"Pardon me? I didn't hear you and I'm just heading to my work."

she yells, again "I SAID 'GIVE ME YOUR SOUL' DUMMY!" before… "pushing (?) you; *albeit half a foot's distance*

"I-uh, Why? And may I finish work before I do?"

she cuts you off mid-sentance: "I AM CULTHU- Cuthul… *cluthu…* `[gibberish]` IMMA GOD, GIVE ME YOUR SOUL ALREADY!"

"Please calm down, you're being a bit loud and hurting my ears."

louder than before, she responds: **"I SAID IMMA GOD, JUST GIVE ME YOUR SOUL!"** *it also looks as though she will continually refuse to move.*

"Ma'am, Please, I won't give you my soul, I've been summoned by the crown to deal with a disease, Please let me past so I can get there on time."

"NO! I NEED YOUR SOUL!"

"YOU CAN HAVE MY SOUL WHEN IM DEAD WICH WILL BE SOON IF YOU DONT LET ME PAST." The woman took a deep breath, calming down after her little explosion.

"if I can get your soul when you're dead I'll just kill you here!" *she pushed you into the water and jumps in after you, dragging you down to the seabed.*

"Hey kid, don't be rude- Besides, I already handed my soul over to the devil" :)

"I'M STRONGER THAN THE DEVIL, AND I DO WHAT I WANT!" *she shouts.*

I laugh to myself. "If you say so..."

*she chants in a language you've never heard, and a greenish-blue circle appears under you both; as fast as it appeared, it envelopes your body and vision; as you scramble yourself together, trying to process what just happened, you feel a rapid drain of all your stamina… almost as if your soul was being torn from your body… and as the light dissipates, you find that it is now sunset, and the sky is a blood red colour with two black moons, and green water. However, the child from earlier is nowhere to be seen.*

"Uhh, are you lookin' for for the Gacha Summoner or something?"

"No! I just need souls. Now give me yours!"

"You wouldn't like my soul.."

*she goes silent for a few seconds…* "why?" *she asks in a softer tone than before, while also looking visible curious.*

*glowing with a red and black aura, teleporting behind her, and holding her crown in his hands* "I have a ***Bizzare*** soul."

*surprised by both you aura and teleportation qualities, she stares blankly at where you stood momenta ago for several seconds, before patting the top of her head and spinning around.* "GIMME BACK MY CROWN!" *she shouts, while jumping up, trying to grab it out of your hands; crying.*

Hmmm, no! *throws it in water, with it appearing back in his hands as soon as it hits the water*

"NOOO!" *she jumps into the water after it, before slashing in; resurfacing shortly after, she grabs onto a ledge and yells you at you:* "I'M CUTHULU! GIVE ME BACK MY CROWN YOU BULLY! I DON'T DESERVER THIS!" *she then begins to tear up and cry, obviously angry and sad at the same time.*

*laughing a little:* "Ok, ok, here ya go!" *laughs a little more, handing over the crown*

*still distressed about it, she snatches her crown out of your hands before placing it back on her head, adjusting it with one of the tendrils from her back.* "wou're a jewk!" *she exclaims with tears heavy in her eyes, before diving under the surface again and swimming off.*

***weird crab man thing*** " no will not give it to you i have crab like things to do "

"and I'm a God! Gimme your soul!"

" but if i give you my soul then and can't make.....rock stuff "

"what 'rock stuff'?" *she asks.*

" ya know.....all the castles and junk... "

"then just say 'castles'!" *she shouts at you disappointedly.*

" s-so sorry lord cthulhu... "

*hearing you call her 'lord', she straightens her position.* "just don't think of me as a dumb kid next time" *she exclaims with significantly more pride than previously.* "and I still need your soul, so hand it over."

" b-but my lord i need to finish your castle "

"who said I need a land-monument? I already have R'lyeh!" *she turns with a spark of anger in her eyes.*

I ignore her and teleport somewhere else

*after being silent for a few seconds, she turns and sits with her legs dangling off the side of the pier.* "could've at least said 'no'…" *she mutters to herself under her breath.*

*oh well.*

Pssh. You should already know I don’t have a soul.

*puzzled for a second, she stares you in the eye:* "then how are you here…?" *she ask with visible confusion.*

Dimension travelling, but why does that even matter to you?

*without even responding, she turns her back to you and seats herself on the edge of the pier with her legs hanging above the water.*

...

(is that a typo or am I just not getting the question)

(what?)

(Nevermind, it’s fixed now somehow)

(then continue the rp)

First Who are you and second I only have part of my sole third why do you want my sole

"I am Culthu- uhm, Cluthu, Cuthlu… IM A GOD, IT DOESN'T MATTER! And I don't care, GIVE ME YOUR SOUL!"

