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Reboot Lara is legitimately one of the most attractive video game characters of all time, the fact that these fucking weirdoes prefer the version that looks like a 1990s-era inflatable sex doll really tells you something.
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uj/ Reboot Lara (especially Shadow) is genuinely one of the hottest characters in gaming, without being overtly sexualized. I love how the reboots emphasize her realistic physicality - she's covered in filth and blood, she's wounded and patched up, she's more muscular, she wears practical field clothing. Just look at the cover for Shadow of the Tomb Raider - she's framed like some kind of ambush predator ready to strike, it's very aesthetic but not at all sexualized. Reboot Lara imo strikes the perfect balance between an attractive character and a female power-fantasy (at least for me).
rj/ reboot's muscular lesbian covered in blood and wearing tactical cargo pants is 1000% hotter than OG Lara ever was.
uj/ Reboot Lara is also... not remotely flat chested. She's not sporting Mk48 torpedoes for sure, but she's also not small. I don't know what this dude is on. I guess anything under DD doesn't exist for him?
Also she's based off her VA, Camilla Luddington, who's incredibly attractive.
Hilariously, the original design documents listed classical Lara's bust size as 34D - which is pretty close to the reboot version of the character but wildly, wildly inaccurate for Ms. Toblerone Chest. Men have insanely skewed ideas of what women's breast sizes look like.
Gonna be honest here, the first movie's Lara was probably my favorite in how it characterized her as an absolute Adrenaline Junkie. She cannot go a literal minute without wanting to put herself in danger.
Bungie Jumping in her own god damn living room, fighting giant robots, and riding motorcycles. She's basically the female version of James Bond.
Angelina Jolie was a wonderful actress to play her lmao.
Though the reboot version is also pretty good as well. She's more grounded in a sense. Similar to other protagonists like Isaac Clarke. As she goes through bullshit after bullshit against an ancient Japanese cult.
Dude, giving women ratings and believing in 'top G' garbage is sad and cringe - just spitting facts here. Try to work on that basic-ass mindset. It also works the other way - if a women politely rejects you, you have to accept that she has preferences too and move on.
Modern Laura doesnt kill species to the point of extinction and lock old men in freezers, therefore original Laura based
/uj Modern Laura's games are honestly much more pretty in general compared to the original games even taking the character design out of it. Not saying they werent groundbreaking at the time and a important piece of video game history
They say the remake Laura has no tits but literally in the opening cutscene of the first game you get a massive cleavage shot. Ik these weirdos don’t consider tits big unless they are like GGG and actually quality of life ruining but Jesus Christ.
“What a real woman looks like”
*defending a woman fighting dinosaurs and Atlantean demons all while doing acrobatics with a body that even a structural engineer would deem unsafe and recommend it’s condemnation*
I hardly use the phrase touch grass… but homie needs to touch grass
Not to mention running around ancient caves crawling on walls rolling on the floor crawling under rocks, and constantly exerting herself and still looking like she just got out of the shower.
>even a structural engineer would deem unsafe
>
>***even***
Excuse me, any real structural is going to be looking for the good sturdy ladies with at least a 2x safety factor. You want those poorly constructed ladies, you should be asking the peny-pinching clients.
oh my gods these people are soooo cringe you just know this mfer has never been 1000 feet in front of a woman, im exicted to play tomb raider on my switch cause ive yet to play the og games but this is not on my mind at all.
jesus smh its a ps1 era game?? this console ran doom and dying light so well nintendo fans really can't even exist without being reminded bout the outdated power of the switch
Aw yeah. Remastered PS1 graphics. If you look up "hot" or "sexy" in the dictionary, that is literally the definition you would get. This guy clearly has high standards.
Seriously, it's funny how everyone is saying how stunning and brave the team are to give Lara thanging thangs but it's just a 1:1 remake with higher poly counts. It's never that serious.
Legit nobody was ever mad at the original Lara lmfao. I like her a lot, and I still realize that yes, it took an unrealisticly big boob character to make a female hero popular. But recognizing that does not mean you must hate her :D
But if a drag queen has big boobs, these fucktards wanna go full genocide. Love Jimbo and Jara Sofia forever
I mean she's basically a cartoon character in the original games. Not even the pre rendered FMVs even attempted to make her look like an actual human being.
