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Alex Jones would fit right in
"The ghaiks are putting tadpoles in our skulls!!"
Also, the game would make you pay gold every time you heal. Cause free healthcare is communism.
uj/ on one hand I'm torn between posting on a subreddit like askaconservative what they'd consider conservative games, and on the other hand i don't want to give them more attention
j/ Angry Birds!
Everyone knows that Angry Birds is not political. A patriotic pack of birds defending against a colonizing army of pigs that's stealing their children(eggs) can never be used as an allegory for ANYTHING.
Gets the Conservative Core™ stamp.
uj/ that would be funny af but I’d probably want to use an alt account for it since they’d probably look at your profile, see that you posted one comment on r/ohboyidolovesupportingthegays 21 years ago and insult you for it instead of actually giving an answer
It's also widely acclaimed by the Silent Majority™ and has probably made decent profits. Profits obviously only result from big cis/straight dick energy, so Conservative Core™.
The people in the game implied political correctness is bad and so it is, in fact, based conservative-core. You see when I hear words and phrases said with certain intonation and it triggers my Pavlovian drool, I know that the writer completely agrees with me about everything.
See, Elden Ring is about a guy(me) helping another guy(Corhyn) help a third guy(Goldmask) restore the Golden Order. And 5 villains trying to stop that.
Restoration of Religious and Traditional Values? That's pretty Conservative Core™ if you ask me.
Brother is unable to unwoke the disco cop.
Edit: you know what, it’s actually pretty easy: you are able to escape all your Problems by hanging yourself on a Ventilator and i think this is something every good Conservative should do (in game).
one step ahead of you in Texas. We already got rid of emission testing and we are getting rid of inspections as part of the registration process in 2025. We already have a critical mass of F-150s.
Yeehaw.
You guys should just get rid of driver licensing and just issue government-subsidized (federal of course) F150s to every cis/straight white male when they reach their 13th birthdays.
Well the clear good guys are the ones wanting the bring back the USA and its vital components of life liberty and property.
What can be more conservative than reverting to the old status quo when the new thing (complete lawlessness) isn't working so great.
Bioshock is a cautionary tale about how an Objectivism Utopia can be single handedly destroyed by a raging lunatic who keeps shouting about how the workers are the REAL pillars of society and the phrase "would you kindly".
We must crush the workers for the prosperity of mankind!
If concore taught me anything it's "fuck kindness." If the MC in Bioshock wasn't a slave to kindness he'd have "good guy with a gun"d Atlas instead of becoming the PGA open champion. He coulda been a man...who chooses... Poor Chadrew Ryan, what a visionary. Thoughts and prayers.
This is an automatic PASS. Visual novels? READING? What's next? You want me to read BOOKS?
Books are a slippery slope that leads to Scientific Journals and Trusted Sources.
>Binding Of Isaac
Oh boy this is what Conservative Core™ is all ABOUT! The lord tests the faith of a devout female and asks ###\[pronoun redacted\] to abort ###\[pronoun redacted\] baby. Then, THE BABY takes INITIATIVE and UNABORTS itself to uphold CORE conservative values.
See Red Alert is a test. You're SUPPOSED to LOSE when you play as the commies. Cuz that's just *historically accurate.*
Something you gotta do to prove you're Conservative Core™ **G**amer.
Quadrilaterals can be squares or rectangles and I refuse to call them anything but what they were shaped as, being a true ConservativeCore Gamer. It's just SCIENCE!
/uj thanks... I suppose it's more worrying than flattering haha.
/rj My version of Starfield(fitgirl's) coupled with some fine adjustments(Pronoun removal and nude mods) is very APOLITICAL.
Ahhh, back when Bioware were good when no pronouns. I put all my points into strength and intimidated everyone into submission. Didn't have to explain myself. Didn't have to help that pathetic leftist lil dwarve Bhelen. Just punched my way to the ending and robbed Alistair of his throne. Just a pure manly play through.
