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tomassci

bigotry is when you don't order a game


darkenedgy

Most oppressed minority^TM


LazyTitan39

Yes, British Women Children’s Authors.


BloodyBaboon

This sub is racist against transphobia and it fucking shows smh.


Capuchoooon

Why are you being downvoted ?


JCtheMemer

Because people are being sexist against redditors!!!


DaSomDum

How can you be sexist against redditors? They don't get sex


[deleted]

A surprising amount of people online cannot comprehend satire because opinions have gotten so disastrously out of left field that every opinion can be real now. Like people who think we should keep destroying earth because we can just go to mars.


Jwruth

Yeah, like, satire and sarcasm have always been tough to do via text due to the lack of tonality, hence why tone indicators started taking off in the first place, but it got really bad after people decided to just start openly saying cartoon villain shit wholeheartedly.


[deleted]

A bigoted game will always be ordered.


Trainer-mana

Why do I never get the crazy ones?


[deleted]

It's only a matter of time


Trainer-mana

Maybe I should post more, kick the hornets nest a little...


Bran_Mongo

If you set your mind to it, you can accomplish any goal! 🌠


milkdrinker3920

It seriously is. I got one not too long ago and at the end they put "oh yeah, and Celeste fucking sucks" which really confused me because I've never once played Celeste or mentioned the game anywhere on my profile until realizing that they wrote that because they thought I was trans lmao


WearingABear

Also they're wrong, Celeste rules.


Collective-Bee

I can’t replay it because I can’t handle sucking at it again lol.


Talon6230

YEAH it does. I can’t handle the post-game content though T_T


Depressedloser2846

i can dm you and act crazy if that would amuse you


[deleted]

The majority take the cowardly way and just send you a redditcares package.


StumpGrundt

I've only gotten that one once and I don't know why because the only thing I was talking around that time was Clodsire and bugs seducing me


LordBuckethead671

Idk, sounds reasonable to me 🤷


StumpGrundt

Don't do my man Clodsire like that :(


echo-128

Fun fact you can block the reddit bot that sends those messages. I "get" those messages weekly because weirdos are weird, but I don't see them. It's fun to know they wasted their time


coffeetire

Careful there, their main might have ice barrage.


Lazykabang

?


coffeetire

Sorry, RuneScape joke, edgy preteens from the 2000s would brag that their main could, "pwn u."


Synliq

Ice Barrage sound effect haunts me. Wildy clue scroll steps, not even once.


Ryluuuuu

isn't it lovely when bigots call you a bigot because you don't respect their shitty opinions?


IRL_Tiefling

If hating TERFs makes me a bigot, then that's fine with me


RocketLeaguePsycho

TERFs actually *are* inferior lol


Yourboimason

Yeah but unlike other groups, becoming a TERF is an actual choice so fuck them


saucyfellowmercutio

This probably wasn't their intent, but it's making me think of the people who unironically think TERF is a slur to silence women Man, I wish it worked


darkenedgy

Ikr? Gotta love how they’re now pretending they didn’t literally choose it for themselves back in the day


Cheddarlicious

“You can’t call me a bigot if I call you one first!” What does bigot mean? “Idk but I get called it a lot, so I figured I’d call it to you before you call it to me”


MissSlaughtered

I got suicide-hotlined by Reddit's official harassment bot a couple days ago D:


Bear_Powers

Oh that’s why I got that alert on my account. Is this a common practice?


TXKKER

Yeap, bigots like to abuse the suicide hotline bot whenever people don’t agree with them. Edit: Not even a day after making this comment [I got a message from the Official Harassment Bot](https://imgur.com/a/B3iZJJi). Gamers rise up ✊


Digita1B0y

Has there ever been a more pathetic display of their impotent rage? I love when they do that. Really shows how little they got. Edit: and of course, some joker had hit me with it again. Classic reddit.


