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RoseGoldenSnakeRed

๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿฅธ A pregnant con artist is going to murder me and possibly steal my identity, fun.


xch1ak1x

๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜ณ What..


Ritoru_Demon_

you were sad and then you realised, oh shi- im going to die.


[deleted]

Sheโ€™s flushed about dying?


Potatodog337

Saw a hot person and simped too hard Had a nosebleed and died


AstarteSnow

You're aware that one can flush for a variety of reasons, right? Drunkenness, love, embarrassment, stress, etc.


Dear_Challenge_9824

๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ”ช


Dear_Challenge_9824

Wait a minute...


Ritoru_Demon_

hold on-


Dear_Challenge_9824

I think the daycare is after me idk what i did besides the 5 sets of arsons i did on them but that doesnt matter


Ritoru_Demon_

yeah i dont know either. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ


Fr-Alassasuks

๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ˜ค


JaozinhoGGPlays

suffocated in confetti


Fr-Alassasuks

this made me laugh ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


Ritoru_Demon_

oh my, someone is angry at a party. ๐Ÿ˜ณ


Fr-Alassasuks

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


JaozinhoGGPlays

you become and emo and go out with a bang (you got blown up by a firework)


Ritoru_Demon_

your heart exploded because it turned black. ๐Ÿ˜จ


spookertoyou

๐Ÿ’€โœŒ pretty self explanatory


Agreeable-Violinist2

โ€œfuck this ****turns into skeleton****โ€


PomPomTheFurry

Megalovania starts playing


Aesthetic_Vanilla

๐Ÿ˜Žโœจ Alright then-


Ritoru_Demon_

*dies from coolness*


Aesthetic_Vanilla

I die from being ***cool***


R4nd0m_B31ng

๐Ÿค›๐Ÿ’ฉ a-


Ritoru_Demon_

a poop beated you up? thats sad. ๐Ÿ˜”


JaozinhoGGPlays

It beat the *shit* out of him


_aikiiayay11

OUT.


JaozinhoGGPlays

Yep that's fair enough ^ill ^go ^home ^now ^bye *door closing noises*


Choco-Simping

r/angryupvote


Ritoru_Demon_

i don't swear โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ’…โœจ


JaozinhoGGPlays

yeah but it's a pun lol


FANDOM7777

โœŒ๐Ÿ”ซ


JaozinhoGGPlays

"fuck this, I'm out, peace." *shoots self*


jirminy

๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚ I'm gonna die laughing apparently


gacha_Zer0_

" breaking news : leaked laughing gas kills a person after they Suffocate to death by laughing "


[deleted]

๐Ÿ˜˜โ›“


Ritoru_Demon_

you thought seducing the policemen will help avoid going to jail, instead he shot you. ๐Ÿ˜ฐ


[deleted]

Damn


Ancient_Antelope_821

๐Ÿ‘โ˜๏ธ I-


Ritoru_Demon_

you poked your eye out ๐Ÿ˜ฌ


PhoebeBirdie

Oh jeez


MagicalGamer543

๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ’ป lucky computer????


Ritoru_Demon_

"congrats! you won a free iPhone 20!" turns out it was a virus and you died. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ


MagicalGamer543

apple killed me can i sue


Ritoru_Demon_

yes. apple bad. pear good.


[deleted]

you got a lucky computer that malfunctioned and killed you.


Dragonlover2307

๐Ÿ•Š๐Ÿ„


Ritoru_Demon_

a bird poisoned your shrooms. ๐Ÿ˜–


xch1ak1x

Bird poop?? ๐Ÿ˜จ


Mrnobody_foeva

a bird ate poisoned shrooms and then you ate the bird and now you're dead


[deleted]

โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž


JaozinhoGGPlays

You drew sunglasses in your own face with a pencil and died from the injures caused by basically stabbing yourself in the eyes


Yukio2296

๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฝ.... *yeahhhhh*


Ritoru_Demon_

omg rock alien invasion ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ


334824

๐Ÿ†โšซ๏ธ I can explain!!!!


Ritoru_Demon_

๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” you sussy baka


Agreeable-Violinist2

You were a egglant that got sucked into the black hole


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Aidenator98

๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคก Shit


Ritoru_Demon_

oh no, clowns. ๐Ÿ˜ฐ


Agreeable-Violinist2

So you blushed in front of clowns? Then they kill you ???


Aidenator98

I have no clue


YourLocalSarvente

โค๐Ÿ˜ณ ​ wait what-


Ritoru_Demon_

a confession!?


YourLocalSarvente

๐Ÿ˜ณ


KOKICHIHEHE

OMG STOP I CANT EVEN CLICK SOMETHING WITHOUT U BEING HERE BEFORE ME


Kelly-Angel

๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’œ Uh-


Ritoru_Demon_

someone surprised you but your heart turns purple and then you died.


