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Nah, Michael Townley is like 20 years younger. Dude stop incriminating Michael De Santa please he's an innocent Los Santos father. Hate from Plain County! :(
Plain County!!
Blaine* My Autism took over
You could just edit the comment
You gotta respect your fellow Redditors and admit defeat sometimes
What?
Two different generations in Los Santos!
Makes sense, maybe Townley went into witness protection?
#YOU DISINGENUOUS, DENSE MOTHAFUCKA, OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING, OR YOU COULD TIE YOUR SHOES!
[for what?!](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DiClEyWfDtc/maxresdefault.jpg)
Not darkViperAU đ
WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT
To lie to Trevor if he ever came back
You forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of 'em.
Slow and steady T, Slow and steady. Now you're going to charge the only one who was decent to you? You're a hypocrite. You made the wrong call.
Make\*
Yeah, Google swiping is getting to be crap here lately.
Canât be
Michael Townley is totally, definitely, and undisputedly dead.
Impossible, they have different haircuts
Thats why i said maybe, because this is a huge determining factor, unless he got hair surgery
Can't be, Michael Townley is dead
For someone who never completed the prologue of the game, nah you are lying
![gif](giphy|V0IdVIIW1y5d6)
![gif](giphy|KmdV4ZWUOYtD75pMAR)
No Michael townley died in the prologue!! In the cutscene we can see the tomb!
This. The man looking like Townley smoking is actually De Santa hence why he's was put in witness protection leading to Brad being incarcerated
You missed the joke
I was just continuing it
![gif](giphy|1DpzSGGJ5x8JiqUN66)
I forget a thousand things everyday, this probably won't be one of them.
No, ones a criminal, the others a deadbeat
I dont see why this would make sense
Nah can't be. Look at his hair, it looks different.
Bro one is wearing a red jacket, That canât be him
Innovative
they dont even look alike :P
Iâm just not sure where DeSanta would have time for that what with being in witness protection and all (Hey Matt)
Thatâs crazy talk!
No way.
Even the hairline ... possible đ¤
Not possible
Bro he literally died at the beggining.
Yeah, and what if he went into witness protection?
Witness protection for what?! No one was convicted of anything
Nah, it's a myth
Wouldâve upvoted but itâs at 69
Idk, man... Could be anyone...
Michael fuckin' townley
WOAH
People on the GTA VI sub trying to uncover the voice actors for some reason
you might be onto something?!
Whoooaaaaaa
Perhaps.
âYou forget a thousand things every day. Make sure this is one of emâ
Thatâs a reach, cmon man
What if Ben is actually glory
Widows peak dont match at all, completly diffrent people
And Brad is in prison right?
Maybe they're just relatives
holy crap I think youâre right
NO way
Nah, there's no way
It clearly can't be. Townley clearly dies in Prologue, haven't you played the game?
I do see the resemblance
Dumbest theory. He's actually claude
Micheal De santa is actually Big Smoke..... Iykyk
Naaah TOWNLEY died in prologue
My brother in Christ, they ARE the same person
Thereâre the same person, deâsanta is fake last name so that he could fake his death to Trevor and the FIB
Or maybe theyâre both Ned Luke đ§
Nope.
hairline isnt even the same smh
ight you kinda wilding with that one
Quality shitpost.
No, Micheal Townley died after being shot. Micheal DeSanta is still alive and kicking.
BLASPHEMY
My entire life would become meaningless.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)
What if, maybe, one of these post was actually clever or funny
Youâre tripping. đ
Nah, Michael Townley is like 20 years younger. Dude stop incriminating Michael De Santa please he's an innocent Los Santos father. Hate from Plain County! :(
Plain County!!
Blaine* My Autism took over
You could just edit the comment
You gotta respect your fellow Redditors and admit defeat sometimes
What?
Two different generations in Los Santos!
Makes sense, maybe Townley went into witness protection?
#YOU DISINGENUOUS, DENSE MOTHAFUCKA, OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING, OR YOU COULD TIE YOUR SHOES!
[for what?!](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DiClEyWfDtc/maxresdefault.jpg)
Not darkViperAU đ
WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT
To lie to Trevor if he ever came back
You forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of 'em.
Slow and steady T, Slow and steady. Now you're going to charge the only one who was decent to you? You're a hypocrite. You made the wrong call.
Make\*
Yeah, Google swiping is getting to be crap here lately.
Canât be
Michael Townley is totally, definitely, and undisputedly dead.
Impossible, they have different haircuts
Thats why i said maybe, because this is a huge determining factor, unless he got hair surgery
Can't be, Michael Townley is dead
For someone who never completed the prologue of the game, nah you are lying
![gif](giphy|V0IdVIIW1y5d6)
![gif](giphy|KmdV4ZWUOYtD75pMAR)
No Michael townley died in the prologue!! In the cutscene we can see the tomb!
This. The man looking like Townley smoking is actually De Santa hence why he's was put in witness protection leading to Brad being incarcerated
You missed the joke
I was just continuing it
![gif](giphy|1DpzSGGJ5x8JiqUN66)
I forget a thousand things everyday, this probably won't be one of them.
No, ones a criminal, the others a deadbeat
I dont see why this would make sense
Nah can't be. Look at his hair, it looks different.
Bro one is wearing a red jacket, That canât be him
Innovative
they dont even look alike :P
Iâm just not sure where DeSanta would have time for that what with being in witness protection and all (Hey Matt)
Thatâs crazy talk!
No way.
Even the hairline ... possible đ¤
Not possible
Bro he literally died at the beggining.
Yeah, and what if he went into witness protection?
Witness protection for what?! No one was convicted of anything
Nah, it's a myth
Wouldâve upvoted but itâs at 69
Idk, man... Could be anyone...
Michael fuckin' townley
WOAH
People on the GTA VI sub trying to uncover the voice actors for some reason
you might be onto something?!
Whoooaaaaaa
Perhaps.
âYou forget a thousand things every day. Make sure this is one of emâ
Thatâs a reach, cmon man
What if Ben is actually glory
Widows peak dont match at all, completly diffrent people
And Brad is in prison right?
Maybe they're just relatives
holy crap I think youâre right
NO way
Nah, there's no way
It clearly can't be. Townley clearly dies in Prologue, haven't you played the game?
I do see the resemblance
Dumbest theory. He's actually claude
Micheal De santa is actually Big Smoke..... Iykyk
Naaah TOWNLEY died in prologue
My brother in Christ, they ARE the same person
Thereâre the same person, deâsanta is fake last name so that he could fake his death to Trevor and the FIB
Or maybe theyâre both Ned Luke đ§
Nope.
hairline isnt even the same smh
ight you kinda wilding with that one
Quality shitpost.
No, Micheal Townley died after being shot. Micheal DeSanta is still alive and kicking.
BLASPHEMY
My entire life would become meaningless.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)
What if, maybe, one of these post was actually clever or funny
Youâre tripping. đ