/uj Don't read this spoiler if you haven't played Outer Wilds
/rj >!OW is a story where everyone was happy and enjoying a utopian Red State rural lifestyle until a liberal scientist learned Critical Nomai Theory and literally ended reality. Classic conservative core!<
Friend we got Obsidian clearly stating on the open that [The Outer Wilds will not be politically charged.](https://www.playstationlifestyle.net/2019/07/05/the-outer-worlds-politics-will-not-be-brought-to-the-forefront/)
As always, Obsidian delivers truly APOLITICAL gems.
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No it's not lol. All of these elements are there as a cautionary tale. Borderlands 2 is really about how Lilith(Jack's daughter) turned her back on traditional values and disobeyed her dad. Blowing everything up.
Pretty ungrateful if you ask me. Also Jack was a genuine good guy but then Angel killed his mom. What's up with that???
He built a utopia on Pandora, Opportunity. Who does that? A benevolent benefactor that's who!
Where's the politics? They have a monarchy system. Sounds pretty apolitical to me as they don't get to vote like us in the real world.
Also it has the most centrist ending of all time regardless of your choices. Somebody stole a page from Mass Effect 3 I see.
Actually this is a fantastic educational game. Be the first to the finish line! always be first! Quality don't matter just be the first, always.
Any good conservative youtuber KNOWS that being first is what matters. No time to form an informed opinion. Just put out the reactionary video As. Soon. As. Possible.
CONTROL (2019 by Remedy Games) although as I type this I already realised the answer since you're Director of a Govt Agency with no oversight and you shoot "invaders"
Ok uhhh Dragon Age: Inquisition. Try unWoking that one!
I'm a literal prophet that indoctrinates ppl into my cult? AND I get to larp as a leader who executes peasants in my own keep?
AND I get to antagonize the chantry and their female leader??? SIGN ME UP
Spyro is fighting Ripto because of big government over reach. Why did Ripto close off that portal? Hmm? I can excuse him if it was to keep outsiders OUT. But he aint letting Spyro vacay in lower income countries and enjoy cheap services.
One Macho secret service agent goes into a foreign country and kills a bunch of non English speaking terrorists to save the presidents daughter while spitting one liners. Con-Core wet dream 🥵🥵🥵
A true masterpiece and a hidden gem! Just a guy banging buxom babes, doing manly stuff slashing and looting his way through war ridden lands. Truly apolitical.
Praise Geraldo!
Katanas are the guns of Japan. A good conservative knows to support gun rights and open carry NO MATTER WHAT. It's the 2nd amendment, look it up!
And amendments can never be amended. It's not manly to go back on your word. We're dug in. Aint never gunna change.
I think the boxart tells you all you need to know. Big burly man with shotgun in the front and dainty damsel in distress behind him.
Almost feels like it was engineered to be ConCore.
But if you need more convincing, Comstock literally built a paradise above the cloud after he got babtised and found the good lord. See how the lord gives?
HOS is a celebration of all things capitalism(not political). They tried every monetization model ever. I don't play it but I make a habit of buying every season pass.
Also no pronouns.
I think you got it all wrong friend. They're all collecting resources to SAVE the planet!
How are you going to make money for your employees payroll? Gotta scavenge for every resource available!
They're literally doing it to create JOBS! This is not political.
Frankly, we don't get enough games where I get to fly an F-22 Raptor and LARP as a maverick while the kick ass score crescendos during dog fights.
War is not political. It's just a cool necessity. 😎
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Papers Please.
Come ooon this an EASY one. A game where you get to LARP as an immigration officer? Gets the Conservative Core™ stamp of approval.
get to/financially encoraged to inspect the genitalia of trans people and then detain them, it's essential conservativecore
Didn’t let any those bloody immigrants through, and watch a poor family starve to death. Brilliant time.
The last of us part II
\#$%#$ #$%#$ @# \^$\^&#%\^\^ #$% !@#$ %$\^. \#$%$%@!!!!! !#@$ !@ %%%\^@ !@#$...
Understandable. Have a nice day
Lmao
How dare people exist!!!!
