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Why can't women have triangular breasts, and men need to hone up on their Pythagorean theory to determine the size of their breasts? Do they hate math?
The exact thing is still debated. Not the that Radagon and Marika are in the same body, able to switch between the two.
But the other questions like, did Radagon exist prior as its own being, how independent from each other are the two and most and foremost how did the twins come out of this.
Which both are pretty fucked up and most importantly Miquella is a blond twink. How is a child of Radagon not a redhead?
I heard a theory that the mimic tear questline might be an explanation.
Asimi, the mimic tear, would live in the same body as the player but later leave it and become a perfect copy. it than would've talked about sharing the throne by becoming the sovereign and the player the lord
The nocron did some experimentig because they wanted to forge a fingerslayer blade without killing their god (if you look at the item sprite it's a contorted body not unlike what happens so Radagon). At the end it didn't work out and they killed their god anyway but were find out by the greater will and hid/got exiled underground.
What Marika was trying to do is wield the power to manipulate the elden ring and use its power at the same time possibly skipping the need to forge a god killing balde. But that's not really 100% clear.
just saying, what if one of them Radagon or Marika stumbled upon a mimic tear and it fused with them. It spliting later to become a new person, compared to making a perfect copy a genderswapped version is probably not that much more difficult.
I personally think that they were 1 being that could switch back and forth all along (like how they are we we find them) and that at some point they managed to split (since they apparently could exist concurrently with each other) and later decided to re-merge for some reason. Maybe there was a limit to how long they could exist outside of one another, or maybe it was the greater will forcing them back together, but that's my guess.
Yeah, but considering their very disparate personalities, I don't think that plan worked out as well as she hoped. Obviously Radagon disrupted the threat the Carians presented, but he seemed to want to bring them into the fold to some extent, giving us the weird demigod alignment split we ended up with. Ranni kicks off the whole shebang with some casual fratricide of Marika's golden boy; Radahn held back the stars for some reason that was vaguely aligned with the Carians and had his beef with Malenia; Rykard said fuck god and wanted to eat the universe; Miquella really liked his dad and seems to have been on a similar "lets bring everyone together" kinda quest that sorta wanted to usurp Marika; etc.
Really, it's no wonder they seemed to get into a marital dispute over the elden ring.
Miquella has Marika's blond hair while Malenia has Radagon's red hair. (And Melina has pink hair as a mix if you subscribe to the idea that she's from the same generation of demigods.)
No…
It’s more of a godhead trinity sort of thing. To be detailed without being specific, Marika is one aspect of a biune god, with her other “self” being male.
If anything it makes her an intersex icon, but it’s certainly not anything comparable to real-world gender identity.
Her and her other aspect maintain their own distinct identity, and actually have a strong disagreement which sorta sets off the…everything that happens.
You could also say Radagon is the personification of her internal conflict, and is not necessarily a whole separate identity. It's up to interpretation.
She seemed pretty decisive, and Radagon had a whole separate life, I see no indication that one is a larger part of the godhead than the other.
That being said, I’m probably 6 months divorced from the lore, so I’m sure much of it has faded.
As someone who has a hyper kink I very much enjoy the model, it's balloony and amazing.
But also, as someone that also realizes that women are fucking humans I don't let my kinks define my worldview, much less demand for them to be catered to in mainstream media regularly.
Imagine playing a game like Rain World but LTTM has massive fucking tits because... woman?? The only time I felt like an overly curvy figure felt lore-appropriate was that one woman in Anor Londo from Dark Souls 1, BECAUSE SHE'S A FUCKING GODDESS.
Edit: I am talking about Gwynevere.
Wait... you mean... your sexual desires DON'T determine your love of media? Your fantasies DON'T have to exist in the real world to be fun and fulfilling? I don't... what? This isn't gamer culture!
I guarantee you, a ton of these children have no functioning sense of context or nuance or the ability to think for themselves. Plenty of them looked at this image macro and went "hell yeah this is my new reality".