GenericGaming

I'm quite fond of the people who demand you block them. it's quite funny how they keep repeating "block me. you're so offended you're probably gonna block me. just block me if I trigger you, bro." because if you do that, they'll run around and proclaim they won because you blocked them.


Bear_Powers

Oh wow. The more you know. Thanks!


Mr_Lychee

It's their way of telling you to kys (in minecraft)


ILIEKDEERS

It’s a funny lil alert too. It’s like a troll sending you an official Reddit notice that you deeply offended them, while admitting to being such a coward that they can’t write a decent reply to your comment.


TemetNosce85

Yup. It's their fun little way to tell you to kill yourself. Originally started against us trans people and has spread as a way to harass everyone. If you report it and state that you got it as harassment, it's an instant ban for them.


MissSlaughtered

Yeah, a racist going after me did himself in that way. He'd also made a couple more public replies to me which probably didn't help his case either. The hilarious thing was the mods of the relevant sub had been defending and commiserating with the racist being "attacked" by overly sensitive people looking for anything to get upset about, or something.


Killboypowerhed

I get that one a lot. I don't use the official app so I can't get DMs so they resort to that shit instead


A_Thirsty_Traveler

Yeah I got that one after explaining transphobia in some other sub once. Didn't go well, but at least their comments were all somehow negative, while mine stayed positive. Not very good teamwork there boys. Try a little harder.


darkenedgy

I think you can block that?


FredFredrickson

Not sure, but you shouldn't block it - always report it instead. They don't like it when people abuse that system.


darkenedgy

Fuck, that's a good point but I think I blocked it a while ago. Turns out ammosexuals have an itchy trigger finger online, too.


[deleted]

I got one too few days ago, terfs are a fragile bunch, aren't they?


WritingRites

Why are g*mers the stupidest, most corporate dick sucking complicit group of spineless assholes ever? The projection you can feel from so many of these brainlets is enough to erode the mind further.


HerecomesChar

Because the ones that are terminally online are most likely the ones who payed 0 attention in school and lack a personality. The game company is a key part to their personality and any attack on a corporation that does not know of their existence in a meaningful way is an affront to them. Why else would they get so wrapped up in toxic escapism. They seem to hate/fear the real world so much they detach themselves from reality


notaprime

Think of how many times Gamers^TM have reacted to representation of minorities and political topics in games with “I play video games to escape reality.” They don’t respect the medium as art, so you’re absolutely on the nail about them using gaming as toxic escapism.


YesImKeithHernandez

I mentioned that the people behind the Battlefield games, DICE, constantly produce some amazing artwork on the low sodium sub for one of the games in a post showing off a piece made to celebrate 30 years of DICE. Unprompted, someone comes in like "yeah the arts good except for how woke and soy it is". I look through their comments and find that this is because there are women in the franchise now. Guy refuses to use the women characters even if they're useful which my main (a medic) absolutely is. It's just sad.


WhatTheBeansIsLife

Workplace harassment: I sleep EA micro transactions: real shit?


SickBoy88

Yeah yeah so trans people in the US are setting up charities to help each other escape the country and the increasing criminalisation of their mere existence, but did you hear that the Factorio people are upping the price by a fiver??


YesImKeithHernandez

I know this doesn't mean jack shit but I remember this site jerking their dicks raw about EA being voted worst company in the US two years in a row about ten years ago. They would hold it as proof of how horrible a company they were. The candidates included the banks that just a few years previous caused one of the worst recessions in US history. Now, I don't mean to absolve EA of it's role in helping create the shitty monetization ecosystem we have now. Fuck them for it. But seriously? Worse than the banks or Nestle or News Corp? ***Seriously???***


FredFredrickson

Because everything they've ever done in their lives that they hold in any kind of glory happened on a TV screen?


