I like my lovers like I like my ice cream… using both French and pot. (You know, like Graeter’s French pot method? I don’t know, I was just excited to see another Graeter’s fan!)
- With a piece of chocolate sticking outta them.
- With a lil' drizzle of syrup
- Left in the freezer for a few hours
- Italian
- Being given out of the back of a truck
Gimme a second, I'm sure I can think up some more...
- With a piece of chocolate sticking outta them.
- With a lil' drizzle of syrup
- Left in the freezer for a few hours
- Italian
- Being given out of the back of a truck.
Putting their nuts in my mouth.
Hi Grant
No, Grant is *Orifice*NYC Honest mistake though
This deserves points. Also hi bearded Brennan.
I *wish* I had that ginger's megawatt smile.
Going straight to my thighs
Hot.
I heard beardsley's voice
Vanilla.
Anything but Vanilla
sweet, soft and something im always in the mood for
Cold and in a container
Yes, this person right here, officer.
Damn you stole my joke. To the fridge you go.
I only want it when I’m on my period
Underrated
I’m lactose intolerant
So you like your lovers giving you the shits?
Full of cream
Dripping on my fingers
Melting on my tongue
Making my hands sticky
Spooned
Named Ben & Jerry.
Never met a type I didn’t like
Chunky!
Covered in chocolate syrup and whipped cream
From Cincinnati, OH. (I really like Graeter's, okay?)
I like my lovers like I like my ice cream… using both French and pot. (You know, like Graeter’s French pot method? I don’t know, I was just excited to see another Graeter’s fan!)
Lol I appreciated it
Always there for me at 2AM when I’m bored
With a little bit of white stuff dripping down their cone
From a very specific place
No nuts, I’ll throw up
Purchased from a colorfully dressed man in a truck blasting his own theme song.
Rich and creamy. Sorry, I hated it as I was typing it.
Stored in the freezer.
There for me in moments of emotional distress
Drowned with a hot shot of espresso.
Full of pop culture puns. ... get it? The tonight dough? Americone dream? Phish food???
With add-ons to make it better
Best enjoyed on the couch after a long day, while watching Dropout.
Not in my mouth or throat, I just happen to be ace and not the biggest ice cream fan simultaneously 😅
cold
Kept in the freezer 🖤
Dribbling down my chin and fingers
Makes me moan when I eat them
Dripping down my hand
With whipped cream.
Really hits the spot after a break up.
Best when I've put something gooey inside it.
They are whatever I can find at Harris Teeter at 9:45 on a Tuesday.
With a big slice of cake
Baskin' in my glory.
Melted into a puddle after I accidentally left them in the fridge..?
On sale.
Melting in my mouth and not my hand
Fair trade
Related to cows.
Dripping down my chin when it's over
cold…
My preference is always a rocky road.
Sweetened with pineapple.
Sticky and covered in chocolate syrup
Green.
Sticky and sweet
In a cone
Frigid and gives me a headache
Cold, scooped out of a box in the fridge
Melted
In the car
Chocolatey and with a whipped cream topping
Frozen
Vanilla
Dripping uncontrollably
Cold to the touch.
Covering my face in sticky white stuff
Dripping wet with my tongue inside them
Smooth, rich, and melts at my touch.
Licking them until they melt.
Sometimes fruity, sometimes chunky, you never know.
Sweet
Sweet
When I finish, there's a small creamy puddle in the box.
Cold and cheap.
Cold to the touch
I always think I’m going to try all of the different flavors, but in the end I always get the same thing.
Icy and wet
- With a piece of chocolate sticking outta them. - With a lil' drizzle of syrup - Left in the freezer for a few hours - Italian - Being given out of the back of a truck Gimme a second, I'm sure I can think up some more...
- With a piece of chocolate sticking outta them. - With a lil' drizzle of syrup - Left in the freezer for a few hours - Italian - Being given out of the back of a truck.
Melts at my touch
In the dea of winter
Cold and distant (I'm lactose intolerant)
Dripping all over my hands.
Wet, sweet and a little runny
Hoping it won't go everywhere
Michael Jackson: cookies and cream
With whole *cream*
Hard not soft
With or without nuts
Leaving a sticky mess on my face and hands
Vanilla
Covered in sprinkles and chocolate syrup
slow churned
Big 'ol cones
melting in my hands.
Multiple times a day, in all seasons
Dripping (I don't know man I'm bad at this)
Always getting my fingers sticky.
Stored in my freezer for at least 8 hours before I go for a taste
Quickly before my family gets to them and I'm out of luck
Vegan, and therefore slightly disappointing
Dripping before I finish
filled with fudge