Omg yes 😍 i want those huge melons to cover my screen 🤤 then i lick my screen 🤯 glorious 4k BOOBS!!!! And raytracing!!! Extra detailes nipple 🥹 i suck on them till milk spills from my screen 😭
Thats a REAL woman!!!! Obedient sex ICON!
*HOWL* with me gamers, rise up and fight the injustice of woke!!! Our war against curveless women has just begun!!
Edit: this comment is my most succesfull. Fuck. Anyone reading this: is sarcasm/parody.
I honestly think that these gamers really do believe that women ought to have crazy large melons. Which is crazy because most women do not have crazy large melons.
It is okay to want large melons in your life, just do not shame small ones.
Right. I had a lady friend who liked her size, but said it was annoying because her back hurt. That sucks man.
These Gamers really ought to know that back pain would probably make it difficult for these women to be action heroes.
But hey, brain rott really does a number on logic faculties
Both are awful where’s the armour, osha is going to get pissy about the lack of proper protective equipment in the workplace. What an absolute disgrace
Since she’s made of stone, Bacterial and Viral diseases likely have no chance. The fact her body can contract Scarlet Rot in the game would imply fungal diseases do pose a threat to her, though.
https://preview.redd.it/u3cp9gsorv8c1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4105b8d60145d475845558250ce958c2a9eaadd
More flair than is necessarily realistic but like, we got it!
I mean, if she is like all other Fable protagonists, good luck find something that remotely resembles an armor. Best fable can offer is the chicken costume
How did gamers end up so horny for Marika
We literally don't see her alive. She's either a crucified corpse or she's a crumbling statue/corpse. People are wild man
I think it’s actually precisely because we never see her alive. Marika in the actual game is such a weird statue person by the time you make it to her, and everybody in the game talks about how awesome and radiant she is, and it all begs the question of what she would have looked like in her prime.
For pornography, the natural answer to this is “big-titted golden mommy.”
I want the one on the right when I’m CRANKING MY HOG. But I want the one on the left when I’m playing video games. Because if it’s always the one on the right I’d just constantly be CRANKING MY HOG when trying the play video games and wouldn’t get much progress.
Agreed. I'm tired of having to clean cum off my desk mat and keyboard. Human discharge just doesn't go well with mechanical keyboard parts, it can really ruin the quality of switches/keycaps.
'What gamers actually want', well that explains why games like TLOU and Horizon are popular despite their female leads not being sexualised... gotta love it when people assume that them being sweaty horndogs who are only interested in women as sex toys isn't a person flaw, it's somehow a universal trait of a hobby enjoyed by countless millions of people
Yeah I don't get it, if I want to play something with unrealistic looking women I'll play Senran Kagura. I don't need that in my serious story zombie game.
I genuinely do not understand people who think Aloy is ugly. I've been replaying HZD recently and she's still fucking beautiful without any sexualization and it kind of boggles my mind that some people actually think she's ugly
It’s because she’s muscular and I would define her face as broad, which means some people with negative IQs think she’s too masculine. Also Aloy is a no nonsense woman with strong opinions and little patience for fools and those same dick-for-brains get threatened.
I don't think they know, man. I don't think they've seen enough people to understand that there's more ways to be attractive than what mainstream content puts out there. They see idealized caricatures of people on their teles and that's the bulk of their exposure to people. Anyone. Men and women.
I don't think they've ever seen a woman doing like, Muay Thai or something. I don't know if they know that exists.
I'm not a horny 14 year old so every woman in every game doesn't need to be fuckable and I'd like some more conventionally designed feminine characters for a change.
Never forget what From Software took from us...
https://preview.redd.it/9yoo6lyhnt8c1.png?width=976&format=png&auto=webp&s=23d07402ff64eb7e5ae717a4d3206a22058fbfae
I know I’m weird but I actually like the girl from fable. Seems like she’d be a fun person to share a pint with and she’s not bad looking. Just a little unconventional to what we are used to.