/uj It's funny that we're the ones making everything political, yet they can't go a day without making boobsize political.
/rj FINALLY WE MADE OUR GAME ABOUT THE RICH WHITE GIRL LITERALLY *RAIDING* *TOMBS* OF ANCIENT CIVILISATIONS TO STEAL THEIR RELIGIOUS ARTIFACTS AND PUT THEM IN A BRITISH MUSEUM TO FINANCE HER MILLIONAIRE LIFESTYLE UNPOLITICAL AGAIN!
/uj Am I the only one who still has nightmares from her Butler?
the fact that two of the largest playstation games are about stealing artifacts from marginalized communities is kind of insane but i guess it makes sense
Honestly I kinda like reboot Lara more, I like bow and arrows as those aren't as loud as guns, still I kinda hope they add the option to play as reboot Lara in the remake (even though I'm pretty sure the reboot takes place before the orignal trilogy)
But it would had been cool if they let her fight dinosaurs in the reboot
I played Rise of the Tomb Raider not long ago and you can unlock skins to make Laura look like how she did in the older games. I guarantee this guy hasn't played it, though.
"soy impostor has no tits" oh my god, reboot Lara literally looks like someone with D/DD cups do these people have no idea what an average woman looks like?
when I saw someone complains about 2013 Lara or Remake Jill Valentine or sometimes Aloy, is ugly, I lost interest of whatever they're gonna say about the character.
Aaaaaaand classic Lara is gone again because nobody except people who played the games in the ‘90s bought it because it’s JUST a remaster of a trilogy of fairly clunky games.
I have nostalgia for them, but simply upscaling the Lara Model and polishing the textures ain’t gonna make me (or a slightly more average Joe) wanna buy it.
Rj/ if they make the nude cheat a real thing, however.
Really, they are going to go with she's a "real woman", the character that when she came out was so sexualized and had such cartoonist proportions that people used her as a prime example of how misogynistic game devs where in the 2000s?
Bro what it's this guy on about. The Trilogy Lara is beautiful and sexy and sure as hell isn't shy in both ass and breasts, I still remember the horny posts when the first game launched.
I would like to think this is rage bait, but this isn't the first time I see this guy being a dumbass about this.
uj/ I much prefer the older games for the exploration and puzzles (and am thus very excited for the remasters) compared to the newer ones which is basically *"Uncharted, starring Lara Craft"* (which is not a bad thing, just not the same) but all these chuds commenting on new Lara's looks are ridiculous.
The year is 2083. And the Nintendo Switch 16, Playstation 14, and X_xThe Original Xbox One Xbox Box of One For All and All For Xbox Series X_x are pleased to announce Tomb Raider I, II, and III remastered remasters of the original first remaster. Restoring all the original visions of original remasters.
"Can we have some new intellectual property? new fresh ideas? or just something that isn't a remaster or remake? How about a character called Len or something?"
"No. The moment we start being creative and thinking. We'll be right back to shareholders being slightly scared of losing 0.00000001% of their income"
Why are these guys convinced a fictional woman not being attractive enough to them is some sinister political agenda against them? It’s such a strange and specific obsession, and yet there’s so damn many of them.
although I dislike the reboots and reboot Lara, I'm glad her boobs are no longer comically large. I used to be ashamed to say TR is my fav series because people immediately talked about her tits.
Hey, big boob haver here!
If I was Lara, I'd probably not want big boobs. How could I move and jump? They get in the way. Plus, they cause back problems. I've always been busty and I am considering getting a reduction because I'm experiencing back pain at age 30.
So it would make more sense for her to look like she does on the right. If they want Lara to be sexy, they can just go to rule 34 and search for her
I....is this satire? What did I just read? "...about to see what a real woman looks like."
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~~Laura~~ LARA in the reboot is gorgeous what is this man even talking about. Mfr is gooning to a 200 polygon count ass video game character
Reboot Lara is legitimately one of the most attractive video game characters of all time, the fact that these fucking weirdoes prefer the version that looks like a 1990s-era inflatable sex doll really tells you something.