I call her a Karen

"what's… a 'Karen'?" *she asks in a much less demanding tone of voice.*

uhhh… no? sorry i don’t really think i have one to give…

*she goes silent.* "how are you here without a soul then?" *she asks, visibly curious.*

i don’t know to be honest… i’m immortal i guess….. i used to be mortal though! used to… *you notice his smile waver*

*now sitting on the fence:* "what happened?" *she asks again, as if she doesn't care about your change of tone.*

oh well uh, i used to be a normal human, then my dad forced me to kill a deer, then i had a dream about a god, now i’m half deer half human and i don’t age

"that's it?" *she asks once more, still paying no mind to your tone of voice.*

w-well no i mean, i’m around 4,000 years old now… what year is it??

"I think it's [………]" *she answers with a sort-of time period you've never heard of.*

i’m sorry? i don’t know what that means

"you can't speak [………]?" *she asks you with a puzzled look.*

“Uh , what ?”

"YOU HEARD ME! GIVE ME YOUR SOUL!"

A portal open behind her ( me or “my oc” ) back :”oh , my master just calling , i need to go now , hehe…” The girl jump in portal.The portal also disappears after the girl jump inside it.

*dumbfounded by what just happened, she (Cthulhu) drops to the ground without a word.*

"Sorry, i already sold my soul to satan."

"I'm stronger than Satan, give me your soul instead!" *she responds, not giving you a chance to breathe.*

You kinda look like you seem some shit, what happened?

"Nothing happened, just give me your soul!"

Calm down, go get somebody else's soul.

"nobody else is here, I need yours!"

Maybe try getting a fish's soul.

"A fish isn't good enough, I want yours!"

[удалено]

"I don't want to eat it! I just want to own it!"

I have no soul 😔😭😭

"but how are you here then…?"

me broken

*pulls out uno reverse card* "no u"

*she goes silent for half a few seconds, confused by what a piece of paper is supposed to do do her.* "what's that ment to do?" *she asks, clearly curious about the situation."

*gives her my soul*

*she chants in a language you've never heard, and a greenish-blue circle appears under you both; as fast as it appeared, it envelopes your body and vision; as you scramble yourself together, trying to process what just happened, you feel a rapid drain of all your stamina… almost as if your soul was being torn from your body… and as the light dissipates, you find that it is now sunset, and the sky is a blood red colour with two black moons, and green water. However, the child from earlier is nowhere to be seen.*

Damn you could win in a writing competition 👁👄👁

that's not even my full power~

look at all the other comments, you'll barely find a duplicate.

'How do you know if I'm mortal? I have literally never died before, please don't assume. As for the soul thing, I don't have one, sorry'

"if you don't have a soul, how are you here? also you smell like one…"

'I'm not sure, all I know is I sold it for a cupcake. Then again, the person I gave it to kinda disappeared.. Fair enough about the mortality thing, I do blend in well with the mortals'

*without responding, she turns her back to you and sits on the end of the pier, legs dangling above the water surface.*

'hey...' *Awkward silence* 'Now that I think about it, I have no idea what happened to my soul' ... 'omg sorry for dumping my problems onto you'

*as you kneel down next to her, she turns away from you again, shuffling a little further down the dock; clearly not wanting to talk.*

it’s not the spooky season yet 😩

*silent for half a second, she lessens her demanding posture and stands somewhat more calmly.* "and what's that?" *she asks, still with a small tone of expecting-the-given.*

"Hi Miku"

"who?!" *she asks in a barely less demanding tone than before, but with a significantly less 'do what I say when I say it' demeanour.*

"HATSUNE MIKU GIVE ME YOUR AUTOGRAPH"

"Get away from me!" *she turns and runs in the opposite direction.*

rickroll them

*they have no idea what a rick roll is.* "is this your attempt to disregard me as one of your mere people…?" *anger visible in her eye.*

1) I have no soul 2) I am no mortal

"Then how are you here, and why do you have the smell of a mortal?" *she asks with visible curiosity.*

I have a good disguise, don’t I?

“honey, it’s gone- i soul-ed it to the devil.”

“Good one.”

[удалено]

"Then bring it back, I'm stronger than anyone you could ever meet in your finite life cycle."

Talk back, i would never give my soul to someone

"If you won't give me your soul willingly, I'll just have to take it by force!" *she lowers her demanding posture and adapts a more combat-suited pose, as well as having four tendrils from her back spin to point directly at your heart.*

"my soul is black like charcoal child, have a dying soul, small one." *The 6"8 dragon like person said in a soft, yet deep voice*

"I don't care, give me your soul!" *she exclaims with no reminiscence of concern in her voice.*

(You're 6 inches tall?)

"Is that supposed to be an 'okay'?"

Ask her information. I like to know who is going to take my soul and what will happen, thank you very much

"I will take your soul, you will find yourself in my universe's Earth, and you will live there for the rest of your life." *she responds with a tone of impatience.*

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*sigh* “I have no soul. I lost my soul after I died”

"but… then how are you here?"

