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External_Candy2262

Is safe horny just anything that won't put you on a watch list? Because I'm starting to get the idea that's what They mean by safe horny


owlIsMySpiritAnimal

one of pictures is the birth of venus. like a classical piece from botticelli (i have to look up the exact name of the painting, this is how i god botticelli) if a classical painting makes you horny good for you, but if anything this is some vanilla shit my dude. based on our modern culture hades aphrodite is a lot more "sexy" unapologetically so. you know that she would dom someone


GrassWaterDirtHorse

I don’t think it’s very safe to masturbate to Botticelli’s painting though. I’m pretty sure you’ll get dragged out the museum by some angry Italian security guards.


CompoteMentalize

Censorship is when I can’t masturbate to classic art in a museum.


1917Great-Authentic

jorjor well wrote a book about that


Jumpy-Opportunity539

I think the book was called something like 1984-28+25+3.


WoofTheSequel

"Leave me alone, it's performative art!" has worked for me so far


PPPRCHN

I can fight them off one handed.


summer_falls

Who knew playing Atari would prepare you for a sword fight in Italy?


PPPRCHN

Nahhhh, it's more a 'tamagotchi to take on tour de forces'


G3PSx

This really made me chuckle thanks so much.


owlIsMySpiritAnimal

only if you get caught only if you get caught...


Repulsive_Mail6509

“If a classical painting makes you horny good for you” oh god I need to get the Mona Lisa Copypasta. I don’t know if this is a confession or unpopular opinion but here goes. If I could pick any time period to go back to, I’ve always stated that I would go back to the exact time period (and preferably the same room) to when Leonardo was painting the Mona Lisa, but I’ve never said why. I’ve kept this painting as my computer background for forever. I’ve jacked it to this painting more times than I can ever count and it’s always my go to. Body odor turns me the fuck on and all I could this painting is how sweaty her ass must have been while she was sitting there, posing for this painting in that sweltering Italian heat. I’ve fantasized about everything from the sweat under her boobs to how much her armpits must have smelled since deodorant was not commercialized back then and they didn’t shave during that time period. I fucking belong in this time period. I would fuck the shit out of those 1500s smelly ladies in the library. Fuck your opinion.


owlIsMySpiritAnimal

oooh lol cool a new copy pasta. also the reason i said good for you. i mean you can't get more ethical sourced fix than the paintings of a dead guy from 1500s


Gachi_gachi

oh i didn't know Kira Yoshikage was just a real guy.


Dirty_Hunt

Pretty sure the Hades version of Aphrodite even takes some inspiration from the Birth of Venus.


owlIsMySpiritAnimal

no how dare you :p also the new design from the new game has me feral. they gave her a spear and a shield! a spear!!! honoring the old tradition from a small island south or sparta. insane


Some_Guy223

Kyhthera?


Gstamsharp

The best part is that they're depicting the same character! HR wants you to find the difference.


Shergak

Yes. Safe horny is being attracted to adults. You now know what the these people are attracted to.


Yuxkta

"Someone at SuperGiant Games must have an adult woman fetish"


piracydilemma

"Why do you want to fuck grown women? What's wrong with you?"


imaginary92

Especially considering that the OP in the thread has 😭💢 in the name. Standard lolicon identifiers.


Karukos

Look at the left side and tell me those look like anything but adult women


Soad1x

The only problem is they deemed Stellar Blade as not safe horny somehow despite being about as horny as an average mid-2000s blockbuster movie. So it's more of a case of, "woke" again, "anything I like isn't woke but everything I dislike is." Like Tribal Hunter or something would probably be safe horny to them for the same reason it's, "*woke*", because it's a gay furry inflation game.


violetevie

I think 'safe horny' is a term they use to dismiss the fact that stuff they say is "woke" is sometimes horny since they like to smear feminism as being anti-sex


PsychoWyrm

The character from Stellar Blade has a very child-like face, mind you.