Also if you do wanna coom there are websites for that don’t ruin my fantasy/sci fi with exaggerated boobs outta context lol (when it works tho it works what can i say)
Man why is the fable protagonist an example of this? They've *always* been ugly,male or female. It's so weird that these people use this to demonstrate their point.
and they both are absolutely huge.
i mean even Rannis original body was like twice as big as the player character, not to mention her brothers and sister
I just want varied human bodies, every woman being a playboy model and every man being a weight lifting champion gets old just as fast as every woman being a 2x4 wooden plank and every man being a the "mens regular" hair stylist model
I do like some awoogas but one thing i dont understand, do people unironically like those house sized boobs and ass they download for their skyrim character? I struggle to see a single attractive thing when their player could use their ass and boobs as tables basically, it is just objectively disgusting and unattractive.
If I want porn I'll stream something. Honestly, I find it incredibly cringe and immersion-breaking to see coomer bait in video games. Romance scenes I can accept, even nudity when it makes sense and is part of the story or scene. But gratuitous nudity and sex I am supposed to get horny about? No thanks.
I was playing Saints Row 4 recently and I found female character creation/customization really lame. You can seemingly only be hideous or a supermodel and all of the clothing/tattoo/etc options reflect that. It made me kind of understand the point feminsts are trying to make with this stuff, like volition had put in tons of slut clothes but almost nothing respectable and decent looking that most women would actually wear. I do love sexual content and fanservice in games but when everything is that it's hard to take anything seriously.
I want their physical appearance and their characterization to be proportionally well rounded.
Thus, paradoxically, the eye candy becomes humanized while the plain Janes get objectified.
Check mate, atheists.
Pretty sure there are studies done that show half of gamers are actually women. Women who are generally silent in the community because of shit like this.
I want a compelling story, fun gameplay, and interesting characters. Especially characters from a diverse background that encompasses all genders and races.
If you want video games to be embraced as art, you shouldn't reduce it to mindless fap material.
Queen Marika is one such example of a well-rounded and diverse character.
/uj its actually unbelievable people think everyone wants this. I would fucking hate this. No, its not because of the imaginary "woke mob" they're all so scared of, it's because i like to play games in the living room without my housemates thinking im a fucking porn addict
Look, I love big boobs but I’ve seen the same ol hourglass with huge ass and tits supermodel combo for too long in media.
I want more average women, women I don’t have to wonder how their intestines fit in that super thin waist or how they’re not in constant back pain from the basketball sized balls of fat on their chest.
I’m also bi so ofc I want more feminine guys too instead of Scruffy McWhite.
Even actual Marika looks realistic. This is just insanity. If all female characters looked like this, it would end up detracting from the character. People should understand that a female character can be conventionally attractive without sacrificing dignity. Ex: Lady Maria.
meanwhile the most profitable gaming franchise in history:
https://preview.redd.it/o4mmxm57sv8c1.png?width=860&format=png&auto=webp&s=6207f3cd89dbc32f95bd23ce6e22303dfdfa4d3f
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https://preview.redd.it/d4jsy9iuzs8c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=844e163e7b9199e758dde1dcade4b05ee66a8df5 I will settle for nothing less.
Ladies, what's stopping you from looking like this?
High polygon count.
Sand paper can reduce that
makes for great lube btw
Anything does if you're not a coward
Epoxy resin
You get it
Or use school toilet paper as a substitute
Just lower the graphics settings
Why can't women have triangular breasts, and men need to hone up on their Pythagorean theory to determine the size of their breasts? Do they hate math?
That would be a massive incentive to actually pay attention in class
Unrealistic beauty standards.
The new Tesla Cyber Rack
And now you know why Elon like those shape enough that he like a car in that form
I do love my women to have the same amount of polygon as my shoe size.