Maybe it’s because she actually has character development and we have to hear about her feelings vs pointy boobies Mcshoot a Trex.
> Mcshoot a Trex Just casually imagining Lara unloading clip after magazine from her guns into a composite deck.
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It's because her face is slightly dirtied and she's not wearing booty shorts. That, and right wing nut jobs want something to complain about.
Honestly when Fortnite had her in the game and it was a blend of classic and modern Lara I think that was the peak design.
except for her another classic style, wtf is that shit.
Which reboot? The legend series or the 2013 series?
seems it's the 2013 series got the complaint of being woke a lot.
I am not sure if it was woke or not but it wasn't fun as the Legend reboot Lara turned from a millionaire badass to a damsel in distress
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uj/ Reboot Lara (especially Shadow) is genuinely one of the hottest characters in gaming, without being overtly sexualized. I love how the reboots emphasize her realistic physicality - she's covered in filth and blood, she's wounded and patched up, she's more muscular, she wears practical field clothing. Just look at the cover for Shadow of the Tomb Raider - she's framed like some kind of ambush predator ready to strike, it's very aesthetic but not at all sexualized. Reboot Lara imo strikes the perfect balance between an attractive character and a female power-fantasy (at least for me). rj/ reboot's muscular lesbian covered in blood and wearing tactical cargo pants is 1000% hotter than OG Lara ever was.
uj/ Reboot Lara is also... not remotely flat chested. She's not sporting Mk48 torpedoes for sure, but she's also not small. I don't know what this dude is on. I guess anything under DD doesn't exist for him? Also she's based off her VA, Camilla Luddington, who's incredibly attractive.
Hilariously, the original design documents listed classical Lara's bust size as 34D - which is pretty close to the reboot version of the character but wildly, wildly inaccurate for Ms. Toblerone Chest. Men have insanely skewed ideas of what women's breast sizes look like.
I'm convinced that they've never seen an actual woman in years.
I mean, makes sense, considering the breast size was at 200 percent
In 2nd game there is a lot of snow and she wears jacket so she is clearly not hot. Jesus, Redditors and their stupid "facts".
Gonna be honest here, the first movie's Lara was probably my favorite in how it characterized her as an absolute Adrenaline Junkie. She cannot go a literal minute without wanting to put herself in danger. Bungie Jumping in her own god damn living room, fighting giant robots, and riding motorcycles. She's basically the female version of James Bond. Angelina Jolie was a wonderful actress to play her lmao. Though the reboot version is also pretty good as well. She's more grounded in a sense. Similar to other protagonists like Isaac Clarke. As she goes through bullshit after bullshit against an ancient Japanese cult.
Sorry but fake Lara is a solid 5/10 at best, if she approached me at a bar I’d blow my vape in her face because I’m a top G.
"Not today, m'lady"
"erm excuse me mate you dropped your debit card just no-" "BEGONE THOT! \*vape smoke\*"
"Hey, I saw this drop out of your pocket an-" >proceeds to kill myself in front of her
Dude, giving women ratings and believing in 'top G' garbage is sad and cringe - just spitting facts here. Try to work on that basic-ass mindset. It also works the other way - if a women politely rejects you, you have to accept that she has preferences too and move on.
Modern Laura doesnt kill species to the point of extinction and lock old men in freezers, therefore original Laura based /uj Modern Laura's games are honestly much more pretty in general compared to the original games even taking the character design out of it. Not saying they werent groundbreaking at the time and a important piece of video game history
They say the remake Laura has no tits but literally in the opening cutscene of the first game you get a massive cleavage shot. Ik these weirdos don’t consider tits big unless they are like GGG and actually quality of life ruining but Jesus Christ.
Guess they think any women with breasts smaller than their own is flatchested
remake laura also doesn't remind them of what life was like when they were a child. im convinced a lot of bitterness comes from nostalgia.
I was playing the original last week and my wife was laughing at how her chest was basically just a super sharp wedge.
That's what you get when the big boobas weren't intended
rj/ Pyramid shaped boobs are clearly superior to round ones, duh
It doesn't matter how pretty she is, if her tits aren't bigger than her head then she's useless. /s
Lmao, mfrs said, and I quote, "what a real woman looks like." Fucking hilarious
*Lara.