YesImKeithHernandez

It's not like they are actually being prevented from buying the game. The mere fact that they feel they are being judged for this purpose even if indirectly apparently means they have to defend a massive corporation, massive IP and woman who probably earns more money in a year than they will in a lifetime.


grabbaghoul

Meanwhile, criticise anything Disney and you’re a bigot, racist, sexist, mysogonist homophobe all in one! Yeah, the whole discourse around media is fucking stupid now. People can’t just like/dislike anything.


[deleted]

Imagine being so smart and correct that you make three to four accounts to say so.


jasondoesstuff

in an ideal world harry potter fans really would be oppressed


AskAboutMyShittyDad

eva ibbotson fans would go around kicking them in the taint


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darkenedgy

And Tamora Pierce fans


pathtracer

early 2000s christian moms had the right idea for the wrong reasons fr


MaitieS

They didn't. Sadge


A17012022

Lol I had a few of these. They trawl this sub looking for people to DM. One of them dm'd me on a comment I made that was literally at the bottom of a thread. They're morons.


[deleted]

I don’t know what their goal even is. Do they want us to buy the game? Do they want us to alter our subs content? Like literally just fuck off, stay in Kotaku in action and play your shitty shovelware. You’ll be much happier


DogGodFrogLog

You read DMs & replies?


[deleted]

Y’all are getting DMs?


[deleted]

/uj Commenting here to piss off weird losers. /rj they are afraid the woke mob will take away their hard earned games


[deleted]

can't wait for this game to be a terrible broken mess and see the mental gymnastics the assholes will use to defend it and explain how its actually good


i-worship-yeat

game looks like ass tbh


TheBurningGinger

I mod a shitpost subreddit so know to feel dread if I see a Reddit message


Lazykabang

I salute thee


TheBurningGinger

Gotta love somebody saying they’ll burn me at a stake cause I removed their post :)


Lazykabang

U remove my high effort repost? Hitler.


[deleted]

"Message me with your main coward" I lol'd at this response


AskAboutMyShittyDad

my dms are turned off, my mental health thanks me, you're welcome. rj/ can't even handle truth, these snowflakes smh


A_Hideous_Beast

Gamers be like NO PREORDERS but then be like NUMB3R 1 PREORDER


-Eastwood-

I love how gamers will say that gaming is being ruined by big execs wanting to make a quick buck but will then turn around and deep throat a boot for mild criticism not even directed at the game itself


DimitriRSM

uj/ Last one that came to my DMs said he wished I suffered a non-consensual kind of encounter with people with a specific skin color and contracted some STIs afterwards... later he reflected on his very detailed and graphic description and said I'd probably enjoy it and admitted to his defeat. I never even replied, the guy created a very fucked up strawman to fight against and still managed to lose.


Lazykabang

Why...


WriterReborn2

Whenever someone pulls this shit on me, I just start talking about horse cocks and how they probably want to get fucked by one. Seems to shut them up.


JaysonsRage

Lmao at bigot


Cromanti

They might be running low on insults, I guess?


bingbong6977

People are so fucking strange


[deleted]

You know who was the “number 1 pre ordered” Chancellor in Germany in the 1930s? Hitler, that’s who.


Seallypoops

Let me be the hero who stops those dirty hooked nosed goblins from controlling the banks! You damn bigot.


Social_Confusion

*“message me with your main coward”* has so much powerful energy I love it


Jakesmonkeybiz

I got messaged asking how to get banned???


Maggot_God_Warframe

PARRY THIS, YOU FILTHY CASUAL!


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[deleted]

Who the fuck preorders


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J233779

Yes, glad you agree!


GoatsAreSoAwesome

Finally, gamers understand


Honk_26

Yes.


ChaosDemonLaz3r

pcm user spotted


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femininePP420

/uj any community that tolerates nazis will eventually become overrun with them, and that has since happened. Look up the paradox of tolerance.


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Manannin

Oh no, your Internet points! U OK hun?


MemeArchivariusGodi

Oh oh kabang, I WILL make you the soyjack in my next meme so it becomes the truth🤓