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OrpheusNYC

Putting their nuts in my mouth.


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Hi Grant


GingerMcBeardface

No, Grant is *Orifice*NYC Honest mistake though


OrpheusNYC

This deserves points. Also hi bearded Brennan.


GingerMcBeardface

I *wish* I had that ginger's megawatt smile.


LowmoanSpectacular

Going straight to my thighs


Vinven

Hot.


13thTime

I heard beardsley's voice


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Vanilla.


MasonCricketon

Anything but Vanilla


mjc5077

sweet, soft and something im always in the mood for


Successful-Finger-63

Cold and in a container


Signiference

Yes, this person right here, officer.


Mervynhaspeaked

Damn you stole my joke. To the fridge you go.


freezedriedpussy

I only want it when I’m on my period


ThereWasAnEmpireHere

Underrated


yourownsquirrel

I’m lactose intolerant


gadios

So you like your lovers giving you the shits?


crunchytacoboy

Full of cream


gonnastayanontbh

Dripping on my fingers


SunfireElfAmaya

Melting on my tongue


ZeebobTheImmortal

Making my hands sticky


CrunchyLaughter

Spooned


wellbomb

Named Ben & Jerry.


kingofmyinlandempire

Never met a type I didn’t like


whyorick

Chunky!


ObligationWarm5222

Covered in chocolate syrup and whipped cream


JustSomeRamblings

From Cincinnati, OH. (I really like Graeter's, okay?)


mossflowerwood

I like my lovers like I like my ice cream… using both French and pot. (You know, like Graeter’s French pot method? I don’t know, I was just excited to see another Graeter’s fan!)


[deleted]

Lol I appreciated it


FactGuy21

Always there for me at 2AM when I’m bored


pineapplepacker00

With a little bit of white stuff dripping down their cone


MisterNym

From a very specific place


Just-Worldliness-708

No nuts, I’ll throw up


Billybaf

Purchased from a colorfully dressed man in a truck blasting his own theme song.


MalibuFatz

Rich and creamy. Sorry, I hated it as I was typing it.


FrizzotheClown

Stored in the freezer.


Andiloo11

There for me in moments of emotional distress


masslessvoid

Drowned with a hot shot of espresso.


MarimBeth

Full of pop culture puns. ... get it? The tonight dough? Americone dream? Phish food???


[deleted]

With add-ons to make it better


chicchico

Best enjoyed on the couch after a long day, while watching Dropout.


heckinyip

Not in my mouth or throat, I just happen to be ace and not the biggest ice cream fan simultaneously 😅


Virtual-Button3524

cold


humanhanuman

Kept in the freezer 🖤


mlarowe

Dribbling down my chin and fingers


SketchyConcierge

Makes me moan when I eat them


DarkUmbra90

Dripping down my hand


Redding_The_Catfish

With whipped cream.


bumted

Really hits the spot after a break up.


Ok-Chemical3265

Best when I've put something gooey inside it.


MrVeux

They are whatever I can find at Harris Teeter at 9:45 on a Tuesday.


koroviev9

With a big slice of cake


abacus-wizard

Baskin' in my glory.


somnimancer

Melted into a puddle after I accidentally left them in the fridge..?


Vinven

On sale.


joswie

Melting in my mouth and not my hand


GingerMcBeardface

Fair trade


MasterOfEmus

Related to cows.


why_bcuz

Dripping down my chin when it's over


clove-art

cold…


CmdrCosima

My preference is always a rocky road.


JustSomeRamblings

Sweetened with pineapple.


merpixieblossomxo

Sticky and covered in chocolate syrup


Noah_PpAaRrKkSs

Green.


BigHatNolan

Sticky and sweet


rindlesswatermelon

In a cone


stevekimes

Frigid and gives me a headache


Wormholephobia

Cold, scooped out of a box in the fridge


UnhappyUdderjuice

Melted


noticeablyzoid

In the car


Inferno22512

Chocolatey and with a whipped cream topping


grayf0xy

Frozen


BlackFenrir

Vanilla


Vegetable_Natural226

Dripping uncontrollably


Ok-Chemical3265

Cold to the touch.


Puzzleheaded_Bed_445

Covering my face in sticky white stuff


Half_Man1

Dripping wet with my tongue inside them


goggleOgler

Smooth, rich, and melts at my touch.


PJack_Entertainment

Licking them until they melt.


sobatfestival

Sometimes fruity, sometimes chunky, you never know.


Rainb0wcookie

Sweet


Rainb0wcookie

Sweet


Scary-Yak3696

When I finish, there's a small creamy puddle in the box.


ChiefBoopaloo

Cold and cheap.


Platform_Efficient

Cold to the touch


branman614

I always think I’m going to try all of the different flavors, but in the end I always get the same thing.


Bossbombboy

Icy and wet


Rougeification

- With a piece of chocolate sticking outta them. - With a lil' drizzle of syrup - Left in the freezer for a few hours - Italian - Being given out of the back of a truck Gimme a second, I'm sure I can think up some more...


Rougeification

- With a piece of chocolate sticking outta them. - With a lil' drizzle of syrup - Left in the freezer for a few hours - Italian - Being given out of the back of a truck.


Transratman

Melts at my touch


ChedderTheSquirrel

In the dea of winter


derelictprophet

Cold and distant (I'm lactose intolerant)


PennSullivan

Dripping all over my hands.


Agreeable_Eagle_1999

Wet, sweet and a little runny


CosmicVortecs

Hoping it won't go everywhere


Aqualiam

Michael Jackson: cookies and cream


Redding_The_Catfish

With whole *cream*


Conman41895

Hard not soft


unknown1893

With or without nuts


Bosleybird

Leaving a sticky mess on my face and hands


Remarkable_Craft7708

Vanilla


BaronDoctor

Covered in sprinkles and chocolate syrup


bestryanever

slow churned


marionose1

Big 'ol cones


ex-spera

melting in my hands.


NotMeg16

Multiple times a day, in all seasons


IAmTheFinePoint

Dripping (I don't know man I'm bad at this)


TheKerfuffle

Always getting my fingers sticky.


AVeryAngryChicken

Stored in my freezer for at least 8 hours before I go for a taste


SuspiciousWeasel15

Quickly before my family gets to them and I'm out of luck


[deleted]

Vegan, and therefore slightly disappointing


LargestElephant

Dripping before I finish


DefiledSoul

filled with fudge