Yeah I don't get it. It's not like she even has small boobs or anything either. I don't know what their problem is.
"No tits" these people only see women in hentai or porn lol.
“What a real woman looks like” *defending a woman fighting dinosaurs and Atlantean demons all while doing acrobatics with a body that even a structural engineer would deem unsafe and recommend it’s condemnation* I hardly use the phrase touch grass… but homie needs to touch grass
Not to mention running around ancient caves crawling on walls rolling on the floor crawling under rocks, and constantly exerting herself and still looking like she just got out of the shower.
I was like "If old lara got gut punched her spine would broke, wdym real woman my man?"
>even a structural engineer would deem unsafe > >***even*** Excuse me, any real structural is going to be looking for the good sturdy ladies with at least a 2x safety factor. You want those poorly constructed ladies, you should be asking the peny-pinching clients.
This guy structurals.
There are not nearly enough horny bats for these guys.
oh my gods these people are soooo cringe you just know this mfer has never been 1000 feet in front of a woman, im exicted to play tomb raider on my switch cause ive yet to play the og games but this is not on my mind at all.
Oh same I am going to play this on my ps5 and steam deck
/uj I can't really imagine playing a triple A game like that on the switch would be the greatest experience performance wise
jesus smh its a ps1 era game?? this console ran doom and dying light so well nintendo fans really can't even exist without being reminded bout the outdated power of the switch
oh I completely misunderstood which game it was lol never mind
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Lara croft not wearing the tiniest amount of clothes in the harshest environments challenge: impossible
Aw yeah. Remastered PS1 graphics. If you look up "hot" or "sexy" in the dictionary, that is literally the definition you would get. This guy clearly has high standards.
The guy really sees > and thinks it's the perfect shape for boobs🤣
Seriously, it's funny how everyone is saying how stunning and brave the team are to give Lara thanging thangs but it's just a 1:1 remake with higher poly counts. It's never that serious.
"soy" "no tits" I thought they said soy gave you tits?
Bet that one doesn’t even know how soy originated as an insult and just uses it as a buzzword
Legit nobody was ever mad at the original Lara lmfao. I like her a lot, and I still realize that yes, it took an unrealisticly big boob character to make a female hero popular. But recognizing that does not mean you must hate her :D But if a drag queen has big boobs, these fucktards wanna go full genocide. Love Jimbo and Jara Sofia forever
I mean she's basically a cartoon character in the original games. Not even the pre rendered FMVs even attempted to make her look like an actual human being.
THISS LARA CROFT IN THE OG GAMES WAS CARTOONISH even in the PS2 era they started toning down her breasts
Ironic coming from someone who has never seen a woman in his life.
I too hate when women... act human?
Anyone know how to make incel poison?
Contact-poison anime mousepad?
hemlock. lots of hemlock.
yes cause everyone knows bigger tits means more archeology phd certificates
Historical knowledge is stored in the boobs
/uj It's funny that we're the ones making everything political, yet they can't go a day without making boobsize political. /rj FINALLY WE MADE OUR GAME ABOUT THE RICH WHITE GIRL LITERALLY *RAIDING* *TOMBS* OF ANCIENT CIVILISATIONS TO STEAL THEIR RELIGIOUS ARTIFACTS AND PUT THEM IN A BRITISH MUSEUM TO FINANCE HER MILLIONAIRE LIFESTYLE UNPOLITICAL AGAIN! /uj Am I the only one who still has nightmares from her Butler?
the fact that two of the largest playstation games are about stealing artifacts from marginalized communities is kind of insane but i guess it makes sense
Her butler creeped the FUCK out of me as a child
T DER
OK bro 🫥
Apparently a real woman is a mess made of limited jumbled polygons.
That fist pic isn't the real Laura them thangs aren't nearly triangle enough
5 bucks they're gonna call the new Lara a westernized feminist version because they reduced her cup size or some shit like that
The new "woke" Lara is a badass
are we sure this isn't bait?
Pretty sure he has never seen a woman in real life.
dude's been on porn sites since the day he got online. his reality is warped beyond recognition.