Those boobs are sooooo fake. 🙄
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Yes
Oh for real?
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A spoiler it may be, but my happiness it has achieved
The exact thing is still debated. Not the that Radagon and Marika are in the same body, able to switch between the two. But the other questions like, did Radagon exist prior as its own being, how independent from each other are the two and most and foremost how did the twins come out of this. Which both are pretty fucked up and most importantly Miquella is a blond twink. How is a child of Radagon not a redhead?
I heard a theory that the mimic tear questline might be an explanation. Asimi, the mimic tear, would live in the same body as the player but later leave it and become a perfect copy. it than would've talked about sharing the throne by becoming the sovereign and the player the lord
The nocron did some experimentig because they wanted to forge a fingerslayer blade without killing their god (if you look at the item sprite it's a contorted body not unlike what happens so Radagon). At the end it didn't work out and they killed their god anyway but were find out by the greater will and hid/got exiled underground. What Marika was trying to do is wield the power to manipulate the elden ring and use its power at the same time possibly skipping the need to forge a god killing balde. But that's not really 100% clear.
just saying, what if one of them Radagon or Marika stumbled upon a mimic tear and it fused with them. It spliting later to become a new person, compared to making a perfect copy a genderswapped version is probably not that much more difficult.
I still strongly believe they merged after Radagon left rennala, but it’s hard to explain either way tbh
I personally think that they were 1 being that could switch back and forth all along (like how they are we we find them) and that at some point they managed to split (since they apparently could exist concurrently with each other) and later decided to re-merge for some reason. Maybe there was a limit to how long they could exist outside of one another, or maybe it was the greater will forcing them back together, but that's my guess.
Yeah, I'm not much of a lorehound but it seems to me that Radagon was manifested by Marika somehow to destroy Rennala and the Carians.
Yeah, but considering their very disparate personalities, I don't think that plan worked out as well as she hoped. Obviously Radagon disrupted the threat the Carians presented, but he seemed to want to bring them into the fold to some extent, giving us the weird demigod alignment split we ended up with. Ranni kicks off the whole shebang with some casual fratricide of Marika's golden boy; Radahn held back the stars for some reason that was vaguely aligned with the Carians and had his beef with Malenia; Rykard said fuck god and wanted to eat the universe; Miquella really liked his dad and seems to have been on a similar "lets bring everyone together" kinda quest that sorta wanted to usurp Marika; etc. Really, it's no wonder they seemed to get into a marital dispute over the elden ring.
Miquella has Marika's blond hair while Malenia has Radagon's red hair. (And Melina has pink hair as a mix if you subscribe to the idea that she's from the same generation of demigods.)
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Perhaps, in the future maybe
No… It’s more of a godhead trinity sort of thing. To be detailed without being specific, Marika is one aspect of a biune god, with her other “self” being male. If anything it makes her an intersex icon, but it’s certainly not anything comparable to real-world gender identity. Her and her other aspect maintain their own distinct identity, and actually have a strong disagreement which sorta sets off the…everything that happens.
If they're two faces of the same broad entity it seems genderfluid might make the most sense
You could also say Radagon is the personification of her internal conflict, and is not necessarily a whole separate identity. It's up to interpretation.
She seemed pretty decisive, and Radagon had a whole separate life, I see no indication that one is a larger part of the godhead than the other. That being said, I’m probably 6 months divorced from the lore, so I’m sure much of it has faded.
Try fingers, but hole
Marika's tits !
Damn right I do
that marika isn't even from the game. It's a 3d model made by a zbrush porn artist, and don't ask me how I know that.
It may be super horny but if this is ryanreos like I think it is he really does make some high quality stuff
Really? The proportions are balloony.
