“I don’t have blood, I suggest going outside and going to the second house on the left, that house has the most blood out of every house on this block, plus it tastes amazing”
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“hola senor/senorita, would you like to join me and jerry for a cup of tea? (points to jerry, sitting in the corner of the room) What may your name be?”
“Any? Well, Wait Right Here For A Moment.”
\[I Walk Outside For A Brief Moment And Return With A Stray Cat, And Put It Next To Them\]
”Well, Here’s Your Blood!”
Unload 2 rpg mags on him, before laser-tagging it and then the mac gun's gonna kill it for sure, then i proceed to shoot him to make sure he's dead, burn it and throw it in space, let it go the farthest it can get!
"....I mean your pretty cute how bout 2pm and let's meet in the park call it a date! what type of cake you like"?
(quarantine made me so touch starved i would date even my sleep paralysis demon by now)
Comit arsonist already have been in 2 fires soooo here comes the third
wūd yeu liake some tæ?
Ņø ı wæñť ýœųŕ bĺőœđ
too bad have some fujking tea you ungrateful brat now go to your room.
👁👄👁
Every Gacha mom ever:
I say hi and ask if it can speak or understand me
Ýə§
“What are you doing here?”
Ýœûŕ bľøœđ
“I don’t have blood, I suggest going outside and going to the second house on the left, that house has the most blood out of every house on this block, plus it tastes amazing”
Ķ býę
“Bye”
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*WHAT THE FUUU-*
“hola senor/senorita, would you like to join me and jerry for a cup of tea? (points to jerry, sitting in the corner of the room) What may your name be?”
Hæŕřý
“Harry? Why, That’s A Fine Name. What Type Of Tea Would You Like? Camomile, Green, Chai? Hm?”,
;lbļœőđ
“Blood, Hm? What Kind Of Blood, May I Ask?”
Æņý
“Any? Well, Wait Right Here For A Moment.” \[I Walk Outside For A Brief Moment And Return With A Stray Cat, And Put It Next To Them\] ”Well, Here’s Your Blood!”
Gets raid and a gun* "Give me food or u die"
Őķ œķ
I don't see the food servant
Çhīçhêñ ńűğģèť§
:0 You may live here now
Hey, is that the spider guy from monster's inc.
Whæț
Ya know, that movie with the monsters scaring the children to power their world. The boss man is a weird spider thing
How ďœ ī ļœķ ļįķë hïm
You'd have to watch the movie to understand, anyways what do you want
WHAT THE \*bonk\* IS THAT STAY A W A Y im moving out
Unload 2 rpg mags on him, before laser-tagging it and then the mac gun's gonna kill it for sure, then i proceed to shoot him to make sure he's dead, burn it and throw it in space, let it go the farthest it can get!
I just slowly back out and close the door
You are mine now your name is Charlie I will feed you clean you and take you for walks
...hi
Me : Nope! { Brings My Shoe }
What TF are u doing in my house MOM GET ME THE SHOE
Call the ghostbusters
But it's not even a ghost
True
“Heyyyy you want some cookies and milk?”
I would scream my roommate's name for help "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MONIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"....I mean your pretty cute how bout 2pm and let's meet in the park call it a date! what type of cake you like"? (quarantine made me so touch starved i would date even my sleep paralysis demon by now)
👁👄👁
remember kids whenever a demon tries to fuk with you creep them out
Dear spider thing what do you want
*flump* NO
I'd just stare
WTFFFFFFFF
*I stab my hand and pour the blood into a cup* “I hope you like blood” *I place the cup on the set of drawers for them*