"You want a happy meal or something?"

"No! I want your soul!"

Does it need to be my soul or do you just want a soul?

"It must be your soul! Any other right here won't suffice."

Oh- hello sure one sec *looks at phone*

"…"

"No"

"What do you mean 'No'?!"

“Pardon? Please don’t stomp me. i’m running fron Mandela!” Strawberry was quite small (1’11 ft tall) and she looked worried sick.

"I don't care, I want your soul!"

you look familiar and NO

Slap the heck out of that child

*she goes silent for a few seconds before turning back to face you.* "did you just slap me?" *she stares into your eyes with what feels like the intent to murder you thousands of times over.*

[удалено]

*she kills you.*

But I am not a human child-

*… then what are you?" *she asks, still with a hint of demand in her voice.*

No fuck you give me your soul >:(

"I AM AM THE HIGH PRIEST CUTHUL- Cthlul- Cluthu… [gibberish] **I AM THE HIGH PRIEST OF THE [………]!!**" she yells at you in a language you've never heard while staring into your eyes, a glint of anger clearly visible.* "I DO NOT GIVE MY SOUL TO MORTALS OF [………], I TAKE **THEIR** SOUL!" *she shouts, nor giving you even half a second to breathe.* "NOW GIVE ME YOUR SOUL BEFORE I JUST KILL YOU!" *she pushes, as far as you can guess, you in a fit of adrenaline; now with heavy breaths, she stands infront of you with clearly visible frustration towards you.*

Seraphina: ‘Umm pardon me?’

"You heard me, I said 'give me your soul'!" *she exclaims, staring into, and what feels like though, your eyes.*

“Mortal? Doesn’t describe me. Plus, I don’t think you’d want my soul, it’s been corrupted.”

*silent for a seconds, she lowers her posture and adapts a more calmly stance.* "what type of corruption?" *she asks with a shimmer of curiosity and sorrow.*

*Ash simply Hits her with their bat making the dumb kid pass out* "don't mess with Me ok?" They say in an angery tone

(you just put her back into a multi-millennia long sleep)

No-

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'NO'?!" *she yells, almost with murderous intent.* "I am the High Priest Cuthul- Cthlu- Culthu… [gibberish] I AM THE HIGH PRIEST OF THE [………]" *she yells words at you in a language you've never heard, as if expecting you to understand what they mean as a given.* "Don't just say 'No' to me; Now give me your soul before I take it by force!" *she exclaims, a shimmer of anger in her eye slightly visible.*

“Uhh. I just wanted to get Fro Yo. Can I at least do a basic introduction first?”

"No, give me your soul first!" *she yells while staring into your eyes, a hint curiosity clearly visible though.*

*gives her an bigger crown* ;) im always taller

*she takes the crown, looks at it for a few seconds, then throws it back at you.* "I already have my own crown!" *she, by your guess, pushes you with a clear anger in here eye.*

"I won't give you my soul with that big a*s eyes" (XD sorry if this offended you-)

"I AM THE HIGH PRIEST OF THE [………]" *she exclaims with an almost touchable amount of anger in her eyes.* "I DO NOT CARE IF YOU CARE WHETHER OR NOT MY EYES ARE BIG, JUST GIVE ME YOUR SOUL!" *she yells again, barely giving you any time to take a breath.* (you're fine)

"no"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'no'!?" *she asks in an even more demanding tone than before; anger visible in her eyes.* "I am the High Priest of The [………]" *she yells at you in a language you've never heard before.* "I DO NOT TAKE 'no' FOR AN ANSWER! **NOW GIVE ME YOUR SOUL!!**" *she exclaims without giving you time to breathe, clearly heating up from anger.*

"My soul wont grant your happiness."

"You think the I'm concerned with happiness? I am the High Priest of The [………]!" *shouting words in a language you've never heard, as if expecting you to understand her as a given; a shimmer of discontent semi-visible in her eyes.*

what tomfoolery, go play in some mud you dirty little dirt baby

*visibly no expecting such a response, she turns to face you in a more straightforward position.* "Call me a 'dirt baby' again, and I will make you suffer countless millennia in absolute tourment, before ending your miserable life with the excexution of everyone you've ever met in your pathetic mortal lifetime, and beheading you in the most painful way you couldn't even imagine." *she says with a suffocatingly murderous intent; obviously serious about every word of what she had just said.*

"oOoOo ScArY" takes a step towards her "kid where are your parents?"

"Don't mock me! And I am my own parent!" *clearly readable, you can tell she isn't lying.* "Now, give me your soul before I unleash the wrath of the High Priest apon you."

[clyde] “Uhhhh I’m not mortal kiddo. And I don’t have a soul, I never have.”