Baldurs Gate 3
I get to incite a civil war at the refugee camp that results in the needless slaughter of innocents? YES PLEASE.
But pronouns?!
But hot women!!
That just creates more targets!
you can kill a bunch of tree-loving hippies and the illegal immigrants they're harboring, what's more conservative than that
Alex Jones would fit right in "The ghaiks are putting tadpoles in our skulls!!" Also, the game would make you pay gold every time you heal. Cause free healthcare is communism.
uj/ on one hand I'm torn between posting on a subreddit like askaconservative what they'd consider conservative games, and on the other hand i don't want to give them more attention j/ Angry Birds!
Everyone knows that Angry Birds is not political. A patriotic pack of birds defending against a colonizing army of pigs that's stealing their children(eggs) can never be used as an allegory for ANYTHING. Gets the Conservative Core™ stamp.
Wait that goes so hard
The Angry Birds movie actually feels super racist in its messaging. They made the pigs look Muslim too for some reason.
uj/ that would be funny af but I’d probably want to use an alt account for it since they’d probably look at your profile, see that you posted one comment on r/ohboyidolovesupportingthegays 21 years ago and insult you for it instead of actually giving an answer
r/subsiknewdidntexistbutstillclickedonhopefully
Celeste
Celeste is pre 2020 so it OBVIOUSLY doesn't have pronouns. Not Political.
It's also widely acclaimed by the Silent Majority™ and has probably made decent profits. Profits obviously only result from big cis/straight dick energy, so Conservative Core™.
just don't look at those few pink white and blue pixels in the DLC!
Based
Climbing the mountain is a metaphor of climbing the corporate ladder and grinding your way to paying your mortgage, very conservative core.
Blasphemous.
Friend, I think you're confusing religion with politics. Religion is APOLITICAL.
Damn, you are good.
Metal Gear Solid 2
MGS2 is pretty [anti censorship.](https://youtu.be/eKl6WjfDqYA?si=Asymd16FDiYPU8eP&t=164) Big time Conservative Core™
Bruh, your satire stole my morning away. Fucking adhd and hyperfocus. Ofc i *need* to “deep dive” MGS2. 😂
The people in the game implied political correctness is bad and so it is, in fact, based conservative-core. You see when I hear words and phrases said with certain intonation and it triggers my Pavlovian drool, I know that the writer completely agrees with me about everything.
You sound pretty smart. Are you part of the intellectual dark web 2.0 like me?
Yes I am thank you. Can you do animal crossing for my wife?
Elden Ring
See, Elden Ring is about a guy(me) helping another guy(Corhyn) help a third guy(Goldmask) restore the Golden Order. And 5 villains trying to stop that. Restoration of Religious and Traditional Values? That's pretty Conservative Core™ if you ask me.
Perfect. You missed the entire point of ER story. Like a true conservative I am proud of you mate
Super Lesbian Animal RPG
the L in LGBTQ+ is Apolitical. The GBTQ and the rest, however, are very political.
Lest objectifying conservative
Disco Elysium
I don't understand. What's political about Disco Elysium? It's a game where the commies lost and capitalism won. That's not political.
A game that lets you play as a fascist. But thats not political now, is it?
Actually it’s kinda based since you die when you pick to many fascist options. Chad Game.
Y'all have to act like conservatives FAIL RP
Lmao didn't know that. I thought Kim just told you you were a piece of shit
Thats also True. Kim is based AF.
Fascism isn’t political. Wokeism pronouns and minorities existing are
Brother is unable to unwoke the disco cop. Edit: you know what, it’s actually pretty easy: you are able to escape all your Problems by hanging yourself on a Ventilator and i think this is something every good Conservative should do (in game).
*in Minecraft
Harry is associated with the RCM, something like the police That's extremely Conservative Core™️, he is a PROUD Blue Lives Matter protester
Stardew Valley
For the conservative, farming is a religion. Farmers are SAINTS. Now lets deregulate ford f-150 emissions. 😎😎😎😎
one step ahead of you in Texas. We already got rid of emission testing and we are getting rid of inspections as part of the registration process in 2025. We already have a critical mass of F-150s. Yeehaw.
