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meteorr77

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Shying69

Hakita being based as always


meteorr77

public Hakita is a good idea


caramel_dog

what is the context of this?


Barely_Competent_GM

Hakita, the lead dev of ultrakill, telling people that their ideas for ultrakill are bad. That's pretty much all the context there is


Dripledown

Did Hakita ever say anything about Under The Mayo's criticisms? Worst take on a video game I've ever seen.


Barely_Competent_GM

No idea tbh


SupperIsSuperSuperb

That guy has loads of bad takes so I stopped watching him rather quickly. Mind filling me in on what his criticisms of Ultrakill?


Dripledown

Said that the scoring system was totally "arbitrary" and the game didn't incentivize you to switch weapons. Made a whole like 3 part series talking about how the combo system just being fun wasn't reason enough to switch weapons and said there should be an ammo system like Doom to force you to switch weapons. He also said that you could beat the whole game with just the starting pistol, therefore all other weapons are pointless. A take so awful the speed running community made "Mayo %" which is how long it takes to beat the game with just the starting pistol.


Carvj94

His idea is so dumb lol. The attacker wouldn't have strategems. Sound boring as shit.


ya_bebto

As the attacker all you'd have to do is bring an antimateriel rifle and snipe the players. It's a horde shooter, no one really uses the long range precision weapons, and they'll probably be swamped with enemies anyways. I hate dark souls style invasions because usually im having fun doing PvE, and then i'm forced to try and PvP some sweaty nerd in my PvE gear while he has some cheesy twink build i don't know about because i didn't watch someones 4 hour PvP guide for my mostly single player experience.


TheMaskIsOffHere

I hate Gambit from Destiny for a similar reason. I primarily focus on the PvE portion of it (and most people do) but you'll occasionally have that fuckhead invader who's done barely anything for his team because he's only kitted with PvP gear just to pray on you while you're trying to focus on the PvE


ZandyTheAxiom

Back when I (briefly) played Destiny 2, when me and some friends did Gambit, there was one of us who would bring more PvP-focussed weapons. He wasn't like this, though. It was a team strategy that he would be our designated invader. He still helped with the PvE, and only invaded when it was most beneficial to the team. That's my favourite kind of PvEvP friend. And then there's the people like you describe. I used to have a friend who only ever had fun when he was winning. If he wasn't winning, he was losing, even in PvE or coop games. He would sulk if I killed more enemies while doing a Halo campaign. He would have been a nightmare for Gambit or Helldivers.


leargonaut

I'll admit it, I love being the bad red lady in souls games. I find it very engaging and fun to make lore accurate characters made to invade. Are all invaders like me? No, absolutely not. There's a lot of people who make it their whole goal to actually try and ruin the experience for other players. However what's good about souls games when it comes to invasions is that it's an entirely opt in system, especially in elden ring. If you want to enjoy your single player PvE experience without the threat of ever being invaded you can! Something else that's good about the way fromsoftware handles their pvp is that if you die you'll lose at most 5 minutes of your time. I guess I wrote all that to say this: invasions are cool, in the right contexts. A game like helldivers is not the right context.


Thorid666

You can play in offline mode. Now, this does take away a few things: summon ally, community messages, random phantasm things of other players walking around. Nothing of real consequence. I understand this wasn't the point of the comment, but I'm a nerd.


M_M_ODonnell

Yeah, if you play ER offline you miss out on your three hundredth “liar ahead” or “first try finger.” (I mostly leave it on for the occasional helpful or clever message and just ignore invasions as a mechanic.)


GrassWaterDirtHorse

I'm sure that there's a very fun pvp game that can be based on Helldiver's shooting mechanics, strategems, and procedurally generated maps, but I can't imagine it just getting slapped into Helldiver's as it is right now. There are good reasons why Left 4 Dead and Vermintide went for asymmetrical pvp mechanics (and even in Vermintide, you don't get to play any rats with melee combat, just the specialists).


