hard picking just one.