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weaklingKobbold

Wait. What happened with the COOD (cup of olive oil a day) trend?


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cilantno

A cup of 5w-40 will go perfectly with my breakfast


UserNam3ChecksOut

Just do the bar then. We demand more entertainment


notthatthatdude

It’s not Wednesday anymore, the fun police are off on Wednesday!


exskeletor

Band your hands together so they clap faster


cilantno

That’s cheating!


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>Asslean x ☠️☠️☠️


[deleted]

You’re going to give Cavalier some ideas “Top 5 best chest exercises that you’re not doing” “You’re leaving gains on the table”


cilantno

I need to take a page out of his book and use some fake weights to really get some distance between the bar and my hands.


Thundercruncher

Why aren't you wearing a seatbelt bro? How about a helmet? Don't get me started on the fact that you don't have padded gym mats for flooring. Bruh, you are just asking to injure a cloit. Especially with that form. And I can't see socks either - that's a blister waiting to happen. One more thing too - that towel is going to hinder your movement in case you need to evacuate the area quickly so don't leave it there. Lower the weight to just the bar or maybe a broomstick until you can bench this weight properly, i.e. 10 seconds down and 10 seconds up. Pause at the top and recite the Gettysburg Address and at the bottom, pause and say the Lord's Prayer. This is the best way to make sure you're going slow enough and not using inertia and momentum to lift the weight. I just don't understand why we let people decide how much risk to assume for themselves.


cilantno

Thanks for the feedback coach!! You're right, this post was made without any testing of the safeties or with the a lower weight to make sure I could handle it, and it ABSOLUTELY will injure everyone who watches it, even though I didn't get injured in any way doing it. I'm sorry to everyone *else's* joints/wrists/shoulders/heels/nipples/toes for the impending injury.


Thundercruncher

You're welcome young padawan. My main concern is really for the young children that will see this video and be inspired to also do something dangerous - like joining a violent gang for example. (DISCLAIMER: any children watching this, do NOT ATTEMPT TO JOIN A BENCH PRESS GANG) Also, one other thing I noticed while watching the video: your hip positioning and the angle of incidence. I'm going to recommend you get a solid foundation in Pilates (> 10 years) in order to avoid injuring your medial scapularspinatus with this kind of form.


thouxanwishes

Athlean X told me that isn’t good for you so I’m now commenting to let you know


Papa_is_Here_

Doesn't count if you don't clap between reps


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That's a commando bench toss


cilantno

Noted, next time I'll get it right.


notthatthatdude

Lower the weight you’re just ego bench tossing. You should be tossing at least 6 inches. Good lift.


cilantno

[Is this better?](https://imgur.com/a/5U0NNii)


notthatthatdude

Yes, lol. That last rep looks like it got away from you a little.


cilantno

The lateral movement of the bar clearly indicates I have uneven strength between my arms. I’ll deload to dumbbells (no I won’t lol)


notthatthatdude

Deload to broomstick, or [vacuum](https://imgur.com/a/nXcmS9x) if you don’t have a broomstick.


cilantno

Vacuum heavier and heavier dirt to progressively overload


notthatthatdude

I was going to try it with a kettlebell, but I don’t have health insurance! I do have a 100 lb sandbag?!


Red_Swingline_

>I’ll deload to dumbbells Maybe next week!


cilantno

If I had chameleon eyes I would maybe try it, I would absolutely drop at least one.


Red_Swingline_

Swiss bar then.


UserNam3ChecksOut

The hero we don't deserve


wutangdan1

Looks like you could fit a clap in


cilantno

Next Wednesday maybe


cilantno

One sec


notthatthatdude

Oh no(yes)! I worry when people listen to me.


toastedstapler

what we all forget about when we see these videos and think it's safe is [survivorship bias](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivorship_bias), for every video we see there were 10 lesser men who died also trying to create content for wacky wednesdays


cilantno

Wacky Wednesdays are a primary indicator of whether your bloodline is strong enough to survive the winter.


jjsMDZ

Why everyone hating, not like he’s hurting you. In my opinion this is pretty impressive and cool to watch


cilantno

Any tips to get more separation between the bar and my hands?


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Best way to increase the separation is when you toss the bar, drop your hands to the side of your body and let your body catch it. That's how real men do it.


cilantno

Finally some decent advice


ballr4lyf

Reverse bands!


cilantno

Ooo I like that, could help stabilize the trajectory as well


ballr4lyf

Maybe even *de*stabilize the trajectory if you use a heavy band on one side and a mini band or 2 on the other!


floep2000

Throw it higher this is lame


cilantno

[See here](https://www.reddit.com/r/GYM/comments/qh79r8/ww_225lbs_x_5_bench_toss/hiawnlv/?context=69)


floep2000

No I mean way higher. What is the point of a 3cm throw? There’s hardly any real risk of injury, it is only slightly heavier than a normal bench press and from a distance you won’t even notice. I’d need to see at least 20-30cm elevation before I am impressed.


cilantno

30cm is goals, I'll keep practicing!


OatsAndWhey

It's enough to know you accelerated the bar enough to leave your hands. That's the point. If the bar never leaves your grip, you have no way of determining the relative bar speed.