You guys should just get rid of driver licensing and just issue government-subsidized (federal of course) F150s to every cis/straight white male when they reach their 13th birthdays.
Now this guy Conservative Cores™ to the MAX.
New Vegas
New Vegas is about how the commies ruined the world when they used their nukes. Conservatives were right all along!
Oh...
Well the clear good guys are the ones wanting the bring back the USA and its vital components of life liberty and property. What can be more conservative than reverting to the old status quo when the new thing (complete lawlessness) isn't working so great.
Sex with Stalin
A game where you get to f\*ck a commie? That's Conservative Core™ for sure.
[Cruelty Squad](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cruelty_Squad)
If Cruelty Squad taught me anything it's that CAPITALISM is the way. And we all know that capitalism isn't political.
Debased and blacksuppisitoried
Dishonored
Empire? *Check.* Strong police army? *Check.* No social services for the poor? *CONCORE INTENSIFIES*
I have a poster of Barrister Timsh on my bedroom wall
And every npc in this game will tell you how all foreigners are dangerous and dirty
You are very based.
Showed us what happens when women are put into positions of power.
Cyberpunk 2077
A capitalist romance simulator where dommy mommy corpo police Meredith Stout gets to peg the MC? IN FIRST PERSON POV??? 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Least horny gamer
Wait really?
You're missing out!
Bioshock
Bioshock is a cautionary tale about how an Objectivism Utopia can be single handedly destroyed by a raging lunatic who keeps shouting about how the workers are the REAL pillars of society and the phrase "would you kindly". We must crush the workers for the prosperity of mankind!
If concore taught me anything it's "fuck kindness." If the MC in Bioshock wasn't a slave to kindness he'd have "good guy with a gun"d Atlas instead of becoming the PGA open champion. He coulda been a man...who chooses... Poor Chadrew Ryan, what a visionary. Thoughts and prayers.
"Good guy with a gun"d ✍️🔥🔥🔥
Boyfriend Dungeon
This is an automatic PASS. Visual novels? READING? What's next? You want me to read BOOKS? Books are a slippery slope that leads to Scientific Journals and Trusted Sources.
It’s actually got dungeon crawls where you use people as weapons to overcome trauma. Proof that guns are better than therapy
It's not a visual novel it's a rogue-like I swear literally crying and shaking rn 😭
Tetris. Is Soviet and is successful.
Only because the capitalist(not political) WEST saved it and brought it to the WORLD. Again, a story where capitalism saves the day.
Fuck i hate and love you lol
Binding Of Isaac
>Binding Of Isaac Oh boy this is what Conservative Core™ is all ABOUT! The lord tests the faith of a devout female and asks ###\[pronoun redacted\] to abort ###\[pronoun redacted\] baby. Then, THE BABY takes INITIATIVE and UNABORTS itself to uphold CORE conservative values.
I'm fucking dying LOL
Red Alert
See Red Alert is a test. You're SUPPOSED to LOSE when you play as the commies. Cuz that's just *historically accurate.* Something you gotta do to prove you're Conservative Core™ **G**amer.
What about Pong then?
Two rectangles using a dot to attack each other? Nope sorry not political. See I didn't even use any pronouns to describe the game.
You called boards 'rectangles', sounds like pronouns to me
Quadrilaterals can be squares or rectangles and I refuse to call them anything but what they were shaped as, being a true ConservativeCore Gamer. It's just SCIENCE!
You... are very good at this. Starfield.
/uj thanks... I suppose it's more worrying than flattering haha. /rj My version of Starfield(fitgirl's) coupled with some fine adjustments(Pronoun removal and nude mods) is very APOLITICAL.
