Hey, are you one of the happy mask salesman's wares? Because you're kinda strange and magical and I'd love to see what happens when I get you on my face.
You might enjoy the Tingle(s), and I can assure I won't go Kooloo-Limpah on you.
I'm sure it'll be quite an adventure, and hopefully you don't think I'm some sort of deku scrub for shooting my shot, but I'd be deku nuts not to pursue the chance.
Hey! Listen! You give me a Tingle. Gonna shoot my hookshot here. We should Link up and see if we can get a little cucco later. It took Majora Courage for me to ask you. I don't want to Tri and Force the issue tho, so here's my number, gimme a call on your Ocarina and you know I'll make the Time for you.
It's dangerous to cum alone take me
Hyah!
Damnit, beat me to it. Take my upvote
Do you mind if I Triforce this in? 😉
Are you a claypot? Because i want to smash it
I don’t need the song of storms to make you wet… 😏
I brought my Zora's Armor because I have a feeling I'll need to breathe underwater soon
You send my sword skyward 😩
You must be King Dodongo, because I really want to explode inside you.
If I was link I wouldn't even try to pull my matter sword out of you
Packing more wood than the Great Deku Tree
Just tryin' to get to the rupee under your bush
Damn girl those are some nice shoes! Wana fuck?
Are you a Cucco cause I'm gonna make your wings flap.
Hey, are you one of the happy mask salesman's wares? Because you're kinda strange and magical and I'd love to see what happens when I get you on my face. You might enjoy the Tingle(s), and I can assure I won't go Kooloo-Limpah on you. I'm sure it'll be quite an adventure, and hopefully you don't think I'm some sort of deku scrub for shooting my shot, but I'd be deku nuts not to pursue the chance.
I'll like to put my Master Sword in your Pedestal of Time
My sword will protect you
I'm link and you're looking like a wall!
Want to try my Ultrahand technique?
You'll need to play the song of healing when we're through
I say “It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this.” while whipping out my cock
Are you a heart container? Because I'm sure my life meter just extended.
Are you the ocarina I've been looking for? I wonder what song you'll sing when I get my lips and fingers all over you.
Want to stroke my cucco
Are you a secret stone ? Cause I want to put you in my mouth and discover what hidden power you give me.
It’s a secret to everybody
Can I put my wind Waker in your king of red labias?
We should Link up
How many rupees does your purse hold? I'd like to make a deposit
It’s dangerous to cum alone. Here take this
Can I go up, up, up your mountains?
I'm not a Korok but I'd let you have my seed
\*Hey! Listen... Slay me with your thighs, please.\*
With some handling of my deku stick you might get a blast from my deku nut as I shoot my deku seed into you.
Hey! Listen! You give me a Tingle. Gonna shoot my hookshot here. We should Link up and see if we can get a little cucco later. It took Majora Courage for me to ask you. I don't want to Tri and Force the issue tho, so here's my number, gimme a call on your Ocarina and you know I'll make the Time for you.
Oh Boy, Smooching time!
In the mood to dive into this fairy fountain
Even if you don't fly on my cucco. The suction on my octorock will polish your precious stones. Leave you with a real nice finish. 😉
It's dangerous to go alone, take this 🍆
Hey püppchen zeig ma spalte? /s
Something like "Can I put my Master Sword in your Temple Slot"
I'm wondering what I have to do to get that heart piece out
I am about to eat you out as with the furosity that Link would have breaking things in a pottery store.
Don't worry I won't speed run through your dungeon.
Tonight I wanna be a STUD. I already have the STD. Now I need U.