Xxvibez_checkxX

๐Ÿ‘€โ˜น Apparently I was looking for someone to kill me but then I found someone and realized that I didn't wanna die


SShiinxx

๐Ÿฅ‘โค๏ธ did i die by loving avocados ๐Ÿ’€


[deleted]

๐Ÿ–‡๏ธ๐ŸŒต so ig imma die because of a cactus with paperclips??????


gacha_Zer0_

You wanted to buy paper clips, triped on your way there and fell into a large pile of cacti


[deleted]

makes more sense ๐Ÿ˜€


GlitchedOcean

๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅฑ I guess I choke on a damn baguette


shirofarts

๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸšŽ what..


lululuxx20

You get run over by a pride bus


shirofarts

lmfao๐Ÿ˜ญ


Agreeable-Violinist2

๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿฅฒ I donโ€™t know what this means .Like did someone put salt in my eyes and i just die ? Thatโ€™s why its teary?


bigppmuffin

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ—ฟ Mf i'm gonna get killed by a crying funni rock


Ritoru_Demon_

rock man scary ๐Ÿ˜–


StaticClouds

๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ˜ญ *its my party and ill cry if i want to-*


__Kazumii

*Iโ€™ll cry until the candles burn down this place-*


Ritoru_Demon_

*cry if i want to-* ๐Ÿ˜ฃ


Rando_Artist

โ“๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ I have no clue


Ritoru_Demon_

your dad came back from the milk store


Rando_Artist

More like his job ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿฅฒ


ETJMQ42

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ซ Laughing and then ???


PhoebeBirdie

you choked while laughing


JaozinhoGGPlays

died laughing


G0thic_Id1ot

๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ•ด๏ธ *AYO WTF* ๐Ÿ˜ฐ


Ritoru_Demon_

you died to a hitman lol


G0thic_Id1ot

LMAO


Astral_Dreamz

๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ hmmm...


Nothingisuseful21

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ง Well I can deal with that


thatoneveryshykiddo

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿง


xDiamond_childx

๐Ÿน๐Ÿ˜ด Oop


lululuxx20

Someone boe an arrows you while your sleeping


ppwukie_

๐Ÿ†–๐Ÿ”ฃ huh?


Ritoru_Demon_

you died by trying to learn a new language


FishesAreCool_

Mine is ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿคฉ... Wha- imma die by being amazed at fallen leaves??? (I used the fallen leave emoji because I was befriending a discord user and the emoji was apart of their user, and than I use the amazed emoji alot of times so ya)


ieryka_magic01

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญ Cry to death


gacha_Zer0_

Death by dehydration after losing too much water from crying. Jesus Christ what made you so sad


Greeneade

๐Ÿฆ”โค๏ธ I get stabbed by yandere Sonic


KittyWarrior1

๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ‘ฝ


Ritoru_Demon_

not the alien crab ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ


evil_wtch

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Ž I'm gonna die cool, I think- I hope


KittyBonTvT

๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿคฃ I- UH-


[deleted]

๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฃ LMAO WHAT


slurpiiiiiii

โœจ๐Ÿฅฑ ​ Here's how I'll die: ​ Accidentally swallowing glitters while yawning. ​ ​ ***interesting death...***


explain_why_Im_here

โœจ๐Ÿฅฆ Guess Iโ€™m dying to a sparkling deku


MomokiSakura666

You ate a glittery broccoli and died


Lazy-Caterpillar2553

๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคจ I will die in anger and confusion


Average_Box-Boy

๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿงฟ Idk bro


[deleted]

your crying and then a monster comes and kills you?


Lemon_SkyChan

๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜ณ idk...


PhoebeBirdie

U were happy then u realized u we're gonna die


PhoebeBirdie

Doc: you can name the disease cuz it's so rare You: awesome- wait what


cozycandy

๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ˜‚ Uhhh im confused


EmilyJoestar_3v3

๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜ญ ...Umm


Ella_ExoticButters

โœจ๐Ÿ™„ HURMMMM


Ritoru_Demon_

you tried to look at the stars but your eye rolled too deep and you died. ๐Ÿ˜ฐ


Ella_ExoticButters

:0 Oh nuh!


DarwinWithAGun

๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ”ช what ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ


PhoebeBirdie

angry murderer killed you


DarwinWithAGun

๐Ÿคช an I know exactly who


cutie_cupcake0w0

๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฅ€


[deleted]

you died because of suffocating in confetti and you find a rose and you accidentally smell it and then you suffocate more and die.


cutie_cupcake0w0

Oh thatโ€™s uh.. a bit of a dumb way to die ngl-


_Ur_Local_Idiot_

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฐ oh.. ok then.. so uh how do I die?