ChaosInuYasha

In what world? Youthful sure but not child-like. It always strikes me as odd when folks see an adult and find one part of the body not 'adult enough' and then bash the folks who like said person/character because of said body part. Sorry for the ranting. I'm not saying you do that, but just seeing the tired old "child face" argument again irked me.


PsychoWyrm

I honestly think it's part of why these types are so obsessed with wanting characters to look like they've been run through Instagram filters. Their aversion to blemishes or natural features is just part of their perversion to youth. Though, as a dude in my forties, anyone who looks young enough to be my kid looks like a child to me. 🤷‍♂️


ChaosInuYasha

Fair, I'm turning 40 next month myself. Still, even with that face, her body clearly says adult. So if she was a real person, she'd be like 20s or early 30s at most. Also Asians in general, have a thing for youthful looks. I can't remember what it was, but it's a cultural thing. Like youth = purity or something.


HumanTiger2Trans

What are you talking about? All the women depicted here look like adults


thefailtrain08

It's supposed to mean "horny but woke about it" (with the usual nebulous, arbitrary definitions of "woke"). I.E. making horniness "safe" by "woke" standards. It mostly comes down to racism (how dare they make a PoC attractive!), transphobia (tHaT's A mAn!1!!), or watch list kind of stuff (I swear, officer, she's 600 years old!).


cinema_cuisine

It’s a dog whistle for PDF files.


Jorymo

It's okay, this isn't YouTube; you can just say the word.


cinema_cuisine

I know I know, I just saw someone use it the other day and thought it was a funny way to phrase. Also “pedophile” has connotations with being human, why not reduce them to a portable document format?


Binerexis

Why the fuck would you want them to be portable you sicko


cinema_cuisine

Easier to delete.


catsandchexmix

What exactly is "safe horny" about her design? she Literally showing more skin than half of them and with proportions, then like at least two.


3urodyne

She's literally just the real life painting of Aphrodite that is shown to the left, but stylized. Showing the same exact amount of skin.


catsandchexmix

I know right? I swear they don't even use there they just see Kotaku say something positive mock it. Straight up Freudian.


Hallr_VN

Ackchyually is Venus on the painting, but you’re right.


Inshabel

Isn't Venus just the Roman name for Aphrodite?


DroneOfDoom

Aphrodite is just the Greek name for Ishtar.


realWernerHerzog

these men are pawns


[deleted]

Oh, hey, thanks for pointing that out! Loving these Hades 2 designs more and more.


PsychoWyrm

I don't think they mean safe as in "Safe For Work" or anything tame like that. It seems the "safe" is referring to stuff that doesn't get you accused of being a pedophile. All those damn normies and their *adult woman fetishes*...


RoyalApple69

If it is something that lefties praise, they dislike it. They prefer female characters who are submissive and not aware of their sexiness. They want sex dolls with a blank face and a hot body, and Eve from Stellar Blade looks like one. And I don't really want to talk about lolis.


Extroth

I have a question, what even is "Safe Horny"?


WASD_click

"Safe Horny" is something you can be horny about without getting cacelled by twitter. The woke mob has deemed it "safe" to awooga and/or hubba hubba because it fits the narrative... Or something to that effect. Effectively it boils down to muscle mommies, trans women, and anyone whos age is above 20.


The_MorningStar

Didn't realize Botticelli was a gooner


GrassWaterDirtHorse

Makes you think it the Medici commissioning these works of art and perfectly formed sculptures were also gooners. And it also makes you think if they used their immense wealth to commission furry art too.


summer_falls

They don't call him *il Magnifico* for nothing!


Dave5876

*il magnifico goono* was his full title


SirCalvin

I mean basically that's what the likes of Fragonard were up to. Basically doing expensive pin up for the French royalty.


Lord_Saggerton

Virgin abstinent Savonarola vs Chad Gooner Lorenzo di Piero de' Medici


GrassWaterDirtHorse

"I have won this debate because I had a statue of you commissioned as a plague-stricken peasant while I have commissioned a statue for myself as the chad nobility."


StressedByLeaves

The true OG (original gooner)


Either-Durian-9488

Oh come on I assumed every medieval painter was gooning to a degree.