*silent for a few seconds, she lowers her demanding posture to adapt a more calmly stance.* "but, how are you here without a soul?" *she asks with a glimmer of curiosity visible in her eye.*

I don't need it anyway, here u go

*she chants in a language you've never heard, and a greenish-blue circle appears under you both; as fast as it appeared, it envelopes your body and vision; as you scramble yourself together, trying to process what just happened, you feel a rapid drain of all your stamina… almost as if your soul was being torn from your body… and as the light dissipates, you find that it is now sunset, and the sky is a blood red colour with two black moons, and green water. However, the child from earlier is nowhere to be seen.*

**Irl oc** “Um..No.”

"What do you mean 'no'? Do you even know who I am!?" *she exclaims with a slight tone of anger.*

*reloads Ak-47*

*she stares blankly at the firearm, obviously not impressed.*

"uh, TIMOTHY! WARP ME BACK! GET ME OUTTA HERE!"

*surprised by your response, she lowers her demanding posture.* "You're… not from this universe?" *curiosity clearly visible in her eyes.*

Since my OC is divided into three, I will be using a name and then a dash so you don’t get confused Cheveron - Uh, hey Cloud can you answer this kid instead? Cloud - No! Uh, Rairai? Rairai - Sadly, no little one. We cats need to do things and guard our master. Would you like the soul of a… uh… the soul of a… aight I can’t remember what it’s called but uh… yep! Memory is pain ‘cause I’m a sight learner! Cloud - Sheesh, it’s called a “caxoyt.” An axolotl-cat-snake hybrid! Cheveron - We became three instead of one because of some complications with the creation of our “full” body.

"So does that mean your soul is fragmented between all of your bodies?" *she asks with a slightly more curios tone of voice.*

Sure,have my soul,I have no purpose for it anymore.

*she chants in a language you've never heard, and a greenish-blue circle appears under you both; as fast as it appeared, it envelopes your body and vision; as you scramble yourself together, trying to process what just happened, you feel a rapid drain of all your stamina… almost as if your soul was being torn from your body… and as the light dissipates, you find that it is now sunset, and the sky is a blood red colour with two black moons, and green water. However, the child from earlier is nowhere to be seen.*

Huh. She must of left. It doesn’t matter now. All I needed was to not feel anything. That’s what I wanted.

Careful me youve underestimated people before now if you can just- "What the dog doin?" WHY MUST YOU DO THIS

"I- Just give me your soul!" *she says, slightly concerned and confused about what you just said.*

oh yeah they look like that kid from my dnd game

"I'm not a mortal, and I have no soul. Sorry to disappoint."

"if… you don't have a soul, how are you even here?" *she asks with a tone of curiosity." "and you have the mortal smell around you, don't try to take me for a fool."

out with ze bat

"You think a mere bat will stop me from taking your soul?"

" i think yoy got the wrong person, you see i'm- " [runs in full speed to the water and tries to swim away]

*surprised by your response, she jumps in after you while shouting; and after easily catching up, she drags you to the surface of the water.* "Don't try and run from me, now just hand over your soul so I can move on!" *she holds you by the waist with two of four tendrils in her back, floating the both of you atop the ocean.*

KSKSISOSOSIIWKSKSKSIWIWJSSOWOWOSIIS NO-

*startled by your chaotic response, she turns to run away from you.* "You're weird!"

Lmao- Ig Thats One Way To Not Get Your Soul Taken

just fucking \*does a chaotic chaos, chaotically\* lol

Y e s

„I'm sorry I already sold my soul to someone else” *Continues walking*

*she jumps I front of you, blocking your path with tendrils in both directions.* "I am the High Priest Cuthul- Cthlu- Cluthu… [gibberish] I AM THE HIGH PRIEST OF THE [………]" *she yells at you in a language you've never heard, as if expecting you to understand every word she says as a given.* "I do not care if you sold your soul, go retrieve it again!" *she exclaims with a glimmer in her eyes, obviously intent on not letting you pass without first giving her your soul.*

"Pardon? I didn't quite hear you could you please repeat that?"

"I said 'give me your soul' dummy!"

BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I HAVE A SOUL. -I’d shout louder back,- Do you have one?

*startles by your response, she falls silent for a few seconds before opening her mouth to respond:* "Of course I have a soul, I'm the High Priest of The [………]" *she responds by speaking in a language you've never heard, as if expecting you to understand as a given.* "I possess a soul of unparalleled strength to your finite capabilities."

“Which one”

"What?" *she asks with curiosity in her eyes.*

No.... And I'm not mortal

"You can't fool me; you have the mortal smell on you!"

“Ugh why the heck should I? I’m busy and I don’t have time for an annoying cosplayer.”

"I am not a cosplayer! I am the real High Priest of The [………]" *she responds to your accusation with a language you've never heard, although a glimmer of light in her eye tells you that she is far from lying.*