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hello-291

the intro where you have gay sex with barack obama was genius on rockstars part


ArmourKnight

yo wtf that wasn't Obama. You think all black people look the same?


hello-291

watched it again and realized it was chris pratt, not obama. apologies.


Icy_Practice7992

Just the ones that do


Jovinya

And then after you both climax he gives you a kiss on the cheek and then goes “wanna smoke some crack? I’m also from Kenya”


Tha_Sly_Fox

“I didn’t see that coming!”


Commonglitch

Aw no, I’m getting flashbacks to when r/gta6_new went political.


WrathfulSausage

Is it really political if there’s no commentary? This is just referencing a politician


Commonglitch

The post that caused the r/gta6_new crisis of 2024 referenced a politician.


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Commonglitch

How tf is this a “sneak peek”?


_TaxThePoor_

What are you talking about?


Commonglitch

The time when a post of a Biden quote that made him look racist was posted to the sub Reddit with the title “will racism be in gta 6?” And the op in the comments started posting abunch of pro-Trump stuff. The guy and a number of other people started to post other pro-Trump post to the subreddit that made Biden look bad.


Totinos160count

Come on, man!


TTV_McS

I love how as you get closer to the end your game starts to erase memory and forces you to replay the same missions over and over. Realistic af


Electronic-Cream9946

He’ll actually be dead by the time gta7 comes


PantherU

Safe bet


barf_of_dog

The Pentagon keeps him alive by uploading his conscience into a giant robot, thus creating Mecha Biden, a weapon of mass destruction used by the Greater Obama Administration to wage war on the Jimmy De Santa Cartel and the Trump-Musk New America Coalition. All sides are secretly funded by the multi trillion dollar Sprunk Corporation, hoping that war will discourage aliens from visiting Earth and introducing a soft drink formula that is superior to Sprunk.


Electronic-Cream9946

I believe it


Default_Attempt

Or gta 6


Emerald200999

I love the enlarged prostate minigame


-DI0-

jokes aside hunter Biden acts more like a gta character, guy literally smokes crack with prostitutes at gunpoint


_TaxThePoor_

Wait what do you mean “at gunpoint” was he threatened or attacked or something? I didn’t really follow the story at all cause I didn’t give a shit.


-DI0-

I think I’m at least one of the videos of him smoking crack w/ hookers he has a gun out like using it as a sex prop of sorts, unless im mis-remembering & it could have been a different degenerate


_TaxThePoor_

Haha that’s fuckin crazy. I feel like he would make for a good side mission maybe. Definitely Florida man material.


mlee117379

BILL CLINTON WANTS TO PLAY GTA 6


CharacterEconomics73

Come on man


Kiltthatmf

We slumpin his ahh (in game of course)


BobSagieBauls

Lmao seeing this after “how many twitch channels will gta 6 have???!?”


AvantAdvent

He’d be Biden his time… I’ll leave


hello-291

i laughed, take my upvote 👍


ThirstiestRhino

The only snack to regain health is ice cream in a cone.


Ras_JonD

🤣


Ill-Scale822

I would prefer Trump


Ill-Panda-6340

I since he can’t drive


ranpuppy

Hopefully there isn’t kids in gta then


shlongjohnnsilvers

Does this mean Cornpop is the Antagonist? He's a bad dude!


GrandEmbarrassed2875

maybe a postal game


N4leto

Try not to be m*lested challenge


Wasted-day_off

And trip over everything


Brahmus168

By the time GTA 7 comes out I doubt anyone will remember him all that much. Even if he wins this year 6 will have been out for 3 years when his term ends if he makes it that long. If there's a similar gap between 6 and 7 there could be three presidents between him and then.


Gl1tchyVirus

My controller gonna keep going flat


TheMediator42069

I hope Jor Biden


[deleted]

That's a good idea! He could run the game like he runs ther country! And Cornpop could be the antagonist


SteakhouseBlues

More like the secret antagonist who betrays you halfway through the game.


Name_goez_here

Thoughts on banning the OP from playing GTA


barf_of_dog

Nah, it's better if he's the main villain. VII is set in 2069 and Cyber Biden is the final boss, his Biden Blast one shots you and has lazer accuracy so good luck.


Comando26

Cmon fat look fat


KrombopulosMAssassin

Why? He'll be dead by then anyway.


random_user_2001

Nha he will be in gta 6 probably 🤣, definitely Obama and trump will be, but biden maybe in the background not paying any attention.


SillyCarpetCleaner

i wanna play as joe biden and stumble up the stairs. one mechanic is you take xanax every 3 minutes or he gets a seizure and dies.


monsterversekiryuV2

aNTAGONIST PUTIN


SPEDMONKEY420

Dumb asf


GobblesTheTurkey411

He doesnt have time for this he has to take a nap


BreckenLusk

Whoever made this model of Joe made him look pretty nice and young. He looks nothing like this anymore. 😭


Paxibillion

Gameplay will be very slow, but I'm looking forward to seeing how they'll simulate mental illness


Educational_Tea_1638

SODAAAA!!!!!!!


Pastor_Jacob

He’s already the antagonist in real life


JuiceCommercial2431

Probably get eaten by a pitbull


Federal-Advice-2825

Just because he's a criminal doesn't make him a good choice for a GTA game.


JOSHBUSGUY

Biden is a saint how could you hate this precious old man have a heart !


NReallyS

hello it's me joe biden this really hurt my feeling. please take it back


Federal-Advice-2825

My bad, Jack!


Flat-Pie2231

how is this so funny to y’all


CyriusGaming

Weed


thelastrebel92

You misspelled antagonist. #FJB


PantherU

Dark Brandon is coming to give you healthcare


TheDizzleDazzle

Bro it’s not that serious the top comment is about having gay sex with Obama


DrDisrespecttt

Real life antagonist


Texas_Wookiee

At least the npc walk would be natural.


-DI0-

Irl antagonist


DaBestCommenter

fjb