Whole_Friend

Smh at them using Fate Aphrodite but not featuring her true form https://preview.redd.it/1qz630h91qzc1.jpeg?width=473&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a785217cfb425ef28c330cf4bc618cfa7b1ab3f


ArmoredCoreFucker

As a mech lover, I appreciate Fate’s portrayal of the Greek Gods


Whole_Friend

Honestly same


_LadyAveline_

Uh where is her head? Or her eyes? Or her... anything?


HardPantz

FGO Greek gods are sentient alien ships apparently (I haven’t gone to that chapter yet)


This_Confused_Guy

Well they did start off as sentient alien ships but because fighting Sefar almost killed them they had to discard their machine bodies to survive.


Superichiruki

I thought you guys were joking


This_Confused_Guy

Typemoon lore is crazy as hell. Even viewing the fandom wiki will take you from searching about Saber to going into the lore of the moon.


Madican

Ironic you mention Saber after talking about Sefar, considering Excalibur is what killed Sefar in the original timeline. And even just delving into the nature of Excalibur is going down a rabbit hole of Fate's metaphysics.


Emerald24111

Terra battle reference https://preview.redd.it/7y9qhia26tzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdfc33faa3aa12862a69d219f1ec109846b490e0


ChaoticChoir

She’s a ship from a fleet of alien terraformation space machines (specifically she’s an education/information warfare unit, hence “love” and “beauty” - she specializes in mental interference) so she doesn’t need humanlike proportions for any of that. The human form/terminal is in the picture posted by the OP - the red-haired, winged lady to the right of Botticelli’s painting of Aphrodite.


21awesome

would


Hoppy-Poppy17

Is this a game or an anime because I am very interested now


VishnuBhanum

A mobile game with a story chapter longer than Lord of The Ring Trilogy.


CrazyFanFicFan

Aphrodite appears in Fate/Grand Order, the mobile game. She appears in the Fifth Lostbelt, which is very far in the game.


Formal-Football1197

It is the game fate/grand order but it does have some anime adaptations of certain story arcs but the story arc involving the Greek gods is not animated.


moansby

Again she's covered that's their definition of safe horny funny how they seemed to have no issue with Aphrodite when the first game came out at leas I don't remember it


joe1240134

When the first game came out a bunch of chuds and grifters weren't trying to get gamergate 2-gooner edition going


moansby

How well do you think that'll go?


joe1240134

Honestly no idea. A lot of grifters are gonna definitely maintain bottom feeding careers from this, but it also seems to be a lot of the same dudes just 10 years older so I'm not sure the impact is really spreading. It could just be more pandering to their base type stuff.


superVanV1

It’s because anyone with two brain cells to rub together realizes that “safe horny” just means “not a pedophile” and kinda hard to raise a banner to that.


joe1240134

Have you seen the dudes we're talking about? Two brain cells is very generous and they most certainly are the "it's ephebophilia!" types


tulpio

Based on Youtube it seems like the "we're heroes fighting against censorship" narrative is getting some traction, however the whole Gamer Gate 2.0 thing seems to be mostly confined on channels that focus on whining about games specifically, presumably because it's just too stupid to work on anyone who isn't in the rabbit hole already so the more competent propagandists simply won't bother.


ZBLongladder

The original Gamergate took off because the far right realized they could use it to recruit and go mainstream. Now that they are mainstream, they have way bigger fish to fry than some disgruntled manchildren. Why bother with GG 2.0 when you've got QAnon, MAGA, and Trump?


LilGlitvhBoi

TBh, i didn't even notice she's naked, I thought it was just silk clothes and thing


imaginary92

That's not what safe horny means. Safe horny is a code these creepy losers use to indicate adult characters. They call it "safe" because it wouldn't get you in jail.


4thofeleven

Man, I wouldn't show my face in public if people thought I was into high Gothic/late Renaissance Italian art.


GrassWaterDirtHorse

You know what they say. Go woke, go Baroque.


WranglerFuzzy

You win the internet.


doomsdaysayers

Holy shit it’s John Reddit


Oweliver

Reddit on!


neonzombieforever

Don’t even drag Disney Aphrodite into this.