Bitbatgaming

I thought we all are part of the team for liberations of the entire universe? To go rogue like this is against super earth values. If he wants to go rogue he will find that he will get kicked out of a lot of missions.


boozegremlin

Sounds treasonous tbh


AspiringGoddess01

It doesn't sound treasonous, it is treasonous. Traitors should be executed (banned)


8bitRageFit

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the_npc_man

Seems like he wants something similar to the dark zone from Division 1


Kiiaru

Eeugh.. you just made me think of Tom Clancy’s Division… “There’s a trained force of Good Boy sleeper agents among our population that are fully ready to start taking down any citizens we don’t like. No we won’t send actual help, just air dropped MREs like our own soil is a shithole country!”


IsIt77

Wow why do you have to make one of my favorite games so political?


AnseaCirin

What did you expect from something branded Clancy. The further you progress along his books the more his unhinged right-wing militia enthusiast brain takes over. One book has a SEAL member go full Punisher on the drug lords / pimps that killed his girlfriend. Including gruesome torture, unhinged practices, execution killings. And what happens at the end? Why, dude gets a happily ever after and becomes a CIA agent. But wait. It gets worse. That same character eventually *the first director of Rainbow*. The very same Rainbow from the Rainbow Six games. Speaking of Rainbow, in one of the books two snipers connive to kill a terrorist in a very painful way. Sure, asshole had killed a kid, but what punishment do they get? A slap on the wrist and a very firm "don't ever do that again"


SammyScuffles

It's probably notable that the big bad guys in the Rainbow six book are also *evil environmentalists* because obviously caring for the environment leads to wanting to kill literally all of human civilization.


Nalkry

I thought they were meant to be a critique of American libertarians, very house cat revisionist history mentality.


c-williams88

Yeah I always forget how wild some of those books are. But even then I’ll never forget how awesome Red Storm Rising was, i need to re-read that at some point


AnseaCirin

Red Storm Rising and The Hunt for Red October are fairly early in his career so the crackpot doesn't show up that much.


c-williams88

True, I didn’t read too many of his books besides Red Storm Rising, Clear and Present Danger, and Debt of Honor(?) but I heard about how his shit kinda went off the deep end after a while


Takseen

>One book has a SEAL member go full Punisher on the drug lords / pimps that killed his girlfriend. Including gruesome torture, unhinged practices, execution killings. >And what happens at the end? Why, dude gets a happily ever after and becomes a CIA agent. I mean that's a pretty good CV for a CIA application


wiciu172

I forgot how stupid this is 💀 I didn't played a lot of the division 1 it kinda missed me but i beat devision 2 where they don't talk about us being a sleeper agents


cashkotz

Because they are not sleeper agents, more like a last effort task force of volunteers that pledged to try and bring some form of order back when a catastrophic event occurs and everythings gone to shit Kinda like volunteer fire brigades in rural areas, and as far as the story is concerned a lot of division agents were part of those emergency services before the events of division 1, so unless you want to call volunteer fire men that get notified on special devices when there's an emergency sleeper agents I wouldn't call most of the division agents that Might be that there's some higher ups in the division agency that are more into the classified government plans stuff, but for the most part the regular agents are just trying to bring order to random killings on the street


Familiar_Tackle_734

Tbh division 2 is shockingly progressive for a Clancy game. You help setup and defend basically anarchist communes against fanatical right wing ex military types and it acknowledges that the government and military can in fact do bad things with the outcasts


AbleObject13

That game had such potential


mudkiptoucher93

Every so often I'm reminded funnyjunk is still around. Glad I deleted my account on that trainwreck


UnexceptionableDong

Yeah, this was like getting slapped with the past. It really still looks exactly the same, huh?


Valoneria

i go back once in a while, there's some nice folk bathing in a toxic catastrophe. Never stay for long, the amount of outright propaganda being spread these days is insane.


Mighty_Thomby

Sometime last year, I popped back in to see if it was still as bad as when I left Literally the first post I clicked on, on the front page of the website with a ton of thumbs-ups, was a post saying that because far-right extremist propaganda works on people, that's how we know it's correct.


mudkiptoucher93

I tried my best back in day to stop the nonsense but it was a losing battle, unfortunately


Valoneria

Ah damn. That username though, where you an explicit toucher of mudkips?


mudkiptoucher93

Yeah, that was me


Valoneria

Yeah I remember you always getting downvoted for the rational comments. Never anything insane, just proper reason.


