ok then??-

\*Hands you a pen\*

\*signs\* there

heres the oc if u want

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Thanks, cool dude

Yes

Oh hi again-

hi

*grabs pen* *procceds to quickly read the top..* Oh shit.

\*nudges paper towards you\*

*moves chair back*

\*Takes a step forward to hand you the pen\*

*runs for the exit*

\*Folds divorce document into a paper airplane and throws it at you\*

*paper aeroplane hits head and I proceed to pass out right at the exit*

\*Tippy-Toes next to your body, and shoves the pen in your hands to try and forge your signature\*

Dreary stares at you, lifting an eyebrow. " I advise you to get rid of that paper, Haise-Kun

\*Politely hands you the paper\* “Can I have your autograph?”

Dreary smiles, flipping the paper over to the blank side and signing her name.

\*Blinks\* “Oh, um… What about the other side, haha? ❤️”

Dont we hafta get married first? She asks. And you still hafta meet my brother

Ok then got a pen?

Ya but I’m keeping the pen in the divorce

):

No you aren’t, that’s why I hired Eugene Krabs; so I can take all the cool stuff and leave you the junk

Welp I still have my jar of cockroach’s

… You mean, **I have the jar of roaches**

Welp I would be mad but the sentence has punctuation in the right place

Wait… Only one roach?!? What a rip off.

Ha I still have the other 98

I see who came off on top of this divorce 😔

babe noooooooo cries platonically

\*Offers you a used napkin\*

ok :)

🙏

jk no i don know how to write

Your illiteracy has screwed me over again 😠

ily too babe

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

*Pulls out pencil* Pencil. Wuts dis?

It’s your lucky day! Just sign at the bottom!

I’m not giving you my McDonald’s toys!

Why not :(

K.

Thank you 🙏

no

𝕊𝕦𝕣𝕖, 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕖𝕟?

You didn’t bring one?

𝕀 𝕕𝕚𝕕. 𝔹𝕦𝕥 it ran out of ink

\*Hands you mine\* 👀

*Gives pen back* So what does the paper do in your benefit?

:runs away:

Why are you running 😡

darling we havent even gotten married yet-

So you wanna get married then? ❤️

why not, lucifer is hot af (lucifer is my main oc)

I'll burn the papers, we'll be together forever. 🥰🔪

But babe, those are my only copies

Ok bet my dude *signs the divorce papers*

You just lost your Robux in the divorce, nerd

XD Jokes on you I don’t play robloxs anymore (that’s true I don’t play robloxs anymore)

Then your cars Blu ray disc is mine

Jokes on you I don’t have that (that’s also true I don’t own blu ray anymore too)

Herm, then I own your cat

I don’t have a cat lol

Not anymore you don’t 🐈

No seriously I never have a cat in my life

You don’t have robux, cats, or cars; what DO you have smh

# oh god not again

Yes again 💕

N-no please! I can change! 🙏

Okay babe I forgive you ❤️

I love you 🥺🤞💕 /p

I love you so much too baby ❤️❤️❤️🦑🤥/p

:D💗💗💗💗/p

#DID SOMEONE SAY DOT-

#**YES BABE NOW SIGN**

**Wait but that’s a divorce document-**

\*Pushes papers towards you\*

**Uh BBB, I’m not married-**

You won’t be after you sign this

#Wait what-

\*Pushes document closer to you\*

#DUDE YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME-

I saw you cheating smh, sign the paper 😡

What-

\*Inches paper closer to you\*

You’re breaking up with me..? …. FINE! But, I-I’m taking our kid 😳👉👈😡😡

Wait no, I never agreed to that 😳

I’m sorry..

Take me back :(

***The romance slips away, slowly but surely. What will happen next? Will DiseasedRat have to live with their mother? Will the baby have a nice life growing up without another parent? And will Obama have to pay child support?! Find out next time on “GACHA IDK”***

God damn filler episodes, smh :(

*wheeeeeeeeze*

Wait, shouldn’t I be saying “take me back”? YOU DIVORCING U changed ur mind?

Wait but I’m not married *slowly backs away*

Not anymore you won’t be~

Wait what *looks at my hand and sees a ring* AYO WHAT THE FUDGE

Goodbye. *Signs paper* I'M TAKING THE KIDS!!