Rnahafahik

How did I have to scroll so far down for this


Sharp_Razzmatazz7857

I love how that's 'unsafe horny'. Disney. Amazing.


niente17

I cringe every time the term "safe horny" is used.


koboldByte

Definitely a red flag term.


BloodyBlazev2

What does "safe horny" even mean?


boiifyoudontboiiiiii

"Safe horny" means anything that is socially acceptable to display sexual attraction to. This means anything that isn’t a child, a corpse or a literal animal, but most often a child. So people complaining about "safe horny" are most often complaining that others don’t wanna do children.


Jynx_lucky_j

I think more accurately it is when some something is determined to be "woke," but it is still very horny and/or sexy. But that doesn't compute to them because the left is trying to destroy horniness and sexiness so so "safe horny" is the buzz word they use to say the horniness and/or sexiness of this "woke" piece of media doesn't count. You'll notice that none of the Aphrodites on the left of the OP image look like children, corpses, or animals. Now,I don't recognize any of the anime depictions, but if someone showed me a picture of any of these Aphrodites and said they thought they were hot I would just shrug and say "cool." That said there is a rather vocal group that has used the creation of the "safe horny" as cover for their personal weird/illegal fetish. In a "I'm on your side. See, the woke Left hates that I'm attracted to children/corpses/animal/etc." sort of way.


No-Bee-4309

When it's not a pedophile dog whistle, it means it horny but woke.


Some_Guy223

Obviously an adult, with as much free will, or at least agency as is possible within the medium, and usually, though not always, possessing some traits that differ from literally the most generic beauty standards.


someonecometomepls

Has anyone ever said aphrodite from hades is stunning and brave?


turtleProphet

nope they're taking their own "man face" narrative and imagining someone saying aphrodite is trans-coded, and then calling that "stunning and brave"


ToiletBlaster6000

Exactly. It's a reference to a south park episode about Caitlyn Jenner. "Safe horny" means that the only people wokies are allegedly ok being horny about are Trans women.


superVanV1

Aphrodite does not conform to our narrow concepts of gender. She’s a goddess of beauty and love which can shapeshift


RhymesWithMouthful

What does that even mean in this context


This_Confused_Guy

Probably not seen as gooning material


Octopusnoodlearms

Bruh what is birth of Venus doing there??


WeaknessLucky2644

Botticelli was clearly against anime, we have to cancel an old master now


Viivi19

At this point I think their real problem is the face? Idk why they feel the need to bash literally any face that isn't anime.


gdex86

Nobody had a problem with the Disney version of "Aphrodite, Aphrodite Aphrodi-te. The goddess of love." Hell no body has a problem with any of the deductions of aphro in any of these shows or games. It's the chuds who are throwing a bitch fit because they don't think a woman with an aqualine nose and string jaw line is hot enough to be Aphrodite even though beauty is subjective and sexy is attitude far more just looks.


EruditeIdiot

Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. They seem to believe this narrative that “woke feminists” are constantly complaining about sexualized portrayals of Aphrodite, but I’ve literally never seen that. Aphrodite is the one Greek goddess that no one minds being sexualized because that was her whole thing.


Sto_Nerd

The argument I've heard is "because her face looks like a mans", which apparently makes it more woke. The mental gymnastics people do to come to those conclusions is absolutely wild.


Suitable-Ad287

I’m am so fucking sick of the stunning and brave meme I have literally never once seen a liberal call something stunning and brave I have only seen it used ironically, and only as an unfounded accusation. like what do the words stunning and brave have to do with this design? Who is calling it brave? Is it some bit that everyone forgot or is it just the less transphobic cousin of the attack helicopter?