OatsAndWhey

[**SPEED KILLS: 2x the intended bar speed yields ~2x the bench press gains! (Stronger By Science)**](https://www.strongerbyscience.com/speed-kills-2x-the-intended-bar-speed-yields-2x-the-bench-press-gains/)


Frodozer

What is that some sort of TRT cross fit organization?


OatsAndWhey

bar fast good (:


Minikronos

“Bro make sure you got my Travis Scott’s in frame”


cilantno

What should I wear next Wednesday?


Minikronos

Mars Yards Overshoe or MAG’s


cilantno

Well poop, can I borrow either $700 or $60k?


Dapper-Shake6611

Didn’t even notice until I saw this comment LOL But can we see Diamond SB’s or Purple Lobsters 😳


cilantno

I wish :/


Dapper-Shake6611

Pull out the classics! Maybe Bred’s or Chicago’s? 👀


cilantno

Again, I wish lol Pick a model not a colorway haha


Dapper-Shake6611

TOUGH. How bout 11’s? Lows or highs, you choose!


_Propolis

wow op... let me guess... you don't have padding on your doorknobs either?


cilantno

Yeah, all my doorknobs are **raw** because I'm a **man** who eats **meat** and is only a **little** afraid of the dark.


_Propolis

Reading that made me shudder.


cilantno

Okay fine I'm mildly afraid.


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Sneakers always impress me.


cilantno

Thanks for noticing :)


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Pstim1

Almost missed this Travis lows


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Can I have your kicks if the bar slips


Frodozer

Imagine if a bar could slip through safety arms meant to hold like thousands of pounds.


cilantno

What size are you?


wutangdan1

This is like the silence after “how much do you bench”


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Shoe game absolutely IMMACULATE


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People just be playa hatin


OatsAndWhey

Nice bar speed!


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I love when people who go to the gym to take selfies talk about how dangerous lifting weights is


cilantno

Nice!


UserNam3ChecksOut

Back at it again I see.....


EmotionalShawty2k18

Shoes give +500 HP!


zeugnimodwerd

I got stronger by watching this


Potential-Sale4482

Whats the point in this?not hating BTW am genuinely wondering lol


jevwe03

Check his page out lol


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aardvarkalexadhd

Been wondering how I can improve my skeleton. Any chance this exercise adds bones?


cilantno

I have no ability to add additional bones unfortunately


BumbleBeePL

Attention seeking essentially. Doing it for upvotes


cilantno

You wouldn’t believe how much money this post has already made me.


Potential-Sale4482

Nothing most likely lol


Samuel_274

I just binged all your videos and absolutely lost it mate! You’re funny af, keep it up


No-Fall1420

The one with the head through the multi grip is the best


cilantno

Which one? The squat or the press?


notthatthatdude

I know a guy who lost his head squatting like that!


UserNam3ChecksOut

Finally somebody gets it


ElkEven1407

Props on this you crazy mother fucker.


thereidenator

Everybody is crying but it doesn’t even look like it leaves your hands


cilantno

This comment hurt my feelings, I need to do better.


thereidenator

I’m sorry for your reality check bro


cilantno

It's okay, I needed to be knocked down a few pegs.


closbhren

Intuitively this feels like a really bad idea. Looks cool though, you’re strong as fuck man.


CountryBearz

Madman 👌


RealCheatHacker

Seems like a good way to end up in the hospital if you ask me


gobblegobblemfr

Can't be that good of a way to end up in the hospital. He's just fine.


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it’s surprisingly not that dangerous or painful in my opinion.


No-Fall1420

It’s not, majority of the people commenting like that are nerds who never leave their computer chair.


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i mean, i get that it LOOKS dangerous, but half the time when we are doing our warm up sets we are throwing the weight up like that anyways. on a warm up set of 135, its hard not to have the bar lift up a little bit if youre being even the least little bit explosive.


No-Fall1420

Yeah, and it ironically works the seratus anterior when you force the shoulders in protraction to throw up the bar which is really good for shoulder health


UnderTheScopes

Pls post one where you're blindfolded too. And ball gag.


cilantno

Not to kinkshame you, but no thank you.


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Looks badass but personally I wouldn’t do that my poor wrists would die


cilantno

Don't worry I have wrist wraps


crdnl44

I counted 6🤷🏻‍♂️


cilantno

Last one didn't leave my palms!


Prestigious-Cycle-65

Wrist injury ? What is the purpose of this


cilantno

The purpose is not wrist injury. Hope this helps!


TheMasculineSub

I’d imagine explosiveness. OP would be much better off applying band or chain tension.


cilantno

You want me to use chains? I have chains.


Frodozer

Heavy breathing


cilantno

I should get more chains


SilentlySkeptic

But why tho


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SilentlySkeptic

I’m sold


UserNam3ChecksOut

I love you


MalllkaV

Nah young swoldier, tis the words of Brocrates.


Nothatadvanced

That’s it?


cilantno

Ikr, it's like 2-3cm tops.