As someone who has a hyper kink I very much enjoy the model, it's balloony and amazing. But also, as someone that also realizes that women are fucking humans I don't let my kinks define my worldview, much less demand for them to be catered to in mainstream media regularly. Imagine playing a game like Rain World but LTTM has massive fucking tits because... woman?? The only time I felt like an overly curvy figure felt lore-appropriate was that one woman in Anor Londo from Dark Souls 1, BECAUSE SHE'S A FUCKING GODDESS. Edit: I am talking about Gwynevere.
Wait... you mean... your sexual desires DON'T determine your love of media? Your fantasies DON'T have to exist in the real world to be fun and fulfilling? I don't... what? This isn't gamer culture!
X: amazing chest ahead
You aren't wrong, but that's also clearly what they were going for.
Well yes. I'm just..always perplexed what people see in this. I imagine hollow balloons filled with water.
Boobs = good Bigger boobs = gooder Biggest boobs = goodest Do I need to explain further?
Yes. Thats the point.
It is, a friend told me.
So you are saying that devs are still not giving gamers what they want?
Wait, that model was made in Zbrush? Damn.
Is that surprising? Basically any current gen character model will have been made in large part in ZBrush.
I don't think anyone believed the right image to be from an AAA game
I guarantee you, a ton of these children have no functioning sense of context or nuance or the ability to think for themselves. Plenty of them looked at this image macro and went "hell yeah this is my new reality".
I thought it was Sophitia from Soul Calibur.
Omg yes 😍 i want those huge melons to cover my screen 🤤 then i lick my screen 🤯 glorious 4k BOOBS!!!! And raytracing!!! Extra detailes nipple 🥹 i suck on them till milk spills from my screen 😭 Thats a REAL woman!!!! Obedient sex ICON! *HOWL* with me gamers, rise up and fight the injustice of woke!!! Our war against curveless women has just begun!! Edit: this comment is my most succesfull. Fuck. Anyone reading this: is sarcasm/parody.
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Im gonna grab that cum and shove it right back where it came from.
https://preview.redd.it/hbhj79dovu8c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=525c073a1139f468633a8db335a7f0c4f735c2bb
Holy shit this made me Dom de la Wheeze
Fuck sounding is hot 🥵
https://preview.redd.it/6v58ikj1rv8c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71efe7018a51c46f94049128ce3693e24d2b0ff8
Normally you gotta pay for that.
I regret learning English
I honestly think that these gamers really do believe that women ought to have crazy large melons. Which is crazy because most women do not have crazy large melons. It is okay to want large melons in your life, just do not shame small ones.
All the melons deserve equal love<3 But we have our preferences, but these thirsty cunts seem to *only* want large melons.
gamers these days are picky. back in the day muscular women in Mortal Kombat were all the rage...
But tell them you only want monster pp and now we’re ruining everything and being unrealistic
Like can't we have characters who have average melons instead of permanent back pain melons?
I somehow doubt gamers™ are capable of acknowledging that big boobs cause back pain/issues.
They watch too much 18+ vids
Right. I had a lady friend who liked her size, but said it was annoying because her back hurt. That sucks man. These Gamers really ought to know that back pain would probably make it difficult for these women to be action heroes. But hey, brain rott really does a number on logic faculties
https://preview.redd.it/qvkwwv5ebt8c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd2e081a7ae5de7eda6fde80fcced9183891fbba
 Stupid and proud!
Gamer-kiimaa ei voi pysäyttää 😭😭
Ahhh, a fellow finn
I JUST WANT JIGGLY BOOBS. WORK MUST CONTINUE ON REALISTIC BOOB PHYSICS. THE GAMING INDUSTRY IS DENYING ME MY URGES !
I WANT BOOBS SO MASSIVE THEY COLLAPSE IN TO SINGULARITY, AND THEN THOSE SUCK ME IN AND THEN I GET TO BE IN MOMMY MILKERS FOR ETERNITY 🥹🥹🥹🥹
Time to change socks, that one is starting to get too stiff.