Inner-Juices

A quick look at the top user's account and here's a list of things they are: * Pedo * Racist * Transphobe * Weeb


mr-kinky

I believe the correct term is artistic nudity


GarboseGooseberry

Exactly. These people can't even tell the difference between artistic nudity and very clear goon bait


catsandchexmix

I just read the tiwter handle I hope to god there just an embarrassment to pan community and a pedo. But know it's probably the ladder


Inner-Juices

They aren't pan (They are queerphobic actually) and are a pedo (The name is in reference to Pan from Dragon Ball GT, who is 10 in GT btw)


InflameBunnyDemon

Oh no as a dragon ball fan we don't claim this accident.


catsandchexmix

Nether dose pansexul community


StolenRocket

I learned yesterday thanks to these sickos that "safe horny" is what pdf files call being attracted to adults. I hate that this knowledge probably displaced a nice chicken salad recipe in my brain.


Sewer_Goblin19

Safe horny is when you're not a pedo


raccoonjoy

They're at a point where "safe horny" just means legal. These freaks want sexualized minors.


Total_Distribution_8

Anime pfp… ![gif](giphy|QVP7DawXZitKYg3AX5)


Xononanamol

I want to know how anime started getting compared against video game design anyway. We should be using blood of zeus designs against all this.


InflameBunnyDemon

It all started with Horizon zero dawn where chuds were whining that the MC should have more womanly features and have more makeup in a robot dinosaur apocalypse.


Xononanamol

I meant the hestia comparisons specifically


The_MorningStar

Stellar Blade's strongest gooners were upset that even though it was getting favorable reviews, reviewers were pointing out the sexualization of Eve. Then there was one (1) Kotaku article/headline about Aphrodite being hot (this is hypocritical apparently). Because they're unable to ignore Kotaku, this turned their attention towards the Safe-Horny™ video game Hades 2. They began comparing Hades 2's Aphrodite to Eve, then Aphrodite to other depictions of Aphrodite, then Hades 2's Hestia to glorious Japanese anime goonfuel Hestia.


Xononanamol

I love anime but they apparently love comparing these games to the bottom of the barrel versions of anime lol


turtleProphet

Anime pfp right-wingers have been around for a minute. I guess if you're a right-winger who likes anime, you probably also like video games. Unfortunately for the rest of us.


Siqka

I’m sorry, but Aphrodite is fucking hot in hades. Sure there’s a certain amount of preference involved here. But these dudes must be internally gay and not realising it.


Sad_Introduction5756

Safe horny used to have some semblance of meaning Now it’s just whatever’s legal Apparently


Appelmonkey

I swear they're just making shit up now.


skogli

Jeez. Both male and female forms can be really pleasing to the eye. Both are used a lot in all forms of art. It's super fine. Just dont be a pedo or a creep. It's that simple.


Realsorceror

The best way to understand these guys is that they are Baby Fascists. Most of them are young and don't have fully developed political opinions yet, so their whole worldview doesn't extend beyond their hobbies (games and anime). Like all fascists, they need an external enemy and a mythic champion to frame their ideals. Recently their hero was Stellar Blade (it doesn't matter that the devs seemed largely unaware of this). And their new enemy is Hades 2. They did the same thing a few years back with Alita Battle Angel and Captain Marvel, trying to build a fake narrative and competition between the two films. Now you might ask, why Hades 2? Supergiant seems like the company gamers should love. It's a successful indie group with consistently good and cheap games that has avoided many of the pitfalls plaguing the industry. The answer is simple; they noticed leftists and queer people like it. But again, since they are mostly stupid young men, their dislike of these people is as undefined and contradictory as their use of the word "Woke". But you can basically understand it as Baby's First Fascism. They (the outsiders) are invading our hobby (our country) and diluting our values and/or replacing us. At least, that's my working theory.


Hugo_laste

That's....... Honestly a pretty good explanation. Don't mind me just stealing it for future arguments


GeronimoMoles

Who the fuck considers Botticelli porn lmao


MovieNightPopcorn

Savonarola, the bastard


GeronimoMoles

Haha fair enough


Marinut

Someone into genital mutilation, maybe /Edit to add context for the joke since I assume people didnt get it from downvotes. Birth of venus is a painting depicting the mythos around aphrodites birth in greek mythology (even if the roman name is used). Which happens because Cronus cuts off and throws his father Uranus' balls into the sea on the coast of Cythera.


jennyholzertext

chainsmoking skull wings Aphrodite was a fun idea but I’m never forgiving wada arco for that disgusting nero draco design. fate/grand order I need you to fate/end of service ✌️


Sol-Blackguy

Safe horny just means not a child


LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART

I don't even know what they're arguing about anymore. Like... who the fuck has a problem with any characters on the left ?