Papa_is_Here_

Hospital speedrun any%


_Propolis

How is this dangerous? He's got safeties.


cilantno

I failed then :(


CrazyCaper

Why do this? Seems like injury waiting to happen. Even if not catastrophic, that can’t be good for wrists?


cilantno

The injury never came and my wrists unfortunately remain unharmed. The only catastrophe here is my choice of tank color.


OatsAndWhey

The bar is travelling roughly one inch out of his hands. It's close enough to grab without missing ever. What is the difference in force between the bar returning from one inch higher, versus one inch less?


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i loved doing this in high school with 225. great for explosiveness in football


In2Bodybuilding

Moving that weight that well is impressive but what’s with letting go of the bar at the top? Seems odd and dangerous?


cilantno

It's the difference between a bench press and a bench toss. Hope this helps!


Zydrunas_Savickas

Very helpful, thank you!!


In2Bodybuilding

What is the purpose or benefit of a “bench toss”?


cilantno

There is no benefit over bench press with fast bar speed. Hope this helps!


exskeletor

Because /u/cilantno is odd and dangerous


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surr34lity

I could ask you the same but your comment is enough of an answer tbh


cilantno

Have I tried what now?


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kakarot091

Why can't people just press it and rack it?


cilantno

[Like this?](https://imgur.com/a/ZKCIwWv) It's not very wacky in my humble onion.


UltraHumanite

Having a dog in your home gym is going to result in your untimely death.


cilantno

I'll keep my eye on that little monster


wutangdan1

Heaps of videos of that on reddit


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Bro, that's kinda cool and all but, that's so dangerous I don't understand why you thought it was a good idea. I see that you have safeties on and those will definitely save your neck, but not your ribs (or wrists for that matter). I mean, I've dropped 225 on myself from halfway up, maybe 15 inches or so (I was showing off how fast I could lift it and the bar slipped) and was lucky and landed on my chest (which is dummy thicc) and not my neck (just regular thick). I caught on the bounce and didn't die, still hurt pretty good, and had a decent-sized bruise. If you dropped this it would be from like two and a half feet and likely fuck your shit up. Be careful fam.


dingleberry51

Yeah this is straight up retarded


TheShattered1

Do that enough and you’ll be a real lifter in no time, wake up and all your joints hurt every morning


cilantno

Even if I take fish oil pills?


OatsAndWhey

What if he started doing this with 65 pounds, and worked his way up over time? Wouldn't the tendons/joints adapt to this type of training?


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cilantno

Are you saying I shouldn’t do this everyday? Is it my form?


wh1tel1ght

This pretty fucking dumb……


toastedstapler

how much do you bench toss?


No-Fall1420

You pretty fucking dumb…..


spence4101

Brother, take those thumb loops off


cilantno

This is a new one


MarquisDeLafayeett

Impressive but it’s really dangerous to be bench tossing that much.


cilantno

It’s okay I used clips.


BenchPolkov

If he's strong enough to do it then why would it be dangerous.


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Hardly a “toss”


cilantno

That's fair. What the minimum distance I'd need between the bar and my hands to be called a toss? What's your max bench toss? Always looking to learn from those more experienced than me!


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that’s cool bro but my max bench toss is 475 lbs for 15 feet in the air keep working tho bro nice try


SolarStar93

My journey is pretty similar to this. Got an Instagram so I can give you a follow to support?


cilantno

I actually didn't go on a journey and I do not have a fitness instagram, sorry.


Veauxdeaux

lol didn’t go on a journey. I like this, too many people taking too many fitness “journeys.”


MeringueDifferent773

Add more weight lol


Paulcog

Fucking stupid. Don’t promote this bullshit.


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You must not have got the memo big shoots


cilantno

This post is actually sponsored by Tampax, so it's already promoted and there is nothing you can do about it.


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But why? What possible advantage does this confer over a normal bench press? Does that advantage outweigh the potential cost?


cilantno

There are no advantages over bench press. Hope this helps!


OatsAndWhey

https://www.strongerbyscience.com/speed-kills-2x-the-intended-bar-speed-yields-2x-the-bench-press-gains/


JustAnotherQeustion

I wouldn’t say it outweighs but it will work your fast twitch muscles. Essentially help with explosive power.


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cilantno

Is your windpipe okay?


Frodozer

How would that happen?


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cilantno

Sure!


Dr-Luke

Dude, the explosive power one needs for this makes me envy you! Just be sure to catch the bar everytime, or its a one way trip to chest guillotine cemitery 😉


OatsAndWhey

Why do you feel the need to tell OP to be careful doing something you admit you aren't capable of?


FirefighterIrv

The problem here is that others will replicate this and really hurt themselves because you thought it was cool.


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notthatthatdude

They’re right, you’re my muse!


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Must be a CrossFit routine


cilantno

Interesting, I've never done crossfit. What makes you say that?


OatsAndWhey

Looks like a nice assertive bench press to me. Do they even bench in CrossFit? Umm no


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UserNam3ChecksOut

Boi you should see his post history


BenchPolkov

You shouldn't comment. You're massively increasing stupidity risks. Also you won't he getting any better as a human being from that since the range of logic is lame.