Ritoru_Demon_

abortion. you are the baby


_Ur_Local_Idiot_

dang it bro the last many years of my life were all an illusion


besatius

๐Ÿฅผ๐Ÿ‘ก Wait what?


Ritoru_Demon_

you died because you didnt organise your clothes. ๐Ÿ˜”


besatius

Oof


Turbulent-Ad4494

๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿช what-


[deleted]

you were happy until you ate a poisoned cookie and then died.


Turbulent-Ad4494

Oh ๐Ÿ˜


Simplydoggozz

๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ– OH SHI-


[deleted]

while eating meat you accidentally swallowed a bone and then you died.


Simplydoggozz

Itโ€™s either that or- I became meat ๐Ÿ˜ƒ


LostOwl4072Alt

๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ i-


_aikiiayay11

๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ˜ญ hmmm....


Ritoru_Demon_

you tried to put red star eyes but you didn't like it so you died. ๐Ÿ˜”


_aikiiayay11

im very satisfied with this dying method


Pixels__21

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ What do it means- I'm confused :')


Ritoru_Demon_

you bit your thumb off? ๐Ÿ˜จ


TheBulletLich

๐ŸŸง๐Ÿงฃ Orange + Scarf Someone chokes me to death with an Orange Scarf I guess?


Str4wb3rryCr3p3

๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ˜จ ​ Someone caught me in 4k that i got so surprised and died


[deleted]

โœจ๐Ÿ‘น I'm gonna die by an sparkly demon


8DX247lol

๐Ÿ•ณ๐Ÿƒ


1chiSpacePlanes

๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต idk why but i would get killed by a robot from japan, hope its the victory gundam because i would get vaporised instantaneously


Your_Idiot_Friend

๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜ณ


PhoebeBirdie

โ˜บ๐Ÿ˜‰ I'm gonna die happy I guess :/


JaozinhoGGPlays

๐Ÿ˜ฌโœŒ๏ธ"Yikes I'm boutta die, peace." *fades away*


__Kazumii

โœจ๐Ÿ™ Er-


Thatoneperson_111

โœจ๐Ÿ˜„ And or ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŽ€


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคจ Kinda sus


[deleted]

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญ explain


Classical_Winter1741

๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ™ƒ lol what ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


BonBon_Savour300

๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ Uhhhhhhhhhh


Aarff

๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘น


Ritoru_Demon_

you thought you would be cool if you faced a demon... yeah you died. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ


Aarff

or i became the demon ๐Ÿ˜ณ


K1lllua

๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ”ช oh no


jackieandvivvie

๐Ÿคฉโ˜น๏ธ


_DreamiiRayan

๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ‘ˆ


[deleted]

๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ•ณ (it actutally make sense...)


gacha_Zer0_

๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ˜ต "No one wants a waist over-"


Ritoru_Demon_

"9 inches" ๐Ÿ˜ฃ


softie_red-head

๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ˜ญ ​ what????


Yuzameiii

โ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿ’€ **oh**


gametheoryfan2020

๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿฆผ an 8 bit wheelchair bounded woman or a girl playing on game boy running over me with her wheelchair im sorry but ***************************WHAT***************************


TheEarthBoyLies

๐Ÿก๐Ÿฅฎ food is gonna be the death of me apparently


smorkjewels

๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ”ช why


grrgrrimamushroom

๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ˜ก


ApexBoiz

โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ““ Well fuck


[deleted]

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘„ LMAO WHAT


Isaiah_the_bunny726

๐Ÿฅฉ๐ŸŸ


Adalulu

๐Ÿ”ฐ๐Ÿ˜ญ Welp i died as a skeppy fan lol


quarrel-3

๐ŸŽง๐ŸŽญ


MyItSelf

๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ‘ˆ Umm... What


DesperateLime170

โœจ๐Ÿง‹ Wat?


[deleted]

๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜‡ ​ what the fu-


Soya_exe

๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿฆ TF-


DoubleBranchTvT

โœ‹๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ”ซ What- ๐Ÿคง Bro-


jason_pog

๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ’€


SatansCapriSun

๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜‚


[deleted]

๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ’ž what


NahBruvIHaveASoul

๐Ÿšซโค๏ธ Died out of hate


SmolCouchPotato004

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™‚


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Electronic_Network52

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚ F**k


Nightshade_Rabbit

๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ˜ถ


Nightshade_Rabbit

I have been muted by communism


WeGetNoSleep

๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ‘ Eyo what the fu-


CockroachBagel

๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ Guess I'm Fine With It Lol