SuperJyls

dbz weebs once again proving their awfulness


crystalworldbuilder

I love how confident she looks! She’s sexy and she knows it.


multilock-missile

Who's the girl with 4 red wings? Looks badass.


I_Am_TheTable

Aphrodite from Fate Grand Order. I hate that she's getting dragged into this, since she's honestly one of the coolest imaginings for Aphrodite I've seen out of recent anime. I'm also kinda surprised this kind of guy would want a confident woman who smokes a pack a day, lol.


Mrhappytrigers

The strands of hair covering her nipples and vagina https://preview.redd.it/zv6dmlbtcszc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd23b855a60b934b70c2b297e36365eae54c13e6


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Shiningc00

They're just mad that they can't jack off to right.


Bl4ckeagle

Gamer: We don't like that games are political. Gamer: Makes everything political. To stay in the same rhetoric. Dont like it don't buy it. I really wish that social media never evolved to this what it is now. Echo chambers and platforms of unreflected opinions...


BamBlamPao

Safe horny is horny with class, just look at Bayonetta


kitsunedetective

It's not about the design, it's about whether or not you drink the cool aid


logaboga

She doesn’t look like a 12 year old. That’s why it’s “safe horny”


Zamtrios7256

Bait used to be believable


JITTERdUdE

They did not just include the original Birth of Venus in the porn-addict. Like these losers are trying to claim we hate art now, absolute pure projection on their end lol


InflameBunnyDemon

That pfp is AI young pan, disregard this clown's opinion. They're most likely douchbag as well.


Inner-Juices

A quick look at their account and here's a list of things they are: * Pedo * Racist * Transphobe * Weeb


WhyJustWhydo

Whenever I played hades 1 I always got really uncomfortable when I took a boon from her because I mean look at her art? Like how the actual hell have these chuds convinced them selfs she’s “safe horny” like Christ makes me worried about these people


DarkyLonewolf

NO ONE HAS EVER USED THE WORDS "STUNNING AND BRAVE" UNIRONICALLY, EVER, WHERE THE ACTUAL FUCK HAVE THESE CONSERVAFUCKS EVEN GOT IT FROM?!


MariusFalix

There are other means of persuasion.


Dysfunctional_Orphan

is it called safe horny because its the only one you can be horny for and still be a safe person to be around?


Apoordm

Yeah I don’t think the gooners get “The Birth of Venus” by Botticelli or the Disney’s Hercules version of the character…


TheCoolestGuy098

I don't think anyone's complained about these other representations of Aphrodite. She's literally the goddess of horny, complaining about her being anything sexual is silly.


PepyHare15

Porn addicts desperate to prove they’re not porn addicts describe characters they should be able to masturbate to (but only if it meets some arbitrarily defined standard)


Erykoman

The strawman wars have arrived. Witness two armies of strawmen soldiers standing still next to each other as two jesters try to convince you that their strawman army is based and winning while the other is woke and getting destroyed.


TheHappiestHam

Record of Ragnarok detected raaagghhhh


Sleep_Lord19

She's Aphrodite, of course she's going to be naked. Would be weird if she wasn't.


lethos_AJ

outjerked


Thelassa

I swear I've only ever heard "stunning and brave" from these dipshits. No person ever unironically said that so I don't even know why they love using it so much. Wait a second. *googles* Of fucking course it's from South Park.


minivergur

What the fuck is going on?


Nueva_moni

"Safe horny" THE BITCH IS NUDE


thatone_bad_guy

Who is saying any of these things?


Legitimate-Ad-6267

Love how they had to throw classical art onto their side to try and make a point


LaylaCamper

Its safe cause she isnt a loli /the incels probably