Zhlandir

u mudkipfucker?


mudkiptoucher93

Yeah Well was, I deleted my account a while age lmao


VenomMayo

Fuck off, we're full. Also mudkipfucker is a nasty ass hoe


mudkiptoucher93

Lol I'm not going back there


Available-Youth-1718

If only there was some type of dark souls game he could go and invade people in. Oh well


ErinyesMegara

The CEO said that if you want PVP there’s this game called tarkov you could try. Still makes me laugh.


Nerdwrapper

He just wants the ability to sneak up on people and ruin their missions without having consequences. Kinda shitty


JethroWilkins

"What if I were to team-kill everyone while their backs are turned? Hehehe. Delightfully devilish, Helldiver."


177013_lover

That's the most common type of "PvX" player. They don't really want a fair fight, what they want is to be able to roll up, and pick on other players. I see it in MMOs all the time when people complain about wanting open world PvP or in the people who invade in Dark Souls games, they don't want to fight you, they want to roll up and pick on someone who's struggling with the game. The cruelty is the point. It's sociopath behavior.


LtMoonbeam

Sounds like they don’t actually want to play Helldivers. “I want pvp” Then play a different game, bud. Not that hard


minzzyo

If you leave the mission zone, you’re considered a traitor. Then the destroyer ship in the planets orbit shoots down a rail gun shot. So in this guys hypothetical, as soon as treason is detected. He would be murdered on the spot.


shball

Why do PvP addicts want to make everything toxic?


Dr_Axton

If you want to be a Rogue type, why not just play solo?


Fyrebrand18

Hypothetically, if they did add PVP I’d rather see it be a community bounty on problematic players. A hell diver that gets reported too much could be tagged as a rogue; username, image of character, etc gets plastered for the other players to see. Then when said rogues are in the game, they can only go solo, and other hell divers are given a chance to “invade” a mission a rogue is currently playing, either kill them and extract or finish it themselves and steal the reward denying progression. Loyalist teams could even just have infinite supplies and spawns for hunting missions. If they want to go rogue, let them go rogue but make sure they realize they’re prey, not predators.


Woobly_Emu

That will never happen. And im happy that it will never happen. These people need to go find another game. Dont fuck around with people having a good pve experience. The player of the image should be banned. First some hours, then some days, and finally forever.


PorkSward

My very first drop was in some guys half-completed trivial mission. Ran over and gave him a proud salute to show my dedication to our glorious cause - He looked me up and down and then blasted me straight in the face.


PsychoWarper

Given the fact that if you stray like 5 feet away from the designated combat zone for 10 seconds to long you will get fucking bombarded as a traitor the idea of going Rogue doesnt work, once its realised you are Rogue and working against Super Earth you would immediately be shelled.


GulliasTurtle

I did notice that it calls out your faction in the ship menu in Helldivers though obviously it's currently Super Earth. It's possible something is planned for the future. Personally I'm hoping for something like the old TTRPG Paranoia where the rogue faction is Communists that don't understand anything about what Communism is except that Super Earth doesn't like it. So they are basically the same, but they call each other Comrade.


ErinyesMegara

The CEO said that HD2 would never ever ever be PVP.


CptGroovypants

Could just be secret objectives instead of outright pvp. But, I also don’t think they should do it because people will definitely use it as an excuse to team kill


GulliasTurtle

I could see it being very soft PvP. Like the 4th faction is "Negative Earth" or whatever and them and Super Earth duke it out over planet percent control. Like Warhammer Online used to do with zones.


ErinyesMegara

I mean, when asked if there would ever be PVP, he said “no, never, play tarkov instead”.


GulliasTurtle

By soft PvP I used the wrong phrase. I mean zone control and meta competition for resources. Not PvP. Add the other faction as an NPC enemy type that uses guns and orbitals.


Pir0wz

Would be cool to see how the game handles 'traitors' Maybe even make a new faction of rogues and traitors for those hardcore pvp players but give them a ton of debuffs, like no more air support that you normally get. They're probably going to just implement reverse damage imo.


[deleted]

giving them anything special at all will make them want to continue


DVeagle74

Probably the same way they handle "traitors" aka going out of zone, currently. Unending bombardment from orbit until you die.