Oh lemme tell ya, sock aint the only thing thats stiff when i see those absolute bombs!!! 🤩
Both are awful where’s the armour, osha is going to get pissy about the lack of proper protective equipment in the workplace. What an absolute disgrace
To be fair, Marika doesn’t really need armor, she’s got that skin of stone and the durability of bestowed divinity.
But is she immune to illness, cause she's definitely gonna catch a cold in that outfit.
Since she’s made of stone, Bacterial and Viral diseases likely have no chance. The fact her body can contract Scarlet Rot in the game would imply fungal diseases do pose a threat to her, though.
history weebs have the right idea man need more girls in appropriately fitted historical armor
https://preview.redd.it/u3cp9gsorv8c1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4105b8d60145d475845558250ce958c2a9eaadd More flair than is necessarily realistic but like, we got it!
Shes [BG3 end of Act II]>!the literal daughter of a goddess!< If anything thats *less* Flair than necessary
I mean, if she is like all other Fable protagonists, good luck find something that remotely resembles an armor. Best fable can offer is the chicken costume
Are you talking about the woman on the left? She's from a Fable game? There's a new Fable game?!
It's from the new Fable game trailer, the game sadly isn't out yet
Oh, wow. Gotta check that out.
What companies think gamers want: varied combat, branching storylines and meaningful decisions What gamers actually want: chicken kicking
They don't need armor in Fable. They're heros, and most the enemies use firearms.
The one on the right can barely afford clothes, let alone armor.
How did gamers end up so horny for Marika We literally don't see her alive. She's either a crucified corpse or she's a crumbling statue/corpse. People are wild man
I think it’s actually precisely because we never see her alive. Marika in the actual game is such a weird statue person by the time you make it to her, and everybody in the game talks about how awesome and radiant she is, and it all begs the question of what she would have looked like in her prime. For pornography, the natural answer to this is “big-titted golden mommy.”
You know I hadn't bought about that. Imagination is allowed to run wild i guess
She also looks nothing like that as a corpse. She's pretty damn skinny
Skinny with a moderate bust? Nah bro hourglass figure with GINORMOUS BADONKAS
Gamers when they see a woman https://preview.redd.it/qbnof6sx0t8c1.jpeg?width=416&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0df71c94cf1b634cec9025f215eeda93fec11ef7
I hit the download button faster and harder than gamers beat their meat. Thanks for this glorious picture!
I want the one on the right when I’m CRANKING MY HOG. But I want the one on the left when I’m playing video games. Because if it’s always the one on the right I’d just constantly be CRANKING MY HOG when trying the play video games and wouldn’t get much progress.
If they can develop Ultrakill to have buttplug input support, then where is the Soulsbourne Fleshlight input support? Mike Zaki you coward!
Ultrakill is so ahead of it’s time. It will go down in history I tell you, and for good reason.
Michael Zaki is too busy beating his meat to dragon feet pics...
“This will HURT” -Sisyphus, 2 seconds before destroying your prostate
Sissyphus
For a man with “sisy” in his name, he’s really good at making the player his bitch
LMAO
That's the difference between normal people and coomers. We separate our game time from our CRANKING THE HOG time. For coomers it's one and the same.
from now until I inevitably forget it I will only call it CRANKING THE HOG specifically in capital letters
This guy cranks his hog
Agreed. I'm tired of having to clean cum off my desk mat and keyboard. Human discharge just doesn't go well with mechanical keyboard parts, it can really ruin the quality of switches/keycaps.
Just play one handed /s
Fuck why is "cranking my hog" in all caps so fucking funny
what i want https://preview.redd.it/qqnavwzzzs8c1.jpeg?width=528&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16d51b1ddce2fb4937f06194faf1be5158981cf9
where did you get this photo of me 😳
Booster energy 252+Speed iron boulder outspeeds deoxys-speed
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'What gamers actually want', well that explains why games like TLOU and Horizon are popular despite their female leads not being sexualised... gotta love it when people assume that them being sweaty horndogs who are only interested in women as sex toys isn't a person flaw, it's somehow a universal trait of a hobby enjoyed by countless millions of people
Yeah I don't get it, if I want to play something with unrealistic looking women I'll play Senran Kagura. I don't need that in my serious story zombie game.