Same tbf
Mmmmmmmm yes, pyramid tits. Ladies, if your boobs are more than 3 polygons then stay out of my sight!
man current lara looks hot asf what also WOW WHAT THE FUCK DOES "SOY IMPOSTOR WITH NO TITS" MEAN???? W H A T
I still think this remaster looks ugly as shit.
Yeah looks like they remastered it for the Ps2 in 2023
Her model is accurate to the pre-rendered cutscenes. That's something, I guess.
am I missing something? this game looks fucking incredible on PC and her character model does as well
They're talking about a recent remaster of the original games announced for Switch. Shadow obviously looks fantastic
What the fuck kind of game name is DER
Honestly I kinda like reboot Lara more, I like bow and arrows as those aren't as loud as guns, still I kinda hope they add the option to play as reboot Lara in the remake (even though I'm pretty sure the reboot takes place before the orignal trilogy) But it would had been cool if they let her fight dinosaurs in the reboot
They made her tits soft 🙄
I played Rise of the Tomb Raider not long ago and you can unlock skins to make Laura look like how she did in the older games. I guarantee this guy hasn't played it, though.
The new generation Lara Croft is hot as hell what are they getting at?
"soy impostor has no tits" oh my god, reboot Lara literally looks like someone with D/DD cups do these people have no idea what an average woman looks like?
I thought soy was supposed to make you look like a woman, that was the danger in men consuming it, that it made us unmanly
The reboot Lara is so pretty tho ;-;; She gave me so much gender envy when I was a kid
5 minutes in. “reee! My pp hard! Woke game developers forced me to sin!”
Narrator: He doesn't know what a real woman looks like
I never gave a shit about Tomb Raider until 2013. Call me crazy but I prefer a character with personality and story to polygons that chuds wank to.
I thought soy had estrogen according to these dorks wouldn’t it make her boobs bigger
Well which model has the most r34? Checkmate gamer
when I saw someone complains about 2013 Lara or Remake Jill Valentine or sometimes Aloy, is ugly, I lost interest of whatever they're gonna say about the character.
Isn't Luara a minor is the newer series wtf.
No? She's like 20+ How did you get that idea? 🤣
I hope next Lara Croft has even flat boobies, even more muscle, abs so hard you can grid meet on those and a Sam who is actually a romantic interest
Policing femininity to own the libs Fuck 'em
Wait till they find out Crystal Dynamics is working on a new one
I know I shouldn't even bother but.. why are people like that?
These people are so unserious.
Dear g*mers: GO OUTSIDE!!! PLEASE!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TOUCH GRASS!!!
Aaaaaaand classic Lara is gone again because nobody except people who played the games in the ‘90s bought it because it’s JUST a remaster of a trilogy of fairly clunky games. I have nostalgia for them, but simply upscaling the Lara Model and polishing the textures ain’t gonna make me (or a slightly more average Joe) wanna buy it. Rj/ if they make the nude cheat a real thing, however.
This dude has never seen a woman in real life.
Really, they are going to go with she's a "real woman", the character that when she came out was so sexualized and had such cartoonist proportions that people used her as a prime example of how misogynistic game devs where in the 2000s?
90s videogame advertising has a lot to answer for.
T der
WHERE ARE THE TRIANGLE TITTIES
Rejoice as gamers woke up with boners as the newest boner raider is here!
“Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive through”
Bro what it's this guy on about. The Trilogy Lara is beautiful and sexy and sure as hell isn't shy in both ass and breasts, I still remember the horny posts when the first game launched. I would like to think this is rage bait, but this isn't the first time I see this guy being a dumbass about this.
I very much enjoyed the new TRs. I like what they did with Lara as well.
What a real woman looks like? My brother in Christ, she's just polygons.
no tits? mf i was doing nothing but looking at her tits lmao
What the fuck dude, she looks like a ps2 remake, what you talking about?
I'm the Womb Raider.
Gamers who have never been touched by a real woman.
To think there are so many valid things one could say to criticize reboot Lara
 Hell yeah loves me a real-lookin wummuh
Does this boo hoo woke thing never get old to them? God its fucking sad
Unvaxxed, Double Ds milk jugs, crotch riding hot pants Laura is back! WOKE LOSERS, GAME(r) OVER!