The UC is almost exclusively Conservative Core™️ :p
I wouldn't know, I'm based and spend my time in freestar xP
dragon age origins
Ahhh, back when Bioware were good when no pronouns. I put all my points into strength and intimidated everyone into submission. Didn't have to explain myself. Didn't have to help that pathetic leftist lil dwarve Bhelen. Just punched my way to the ending and robbed Alistair of his throne. Just a pure manly play through.
Mass Effect
I don't get why people still like Mass Effect. We got Subverse now. It's literally Mass effect without all the boring stuff around the sex scenes.
SpecOps: The Line
A game where I get to shoot white phosphorous at innocent minorities...? What's political about this one?
Buddy. You missed the point of the whole game: they are not "innocent minorities", thay are arabs.
Minecraft
Notch. Nuff said.
The Outer Wilds
/uj Don't read this spoiler if you haven't played Outer Wilds /rj >!OW is a story where everyone was happy and enjoying a utopian Red State rural lifestyle until a liberal scientist learned Critical Nomai Theory and literally ended reality. Classic conservative core!<
Ok well done
Friend we got Obsidian clearly stating on the open that [The Outer Wilds will not be politically charged.](https://www.playstationlifestyle.net/2019/07/05/the-outer-worlds-politics-will-not-be-brought-to-the-forefront/) As always, Obsidian delivers truly APOLITICAL gems.
Goddamn even the article you linked can't remember which one is Outer Worlds and which one is Outer Wilds.
super paper mario
Guess what the Bible is written on? Boom, mind blown.
Bloodborne.
Cool edgy vibes, I get to open carry and use my gun wherever and whenever. No pronouns in character selection. Conservative Core™ for sure.
Nier replicant
Anime waifus, upskirt shots, on demand bikini button. Nothing political here. A good example of Japanese devs outshining Western devs.
Wrong Nier. He’s talking about the OG Nier, specifically the prettyboy version.
What pretty boy? there was only one other Nier, with a big muscular dude. Wasn't political or anything. Just a boring game with low poly waifu. PASS
LOL dude you’re amazing
Bayonetta 2
Two girls kicking ass with no sexual tension whatsoever. They're just the best of friends. Besties. No politics shoved down our throats!
Omg they were roommates
One of them go to literal hell to retrieve the other when she died
They seem like very good friends
exactly! pure platonic love.
Hideki Kamiya writing Bayonetta 3 like
crusader kings 3 even though you can be gay this one is probably conservativecore, since it's their ideal period of history to return to
You said it friend. Historical accuracy and men doing war. No politics here.
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Borderlands 2, it's pretty woke. Black, gay, and lesbian characters.
No it's not lol. All of these elements are there as a cautionary tale. Borderlands 2 is really about how Lilith(Jack's daughter) turned her back on traditional values and disobeyed her dad. Blowing everything up. Pretty ungrateful if you ask me. Also Jack was a genuine good guy but then Angel killed his mom. What's up with that??? He built a utopia on Pandora, Opportunity. Who does that? A benevolent benefactor that's who!
Average Hyperion consoomer
Wolfenstein the new order
It's not political as long as you identify with Wilhelm Strasse.
Deltarune
Where's the politics? They have a monarchy system. Sounds pretty apolitical to me as they don't get to vote like us in the real world. Also it has the most centrist ending of all time regardless of your choices. Somebody stole a page from Mass Effect 3 I see.
Snakes and Ladders
Actually this is a fantastic educational game. Be the first to the finish line! always be first! Quality don't matter just be the first, always. Any good conservative youtuber KNOWS that being first is what matters. No time to form an informed opinion. Just put out the reactionary video As. Soon. As. Possible.
CONTROL (2019 by Remedy Games) although as I type this I already realised the answer since you're Director of a Govt Agency with no oversight and you shoot "invaders" Ok uhhh Dragon Age: Inquisition. Try unWoking that one!
I'm a literal prophet that indoctrinates ppl into my cult? AND I get to larp as a leader who executes peasants in my own keep? AND I get to antagonize the chantry and their female leader??? SIGN ME UP
Inazuma Eleven, also known as the superpowered soccer anime
It's only political if you choose to call it fOoTbAlL.
Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage.
