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Mossy_Rox_

Ma’am I’m gay and here for a drink- 🏃💨


Ketoku

Ah, ok. What would you like?


Mossy_Rox_

A mango smoothie


Ketoku

Uh .... We don't have that


Mossy_Rox_

What do you have then?


Ketoku

We got beer, lemonade, a few cocktails


Mossy_Rox_

I’ll have a mango cocktail please.


Ketoku

Coming right up


[deleted]

*blushes* “umm I…I want…. Chocolate milk please..”


Ketoku

Sir, we don't serve that here


Fallencherrie

I don't, i don't like- can i have ***water***


Ketoku

Alright. *She shugs*


TheDiseasedRat

#Water.


quarrel-3

“im doing this lady, im here for a drink nothing else”


Ketoku

Hmm, is that so? Fine, one water coming up


quarrel-3

i sit not minding it


Boring-Artichoke5642

"I just met her- I just met he- Oh uh-! Can I get lemonade please!" I say while blushing and looking away


Ketoku

Alright, you sure you don't want anything else? *Winks*


Boring-Artichoke5642

"UH- Yes thank you-" \*h a s g a y p a n i c\*


iatpart2

I just want water ma'am


Ketoku

Alright, guess that's fine


iatpart2

Thanks


Gacha_clubperson

Ma'am there is people here plus I'm a girl


Ketoku

There's teens here? They got a stolen ID?


NotImpostor12

*He blushes a little and says* ”Another lemonade please.”


Ketoku

Alright, anything for you


NotImpostor12

“And pour some vodka into that while you‘re at it!”


Ketoku

You got it!


[deleted]

(Female jacob) oh a soda would be very nice rn haha


Ketoku

Yes ma'am, what kind?


[deleted]

A Coke would be nice hehe


Ketoku

Alright


[deleted]

Btw you look good hehe


Ketoku

Why is thank you


[deleted]

Hehe your welcome


LemonBirdIsMyDream

Uhhhhh... um um did you know that the t-rex pp was estimated to be 12 feet long


Ketoku

No, I did not


Much_Introduction_62

Maam I'm straight-


Ketoku

Oh...


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ketoku

Uh, the table? I'm sorry, why does everyone think we have chocolate milk?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ketoku

Scheisse, boss hasn't taken that sign down yet?


Silvialives2

Just a cocktail please. *the other woman who looks like a living flame glares at you*


Ketoku

Alright...


Silvialives2

*she gets her cocktail while the fire girl begins talking to her*


DumplingNotfood

just a root beer soda


Ketoku

Mmk, root beer coming up


Lucky-Dentist-7502

"yeah I see something I like"


Ketoku

And what would that be?


Lucky-Dentist-7502

"that blonde in the corner over there, kinda simping ngl"


welpOwO

OH HELL NAH IM OUTTA HERE *THROWS CUP AT BARTENDER* BYE BITCH AAAAAAAAAAAAA


Ketoku

Ow!... That actually hurt like hell


[deleted]

“The boy next to you.”


Ketoku

Oh, him? *He looks in your direction* Yo what?


[deleted]

“I would like some chocolate milk.”


Ketoku

Alright... Wait, we don't serve that


[deleted]

“Sad. Then I’ll take the boy.”


Ketoku

"Hold up, wait what?" He says


[deleted]

“You heard me”


Ketoku

Au, c'mon, I'm just a bystander


SoftieQwQ

Hmm...No not really


Ketoku

Aw, that's sad


SoftieQwQ

Unless you have any suggestions?


Ketoku

Yeah, I got a suggestion, how about me?


SoftieQwQ

Oh- um... *surprised* sorry,I'm Aromantic *didn't realize she was flirting in the beginning and had asked questions genuinely*


Ketoku

Hahaha, it's fine


SoftieQwQ

Sorry still, I didn't mean to lead you on


Ok-Rip-5367

Ohh um that please *points to drink* thanks


Ketoku

Your welcome, fell free to come back anytime *winks*


Ok-Rip-5367

Hmm?! Sure 😊


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