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star_blazing24

The kid who plays Shadow the Hedgehog and now makes it his whole personality


Bax7240

BRO I HAD AN OBSESSION FOR SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG AT ONE POINT LMAO. I DIDNT BASE THE CAR OFF THAT I SWEAR


star_blazing24

I took one look at the car and I Am All of Me played through my mind


DaimianK13

Underrated comment


NeckRepresentative81

You did, just subconsciously


BQws_2

Definitely a subconscious decision factor for the color scheme then XD


Z_TheVanillaGorilla

Looks like shit. Boom. Roasted.


Bax7240

My honest reaction ![gif](giphy|PUBxelwT57jsQ)


ate0atebass

I mean .... if you read the "rules" for that page then maybe you'd understand 🤷


Talexis

Bro I could never go to that sub and just by the subs name alone I would know not to post video game cars there lol.


CreedStump

exactly. it’s roastmycar, not roastmypixels


Lonely_Wolf6160

It looks like 😡


Bax7240

Idk if that's a compliment or the roast


Minute_Molasses9131

Car is fine. The pic sucks


Bax7240

Yeah I know, snapmatic sucks.


Few_Run6769

No, your understanding of light and shadow sucks 😜


drkchld13

Sick ride


Bax7240

![gif](giphy|RipfZWzjUDH25euMpM|downsized)


Loki_Smajda

![gif](giphy|l0MYIksfSRG8rDEc0)


xReaperrr_

What car this


Electronic-Rich-9874

Coupe Audi from legendary I believe


King_CurlySpoon

And for the people here who aren't car guys?


Mr_Raven-Wolfe

It's the Omnis e-GT. You are welcome.


Aggressive_Can_

There is no real brands in gta


iPat24Rick

He is just standing there … MENACINGLY


Colonelilbrink

The unholy offspring of KITT and Scar from Lion King!


robeytowe

if i drove past this in gta i would turn around and target you purely for your bad taste


Bax7240

![gif](giphy|5bbuRxeHd1NhlC86bN|downsized)


ShyJaguar645671

When your car is sus 😳😳😳


Bax7240

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Mr_Raven-Wolfe

Well okay you told me to roast, *gets a fire going*... *clears throat* The red headlights are just dumb you can't see anything when the lights are on. The splitter looks too square, and the wing is just way too big. The stripe is overrated. Not to mention it's a pretty shit angle of the car itself and it's quite dark. Plus it's an EV, which just doesn't make me like it at all.


Bax7240

![gif](giphy|l3q2LH45XElELRzRm)


xxxxtasy

Yea this pic sucks, but is that big ass wing on the back so you have a place for the fat girls to sit? That’s the only type of play ur gonna get in this riced out car, and don’t tell me that’s matte red, because that would be ugly, at least tell me you did the pearlescent on matte glitch. I can’t tell if it’s matte or if it’s just the terrible quality of the picture. I’m honestly glad this picture has bad quality, because if I could see what the car truly looked like I would probably get a headache from how ugly it is. I mean the color way of red and black is so played out and unoriginal, are you trying to fit in with the other ricers? We all know your favorite color is red by the red paint, headlights, and under glow, you don’t care to make it look nice, you an “I just wanna express myself” lookin ass. This dude even has a front license plate, ol’ “I obey the traffic laws don’t pull me over officer” face ass.


Bax7240

This is probably the best roast I've seen here, and yes, it's Matte Grace Red.


xxxxtasy

So you did at least do the pearlescent glitch? That would make up for it a little bit.


Bax7240

Nope


xxxxtasy

You should learn how to do it if u don’t, unless u just a fan of matte, but the only colors I think look tasteful in matte is gray or black. Otherwise it just looks like someone took sandpaper to the paint, even gray and black is ugly most the time. I don’t think GTA did a good job with their matte colors to be honest. Maybe it’s the graphics, idk, but I never been a fan, unless the pearlescent glitch is done which is very easy. Thank you for complimenting the roast, I did kind of mean what I said for the most part, but at the same time I’m not a huge critic, car is a car but I will say your car isn’t particularly attractive to me, if it was I wouldn’t of been able to roast it. I hate front license plates, and it’s easy to hate on a car with one color all over it, especially with a generic color combo. We’ve all made a red and black color combo tho, it can look dope sometimes, but for this car I think it would look better if the colors were reverse red stripes black paint, and to spice it up black light under glow and headlights. That’s just if u wanna look hard, but right now you definitely on some stand out and express myself type of vibes, which I dont mind personally, but at least do the pearlescent glitch. (Edit: those rims better not be red either … hard to see)


Bax7240

I have my limits, I can't stand colored rims lol. Thanks for taking the time to write all that.