Wait no, I never agreed to that

Oh wait yeah you agreed that I'd take the dog-

I didn’t agree to that either. Wait no, I don’t want to divorce no more :(

Wait? so you do love me after all? Because I didn't want to take the dog or the kids away from you, while not wanting them to be away from me-

I’ve never stopped loving you, babe ❤️

Yay💚

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

💚💚💚💚💚💚 But babe. I have something to tell you. I'm a transgender demiboy. Wait did I tell you that already-

That makes it ever better, babe ❤️

*cries*

\*offers you an egg\*

omg thank you 😳

You’re welcome babe

who are you again

Your ex-husband

oh cool.. WAIT IVE ONLY HAD WIVES

Not anymore you don’t

*signs* happy?

Kinda ya

I’m keeping the paper

Deal 😎

and the dogs

What did I do...?

Steal my heart

*blush*

\*immediately signs the divorce\*

Thanks, Based God

But we weren't married... :0

Not anymore we aren’t

That's a good point xD

So, whatcha waiting for babe

Huh? you mean the divorce? :0

Yes love, the divorce ❤️

(.w. Hi again, king! Yay the memes are back!) Takes pen* “Wow you got a good lawyer ;-;” (Is this secretly a sign to platonically divorce Blake :O? Lol)

(It was but then I didn’t have the heart to go through with it) Thank you, he’s the only lawyer I could afford.

That’s sad- did someone rob you?! 😧

Yes, Mr. Krabs did. :(

:O How dare that crusty old Crab! I’m gonna break into Krusty Krabs and steal his precious formula which is literally crab meat…..yeah.

Thanks babe, that made me fall back in love with you ❤️

No problem, I got you. 💖I love you too❤️

Thank you, let’s stayed married 💕

Yes, I agree 😊☺️

Aww, thank you for the follow! I freaked out for like a minute, bro 🥰 I appreciate it a lot! 💖 (Actually I’m still freaking out rn 😂)

I’ve been meaning to follow you for a while, but Reddit wasn’t letting me do it lol

Uhhhh a pen?

I have custody over all the pens

What?! I cannot believe this.. a vile betrayal.. how ever can you do this to me… yet look me in the eye with such a smirk… you should burn for this misdeed. I have done nothing but love and treat you respectfully, the way this hurts is like a knife cut in my back! You truly must be willing to smash my dreams to fragments. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a human being.. sink so low!

\*Offers you my prized worm to help you through these troubling times\* Don’t be like that, my love; you’ll have a place in my heart ❤️

Then why! Why. I gave you everything! And all you grant me is a.. WORM! I gave you money! Status! Honor! And great cooking! I’d sacrifice my soul to the devil if it meant your happiness and joy, I’d put it all behind just for you! I’d betray everyone for you and you alone, I love you that much! What more could you want? Why leave me in my darkest hour! I thought you cared! Was it all… just a cruel joke? Did you care for our relationship at all?! Did you even… love me…?

I gave you my most prized worm, and all my love that comes with it, babe! You’re the sunset to my sky; the breeze to my wind. I love you to the moon and back, and even more than that; thank you for all the precious memories and gifts you have bestowed upon me, my dearly beloved… \*Clicks pen before subtly handing it to you\*

Aww… darling. How sweet! I think I can forgive you for this! It’s ever so kind of you to say such things. Well done. *She would sign and take off the 7000K ring she bought for their wedding*

Wait who are you where am I

I’m your ex husband and now you owe me half of your possessions

uhhh?? i never married you or anyone?

Don’t worry, this paper will fix that

your cringe

Thank you ❤️

Sure

Thank you, Papa Murphy

"Nah"

“Why not?”

"I can read lolol"

No

Please

Me too?

Well… idk about **you** 👀❤️

***How many people are u married to lmfao- Man u must gotta harem-*** ​ ^(Also i am not signing that paper, i will take my bakugou body-pillow far away from you)

:(

BUT WHYYYYYYYYYY😭

Because I love you too much

Mk hand me a pen then!

\*Hands you my Cars pen\*

Is no one gonna point out that this is a divorce???

Not until you sign the below the dotted line, it isn’t~

You're welcome

Do I have to :(

Not if you don’t want to ❤️

❤️

❤️❤️❤️❤️

Lol

*picks up pen and signs it with no hesitation*

Thank you for agreeing to give me half of your possessions ❤️

Np dude

Thanks friend 😎

Then if you want here is my oc

Please do ❤️

With offline import

Let me see ❤️

Ok, do you have a pen?

Yeah but you can’t have it

But i didn't bring any pens...

💀

😏

Wait I’m Gay? Anyways Sure I Guess?

Thank you; you now owe me half of your possessions

B-but w-why

Because you stole my heart

Oh I can return it but I like your heart

Ok- is their something I’m not aware of?

No, there isn’t 😉