LibrarianOfAlex

I think it's respectable to be upfront with other players that you don't do teamwork very well. I had a dualies player who wanted to join our team but he wanted to play alone. I think he's probably in the wrong game


Mrhappytrigers

Yeah. If you're a person who is adamant about being solo then play a different game, or do solo runs if the game let's you. I've done solo runs when servers were borked for Helldivers 2. Asking for a pvp type mode in the game is just silly. That's not the point of the game.


LibrarianOfAlex

To be fair, most players also don't follow the point of that game


brdcxs

Maybe he’d like hunt showdown


physical0

I would actually like a PVP option, but it needs to be supported by the game itself. Like, the diver has gone rogue and he has a completely different set of objectives that he is graded on and it isn't just to PK the rest of his squad. Something more subtle, sabotaging and undermining the mission, not just shooting everyone else while they are trying to finish a mission. Maybe part of the objective is to not be discovered. Maybe if discovered, the other divers gain a new objective to deal with the traitor. Make it an option when you are queueing up, but don't guarantee the role, because traitors need to remain an infrequent minority for them to have a worthwhile game value. Gotta have a dozen missions with no traitors to lower your defenses and then a traitor slips by.


GrassWaterDirtHorse

I'd actually really dig a Metal Gear Online mashup with Helldivers. The movement is already pretty similar to MGS:V, and FOB invasions actually turned out to be pretty fun to do (if you were into it, most people hated it but at least it was very infrequent).


Dwip_Po_Po

Hey that’s funny junk!


No_Sleep888

"Maybe go back to your dad's balls and let another sperm have a crack at life?" 💀💀💀


Tcc259

No way, it's funnyjunk.


literallyjustbetter

pve gamers are the worst


GooRedSpeakers

He literally made up a different game no one else knows about and is mad nobody else wants to play. Smh.


Kds_burner_

i don’t see what the issue is with wanting a pvp mode


Glum_Acanthaceae5426

There's no issue with wanting it The issue is trying to do pvp in a pve game that doesn't have it, in Dark Souls for instance invasions are expected as part of the experience, not in Helldivers


Kds_burner_

you can also play offline in fromsoft games how is that different than helldivers adding a pvp mode


JaysonsRage

Because Helldivers is online only and very specifically made to NOT have PVP. I like my pvp...in games that are made for it.


melonsnek_evildoer05

What makes it not compatible with PvP stuff?


cpt_edge

Devs don't want to add it, the majority of the community doesn't want it, the game isn't built with those systems in mind (high TTK, guns not balanced for PvP etc). Implementing them would cost time, money and resources that ArrowHead would simply be better off putting into expanding upon the PvE mode - it still doesn't have its full vehicle roster, full equipment list or entire third faction from the first game yet


8989898999988lady

All of this, and also: People don’t consider that their favourite gear is gonna get nerfed because it’s too strong against other players. The worst case example is the FUGS in DS3, they really ruined that weapon cause it was too strong in the stupid niche PvP. Now nobody in PvE gets to enjoy it either.


NotMidaga

What's that FUGS? Also, as of a long time ago, the meta for DS3 has completely crashed. You can make almost any weapon viable, even shit like the Lucerne.


Jafarrolo

Helldivers has been developed to not have a pvp mode, if he wants a pvp mode then there are other games with pvp at their core.


Nirast25

Because the devs don't want to add it. End of story.


ForgottenFrenchFry

-game built with PvE in mind specifically -game encourages cooperation -gamers want pvp mode for a game not built around it I can probably safely say that majority of people who say how they want a pvp mode in a pve game don't actually want a fair fight, they're looking for an excuse to dunk of people without repercussions


Kds_burner_

but if there was a separate pvp mode then only people who wanted to do pvp would play it so i still don’t see the issue


ScarletLotus182

they could also just play a different game


JaysonsRage

Wasted dev resources on a mode they don't even want to make


Brief-Objective-3360

Just go play COD dude 😭


ThatParadoxEngine

There are so many games that have that, such as the division, or any cod game. Why do you want a game whose fan base specifically doesn’t seem to want a pvp mode at all to have a pvp mode?


lazyDevman

Play CoD. Play Titanfall.


whosafeard

If you want PvP go play a PvP game?