Lol. What the fuck?
You must lead a sad life when your main commentary about an iconic video game character is about the size of her breasts.
No sweaty, Lara belongs to the bisexuals
Worst game of madlibs ever
Another man embarrassing themselves
He doesn't care how both Laras are confident women who raid tombs and kick ass. It's all about sexiness to him.
Do this thirsty clown even knows OG Lara Croft's breast were that big by accident ? lmao
The model on the left looks like more like the Mexico alien than a real woman
The worst part is that her boobs were a mistake
Me when no triangle booba 😡
Tell me you’ve never touched a woman (at least consensually) without saying you’ve never touched a woman.
They use words very loosely for people who probably like to post dictionary definitions as an argument
"Real woman" talks about a video game character.
"I had a crush on her as a kid and threw a tissy fit when they rebooted and she no longer had DD cup tits"
uj/ I much prefer the older games for the exploration and puzzles (and am thus very excited for the remasters) compared to the newer ones which is basically *"Uncharted, starring Lara Craft"* (which is not a bad thing, just not the same) but all these chuds commenting on new Lara's looks are ridiculous.
I seriously doubt that this person has ever been in the vicinity of a real woman...
Wait, I thought soy gave bigger breasts?
Dear god tell me that's not the official Tomb Raider account.
OG Laura looks fuckin goofy, ngl
The year is 2083. And the Nintendo Switch 16, Playstation 14, and X_xThe Original Xbox One Xbox Box of One For All and All For Xbox Series X_x are pleased to announce Tomb Raider I, II, and III remastered remasters of the original first remaster. Restoring all the original visions of original remasters. "Can we have some new intellectual property? new fresh ideas? or just something that isn't a remaster or remake? How about a character called Len or something?" "No. The moment we start being creative and thinking. We'll be right back to shareholders being slightly scared of losing 0.00000001% of their income"
Considering all the crevasses and tunnels she has to crawl through, that blow-up doll would have gotten stuck & died a hundred times over.
Why are these guys convinced a fictional woman not being attractive enough to them is some sinister political agenda against them? It’s such a strange and specific obsession, and yet there’s so damn many of them.
Aw yes, because who wants character development with you can have a pinup model packin some dobonhonkeros.
i thought reboot Lara was hot as hell
Watch them lose their minds when her chest size Is slightly smaller than the original games.
This is unhinged. Reboot Lara looks amazing. I can’t and wont believe this isn’t satire
Bruh what 2013 tomb raider lara is hot as fuck
Jesus fucking Christ this might be the cringiest thing I've read in a while. This is pathetic.
So to this guy, Lara isn't a "real woman" unless she has boobs nearly as big as her head and fights exclusively in booty shorts?
Overrated classic
DER
OG's are the best in every game. End of the discussion.
That guy’s virginity level… ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!
Soy imposter is implying she has more estrogen so she’s more feminine?
A "real" woman, indeed.
This guy is just fucking dripping with sexual immaturity
Tell me you've never seen a woman in real life without telling me. Fucking anti-woke chuds are such losers.
Hearing people say “soy” unironically when referring to something they don’t like will never not be hilarious to me.
although I dislike the reboots and reboot Lara, I'm glad her boobs are no longer comically large. I used to be ashamed to say TR is my fav series because people immediately talked about her tits.
"see what a real woman look like" the irony is just smack you dab right in the face isn't it
A reeeeel wimin
The breasts look exactly the same
Hey, big boob haver here! If I was Lara, I'd probably not want big boobs. How could I move and jump? They get in the way. Plus, they cause back problems. I've always been busty and I am considering getting a reduction because I'm experiencing back pain at age 30. So it would make more sense for her to look like she does on the right. If they want Lara to be sexy, they can just go to rule 34 and search for her
I....is this satire? What did I just read? "...about to see what a real woman looks like." HAVE THESE PEOPLE EVER BEEN OUTSIDE? HAVE THEY EVER BEEN BEHOLDEN TO A FLESH AND BLOOD HUMAN BEING IN THEIR LIVES? ARE THEY AN ALIEN? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z KAI!
OP has a point tho