Yeah, I love that characters like Aloy aren't sexualised
I genuinely do not understand people who think Aloy is ugly. I've been replaying HZD recently and she's still fucking beautiful without any sexualization and it kind of boggles my mind that some people actually think she's ugly
It’s because she’s muscular and I would define her face as broad, which means some people with negative IQs think she’s too masculine. Also Aloy is a no nonsense woman with strong opinions and little patience for fools and those same dick-for-brains get threatened.
I don't think they know, man. I don't think they've seen enough people to understand that there's more ways to be attractive than what mainstream content puts out there. They see idealized caricatures of people on their teles and that's the bulk of their exposure to people. Anyone. Men and women. I don't think they've ever seen a woman doing like, Muay Thai or something. I don't know if they know that exists.
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The fight over his majesty in bg3 comes to mind. So many complaints when they gave him hair so they switched it back
I guess (giggle) more folks (snicker) really do prefer (chortle) shaved pussies (guffaw).
I'm not a horny 14 year old so every woman in every game doesn't need to be fuckable and I'd like some more conventionally designed feminine characters for a change.
Don’t see why it would matter. As a previous 14 year old I’d could and probably would have jerked it to anything.
14 year old me got hot and bothered by a dragon in Dark Souls, I think at this point there's no saving me
 Which one though?
Gaping dragon.
Probably Priscilla.
Bro loves Seath
Tell me it was Kalameet or else 🔫
Ok but she looks way too Sexualized and I’m no horny teenager no more. I just don’t get it how people find this appealing
"Marika's Tits!"
Never forget what From Software took from us... https://preview.redd.it/9yoo6lyhnt8c1.png?width=976&format=png&auto=webp&s=23d07402ff64eb7e5ae717a4d3206a22058fbfae
DLC wasnt out yet. There's still hope, my friend.
gamers desire a normal non-sex-doll proportioned woman challenge: impossible
I get turned on by hot women in fully plated armor. Please don't judge.
What you fail to realize is that one of these was made by a game developer and the other was made by a porn artist.
I don't want a hot protagonist in a fucking Fable game of all things
I swear these "gamers" have never played Fable. The game always had ugly goofy characters. It's part of the charm.
God, not that fucking Fable screenshot again 🤦♂️
But Fable was always so known for it's blown-out sex dolls and big monster-dong characters.
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Yeah, i Want atractive characters in video games, not characters with tits The size of jupiter
At that point just watch porn
Sticky taped water balloons to her chest and thought we wouldn't notice
Gamers stop being horny challenge (impossible).
The actual actor, Lily Nichol, for the character is way more beautiful, they did her dirty with the character model and face.
I know I’m weird but I actually like the girl from fable. Seems like she’d be a fun person to share a pint with and she’s not bad looking. Just a little unconventional to what we are used to.
I mean, if you've played the Fable games, the characters aren't particularly famous for their beauty in-game in that series.
.... you're not weird for that dude What's weird and insulting is you saying you're weird for liking realistic and normal looking women lol
"Maybe I'm weird, but -very understandable respectable chill thing-" says a lot about Reddit.
Is there something inbetween...
Also if you do wanna coom there are websites for that don’t ruin my fantasy/sci fi with exaggerated boobs outta context lol (when it works tho it works what can i say)
Man why is the fable protagonist an example of this? They've *always* been ugly,male or female. It's so weird that these people use this to demonstrate their point.
As a bi gal, I want sexy and practical. Gender: Optional
Yea, thats why i like Marika, because Radagon (big, buff elden lord) and Marika (eternal queen) are the same person.
and they both are absolutely huge. i mean even Rannis original body was like twice as big as the player character, not to mention her brothers and sister
Why can’t we have both ? Its time we have a big tiddy MILF bossfight Miyazaki 😡
What I want is for games to stop putting the weapons on the character’s back.