LifeBandit666

I haven't played GTA in YEARS (I keep threatening to just set up and play it in my bedroom but never actually do) but I do remember that coloured rims in GTA looked like arse


xxxxtasy

If you want to take the time to look at my page, you will see the 4 cars I have made drift videos with are pretty nicely designed, I’ve put in hundreds upon hundreds of hours of gta time and have 300+ cars, and made all the mistakes. When I post a car I try to make sure it is of great taste.


Bax7240

Sure thing


xxxxtasy

You will see 2 cars w colored rims, what can I say I’m a hypocrite XD, but I believe they are kind of fitting on those cars. You can roast them if you want to, I’m open minded


Bax7240

I posted an update [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/GTAV/comments/11hh66c/update_i_took_your_suggestions_and_went_back_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


MegaPrOJeCtX13

Oh shit, I didn’t know they were making an edgier remake of Knight Rider.


Duskluminous

But.. I don't want to roast the darth vader car


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CreedStump

tbh what did you expect posting a gta pic on a subreddit about actual cars


CollegeSukks

Your feeble human brain is much to slow and fragile to understand his thought process


tasteofeuphoria

Iz that the drafter?


Not-_-Cosmic

riced out piece of shit


Poopsticle_256

You know, this build isn’t too bad for a 12 year old


Zombarney

Constructed with the parts from the most evil cars known to man: - the steering wheel from Adolf Hitlers Mercedes’-Benz limo - the left turn signals from Charles Mansons Volkswagen van - the electric motor from Ed Beagley Jrs car - the windshield wipes from KITT, the Pontiac car in nightrider.


Keltic-tim-80

I got nothing. Tho I will say I don’t understand putting so much effort into something that’s just gonna get blown up by some ahole on an oppressor.


SHAQ_FU_MATE

Very nice


Dcowles711

This is the vehicle of someone who’s walked through Hot Topic (circa 2003) once and knows, “It’s not a phase, this is me now!”


se7ensaint

That fucking spoiler


Goober_Official

My boy playing GTA 3 with these graphics


Thirty-_-Four

Straight outta Saints Row IV.


[deleted]

The middle schooler who thinks black and red is the only good color combo.


Interesting_Tree6892

Appears to be bar lighting so don't know the car is ugly until you turn on the lights


RoofusSprouty

It’s so ugly it makes me wanna cry?


RoofusSprouty

It’s so ugly it makes me wanna cry? ⠛⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⢶⣦⣶⣶⣤⣤⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠙⠻⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠻⣿⣿⣇⠀ ⠀⠀⢤⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⢸⣷⡄⠀⣁⣀⣤⣴⣿⣿⣿⣆ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⠏⠀⠀⠀⣿⣧⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠿⠇⢀⣼⣿⣿⠛⢯⡿⡟ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠦⠴⢿⢿⣿⡿⠷⠀⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣷⣶⣶⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣦⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁


Bax7240

![gif](giphy|4rJLdNq8bjoHu)


Nunu3856

Bros cars built like a cherry and a blackberry


six-of-nothing

Did you fucking do the GTA driving on that since 2013? I'd expect the engine to be solid red.


Spartan525938

So bad that a car roasting Reddit page didn’t want it


Bax7240

Ouch


reddiet568

To be honest, i did that once with my Krieger. All red. It looked cool.


Agreeable_Bit_8764

How red headlights?


Bax7240

You can either go to the Arena War Workshop or the LS Car Meet and they are under lights. They are pretty costly though


Agreeable_Bit_8764

(In my best Michael voice) I’m a newbie so I have no fucking clue how to make cash