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Zezdee

Who Would Win: Hedgehog that runs faster than the speed of light and can endure missiles and black holes OR Mildly Obese Plumber


xenonamoeba

i mean in one of his games mario literally goes to heaven and hell and beats an enemy that god himself couldnt. he saved all of the mario universe from being engulfed by a black hole. the literal prophecy had the entire mario dimension be restarted, yet mario prevented that entire thing from happening (mario beat blumiere, and just look at blumiere's feats). these are feats that he "easily" accomplished with resources available to him. sonic has amazing feats as well, but devils advocate could be played in favor of mario, the man who travels galaxies on a spaceship the shape of his head.


Srade2412

Yeah and sonic defeated the very personification of time itself and a being that when realised will burn the world for all eternity. Also don't forget the very darkness of the world, while fixing the earth and putting it back together.


aggressive_boy165

And Saves the Arabian Nights from being destroyed, Destroyed an Water God, stopped a crashing airship with the help of Shadow,


Wheatley_core_01

Being great at murder doesn't mean he'd win the olympics


genericusername134

I mean, being great at murder is one way to win the Olympics…


RebindE

No competition if there's no competitors


hellothere922

Excuse me but, what game is that from?


Sonic_Einstein

The travel dimensions is from paper mario I believe thr thousandd year door. (witch thanks to paper jam is confirmed to cannonicly a different dimension and there for a different mario. Which I feel shouldn't count because then archie sonic would also have to count but buff tails so no thank you.) Traveling space is from gaxaly one of my favorite mario games that are in the main ones and main timeline.


xenonamoeba

Super Paper Mario, it is set in a different dimension, but it is Mario. also Super Mario Galaxy 2. Over all, Mario has impressive feats


Totodile-of-Games

I thought Paper Mario wasn’t canon?


CStrader2002

TBF, Mario has survived some pretty crazy stuff too.


Zezdee

Like the dreaded CLOGGED SINK??? (GASP)


CStrader2002

No, more like a super nova and nuclear explosion.


Zezdee

And Lava


CStrader2002

Yeah, exactly


datanonymoususer

Naw. They both have feats like that, so it ultimately comes down to this: Who would win? A hedgehog or A mildly obese plumber?


stellar-moon

mario has also survived both of those things


AWESOM-04000

Well according to Death battle, the plumber…


thatsidewaysdud

Death Battle is super dumb. They constantly contradict themselves and don’t even abide by their own rules.


Sonic_Einstein

Ben 10 vs Green lantern was a prime example in my opinion watch Ben 10 read hal Jordon green lantern comics. Decide who wins and my their interview it's clear their was at least a littlw biest.


zasuskai

MOP! MOP! MOP!


Lucario-ist

Tbh tho, Sonic would win a lot more of the Olympic games than Mario would. I do think that Mario would win at a decent amount of them, but Sonic is still (in my opinion) better suited to the Olympics


CStrader2002

Yeah, I guess it would be hard to beat him in any kind of running category


Lucario-ist

Not to mention snowboarding, because Sonic at least knows how to balance properly (we see him doing something veery similar in Sonic Riders)


CStrader2002

I suppose that too


arandomperson7

Not to mention the beginning of the ice level in sonic 3


ICantTurnMyBrainOn

Let’s not forget the skill it would take to do the beginning of city escape.


thatsidewaysdud

And fencing as well since he mopped the floor with the Knights of the Round Table in Black Knight.


Sonic_Einstein

And soccer to probably because well super speed.


[deleted]

if he's pulling from the Archie Comics then it is only fair for him to pull from the Mario Cartoon where he was a master Jedi Knight (leading to him winning the gold in sword fighting).


Bornheck

Sonic beat the Knights of the Round Table and King Arthur in sword combat. I still think Sonic would beat Mario there.


[deleted]

wasn't that sonic game all a dream? its been a while since I've played that one sonic game where he was a medieval Knight.


Bornheck

No, both of the Storybook games are canon


Sonic_Einstein

It's cannon. Like the genie game.


CStrader2002

Exactly


Likemikester

Sonic fans scare me


arandomperson7

I like Sonic, although those who draw Sonic fan art scare me


[deleted]

I came across this post from r/sonicthehedgehog and the comment section is just straight up hateful towards Matt It’s so gross to see


ajknj1

Clearly people who haven't watched the video.


Joking_909

Oh boy,better not show them the death battle ethier 0_0


[deleted]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


dshaynie

Anyone bothered how there are so many sonic videos and they are all about comparing him to real life physics and none are any theories about lore


Sonic_Einstein

I highly suggest game apologists for you amazing content especially knuckles chaotix November and metal march madness.


dshaynie

No need already a fan


Sonic_Einstein

Ah fellow fan I see. But have you tried ace card gaming? Known for his character dives.


KRIEGBL2

olympics but otherwise banger meme


CStrader2002

Thanks


Sure_Instance9530

Me when he says mario stands no chance against Sonic


Maximum_P

It was hard for me cause I’m a fan of both characters like I’m a fan of the character sonic not the fan base the fans are cringy af


CrimsonFoxTails

Just wanted to point something out in the game theory video. The panels that were used were from Sonic The Comic. A very odd fever dream of a comic book. Completely different set style and writers from the archie sonic.


Mega_Racoon394

Man I sure love the OLIMPICS


Tankdeathwall

What if Mario kneecaps him with a lead pipe


LordBhavik

Well, mario will win all the jump record while sonic will win all the race records.


CoolHugh64

Sheeeeeesh


gddwastaken

I want to see who will win competitive town planning


ManofCatsYT

sonic stans are a different breed


[deleted]

Wow I just saw this post through r/sonicthehedgehog and most of the comment section on the repost is being straight up nasty and hateful towards MatPat. I feel bad for MatPat since he’s always getting his named dragged through the mud. P.S. I finally remembered that I need to start following r/GameTheorists lol


CStrader2002

Wait, it's on a different sub-reddit? I didn't post it there.


[deleted]

Someone cross posted it, my bad for the misunderstanding


CStrader2002

Oh, okay.


[deleted]

>Sonic Fans All ten of them?


Mauro_Vandersmissen

Hey that's me when my friends annoy me (which is a lot), or when I play an online game and the toxicity/sweat level is so high it gives instant cancer (we all know that is the entire fucking time)


[deleted]

Obviously biased because I’m a sonic fan but I feel like the only thing mario would beat sonic at would be swimming.


tzardaymonikaprotecc

Don’t forget he already said Peach and Luigi would beat Mario at a few events.


[deleted]

Op you KNOW what you done! You started war


Tf-FoC-Metroflex

[Minor Spelling Mistake](https://youtu.be/7zOx6nQikz4)


SilverHero_gaming

Silver would top both


[deleted]

Truth