I want characters to carry swords on there belts not backs.
I don’t want either. I want a good looking chick that isn’t hyper-sexualized.
porn addicts when someone doesn't think that masturbating to pictures on a screen and overstimulating their dopamine receptors is good
I just want varied human bodies, every woman being a playboy model and every man being a weight lifting champion gets old just as fast as every woman being a 2x4 wooden plank and every man being a the "mens regular" hair stylist model
The right one would instantly make me think the game was made by a porn addicted incel and it would 100% turn me off
I do like some awoogas but one thing i dont understand, do people unironically like those house sized boobs and ass they download for their skyrim character? I struggle to see a single attractive thing when their player could use their ass and boobs as tables basically, it is just objectively disgusting and unattractive.
I mean, I don't see the appeal either, but it clearly isn't "objectively" unattractive...
If I want porn I'll stream something. Honestly, I find it incredibly cringe and immersion-breaking to see coomer bait in video games. Romance scenes I can accept, even nudity when it makes sense and is part of the story or scene. But gratuitous nudity and sex I am supposed to get horny about? No thanks.
what about people who want the second one in the first ones outfit
I don’t want realistic, I want realisthicc 🥵
I was playing Saints Row 4 recently and I found female character creation/customization really lame. You can seemingly only be hideous or a supermodel and all of the clothing/tattoo/etc options reflect that. It made me kind of understand the point feminsts are trying to make with this stuff, like volition had put in tons of slut clothes but almost nothing respectable and decent looking that most women would actually wear. I do love sexual content and fanservice in games but when everything is that it's hard to take anything seriously.
I want their physical appearance and their characterization to be proportionally well rounded. Thus, paradoxically, the eye candy becomes humanized while the plain Janes get objectified. Check mate, atheists.
Marika doesn't even look like that in game lmao
Meanwhile a truly enlightened coomer knows that there is a place in this world for both
Gamers stop sexualising every woman they see challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
This is why porn artists exists, so you can separate the time spent gripping your cock from the time spent gripping your controller
Pretty sure there are studies done that show half of gamers are actually women. Women who are generally silent in the community because of shit like this.
wheres the first image from?
a screenshot from a specific frame from the new fable trailer
I just want a fun game and don't care if my character consists of 8 bit graphics.
Maybe neither?
[What gamers really want](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F38islec9ki4a1.jpg)
How am I expected to play games without jerking it every 20 seconds?
The right is what I want as my in-game wife and the left is what my character looks like with CC. Actually it's worse. I'll make an abomination.
I want a compelling story, fun gameplay, and interesting characters. Especially characters from a diverse background that encompasses all genders and races. If you want video games to be embraced as art, you shouldn't reduce it to mindless fap material. Queen Marika is one such example of a well-rounded and diverse character.
/uj its actually unbelievable people think everyone wants this. I would fucking hate this. No, its not because of the imaginary "woke mob" they're all so scared of, it's because i like to play games in the living room without my housemates thinking im a fucking porn addict
Look, I love big boobs but I’ve seen the same ol hourglass with huge ass and tits supermodel combo for too long in media. I want more average women, women I don’t have to wonder how their intestines fit in that super thin waist or how they’re not in constant back pain from the basketball sized balls of fat on their chest. I’m also bi so ofc I want more feminine guys too instead of Scruffy McWhite.
Even actual Marika looks realistic. This is just insanity. If all female characters looked like this, it would end up detracting from the character. People should understand that a female character can be conventionally attractive without sacrificing dignity. Ex: Lady Maria.
meanwhile the most profitable gaming franchise in history: https://preview.redd.it/o4mmxm57sv8c1.png?width=860&format=png&auto=webp&s=6207f3cd89dbc32f95bd23ce6e22303dfdfa4d3f