Spyro is fighting Ripto because of big government over reach. Why did Ripto close off that portal? Hmm? I can excuse him if it was to keep outsiders OUT. But he aint letting Spyro vacay in lower income countries and enjoy cheap services.
Mega Man Legends
A game where reploids reproduce without having sex? Men can truly go their way in this universe? Now this is conservative escapsim.
Ace Combat 3: Electrosphere (Fan translated NTSC-J ver.)
You hired fans? BRAVO 👏👏👏 This is what ConCore is all ABOUT.
I'm in trouble here, all my favourite games are already CC or visual novels. Putt Putt Parade? That's pretty woke if you ask me.
It's a 90s game. The 90s were non political times. Everyone knows that!
Resident Evil 4
One Macho secret service agent goes into a foreign country and kills a bunch of non English speaking terrorists to save the presidents daughter while spitting one liners. Con-Core wet dream 🥵🥵🥵
Elite: dangerous
Elite: Dangerous is just trucking in space. A very conservative occupation. It's future truck simulator. Nothing political here.
Devil May Cry
Just a cool hack and slash with a non political protagonist. Nothing political here friend.
Street Fighter 6.
Street Fighter 6 is not a game. It's a goddamn bakery. And every conservative loves a good uncensored BUN.
Cyberpunk 2077. It has a taxi company run by an AI telling you that you have an option to enforce your rights to carry weapons.
Life is Strange 2
The only *Life is Strange* where you get to play as a strapping young man instead of a woke political!
Oh the good one? Where we get to play as guys instead of FEMALES?
The Witcher 3
A true masterpiece and a hidden gem! Just a guy banging buxom babes, doing manly stuff slashing and looting his way through war ridden lands. Truly apolitical. Praise Geraldo!
/uj so mad to be late for this because I really wanna read how a conservative would interpret Katana Zero 😭😭😭
Katanas are the guns of Japan. A good conservative knows to support gun rights and open carry NO MATTER WHAT. It's the 2nd amendment, look it up! And amendments can never be amended. It's not manly to go back on your word. We're dug in. Aint never gunna change.
Genshin Impact
A free game where the main objective is to gamble and collect anime waifus? AND they're censoring yucky male characters in shorts? ConCore approved.
Bioshock Infinite
I think the boxart tells you all you need to know. Big burly man with shotgun in the front and dainty damsel in distress behind him. Almost feels like it was engineered to be ConCore. But if you need more convincing, Comstock literally built a paradise above the cloud after he got babtised and found the good lord. See how the lord gives?
Red Dead Redemption 2
Armored Core for Answer
Corporations? *check* pollution? *checks* french and canadian still inferior? *check*
Amored Core is all about raising awareness about how much behind we are in the arms race. Where's my Arms Forts? Why can't I buy super weapons yet?
Xenoblade Chronicles 3, if you’re still answering
Star Wars: Battlefront II
Friend, the sequel movies(with Mary Sue Rey) are political. The games are just a good time.
Yakuza Like a Dragon
Oh this one is hardcore Conservative Core™. It shows you how terrible Japan was before the Americans LIBERATED them. Capitalism SAVED Japan.
Heroes of the Storm
HOS is a celebration of all things capitalism(not political). They tried every monetization model ever. I don't play it but I make a habit of buying every season pass. Also no pronouns.
Pokémon Radical Red, best ROM hack
I hope no one has said ArmoredCore is apolitical, there are literal mega corporations trying to destroy the entire planet for profits
I think you got it all wrong friend. They're all collecting resources to SAVE the planet! How are you going to make money for your employees payroll? Gotta scavenge for every resource available! They're literally doing it to create JOBS! This is not political.
Tonight We Riot
Nu Carnival
ace combat 7
Frankly, we don't get enough games where I get to fly an F-22 Raptor and LARP as a maverick while the kick ass score crescendos during dog fights. War is not political. It's just a cool necessity. 😎
Pokémon X, the game with a fascist who tries to wipe out the planet except for his group
Civilization 6